You Huang saw the chief's body move suddenly, and quickly pressed him firmly, and then the chair armrest on the chief's right shattered with a "click".
Di Rong immediately became nervous.Seeing this, Chief raised his brows, and slowly leaned back, staring at him in silence.
Di Rong continued to the next sentence: "I like you very much."
Chief raised his eyebrows again, still staring at him in silence.
Di Rong suddenly felt a little unconfident, and asked cautiously: "Then, are you willing to marry me?"
silence.
silence.
Di Rong looked at the chief seriously, and the chief looked at Di Rong seriously, and the atmosphere was very strange for a while.
"That...would you like it?" Di Rong's voice began to tremble.
The chief's eyes rolled around, and he suddenly reached out and pinched Di Rong's chin and lifted it upwards, with a wicked smile on his face that could captivate all living beings, but his voice became extremely oppressive: "Do you think this can impress me? Stupid bastard, kneel down obediently in front of this lord—”
"—Pfft!!" You Huang stood behind, and immediately collapsed laughing upon hearing this.
Di Rong's knees softened, and he almost knelt down, with a broken face: "This feels even more wrong!!"
Chief thought for a while, and suggested very kindly: "Actually, you don't have to follow the way of mortals. If it's the way of the demons, just snatch people and bring them back to the nest, be nice to them, and wait for the raw rice to cook. If I don’t marry you, I won’t succeed.”
Poison Jiu immediately refused: "Wait, what kind of raw rice is cooked! That's my sister!"
Yu Xin comforted Di Rong earnestly and gently: "It's okay, brother, you are first-class in terms of appearance and martial arts. How can any girl look down on you? I think as long as you practice hard and work hard, you will be able to do it." It was successful!" Tilting his head for a while, he added, "However, I think the chief's suggestion is not unreasonable."
Youhuang objected: "No, no, according to Liuxiang's temperament, it would be strange if you snatched her back and didn't poke a hole in your body! No matter how bad it is, I will burn your nest!!" Suddenly felt a chill, Looking back, seeing that Chief was quickly looking away from him, he quickly corrected, "...I didn't mean you!!"
Chief replied with a half-smile: "...Ye'an City, you can't burn it."
Yu Xin looked at them with a frown, always feeling that these two guys were flirting a little bit.
Di Rong squatted on the ground, suddenly thought of something, raised his head and said to You Huang: "Speaking of which, didn't you succeed? Demonstrate to me...do you succeed?"
***
Because the chief obviously wouldn't cooperate well, the person who was pressed on the chair turned into poisonous alcohol again.Di Rong stood aside, watching carefully.You Huang took a deep breath, squatted down, held the poisoned wine's hand, and looked at him intently.
Poison Jiu also worked very hard, staring back at You Huang.
"Gu..." You Huang opened his mouth, then stopped suddenly, his eyes fixed on the unshaven chin of poisonous wine.
Poison Wine: "...?"
"Gu..." You Huang tried again, but still stopped, his eyes turned to Poison Jiu's chest, the neckline was opened very low, revealing a muscular chest.
Poison Wine: "...?"
You Huang couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly changed his words, "...Young Master, you have such a good figure!"
When Chen Jiu heard the praise, his eyes lit up with excitement, as if he had finally met a bosom friend: "You think so too?"
You Huang said: "Yes!"
Poison Jiu immediately pulled down the neckline, revealing her neat eight-pack abs, and grabbed hold of the waistband of her trousers, proudly saying: "...Actually, the best thing about me is my thighs, do you want to see them? "
You Huang lay down again.
Di Rong stood beside him with a frustrated expression on his face, none of these guys were reliable.
At first, Chief had a gloating expression on his face, but now he couldn't bear it anymore, picked up Youhuang, and pointed out to Di Rong: "The so-called pursuit, you should not only express your love and deep affection for the other party, but also express your love for the other party." Show your own excellence, powerful strength and excellent insight, let the other party see that you are indeed worthy of a heavy responsibility, and have the idea that you will never regret entrusting your life. The most important thing is to exude an absolutely overwhelming Your momentum will make the other party deeply impressed by your charm before they can think rationally."
Seeing that Di Rong was still confused, Chief decided to give a demonstration in person.He pushed the poisonous wine that was about to get up back to the chair, held his hand with the other hand and pressed it back to his chest, lowered his head a little closer, stared deeply, and said in a low and magnetic voice: "... Girl, since I met you, my world seems to be lit up. Your figure always appears in my mind; your smiling face always surrounds my sleep; whether in dream or reality, you are always in my heart The deepest dependence. I like you with my heart, so please believe me, no matter the wind and waves, I will stand by your side to protect you from the wind and rain. I hope that in this life, I will hold my hand and grow old together. --Do you want to?"
As soon as the voice fell, the surroundings suddenly became quiet, and the atmosphere was obviously a little wrong.
The chief lowered his head and saw Poison staring at him blankly. After a while, the lower half of his unshaven face turned red slowly.
Yu Xin was on the side, and said with a shocked expression: "It's really a monster, I can't think of Mr. Wu Meihou, you have such a profound and touching understanding of love!"
The Chief was silent for a moment, backed away quickly, and then he bumped into someone.You Huang grabbed him from behind, with a tearful expression of an abandoned puppy, his lips trembling.Immediately afterwards, black air rose from behind the ghost ink, and spread upwards along the wall, forming a dense cloud of ghost creatures. Everyone heard the vicious screams of the ghosts, and the pale bones. Claws poked out from the darkness, scratching everywhere.The poisoned crane flapped its wings desperately twice, and was brutally murdered.
You Huang said sincerely: "I don't mind at all, you said it very well. You can continue talking, really."
Chief looked at the wall, then at him, and pursed his lips.
Seeing that the chief also quit, Di Rong became even more indignant: "...Maybe I shouldn't use men to practice—"
Yuxin thought for a while, and came up with an idea: "I remember that the nearest neighbor lived in a woman, but she was a little older than Liuxiang."
Under the urging of everyone, she invited the woman.With gray hair, loose skin on his face, and many wrinkles, the chieftain recognized this as the mother-in-law who first told him the location of Youhuang's tomb.
The old lady sat on the chair with a smile, and she was in a good mood: "Oh, the young people nowadays are full of energy. How could we think of this at that time."
Di Rong took a few deep breaths, stepped forward and grabbed her wrinkled hand, and said, "Girl, you are so beautiful!"
The old lady replied with a smile: "I have a son."
Di Rong was stunned for a moment, realizing that she didn't hear clearly, so he raised his voice and repeated: "Girl, you are so beautiful!!"
The old lady continued to answer with a smile: "No, no, dead pigs should be scalded with boiling water!"
Di Rong was a little frustrated, and raised his voice even higher: "Girl, you are so beautiful!!!"
The old lady smiled even more happily: "Oh——the pan-fried buns stuffed with leeks are delicious!"
Di Rong looked around and found other people standing around, all with expressions on their faces.He thought about it for a while, and decided to get straight to the point, shouting earth-shatteringly: "Girl, will you marry me?!!!"
With a bang, the door suddenly opened from the outside, and someone asked, "What are you doing?" Liu Xiang stood at the door, staring at them in surprise.
There was a sudden silence in the room.
Di Rong was still squatting halfway in front of the chair, tightly holding the wrinkled hand of the old lady with one hand, and turned to look at her, stunned.
Liu Xiang's face turned dark, and she looked ghostly, she said one word: "You..."
Di Rong stammered: "I, what am I...?"
"...You, you—so you really like getting old!!!"
——Damn it, this is a big misunderstanding.
"No, no! Listen to me!!"
There was another bang, Liu Xiang slammed the door and went away, Di Rong quickly chased after her.
The others were going to follow immediately to watch the excitement, but another person came in the room and stopped them.The person who came was waving a shiny machete, exuding a strong smell of blood, and shouted fiercely: "...what are you going to do to my old lady!!"
——The old lady's son is a butcher in the village.
classmate
Di Rong immediately became nervous.Seeing this, Chief raised his brows, and slowly leaned back, staring at him in silence.
Di Rong continued to the next sentence: "I like you very much."
Chief raised his eyebrows again, still staring at him in silence.
Di Rong suddenly felt a little unconfident, and asked cautiously: "Then, are you willing to marry me?"
silence.
silence.
Di Rong looked at the chief seriously, and the chief looked at Di Rong seriously, and the atmosphere was very strange for a while.
"That...would you like it?" Di Rong's voice began to tremble.
The chief's eyes rolled around, and he suddenly reached out and pinched Di Rong's chin and lifted it upwards, with a wicked smile on his face that could captivate all living beings, but his voice became extremely oppressive: "Do you think this can impress me? Stupid bastard, kneel down obediently in front of this lord—”
"—Pfft!!" You Huang stood behind, and immediately collapsed laughing upon hearing this.
Di Rong's knees softened, and he almost knelt down, with a broken face: "This feels even more wrong!!"
Chief thought for a while, and suggested very kindly: "Actually, you don't have to follow the way of mortals. If it's the way of the demons, just snatch people and bring them back to the nest, be nice to them, and wait for the raw rice to cook. If I don’t marry you, I won’t succeed.”
Poison Jiu immediately refused: "Wait, what kind of raw rice is cooked! That's my sister!"
Yu Xin comforted Di Rong earnestly and gently: "It's okay, brother, you are first-class in terms of appearance and martial arts. How can any girl look down on you? I think as long as you practice hard and work hard, you will be able to do it." It was successful!" Tilting his head for a while, he added, "However, I think the chief's suggestion is not unreasonable."
Youhuang objected: "No, no, according to Liuxiang's temperament, it would be strange if you snatched her back and didn't poke a hole in your body! No matter how bad it is, I will burn your nest!!" Suddenly felt a chill, Looking back, seeing that Chief was quickly looking away from him, he quickly corrected, "...I didn't mean you!!"
Chief replied with a half-smile: "...Ye'an City, you can't burn it."
Yu Xin looked at them with a frown, always feeling that these two guys were flirting a little bit.
Di Rong squatted on the ground, suddenly thought of something, raised his head and said to You Huang: "Speaking of which, didn't you succeed? Demonstrate to me...do you succeed?"
***
Because the chief obviously wouldn't cooperate well, the person who was pressed on the chair turned into poisonous alcohol again.Di Rong stood aside, watching carefully.You Huang took a deep breath, squatted down, held the poisoned wine's hand, and looked at him intently.
Poison Jiu also worked very hard, staring back at You Huang.
"Gu..." You Huang opened his mouth, then stopped suddenly, his eyes fixed on the unshaven chin of poisonous wine.
Poison Wine: "...?"
"Gu..." You Huang tried again, but still stopped, his eyes turned to Poison Jiu's chest, the neckline was opened very low, revealing a muscular chest.
Poison Wine: "...?"
You Huang couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly changed his words, "...Young Master, you have such a good figure!"
When Chen Jiu heard the praise, his eyes lit up with excitement, as if he had finally met a bosom friend: "You think so too?"
You Huang said: "Yes!"
Poison Jiu immediately pulled down the neckline, revealing her neat eight-pack abs, and grabbed hold of the waistband of her trousers, proudly saying: "...Actually, the best thing about me is my thighs, do you want to see them? "
You Huang lay down again.
Di Rong stood beside him with a frustrated expression on his face, none of these guys were reliable.
At first, Chief had a gloating expression on his face, but now he couldn't bear it anymore, picked up Youhuang, and pointed out to Di Rong: "The so-called pursuit, you should not only express your love and deep affection for the other party, but also express your love for the other party." Show your own excellence, powerful strength and excellent insight, let the other party see that you are indeed worthy of a heavy responsibility, and have the idea that you will never regret entrusting your life. The most important thing is to exude an absolutely overwhelming Your momentum will make the other party deeply impressed by your charm before they can think rationally."
Seeing that Di Rong was still confused, Chief decided to give a demonstration in person.He pushed the poisonous wine that was about to get up back to the chair, held his hand with the other hand and pressed it back to his chest, lowered his head a little closer, stared deeply, and said in a low and magnetic voice: "... Girl, since I met you, my world seems to be lit up. Your figure always appears in my mind; your smiling face always surrounds my sleep; whether in dream or reality, you are always in my heart The deepest dependence. I like you with my heart, so please believe me, no matter the wind and waves, I will stand by your side to protect you from the wind and rain. I hope that in this life, I will hold my hand and grow old together. --Do you want to?"
As soon as the voice fell, the surroundings suddenly became quiet, and the atmosphere was obviously a little wrong.
The chief lowered his head and saw Poison staring at him blankly. After a while, the lower half of his unshaven face turned red slowly.
Yu Xin was on the side, and said with a shocked expression: "It's really a monster, I can't think of Mr. Wu Meihou, you have such a profound and touching understanding of love!"
The Chief was silent for a moment, backed away quickly, and then he bumped into someone.You Huang grabbed him from behind, with a tearful expression of an abandoned puppy, his lips trembling.Immediately afterwards, black air rose from behind the ghost ink, and spread upwards along the wall, forming a dense cloud of ghost creatures. Everyone heard the vicious screams of the ghosts, and the pale bones. Claws poked out from the darkness, scratching everywhere.The poisoned crane flapped its wings desperately twice, and was brutally murdered.
You Huang said sincerely: "I don't mind at all, you said it very well. You can continue talking, really."
Chief looked at the wall, then at him, and pursed his lips.
Seeing that the chief also quit, Di Rong became even more indignant: "...Maybe I shouldn't use men to practice—"
Yuxin thought for a while, and came up with an idea: "I remember that the nearest neighbor lived in a woman, but she was a little older than Liuxiang."
Under the urging of everyone, she invited the woman.With gray hair, loose skin on his face, and many wrinkles, the chieftain recognized this as the mother-in-law who first told him the location of Youhuang's tomb.
The old lady sat on the chair with a smile, and she was in a good mood: "Oh, the young people nowadays are full of energy. How could we think of this at that time."
Di Rong took a few deep breaths, stepped forward and grabbed her wrinkled hand, and said, "Girl, you are so beautiful!"
The old lady replied with a smile: "I have a son."
Di Rong was stunned for a moment, realizing that she didn't hear clearly, so he raised his voice and repeated: "Girl, you are so beautiful!!"
The old lady continued to answer with a smile: "No, no, dead pigs should be scalded with boiling water!"
Di Rong was a little frustrated, and raised his voice even higher: "Girl, you are so beautiful!!!"
The old lady smiled even more happily: "Oh——the pan-fried buns stuffed with leeks are delicious!"
Di Rong looked around and found other people standing around, all with expressions on their faces.He thought about it for a while, and decided to get straight to the point, shouting earth-shatteringly: "Girl, will you marry me?!!!"
With a bang, the door suddenly opened from the outside, and someone asked, "What are you doing?" Liu Xiang stood at the door, staring at them in surprise.
There was a sudden silence in the room.
Di Rong was still squatting halfway in front of the chair, tightly holding the wrinkled hand of the old lady with one hand, and turned to look at her, stunned.
Liu Xiang's face turned dark, and she looked ghostly, she said one word: "You..."
Di Rong stammered: "I, what am I...?"
"...You, you—so you really like getting old!!!"
——Damn it, this is a big misunderstanding.
"No, no! Listen to me!!"
There was another bang, Liu Xiang slammed the door and went away, Di Rong quickly chased after her.
The others were going to follow immediately to watch the excitement, but another person came in the room and stopped them.The person who came was waving a shiny machete, exuding a strong smell of blood, and shouted fiercely: "...what are you going to do to my old lady!!"
——The old lady's son is a butcher in the village.
classmate
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