The person doesn't want to talk to you and throws you a mine

"The other party didn't want to talk to you and threw you a mine" Author: Li Shu

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Where did Ye Que go?

I went to play minesweeper.

To say that he is lacking is really lacking, lacking in heart.

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Military text, overhead, pure YY, not serious

I think it's a good thing to be superficial. I can reply to you if you see any bugs. This article is superficial.

[smile]

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Content tags: Uniform Love, Urban Love, Edge Love Song

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The person doesn't want to talk to you and throws you a mine

The person doesn't want to talk to you and throws you a mine

By suddenly want to try military text の Li Shu

Where did Ye Que go?

I went to play minesweeper.

To say that he is lacking is really lacking, lacking in heart.

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Military text, overhead, pure YY, not serious

I think it's a good thing to be superficial. I can reply to you if you see any bugs. This article is superficial.

[smile]

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No shortage of leaves.

He lacks nothing.

Waist, kidney, legs, face, all are missing.

Only one daughter-in-law is missing.

Then he was fooled into going to the special forces training camp.

The beautiful instructor told him that there were beauties participating in the mixed training for men and women.

Ye Que, who had been reading YY cool articles at seven o'clock, resolutely signed up to his superiors to participate in the training.

He dreamed of Bingshan's beautiful instructor and pure female comrade-in-arms. a|vi fell asleep.

Taking off the green helmet and green camouflage of the Marine Corps, Ye Que changed into the heavy training uniform specially designed to torture people in the training camp.

The kind that can break three pounds of sweat when you go out for a walk in winter.

Well, it's Special Forces.

Ye Que lacked nothing.

But what he lacks most is a tenacious will.

Tenacious will to marry a daughter-in-law.

There is no way to defeat the heroic fighters of the proletariat with such a disarming power.

Ye Que ran to the training ground in small steps.

There were a lot of people, and Ye Que, whose vision standard was 5.0 and not yet 50.0, couldn't see his future wife for the time being.

But he believed that the shining him must have attracted her attention, and he was getting closer to him step by step.

close to...

The slender hand patted his strong shoulder, and the man's red lips parted slightly, "Handsome guy..."

Ye Que turned his head slowly.

"Where is the latrine? My brother is about to suffer from nephritis. It's unbearable to save chickens in the rivers and lakes!" The man was tall and handsome.

... No matter how personable he is, he is still a man, with handles, male!

"Oh." Ye Que turned around indifferently, stood upright, and showed that he was a cold person with his actions.

"Hey? Brother, why don't you talk anymore? You're still standing so straight, like a tree... Speaking of trees, you probably don't mind if you say that I peed on your tree roots." He approached Ye Que with a playful smile In front of him, he put both hands on the belt, and quickly untied it, revealing the blue and white underwear.

Blue and white...?

So perverted.

Wait is not the time to think about this.

Ye Queyi stopped his evil hands with righteous words (fear) on his face, "Turn left at the toilet grove, can't wait for the grove to solve it, walk slowly and don't see it off."

Ye Que thinks that he is a good comrade who does not lack sympathy and love. Even if he encounters harassment by suspected x, he can still smile at him. The service is perfect, five-star praise, dear~

Ye Que saw their instructor.

Iceberg get√

Beauty get√

Yes, if it was a female instructor, Ye Que would probably be turbulent by now, how could it be possible to give a report to you here.

The chief instructor is a cold-faced killer.

The assistant instructor smiled and looked very kind.

Well, it seems.

"Why is it a man? I thought it was a beautiful instructor." Probably like Ye Que, he was lured in by a false advertisement filled with pork, and someone wailed.

"At least the beauty can still touch it, let's be content." Another person complained.

Hello.Now standing in a military posture, is it really okay to blatantly complain about the instructor?

Ye Que was deeply depressed about joining an unorganized and undisciplined training camp.

The deputy instructor above began to speak.

"I have nothing to say, and I don't like to keep emphasizing how useless you are. I'm worried that you will poke the villain's head in the middle of the night if you use too many aggressive methods."

"Playing emotional cards is also very old-fashioned, and your ears are almost covered with calluses. Let's bring some fresh ones." "A 25-kilometer cross-country march with heavy loads, with backpacks in front, and the last [-] people will be eliminated directly." The assistant instructor is still smiling, Kind smile.

Mom said good-looking people are bad guys ToT

Ye Que picked up the big backpack that contained an unknown number of bricks and jumped up.

Seriously serious.

The people next to them began to discuss the elegant movie they watched last night, whether Wen Tenglan is more beautiful or Osawa Maria is more slutty.

There were also people who chatted lewdly about the heroine of a certain Seven Points novel, um, the cinnabar mole on Ye Que's heart, Bai Yueguang by the window.

The serious and upright Ye Que couldn't help turning around and retorting, "Vivienne has never been slept by the God of Light!"

"Hey brother, so you also read the novels of the Great God at Seven Points. I heard that you are from Lu Zhan, and I thought you were serious and serious. Since you are all brothers, it's easy to say. I have a backup of the chapter of the Great God being Harmony, why not?" The man approached Ye Que with an expression like he had a plate in his hand.

Ye Que thought for a second and happily gave him his Baidu Cloud account.

Food sex, ahem, eating meat in a low-key manner.

"Vulgar." The buddy who was anxious to urinate before gave him a half-smile look.

"Chengchengcheng, it's okay if you are noble and elegant like a lotus and never read Xiao Huangwen." Ye Que rolled his eyes, adjusted his breathing and ran at a constant speed.

"Of course I watch." He lowered his head and put his head close to Ye Que's ear, "But I only watch men and men, and the ones like you are the ones I like the most."

Ye Que raised his head abruptly, seeing his playful face, he was really not sure if he was joking or telling the truth, so he ran at a faster speed.

"Don't tell me, you're still shy." The erratic voice followed behind him steadily, Ye Que was a little surprised, he was the most explosive in their squadron, he accelerated suddenly and ordinary people really couldn't catch up.

"Don't mind if I'm joking. It's said that rabbits don't eat grass by the side of their nests. How could I attack my comrades?" He smiled and stood side by side with Ye Que, not panting or sweating. Pat Ye Que on the shoulder.

"I'm a cripple, the eel's fish, and the crippled one." He laughed so hard that he looked like a ruffian, ruining his scholarly face in vain.

"Ye Que." Ye Que broke out too early and hadn't trained for a long time, and then he was a little out of breath, and simply responded with two words in response to Yu Can's overly enthusiastic strike-up.

"I am disabled and you are lacking in the earth. Look at us, we are a good couple." Yu Can still approached with a stern face.

Ye Que could only pant and ignore him, Yu Can didn't speak, and followed Ye Que unhurriedly.

After running 25 kilometers, Ye Que felt that his kidneys were exhausted, and he was paralyzed on the ground like a salted fish. Although he knew that he couldn't lie on the ground after strenuous exercise, he couldn't get up.

This kind of training was a piece of cake for him before. The military uniform on his body had been locked in the cabinet for a long time, and he felt strange when he put it on again.

Ye Que was pulled up, and Yu Can was still grinning and unscrupulous, bouncing up and down with a weed in his mouth.

"Little Ye Zi, your physical strength is not good, you need to practice more." The previous sentence is quite normal, so ignore that title that is not domineering at all.

"Let me tell you how much masturbation hurts your body. Brother Gai Minger will find you a prescription to strengthen your foundation and strengthen your strength. Kidney deficiency affects the happiness of our lower body." The next sentence made Ye Que successfully regain his former all-powerful position in the Marine Squadron. With a rhythm, he gently greeted the fish's sturdy kidney with his fist.

"You two are quite energetic. How about a 25-kilometer warm-up?" The assistant instructor raised his eyebrows and smiled.

Yu Can pushed Ye Que to the ground, fell down and killed himself, and replied in a dying voice, "Report...we are back to the light..."

Ye Que was stupefied, he was still wondering when he would degenerate to the point where he would fall over if pushed.

Could it be that masturbation really hurts the body...?

It was the right-hand lady who harmed me.

he thought bitterly.

In the end, most of the [-] people who crawled to the assembly point were girls, fresh and sweaty, kneeling on the ground panting.

Hold on tight, Ye Que.

Ye Que's eyes became firm, and he couldn't help but glance over there.

Honesty or something, concubines can't do it.

But Yu Can suddenly blocked Ye Que's line of sight, and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle melancholy, "Today's sky is really blue, as blue as the afternoon we met."

"..." Ye Que.

"We ran wildly on the grassland, galloped our horses, made love crazily, and merged with nature..." Yu Can's expression was still very melancholy.

"Aren't you afraid of being arrested by the anti-pornography team?" Ye Que said.

"Ours is called the fusion of soul and flesh, the collision of passion and poetry." He raised his eyebrows and smiled, his eyes seemed to have hooks, obscene | vulgar and frank.

Sending back the last twenty stragglers, the paralyzed instructor still didn't speak, and stood straight in front of them, watching them. The smiling tiger instructor was still cheerful, "Everyone is tired, so let's go back and sleep."

Now at noon, the scorching sun is in the sky, but the instructor told them to sleep?

Shouldn't we continue to give them additional training and give them an unforgettable blow until we train each of them to the ground and howl like ghosts and wolves? These ghost and animal instructors will be happy?

Uncle the policeman is this person, he doesn't follow the routine.

"People should be more sincere and less routine." Instructor Smiling Tiger waved his hand, "