Corpse brothers, be careful

There were only four of Qi Meng and the others, the number was too small, not enough at all.They had no choice but to look for teammates in the mission center, and just in time, they saw a particularly domineering elder sister. <(￣︶￣)↗[GO!]

She is the legendary charter woman!Her surname is Xi, her name is Ba, and she owns more than [-] houses, all of which she earned herself.Later, I didn't want to do it anymore, so I made money by renting houses.With a net worth of over [-] million, she is beautiful and rich. Many people admire her. Xiba is also a good friend of Qi Meng and Li Zhi.

As soon as they met, they hugged one happily, and all three of them were happy.Qi Meng smiled happily, <(*￣▽￣*)/ took her hand and asked with concern: "Sister Xi, how are you doing?"

"(^_^) Not bad, I have a few houses in Kyoto, and the country has taken in a lot of houses from me, but they can't take them all, so I have to keep a few houses for me. Now I go to collect rent and go for a ride when I'm free. .” Xi Yan said with a happy face.Upon hearing this, Qi Meng invited Sister Xi to go collect food with them, and Sister Xi agreed.

Xiba waved his little hand, and the younger brothers followed, one, two, three~ There were exactly six of them in total, and with Qi Meng and the others, there were exactly ten.

Xi Ba led them to a hidden and narrow alley. Xi Jie said: "This is a hidden secret base I discovered. This is the home of one of my friends, Guo He. His home is a kind of For organic vegetables, I often go to his house to get food.” Then, they came to a bamboo house, where they saw a huge bamboo forest on the outside, and organic vegetables were planted inside. ╰(*°▽°*)╯

Guo He’s family supplies bamboo to the pandas, and grows organic vegetables for themselves.In this bamboo forest, there is nothing but a few soft and cute pandas.

The panda protects the owner of this bamboo forest, and only he can grow this fresh and plump bamboo.After entering the bamboo house, I saw a person lying on the bamboo bed looking at calcium tablets. It turned out that he was also gay, but his boyfriend was the panda king in the bamboo forest. ㄟ(≧◇≦)ㄏ

Seeing him slumped on the bed without any image, Xiba bounced his head over and over again.He immediately sat up and slapped Xibai's hand away, "What are you doing? Are you kidding me?" (≧≦)ゞ

"You have only suffered for ten thousand years! You have suffered for a lifetime." Guo He turned his face away angrily. "(*^__^*) Hee hee... No matter what you are, you are always the one below." Xi Yan gloated.

Qi Meng and the others looked at this scene with black lines on their faces, and were speechless for a while O__O "...

"Oh, well, you are here to ask for food! As long as you call Sister Xi, I will give you food." Guo He said threateningly.Li Zhi laughed "Pfftch—" and almost hiccupped, "You, no matter how you look at it, you are suffering, it cannot be Sister Xi."

Guo He turned his head angrily, and distributed the food to Qi Meng and the others.

Having harvested the food, they returned to Kyoto again, and lived happily for a few days.A few days later, the task was issued, and the state sent people to constantly test Brother Corpse's weaknesses, and Qi Meng and the others also followed.This time they were not so lucky. Together with the army, they encountered a wave of corpses. A steady stream of corpses rushed towards them. They kept dodging, but the number of corpses was still decreasing. (＞﹏＜)

They resisted desperately, and Brother Corpse was finally beaten away, but most of the troops were reduced.It can be said that it was snatched away by the corpse brothers. Although the corpse brothers don't eat people, the chrysanthemums of those soldiers are miserable.

When Ji Xi and the others were resting, they also noticed that something was wrong. One of Qi Meng and sister Xi's younger brother was missing.Nani! ! !They searched immediately, and rescued a soldier who had just been stripped naked in a cave; rescued a younger brother who was bitten by a fish in a small river; The little soldier who was started NP by a few dead brothers... ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3

After saving one after another, Qi Meng was still not found.After seeing so many strange plays with no lower limit and no integrity, Ji Xi was a little terrified.He kept praying to himself that he could find his boyfriend and not be "fucked——". ~~o(>_<)o~~

Suddenly, Li Zhi discovered the distress signal left by Qi Meng, and a group of people including Xi Jie followed the distress signal to the sighting spot.Just now, when we got there, everyone's eyes widened.

"Ah—spicy eyes, don't look at them." Everyone covered their eyes.Why hot eyes?In fact, after Qi Meng was taken away by a group of corpse brothers, the corpse brothers started fighting, trying to grab Qi Meng and give him a "beep--".During their constant fighting, Qi Meng wanted to escape, but he was dragged down by a corpse brother who had been hiding in the grass long before he could escape. W(￣_￣)W

That cunning corpse brother didn't hesitate, he immediately pulled off Qi Meng's pants and stabbed in.However, this corpse brother's penis is only three centimeters long, and Qi Meng doesn't feel it at all, instead it hurts from being crushed.

Qi Meng was furious, he picked up a nearby branch and stabbed Brother Corpse's chrysanthemum, Brother Corpse screamed in pain and couldn't move anymore.The other corpse brothers stopped beating, and looked at this scene in fear, wanting to run away, Qi Meng chased after the corpse brother's chrysanthemums, and stabbed them one by one, each of the corpse brothers' chrysanthemums had a branch stuck in it, it looked like Extremely spicy eyes. (‵▽′)ψ

Qi Meng saw Ji Xi, cried and threw himself into his arms, and complained about the tragic fact of being stabbed by a three-centimeter penis.Everyone laughed and Ji Xi was speechless, this is not considered rape or violence! (￣┰￣*) After all, even the fingers are longer than that penis.

After everyone finished laughing, they found something was wrong, the corpse brothers were lying motionless on the ground.Qi Meng suddenly realized, and happily left Ji Xi's embrace, and said triumphantly, "I finally discovered Brother Corpse's weakness." ○(＾皮＾)っHiaahia…

Everyone didn't understand, and looked confused. (*￣^￣(*￣^￣(*￣^￣)

Qi Meng picked up a branch behind a corpse, and the corpse could move, and Qi Meng immediately inserted it back, and the corpse could not move again.In this way, everyone was happy, and finally discovered Brother Corpse's weakness. Although Brother Corpse could not be completely killed, it could be immobilized. ┗(T﹏T)┛

In this way, the corpse brothers can no longer OOXX on humans.Qi Meng and the others hurried to Kyoto and told the matter to the superiors. The superiors quickly sent people to experiment, and the result was really successful. _All the human beings in the world cheered, they finally no longer have to be afraid of the dead brother .

For this reason, people all over the world, in order to thank Qimeng, erected his statues in their respective countries and named him a hero.Only a small chrysanthemum was paid to save the world. ┗|｀O′|┛哦~~

In the next few days, Qi Meng lived well, and people kept coming to give gifts to thank Qi Meng for his great kindness.Qi Meng was so annoyed that he could only take them and leave the capital again.

Qi Meng, who discovered the weakness of the corpse, was always attacked by the corpse outside. He was hated by almost all the corpses, and the corpses even specially regarded Qimen as a bear.Looking at Qi Meng's statue every day, he is ready to catch him anytime and anywhere, and then do him like this or that. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Since then, Qi Meng has become famous. (Qi Meng: ┭┮﹏┭┮ I don’t want this bad reputation!)

For this reason, Qi Meng and his friends kept fleeing, neither in the city nor outside.Otherwise, it's either the people who flock to thank you, or the dead brother who takes revenge.

Qi Meng muttered bitterly: "At the beginning, I shouldn't have exposed this weakness, hoot 〒▽〒~" Others stood aside, laughing so hard that even the front teeth were exposed.

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