Liang Duo pretending to be sleeping
Chapter 26
Jiang Han winked at Liang Duo, hoping that this person could understand what he meant.
But Liang Duo only understood for a second, and then Jiang Han's words came to mind: You are not my type.
Who is this kid's marriage?
Liang Duo usually doesn't like gossip, but he really wants to know what kind of person defeated himself and became the person this ignorant young man likes.
"What's going on?" Liang Duo said, "Why is your marriage like Cao Cao's?"
"What does it have to do with Cao Cao?"
"Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there soon," Liang Duo said, "I heard you asked for a marriage, and you flew here overnight, right?"
masturbate.
Jiang Han suddenly became obscene.
"That, no." Jiang Han said, "It's here anyway, don't worry about it."
"Who cares about you?" Liang Duo squinted at him, "Who is it? What does it look like? Do I know you?"
It's strange to know each other.
Liang Duoxin said, what kind of drama am I adding to myself?The one he likes must be his classmate, where can I meet his classmate?Besides, so what if I recognize him or not?Does it have anything to do with me?Do I even know?
To talk about complaining about himself, Liang Duo has profound skills, before Jiang Han said anything about him, he first complained about himself thoroughly.
But the person Jiang Han really didn't complain. On the contrary, Jiang Han looked at Liang Duo seriously and said, "You really know each other."
Liang Duo was taken aback for a moment, but this time he was dumbfounded, who is it?
Liang Duo is actually not stupid. It can’t be said that he is not stupid. He is quite smart. After all, majors and academic qualifications are there. It’s just that sometimes this brain circuit is quite strange. One second he is still saying that he is not interested, and the next second he is urgently thinking about it. Want to know why.
In short, he is an uncertain and unprincipled person.
"Who?" When Liang Duo was gossiping, his eyes were shining.
He frantically searched for people he knew and Jiang Han temporarily stored in his mind, and after searching around, his eyeballs almost fell out.
"Isn't it?" If Liang Duo hadn't been a benevolent doctor, he would have blown Jiang Han's head off right now, "Do you dare to miss my friend?"
"Ah?" This time it was Jiang Hanmeng's turn, "What kind of friend are you? What are your friends? What?"
"Did you fall in love with Guan Xiao?" Liang Duo gasped, "Are you all crazy about that obsession with cleanliness?"
"...Who is it?" Jiang Han swears to the sky, he doesn't know what kind of nerves Liang Duo is having.
No wonder Liang Duo misunderstood, Jiang Han only met Guan Xiao here a while ago, and later when the two of them talked on the phone, Jiang Han used the topic to chat with him about Guan Xiao—although Jiang Han had been complaining about it at the time, but the matter never passed It didn't take long for Jiang Han to say that he would go to the temple to fulfill his vows. It was hard not to make people suspicious!
But Jiang Han is really innocent, he doesn't know who Guan Xiao is at all, his name doesn't match the real person's name, but when he thinks about it, he is also paying for the phrase "You are not my favorite type" that he deliberately made a fool of and casually teased. paid the price.
"Just my friend, the one who drank milk tea here last time!" Liang Duo said, "I warn you, mistress will die!"
"Why am I a junior again?"
"He has a boyfriend, so he has a good relationship!" Liang Duo poked Jiang Han on the forehead, and said righteously, "Didn't you see both of them in the car when you were talking to me that day? "
When Jiang Han heard this, he smiled: "No, brother, what did I do to you? Aren't we both quite innocent now?"
Dirty!Why is this kid so obscene?
The tips of Liang Duo's ears were red, and he didn't know whether it was from embarrassment or anger.
"Just the day you found out about my sexual orientation," Liang Duo said, "Guan Xiao was the one who was yelling in the car, and his boyfriend was sitting in the passenger seat! He's much more handsome than you!"
"Ah, it turned out to be him," Jiang Hanyi recalled, but he still couldn't remember who was in the car at that time. After all, he was always shocked by the surprise Liang Duo gave him. He didn't have time to watch others, but it didn't matter who he was. Finally, he had to explain clearly, "Little San must die."
"It's good that you know." Liang Duo looked at him viciously and gritted his teeth when he spoke.
"My marriage is not him."
Jiang Han roared in his heart: Liang Duo!Fool!
Liang Duo suspected that this kid liked him. After all, this guy just walks around in his own world when he has nothing to do. It's hard not to feel that he has something in mind. If he guessed again, wouldn't this be the legendary putting gold on his face?
Of course, Liang Duo didn't think it was Jin, but others didn't necessarily think so.
He has no face.
"Okay, I got it." Liang Duo really got it this time.
That roommate, the one who pretended to be sick last time.
What does that boy look like?Can not remember.
what do you say that is?It seems that I never asked.
Liang Duo said, "I know the uncle who sells beef ramen in the cafeteria."
Jiang Han laughed so hard that he almost fell off the stool, but he didn't explain. He wanted to see when the clever Dr. Liang would react.
"Then will you accompany me or not?"
"Why should I accompany you? Am I your guardian?" Liang Duo continued to drive him away, "Hurry up, don't delay my money."
Jiang Han got up reluctantly, and muttered: "I heard that it is very good to ask for money in that place now, I..."
"Wait a minute!" Liang Duo suddenly stopped Jiang Han, who had already walked to the door, "When are you going? I will drive, and the gas fee is half for each person."
Jiang Han succeeded in his treachery, suppressed a smile, turned around and nodded to Liang Duo with an upright face: "Okay Doctor Liang, let's make an appointment tonight."
Make an appointment at night.
In this way, there was another legitimate reason to chat at night.
Jiang Han felt that he was simply a little genius in love.
That night, Jiang Han sent Liang Duo a WeChat message: Dr. Liang, are you there?
Liang Duo was lying on the yoga mat and eating potato chips. When he received the WeChat message, he glanced sideways, and he had to count fifty before replying to Jiang Han.
Liang Duo: As a friendly reminder, when you send a message, don't ask if the other party is there, just tell the story directly, because this person will be there for decades without accident.
Cute Xiao Jiang: Okay, I got it!
Jiang Han hurriedly filled his "hook" after posting: Dr. Liang, when are we going to say goodbye?
Liang Duo turned his head and glanced at the calendar on the table, then flipped through the memo on his phone, and replied to Jiang Han: Next Monday, Wednesday and Thursday are all available, but I have no appointment for these three days.
He lay there thinking about it for a while, and when "the other party is typing", he sent another message: Please check which day you have no class, don't delay the class.
Jiang Han has classes every day.
But it doesn't matter, which contemporary college student hasn't skipped class?
This Friday, Jiang Han counted, he couldn't bear it for so long.
Cute Xiao Jiang: Monday, Monday, just Monday, I will go to you to have breakfast together, and then we will leave?
Liang Duo thought for a while, and said back to him: Don't come looking for me, I'm sorry for the trouble, I'll go directly to your school, and you invite me to have breakfast in the cafeteria.
After all, I still owe a meal!
Liang Duo has a good memory in this regard, Jiang Han had eaten his breakfast for nothing, and he had to eat it back.
After reading the news about Dr. Liang, the lovely little Jiang was so happy that he rolled on the bed. His roommate looked up and asked him, "Are you having spring?"
"You're just in spring!" Jiang Han said, "I have an appointment with Dr. Liang on Monday. If the teacher calls by name, you can answer it for me."
After hearing this, the roommate didn't believe it: "Are you sure it's a date and not a doctor?"
Although he hadn't met Dr. Liang several times, his roommate still felt that Dr. Liang would not be easily picked up by this novice in love. He didn't believe that Jiang Han could successfully ask Dr. Liang without his own guidance.
"Very sure." Jiang Han said, "I think I'm about to capture his heart."
The roommate shook his head: "Young man, what makes you so confident?"
"It's the confidence Dr. Liang gave me," Jiang Han said, "You don't understand."
Liang Duo, who put down his phone, recorded in the memo that he was going to see Jiang Han on Monday, and at the same time drew a circle on the calendar with a red marker.
He took a photo and sent it to his Moments: Monday to pray to Buddha.
The sudden appearance of Liang Duo, who has not posted once in Moments for 800 years, attracted many likes and comments, including Guan Xiao's: Oh.
Liang Duo rolled his eyes, and replied: You shit!
Liang Duo swears that he is definitely not looking forward to Monday because of Jiang Han. He doesn't have the slightest liking for that kid. The reason why he counts the time with his fingers all day is because he is going to ask for money, and this is also a legitimate reason Can't you be happy when you don't go to work?
On Sunday night, Jiang Han posted a circle of friends, with a picture of himself grimacing: Date tomorrow, Oye!
Liang Duo was already lying on the bed and getting ready to go to bed. Seeing his circle of friends, he felt a little strange.
In fact, in retrospect, Jiang Han's little actions were quite obvious, Liang Duo began to be confused, and suddenly felt that perhaps it shouldn't be concluded that this kid doesn't like him just because of Jiang Han's words back then.
Liang Duo began to think about life, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the person Jiang Han liked was himself.
But Jiang Han really might have a bad life. Dr. Liang was just about to wake up, and he posted another Moments, this time with a picture of the overturned footwash and a boy with a smirk, saying: Zhu Haiyang, a dog man, hurt me and laughed it off!
In fact, the roommate accidentally kicked over Jiang Han's footwashing water, the two had a fight for a while, Jiang Han threatened to make him ruin his reputation because of a basin of footwashing water, and then posted such a circle of friends.
very childish.
But contemporary college boys often engage in such childish tricks.
It's a pity that everyone knows that they are joking, but Liang Duo doesn't.
He had been away from campus for several years and had suspected that Jiang Han was having trouble with this roommate, but now that he has settled down, he doesn't have to doubt it anymore.
Liang Duo lay there looking at the ceiling, and sang as he watched: "You hurt me, and you just laughed it off, you love brilliantly and I love cowardly...Ah bah!"
Liang Duo turned over and fell asleep with resentment, still thinking in his dream: That kid doesn't like me?There are still people who don't like me?
So, he is really difficult to serve. You can't like him, you can't like him, and you can't like him. The contradiction is quite fatal.
Liang Duo had a dream all night, and later he even dreamed that he was married to Yang Xiaowen. It was a real marriage, the kind where he was wearing a wedding dress and swearing oaths in church. This scene directly woke him up, not for anything else. It's because I look so awesome in a wedding dress.
He didn't sleep well, and neither did Jiang Han.
Because the next day he was going to "date" with Dr. Liang, who was his favorite, the pure and young male graduate student Xiao Jiang was so excited that he almost didn't sleep all night. He didn't sleep all the time, which caused the dark circles under his eyes to be obvious when he got out of bed in the morning.
The roommate looked at him: "Brother Jiang, I don't know if I should say something or not."
"Then don't talk."
The roommate turned a deaf ear and continued to talk about herself: "You are like a kid with kidney deficiency."
"...Brother Zhu," Jiang Han squinted at him, "Are you going to fight to the death early in the morning?"
"No, let's do it another day," the roommate said very sweetly, "Today you still have a date with your sweetheart. I can't let you leave this world with regrets. Go on a date first. There's no rush for the duel. We'll talk about it when you come back."
"Get out of here!"
The two out-of-shape people bickered for a while, Jiang Han took the washbasin to wash up, and when he came back, he stood in front of the wardrobe and fell into deep thought.
"What are you doing?" The roommate came back from washing, saw him standing there like a stupid rock in the dormitory, and elbowed him, "Watching husband stone?"
He glanced into the closet: "Dr. Liang is not in there!"
"Tsk, what a husband-watching stone!" Jiang Han said, "I'm thinking about what to wear."
In fact, Jiang Han had been thinking about it for a long time last night, and made several sets for himself in his mind, but this morning, he felt that it was not perfect enough.
"Do you think Dr. Liang would prefer a youthful and sunny one, or a mature and stable one?"
"Uh..." the roommate said, "do you want to hear me tell the truth?"
"Hurry up!" It's too late to grind on.
The roommate stood with Jiang Han holding a water basin, looked at the clothes in his closet and said, "You don't seem to have a choice, because you don't have mature and stable clothes at all."
Jiang Han is a handsome, sporty guy. He wears sports brand clothes all year round. The only suit he wears is a suit he bought for a school event. He can't wear a suit to see Liang Duo, can he?
Although Jiang Han thinks he is very handsome in a suit, he has to watch the timing when wearing a suit, otherwise it will be too contrived.
"Wear whatever you want," said the roommate very straightforwardly, "Anyway, Dr. Liang probably looks the same in whatever you wear."
"...Listen, is this what people say?"
Jiang Han stood there looking at it for a long time, and then he really wore it casually.
Jeans, sneakers.
A white hooded sweater and a black Nike cotton jacket.
"Handsome," said the roommate, "You're sure to fascinate Dr. Liang."
"Thank you," Jiang Han glanced at him, "but can you be a little more sincere when you say this?"
The roommate laughed, and left after laughing, and went to the cafeteria to have breakfast with his girlfriend.
Jiang Han was waiting for Dr. Liang in the dormitory, holding his mobile phone, standing on the balcony and watching.
While he was waiting anxiously, Dr. Liang was restlessly stuck in traffic.
Sometimes it may really be fate. Usually nothing happens, but when there is a traffic jam, the urge to urinate will come.
Liang Duo was stuck in the traffic, urinating, regretting endlessly, he felt that he should not have said to pick up Jiang Han at that time, why did he bother?Wouldn't it be okay to let that kid take a taxi to his house or make an appointment for the two to meet at a convenient place?
Out of my mind.
Liang Duo was sulking while sitting in the car, and he didn't know whether he was angry with himself or Jiang Han.
Seeing that it was 08:30, Liang Duo not only wanted to pee, but was also hungry.
The expressway was blocked and motionless, as expected of Monday.
Jiang Han waited left and right to find no one, and originally thought not to send messages to Liang Duo, as if he was urging others, but later, he couldn't help it anymore, and he even began to wonder if Liang Duo had sent the message to Liang Duo. Forget about it.
Jiang Han sent a cute kitty greeting emoji, and waited nervously for Dr. Liang to scold him.
He didn't know why he felt that Dr. Liang was going to scold him, just a conditioned reflex.
Dr. Liang is indeed annoying, but after all, he is a high-quality crowd, so it is impossible to swear casually.
Liang Duo was too lazy to type, so he made a voice call directly: "I'm stuck in traffic, why don't you go eat first."
He counted, Jiang Han must be hungry.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'll wait for you to eat together." The more he pondered the words, the sweeter he said, Jiang Han felt that he had already begun to fall in love.
Liang Duo didn't care, his main problem now was wanting to go to the bathroom.
"Drive slowly, don't worry, I'll just wait for you." I like waiting for you the most!
Jiang Han is actually an impatient person. Normally, if he has an appointment with someone, if the other party is late, he will basically not make an appointment with this person next time, but Dr. Liang is different. Dr. Liang can have special privileges.
Besides, it wasn't that Dr. Liang was late for today's incident. The two of them didn't set a specific time, and the traffic jam was an objective reason. Liang Duo was not to blame, so there was no reason to be unhappy.
Jiang Hante can make excuses for Liang Duo, even though Liang Duo doesn't really need it.
"Okay, then you wait."
Fortunately, the car in front started moving shortly after the two of them finished talking on the phone. After getting off the expressway, Liang Duo changed to another small road, which was unimpeded in an instant, and successfully arrived at Jiang Han's school before nine o'clock.
He parked the car in the parking lot and sent Jiang Han a WeChat message: I'm at the parking lot, see you in the cafeteria?
There are six cafeterias in this school, and Liang Duo can get dizzy just by walking around.
Cute Xiao Jiang: Don't see you in the cafeteria, see you now!You look to the right!
Liang Duo sat in the car, looked to the right, and saw Jiang □□ standing there waving at him on the small road next to the parking lot.
The young, handsome, sunny and cute guy was so silly and happy that Liang Duo couldn't help laughing.
Liang Duo got off the car and walked towards Jiang Han.
The weather is fine today, although one foot is already in winter, the sun is still good.
When Liang Duo walked towards Jiang Han, he felt inexplicably in a good mood, and his steps were relaxed. Of course, he would be in a better mood if he didn't have to hold back his urine.
"Good morning!" Jiang Han smiled, trying his best to look invincible and cute.
"Okay," Liang Duo smiled, then rubbed his nose, "Then what, let's..."
"Go to eat?" Jiang Han said, "Go to the third canteen in the morning, the breakfast there is delicious."
"Wait a minute!" Even though he was ashamed, Liang Duo had to say, "Let's go to whichever cafeteria is nearest, I want... to go to the bathroom."
It was really painful to hold back the urine, and Liang Duo's legs began to feel weak.
Jiang Han suddenly realized a problem. It turns out that Dr. Liang is also a human being, and he also has three urgencies. Eating, drinking and drinking are the basics of life.
Not only did he not feel disillusioned, on the contrary, such Dr. Liang made Jiang Han feel more alive, real and lovely.
"Then let's go to the teaching building first." Jiang Han estimated that it is not too close to any cafeteria from here. The nearest toilet is in the teaching building next to him. "I will take you there."
"Hurry up, hurry up," Liang Duo wanted to pretend to be calm, but it was too difficult. At this moment, he suddenly recalled that when he was in physics class in high school, he held his urine until he almost fainted. When he finally went to the bathroom, his leg It was really soft, and because I held it in for too long, I didn't pee out for a long time, and it would really kill me, "Let's go."
Liang Duo walked with his legs crossed, like a Japanese woman in kimono taking small steps, her posture was very subtle.
Jiang Han only dared to laugh in his heart, he didn't want to make Dr. Liang unhappy on such a good day.
The two arrived at the teaching building like a race, and when they entered the first floor, they saw the bathroom. Liang Duo said, "Thank you, thank you, wait for me for a while."
Usually, he always pretended to be calm and mature—of course, Dr. Liang, who had already revealed his secrets, rushed into the bathroom in a hurry, and Jiang Han finally turned around and smiled wantonly.
He sent a WeChat message to his roommate: Brother Zhu, fuck it, Dr. Liang is so cute!
The roommate was lying on the table sleepy, saw Jiang Han's WeChat, and replied without changing his face: Is this the fuck?You are so shameless!
Jiang Han sent him a face-slapping emoji and said: You are obscene!
Liang Duo was in the toilet, happy and sad at the same time.
The good thing is that he can finally pee, but the sad thing is that the past happened again, and he worked hard for a long time before he peed slowly.
The elegant Dr. Liang is not at all elegant at the moment, and his mind is full of the slogan: middle-aged people, frequent urination, urgent urination and unclean...
Jiang Han waited for a long time without seeing Liang Duo come out, and suddenly worried that something would happen to this person, and even thought that maybe he should go in and take a look, so that he could lend a helping hand in time if Dr. Liang needed it.
Just as Jiang Han took the first step, Dr. Liang came out.
Refreshing, there is a feeling of being promoted to immortality.
Liang Duo opened his mouth to say "Let's go, let's eat", but when he opened his mouth, he let out a long, soft "Ah...", he had no other intentions, but subconsciously wanted to express his feelings.
But this sound made Jiang Han's heart flutter, and he almost had a nosebleed.
It can be forgiven, after all, I am young and have never seen the world.
The cute little Jiang who had never seen the world knocked himself on the head and took Liang Duo to dinner.
In the school cafeteria, those who should be in class now have gone to class, and those who have no class are either asleep or go to the library. There are very few people eating.
Jiang Han waved his hand, and said like a local tyrant: "Brother, you can order whatever you want."
Liang Duo squinted at him: "Who is your brother? Don't put gold on your face."
After finishing speaking, he saw the pimple soup that he had been craving for a long time, and pointed at it: "Your brother wants to eat this."
Jiang Han couldn't help laughing, and went to pay by card.
When eating, the two of them sat by the window. It was very comfortable for the sun to shine in this season, and it was rare for Liang Duo to enjoy it.
The pimple soup was very hot, Liang Duo carefully blew it, pouted his lips, watching Jiang Han start to rippling again.
Jiang Han began to admit that he was indeed a bit obscene, it was really outrageous.
"Doctor Liang." In order not to continue to sway, Jiang Han had nothing to say, "I always think that having breakfast with someone I like is a very romantic thing."
"decide as things go."
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"If the other party prepares breakfast, I sleep until I wake up naturally and then eat together, that's very romantic," Liang Duo said, "But if I get up early to cook..."
He smiled slightly: "Don't even think about it."
Jiang Han smiled: "Yeah, your future boyfriend will definitely be reluctant to let you cook."
Liang Duo ate a mouthful of pimple soup and burned his tongue.
"Are you okay?" The more Jiang Han got in touch with this person, the more Jiang Han felt that Dr. Liang was duplicity. Under the skin of this gentle angel in white clothes lived a cute boy. How can a man in his late thirties should have one? look.
So Jiang Han is still young. In fact, not everyone can really mature and stable when they reach their thirties.
"I'm fine, but my tongue is not very good." Liang Duo said, "Why is this pimple soup so hot?"
"Isn't the pimple soup all hot?" Jiang Han looked at Liang Duo, reluctant to bow his head to eat, "Eat slowly, there is no rush anyway."
Liang Duoxin said: You are not in a hurry, anyway, you don't need to go out to make money.
The complaints are the ones, in order not to burn himself to death, Liang Duo really savored them slowly.
The school cafeteria is really good, the bowl is cheap and tastes good.
It was almost ten o'clock when the two of them had enough to eat and drink. They walked slowly to the parking lot and set off before noon.
Liang Duo has always been persistent about seeking money.
Yang Xiaowen said to him before: "If you want to make money, just follow me. It's much more useful than praying to God and Buddha."
But Liang Duo didn't think that was the case.
He has been studying for so many years, and even though he escaped from the hospital in the end, he still likes this industry in the final analysis. If you ask Liang Duo which moment he thinks he is the most handsome, he will say: "I am the most handsome when I put on a white coat." handsome."
I like it, so I can't do without it.
As for asking for money, it is just asking for happiness.
Guan Xiao also complained about him before: "You know how to ask for money every day, are you vulgar?"
Vulgar, Liang Duo admits that he is vulgar, but the question is how can there be anyone who is not vulgar in this world?
Anyway, when he thinks about asking for money, Liang Duo is in a good mood, and he is very happy to drive.
However, Liang Duo's joy did not last long. When he reached the foot of the mountain, he parked his car and looked up at the endless steps. He suddenly began to retreat.
"Why don't you go up by yourself." Liang Duo frowned and looked ahead, "I'll find a place to eat and wait for you."
Then Jiang Han would definitely not agree, he deliberately brought Dr. Liang here to fulfill his wish, how could he just let him go?
"Don't," Jiang Han said, "it's already here, isn't it a waste of time if you don't go up?"
Jiang Han coaxed him: "There's a milk tea seller over there, I'll buy you milk tea, be strong, let's go up the mountain."
Liang Duo looked at him suspiciously: "Are you treating me like a child?"
"Do you want to drink the milk tea?"
"……drink."
Liang Duo felt that it was too shameful for him to ask a poor student who didn't make any money to treat him to breakfast and milk tea. How could he be so cheeky?
But thinking about it, Jiang Han came in his own car. Although he joked that each would pay half for the gas, Liang Duo didn't think he would really pay for it, so it was considered a saving.
Thinking of this, Liang Duo drank milk tea with peace of mind, and muttered: "It's not as good as the one sold at your school."
"Then I'll buy it at school every day and send it to you," Jiang Han said, "or after I graduate and earn money, I can join a milk tea shop next to your clinic."
Liang Duo sneered: "It's not that I look down on you, the store next to my clinic is not cheap."
"I'll work hard!" Jiang Han coaxed him to play, "If you are lucky and get rich, wouldn't you be rich!"
"Then I wish you a fortune."
The two chatted one after another and walked up the mountain. It was a coincidence that they met the fortune-telling grandma again.
Grandma is still the same grandma, and the yellow cloth with writing on it in front of her is still the same yellow cloth, but Liang Duo is no longer the same Liang Duo as before, and he will no longer be cheated of 200 yuan.
Liang Duo walked by without looking sideways, but Jiang Han grabbed him—his wrist.
It was quite cold, but Jiang Han's hands were particularly warm.
Liang Duo's first reaction was: As expected of a young man, the firepower is really strong!
"What are you doing?" Liang Duo asked.
"I want to do the math." Jiang Han said, "I haven't done the math yet."
"You're young, don't keep engaging in these feudal superstitions," Liang Duo said, "For someone like you, everything written in a novel will have to be edited and deleted."
Jiang Han laughed out loud: "Do the math, just treat it as a joke."
He forcibly pulled Liang Duo over, knelt down and asked the grandma: "Grandma, how much is a marriage?"
"200 once." This was not said by the fortune-teller grandma, but by Liang Duo.
Jiang Han looked surprised, looked up at Liang Duo who was standing next to him and asked, "Have you counted?"
"...No, how could I!"
But the slap in the face came so quickly, the grandma glanced at Liang Duo: "Yo, I remember you."
social death.
Liang Duo no longer remembered how many times he had "died" in front of Jiang Han.
Jiang Han smiled: "Oh, I see."
"What do you know?" Liang Duo reluctantly squatted beside him, "Quickly calculate, and leave as soon as possible."
Jiang Han handed over his birth date, in fact, he wanted the grandma to figure out for him when he and Liang Duo would be together, but he didn't dare, so he could only squat there and hold back his desire to ask.
"You've had a lot of peach blossoms recently."
Jiang Han slapped his thigh: "Yes!"
Liang Duo looked at him with disgust.
"But most of them are rotten peach blossoms."
Jiang Han stopped talking.
Grandma was silent for a while, and murmured a few words that the two of them couldn't understand or understand, then looked up at Jiang Han, and said meaningfully: "Your right fate is hidden in these peach blossoms, just See if you can grasp it."
"Zhengyuan?" Liang Duo and Jiang Han said in unison.
Jiang Han asked: "What is a good relationship?"
"It's the kind that can achieve positive results." This time, it was Liang Duo who answered quickly.
Jiang Han's eyes lit up: "Doctor Liang, do I know something extraordinary?"
Dr. Liang probably counted it too, right?Not only did it count, but the result is similar to mine, right?Otherwise, how would he know the right fate?
This is not a coincidence!
Jiang Han swelled up. He felt that he was really going to fall in love with Dr. Liang this time.
Liang Duo wanted to ask Jiang Han to calculate his fortune by the way, but Jiang Han didn't care about that at all. After paying 200 yuan, the top of his head was almost blooming with excitement, and he took Liang Duo's wrist and led people up the mountain.
Hurry up to fulfill your wish.
This is too accurate!
Liang Duo rolled his eyes in the back, thinking that the kid was stupid and spent 200 yuan in vain.
When they arrived at the temple on the mountain, Liang Duo educated him: "You are so young, don't be obsessed with dating all day long, a man should have a career and make money first, understand?"
Jiang Hanmei nodded happily, not caring what he said.
Before entering the temple, the two of them stood outside and drank all the milk tea in one gulp, threw away the trash before going in. After all, they had to be good children of the Buddha.
As soon as he walked inside, Jiang Han was in a happy mood, and was about to drag Liang Duo to buy incense, when he heard Liang Duo say, "Damn, we met on a narrow road, this is trying to kill me."
Jiang Han followed Liang Duo's line of sight, and saw a well-dressed, handsome, tall man with outstanding temperament walking towards them.
The man walked up to them and said to Liang Duo, "So you came with him."
Jiang Hanxin said: "Brother, who are you?"
Liang Duo chuckled and wanted to run away.
Yang Xiaowen glanced at the person standing beside Liang Duo, looked at Jiang Han with scrutiny, and then reached out to shake his hand: "Hi, I'm Liang Duo's friend, Yang Xiaowen."
"Oh, hello, hello." Jiang Han shook hands obediently, as obediently as a large pet tamed by Liang Duo.
After greeting Jiang Han, Yang Xiaowen said to Liang Duo, "I thought you were trying to persuade me to quit, but I didn't expect you to really fall in love."
and many more!
Jiang Han stared, almost knocked out of his wits in surprise.
What did this man say?
He means……
"Ah?" Jiang Han looked at Liang Duo, and found that Liang Duo was almost out of his body.
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Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: Xiang Bei and Congee Chang'an one;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
But Liang Duo only understood for a second, and then Jiang Han's words came to mind: You are not my type.
Who is this kid's marriage?
Liang Duo usually doesn't like gossip, but he really wants to know what kind of person defeated himself and became the person this ignorant young man likes.
"What's going on?" Liang Duo said, "Why is your marriage like Cao Cao's?"
"What does it have to do with Cao Cao?"
"Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there soon," Liang Duo said, "I heard you asked for a marriage, and you flew here overnight, right?"
masturbate.
Jiang Han suddenly became obscene.
"That, no." Jiang Han said, "It's here anyway, don't worry about it."
"Who cares about you?" Liang Duo squinted at him, "Who is it? What does it look like? Do I know you?"
It's strange to know each other.
Liang Duoxin said, what kind of drama am I adding to myself?The one he likes must be his classmate, where can I meet his classmate?Besides, so what if I recognize him or not?Does it have anything to do with me?Do I even know?
To talk about complaining about himself, Liang Duo has profound skills, before Jiang Han said anything about him, he first complained about himself thoroughly.
But the person Jiang Han really didn't complain. On the contrary, Jiang Han looked at Liang Duo seriously and said, "You really know each other."
Liang Duo was taken aback for a moment, but this time he was dumbfounded, who is it?
Liang Duo is actually not stupid. It can’t be said that he is not stupid. He is quite smart. After all, majors and academic qualifications are there. It’s just that sometimes this brain circuit is quite strange. One second he is still saying that he is not interested, and the next second he is urgently thinking about it. Want to know why.
In short, he is an uncertain and unprincipled person.
"Who?" When Liang Duo was gossiping, his eyes were shining.
He frantically searched for people he knew and Jiang Han temporarily stored in his mind, and after searching around, his eyeballs almost fell out.
"Isn't it?" If Liang Duo hadn't been a benevolent doctor, he would have blown Jiang Han's head off right now, "Do you dare to miss my friend?"
"Ah?" This time it was Jiang Hanmeng's turn, "What kind of friend are you? What are your friends? What?"
"Did you fall in love with Guan Xiao?" Liang Duo gasped, "Are you all crazy about that obsession with cleanliness?"
"...Who is it?" Jiang Han swears to the sky, he doesn't know what kind of nerves Liang Duo is having.
No wonder Liang Duo misunderstood, Jiang Han only met Guan Xiao here a while ago, and later when the two of them talked on the phone, Jiang Han used the topic to chat with him about Guan Xiao—although Jiang Han had been complaining about it at the time, but the matter never passed It didn't take long for Jiang Han to say that he would go to the temple to fulfill his vows. It was hard not to make people suspicious!
But Jiang Han is really innocent, he doesn't know who Guan Xiao is at all, his name doesn't match the real person's name, but when he thinks about it, he is also paying for the phrase "You are not my favorite type" that he deliberately made a fool of and casually teased. paid the price.
"Just my friend, the one who drank milk tea here last time!" Liang Duo said, "I warn you, mistress will die!"
"Why am I a junior again?"
"He has a boyfriend, so he has a good relationship!" Liang Duo poked Jiang Han on the forehead, and said righteously, "Didn't you see both of them in the car when you were talking to me that day? "
When Jiang Han heard this, he smiled: "No, brother, what did I do to you? Aren't we both quite innocent now?"
Dirty!Why is this kid so obscene?
The tips of Liang Duo's ears were red, and he didn't know whether it was from embarrassment or anger.
"Just the day you found out about my sexual orientation," Liang Duo said, "Guan Xiao was the one who was yelling in the car, and his boyfriend was sitting in the passenger seat! He's much more handsome than you!"
"Ah, it turned out to be him," Jiang Hanyi recalled, but he still couldn't remember who was in the car at that time. After all, he was always shocked by the surprise Liang Duo gave him. He didn't have time to watch others, but it didn't matter who he was. Finally, he had to explain clearly, "Little San must die."
"It's good that you know." Liang Duo looked at him viciously and gritted his teeth when he spoke.
"My marriage is not him."
Jiang Han roared in his heart: Liang Duo!Fool!
Liang Duo suspected that this kid liked him. After all, this guy just walks around in his own world when he has nothing to do. It's hard not to feel that he has something in mind. If he guessed again, wouldn't this be the legendary putting gold on his face?
Of course, Liang Duo didn't think it was Jin, but others didn't necessarily think so.
He has no face.
"Okay, I got it." Liang Duo really got it this time.
That roommate, the one who pretended to be sick last time.
What does that boy look like?Can not remember.
what do you say that is?It seems that I never asked.
Liang Duo said, "I know the uncle who sells beef ramen in the cafeteria."
Jiang Han laughed so hard that he almost fell off the stool, but he didn't explain. He wanted to see when the clever Dr. Liang would react.
"Then will you accompany me or not?"
"Why should I accompany you? Am I your guardian?" Liang Duo continued to drive him away, "Hurry up, don't delay my money."
Jiang Han got up reluctantly, and muttered: "I heard that it is very good to ask for money in that place now, I..."
"Wait a minute!" Liang Duo suddenly stopped Jiang Han, who had already walked to the door, "When are you going? I will drive, and the gas fee is half for each person."
Jiang Han succeeded in his treachery, suppressed a smile, turned around and nodded to Liang Duo with an upright face: "Okay Doctor Liang, let's make an appointment tonight."
Make an appointment at night.
In this way, there was another legitimate reason to chat at night.
Jiang Han felt that he was simply a little genius in love.
That night, Jiang Han sent Liang Duo a WeChat message: Dr. Liang, are you there?
Liang Duo was lying on the yoga mat and eating potato chips. When he received the WeChat message, he glanced sideways, and he had to count fifty before replying to Jiang Han.
Liang Duo: As a friendly reminder, when you send a message, don't ask if the other party is there, just tell the story directly, because this person will be there for decades without accident.
Cute Xiao Jiang: Okay, I got it!
Jiang Han hurriedly filled his "hook" after posting: Dr. Liang, when are we going to say goodbye?
Liang Duo turned his head and glanced at the calendar on the table, then flipped through the memo on his phone, and replied to Jiang Han: Next Monday, Wednesday and Thursday are all available, but I have no appointment for these three days.
He lay there thinking about it for a while, and when "the other party is typing", he sent another message: Please check which day you have no class, don't delay the class.
Jiang Han has classes every day.
But it doesn't matter, which contemporary college student hasn't skipped class?
This Friday, Jiang Han counted, he couldn't bear it for so long.
Cute Xiao Jiang: Monday, Monday, just Monday, I will go to you to have breakfast together, and then we will leave?
Liang Duo thought for a while, and said back to him: Don't come looking for me, I'm sorry for the trouble, I'll go directly to your school, and you invite me to have breakfast in the cafeteria.
After all, I still owe a meal!
Liang Duo has a good memory in this regard, Jiang Han had eaten his breakfast for nothing, and he had to eat it back.
After reading the news about Dr. Liang, the lovely little Jiang was so happy that he rolled on the bed. His roommate looked up and asked him, "Are you having spring?"
"You're just in spring!" Jiang Han said, "I have an appointment with Dr. Liang on Monday. If the teacher calls by name, you can answer it for me."
After hearing this, the roommate didn't believe it: "Are you sure it's a date and not a doctor?"
Although he hadn't met Dr. Liang several times, his roommate still felt that Dr. Liang would not be easily picked up by this novice in love. He didn't believe that Jiang Han could successfully ask Dr. Liang without his own guidance.
"Very sure." Jiang Han said, "I think I'm about to capture his heart."
The roommate shook his head: "Young man, what makes you so confident?"
"It's the confidence Dr. Liang gave me," Jiang Han said, "You don't understand."
Liang Duo, who put down his phone, recorded in the memo that he was going to see Jiang Han on Monday, and at the same time drew a circle on the calendar with a red marker.
He took a photo and sent it to his Moments: Monday to pray to Buddha.
The sudden appearance of Liang Duo, who has not posted once in Moments for 800 years, attracted many likes and comments, including Guan Xiao's: Oh.
Liang Duo rolled his eyes, and replied: You shit!
Liang Duo swears that he is definitely not looking forward to Monday because of Jiang Han. He doesn't have the slightest liking for that kid. The reason why he counts the time with his fingers all day is because he is going to ask for money, and this is also a legitimate reason Can't you be happy when you don't go to work?
On Sunday night, Jiang Han posted a circle of friends, with a picture of himself grimacing: Date tomorrow, Oye!
Liang Duo was already lying on the bed and getting ready to go to bed. Seeing his circle of friends, he felt a little strange.
In fact, in retrospect, Jiang Han's little actions were quite obvious, Liang Duo began to be confused, and suddenly felt that perhaps it shouldn't be concluded that this kid doesn't like him just because of Jiang Han's words back then.
Liang Duo began to think about life, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the person Jiang Han liked was himself.
But Jiang Han really might have a bad life. Dr. Liang was just about to wake up, and he posted another Moments, this time with a picture of the overturned footwash and a boy with a smirk, saying: Zhu Haiyang, a dog man, hurt me and laughed it off!
In fact, the roommate accidentally kicked over Jiang Han's footwashing water, the two had a fight for a while, Jiang Han threatened to make him ruin his reputation because of a basin of footwashing water, and then posted such a circle of friends.
very childish.
But contemporary college boys often engage in such childish tricks.
It's a pity that everyone knows that they are joking, but Liang Duo doesn't.
He had been away from campus for several years and had suspected that Jiang Han was having trouble with this roommate, but now that he has settled down, he doesn't have to doubt it anymore.
Liang Duo lay there looking at the ceiling, and sang as he watched: "You hurt me, and you just laughed it off, you love brilliantly and I love cowardly...Ah bah!"
Liang Duo turned over and fell asleep with resentment, still thinking in his dream: That kid doesn't like me?There are still people who don't like me?
So, he is really difficult to serve. You can't like him, you can't like him, and you can't like him. The contradiction is quite fatal.
Liang Duo had a dream all night, and later he even dreamed that he was married to Yang Xiaowen. It was a real marriage, the kind where he was wearing a wedding dress and swearing oaths in church. This scene directly woke him up, not for anything else. It's because I look so awesome in a wedding dress.
He didn't sleep well, and neither did Jiang Han.
Because the next day he was going to "date" with Dr. Liang, who was his favorite, the pure and young male graduate student Xiao Jiang was so excited that he almost didn't sleep all night. He didn't sleep all the time, which caused the dark circles under his eyes to be obvious when he got out of bed in the morning.
The roommate looked at him: "Brother Jiang, I don't know if I should say something or not."
"Then don't talk."
The roommate turned a deaf ear and continued to talk about herself: "You are like a kid with kidney deficiency."
"...Brother Zhu," Jiang Han squinted at him, "Are you going to fight to the death early in the morning?"
"No, let's do it another day," the roommate said very sweetly, "Today you still have a date with your sweetheart. I can't let you leave this world with regrets. Go on a date first. There's no rush for the duel. We'll talk about it when you come back."
"Get out of here!"
The two out-of-shape people bickered for a while, Jiang Han took the washbasin to wash up, and when he came back, he stood in front of the wardrobe and fell into deep thought.
"What are you doing?" The roommate came back from washing, saw him standing there like a stupid rock in the dormitory, and elbowed him, "Watching husband stone?"
He glanced into the closet: "Dr. Liang is not in there!"
"Tsk, what a husband-watching stone!" Jiang Han said, "I'm thinking about what to wear."
In fact, Jiang Han had been thinking about it for a long time last night, and made several sets for himself in his mind, but this morning, he felt that it was not perfect enough.
"Do you think Dr. Liang would prefer a youthful and sunny one, or a mature and stable one?"
"Uh..." the roommate said, "do you want to hear me tell the truth?"
"Hurry up!" It's too late to grind on.
The roommate stood with Jiang Han holding a water basin, looked at the clothes in his closet and said, "You don't seem to have a choice, because you don't have mature and stable clothes at all."
Jiang Han is a handsome, sporty guy. He wears sports brand clothes all year round. The only suit he wears is a suit he bought for a school event. He can't wear a suit to see Liang Duo, can he?
Although Jiang Han thinks he is very handsome in a suit, he has to watch the timing when wearing a suit, otherwise it will be too contrived.
"Wear whatever you want," said the roommate very straightforwardly, "Anyway, Dr. Liang probably looks the same in whatever you wear."
"...Listen, is this what people say?"
Jiang Han stood there looking at it for a long time, and then he really wore it casually.
Jeans, sneakers.
A white hooded sweater and a black Nike cotton jacket.
"Handsome," said the roommate, "You're sure to fascinate Dr. Liang."
"Thank you," Jiang Han glanced at him, "but can you be a little more sincere when you say this?"
The roommate laughed, and left after laughing, and went to the cafeteria to have breakfast with his girlfriend.
Jiang Han was waiting for Dr. Liang in the dormitory, holding his mobile phone, standing on the balcony and watching.
While he was waiting anxiously, Dr. Liang was restlessly stuck in traffic.
Sometimes it may really be fate. Usually nothing happens, but when there is a traffic jam, the urge to urinate will come.
Liang Duo was stuck in the traffic, urinating, regretting endlessly, he felt that he should not have said to pick up Jiang Han at that time, why did he bother?Wouldn't it be okay to let that kid take a taxi to his house or make an appointment for the two to meet at a convenient place?
Out of my mind.
Liang Duo was sulking while sitting in the car, and he didn't know whether he was angry with himself or Jiang Han.
Seeing that it was 08:30, Liang Duo not only wanted to pee, but was also hungry.
The expressway was blocked and motionless, as expected of Monday.
Jiang Han waited left and right to find no one, and originally thought not to send messages to Liang Duo, as if he was urging others, but later, he couldn't help it anymore, and he even began to wonder if Liang Duo had sent the message to Liang Duo. Forget about it.
Jiang Han sent a cute kitty greeting emoji, and waited nervously for Dr. Liang to scold him.
He didn't know why he felt that Dr. Liang was going to scold him, just a conditioned reflex.
Dr. Liang is indeed annoying, but after all, he is a high-quality crowd, so it is impossible to swear casually.
Liang Duo was too lazy to type, so he made a voice call directly: "I'm stuck in traffic, why don't you go eat first."
He counted, Jiang Han must be hungry.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'll wait for you to eat together." The more he pondered the words, the sweeter he said, Jiang Han felt that he had already begun to fall in love.
Liang Duo didn't care, his main problem now was wanting to go to the bathroom.
"Drive slowly, don't worry, I'll just wait for you." I like waiting for you the most!
Jiang Han is actually an impatient person. Normally, if he has an appointment with someone, if the other party is late, he will basically not make an appointment with this person next time, but Dr. Liang is different. Dr. Liang can have special privileges.
Besides, it wasn't that Dr. Liang was late for today's incident. The two of them didn't set a specific time, and the traffic jam was an objective reason. Liang Duo was not to blame, so there was no reason to be unhappy.
Jiang Hante can make excuses for Liang Duo, even though Liang Duo doesn't really need it.
"Okay, then you wait."
Fortunately, the car in front started moving shortly after the two of them finished talking on the phone. After getting off the expressway, Liang Duo changed to another small road, which was unimpeded in an instant, and successfully arrived at Jiang Han's school before nine o'clock.
He parked the car in the parking lot and sent Jiang Han a WeChat message: I'm at the parking lot, see you in the cafeteria?
There are six cafeterias in this school, and Liang Duo can get dizzy just by walking around.
Cute Xiao Jiang: Don't see you in the cafeteria, see you now!You look to the right!
Liang Duo sat in the car, looked to the right, and saw Jiang □□ standing there waving at him on the small road next to the parking lot.
The young, handsome, sunny and cute guy was so silly and happy that Liang Duo couldn't help laughing.
Liang Duo got off the car and walked towards Jiang Han.
The weather is fine today, although one foot is already in winter, the sun is still good.
When Liang Duo walked towards Jiang Han, he felt inexplicably in a good mood, and his steps were relaxed. Of course, he would be in a better mood if he didn't have to hold back his urine.
"Good morning!" Jiang Han smiled, trying his best to look invincible and cute.
"Okay," Liang Duo smiled, then rubbed his nose, "Then what, let's..."
"Go to eat?" Jiang Han said, "Go to the third canteen in the morning, the breakfast there is delicious."
"Wait a minute!" Even though he was ashamed, Liang Duo had to say, "Let's go to whichever cafeteria is nearest, I want... to go to the bathroom."
It was really painful to hold back the urine, and Liang Duo's legs began to feel weak.
Jiang Han suddenly realized a problem. It turns out that Dr. Liang is also a human being, and he also has three urgencies. Eating, drinking and drinking are the basics of life.
Not only did he not feel disillusioned, on the contrary, such Dr. Liang made Jiang Han feel more alive, real and lovely.
"Then let's go to the teaching building first." Jiang Han estimated that it is not too close to any cafeteria from here. The nearest toilet is in the teaching building next to him. "I will take you there."
"Hurry up, hurry up," Liang Duo wanted to pretend to be calm, but it was too difficult. At this moment, he suddenly recalled that when he was in physics class in high school, he held his urine until he almost fainted. When he finally went to the bathroom, his leg It was really soft, and because I held it in for too long, I didn't pee out for a long time, and it would really kill me, "Let's go."
Liang Duo walked with his legs crossed, like a Japanese woman in kimono taking small steps, her posture was very subtle.
Jiang Han only dared to laugh in his heart, he didn't want to make Dr. Liang unhappy on such a good day.
The two arrived at the teaching building like a race, and when they entered the first floor, they saw the bathroom. Liang Duo said, "Thank you, thank you, wait for me for a while."
Usually, he always pretended to be calm and mature—of course, Dr. Liang, who had already revealed his secrets, rushed into the bathroom in a hurry, and Jiang Han finally turned around and smiled wantonly.
He sent a WeChat message to his roommate: Brother Zhu, fuck it, Dr. Liang is so cute!
The roommate was lying on the table sleepy, saw Jiang Han's WeChat, and replied without changing his face: Is this the fuck?You are so shameless!
Jiang Han sent him a face-slapping emoji and said: You are obscene!
Liang Duo was in the toilet, happy and sad at the same time.
The good thing is that he can finally pee, but the sad thing is that the past happened again, and he worked hard for a long time before he peed slowly.
The elegant Dr. Liang is not at all elegant at the moment, and his mind is full of the slogan: middle-aged people, frequent urination, urgent urination and unclean...
Jiang Han waited for a long time without seeing Liang Duo come out, and suddenly worried that something would happen to this person, and even thought that maybe he should go in and take a look, so that he could lend a helping hand in time if Dr. Liang needed it.
Just as Jiang Han took the first step, Dr. Liang came out.
Refreshing, there is a feeling of being promoted to immortality.
Liang Duo opened his mouth to say "Let's go, let's eat", but when he opened his mouth, he let out a long, soft "Ah...", he had no other intentions, but subconsciously wanted to express his feelings.
But this sound made Jiang Han's heart flutter, and he almost had a nosebleed.
It can be forgiven, after all, I am young and have never seen the world.
The cute little Jiang who had never seen the world knocked himself on the head and took Liang Duo to dinner.
In the school cafeteria, those who should be in class now have gone to class, and those who have no class are either asleep or go to the library. There are very few people eating.
Jiang Han waved his hand, and said like a local tyrant: "Brother, you can order whatever you want."
Liang Duo squinted at him: "Who is your brother? Don't put gold on your face."
After finishing speaking, he saw the pimple soup that he had been craving for a long time, and pointed at it: "Your brother wants to eat this."
Jiang Han couldn't help laughing, and went to pay by card.
When eating, the two of them sat by the window. It was very comfortable for the sun to shine in this season, and it was rare for Liang Duo to enjoy it.
The pimple soup was very hot, Liang Duo carefully blew it, pouted his lips, watching Jiang Han start to rippling again.
Jiang Han began to admit that he was indeed a bit obscene, it was really outrageous.
"Doctor Liang." In order not to continue to sway, Jiang Han had nothing to say, "I always think that having breakfast with someone I like is a very romantic thing."
"decide as things go."
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"If the other party prepares breakfast, I sleep until I wake up naturally and then eat together, that's very romantic," Liang Duo said, "But if I get up early to cook..."
He smiled slightly: "Don't even think about it."
Jiang Han smiled: "Yeah, your future boyfriend will definitely be reluctant to let you cook."
Liang Duo ate a mouthful of pimple soup and burned his tongue.
"Are you okay?" The more Jiang Han got in touch with this person, the more Jiang Han felt that Dr. Liang was duplicity. Under the skin of this gentle angel in white clothes lived a cute boy. How can a man in his late thirties should have one? look.
So Jiang Han is still young. In fact, not everyone can really mature and stable when they reach their thirties.
"I'm fine, but my tongue is not very good." Liang Duo said, "Why is this pimple soup so hot?"
"Isn't the pimple soup all hot?" Jiang Han looked at Liang Duo, reluctant to bow his head to eat, "Eat slowly, there is no rush anyway."
Liang Duoxin said: You are not in a hurry, anyway, you don't need to go out to make money.
The complaints are the ones, in order not to burn himself to death, Liang Duo really savored them slowly.
The school cafeteria is really good, the bowl is cheap and tastes good.
It was almost ten o'clock when the two of them had enough to eat and drink. They walked slowly to the parking lot and set off before noon.
Liang Duo has always been persistent about seeking money.
Yang Xiaowen said to him before: "If you want to make money, just follow me. It's much more useful than praying to God and Buddha."
But Liang Duo didn't think that was the case.
He has been studying for so many years, and even though he escaped from the hospital in the end, he still likes this industry in the final analysis. If you ask Liang Duo which moment he thinks he is the most handsome, he will say: "I am the most handsome when I put on a white coat." handsome."
I like it, so I can't do without it.
As for asking for money, it is just asking for happiness.
Guan Xiao also complained about him before: "You know how to ask for money every day, are you vulgar?"
Vulgar, Liang Duo admits that he is vulgar, but the question is how can there be anyone who is not vulgar in this world?
Anyway, when he thinks about asking for money, Liang Duo is in a good mood, and he is very happy to drive.
However, Liang Duo's joy did not last long. When he reached the foot of the mountain, he parked his car and looked up at the endless steps. He suddenly began to retreat.
"Why don't you go up by yourself." Liang Duo frowned and looked ahead, "I'll find a place to eat and wait for you."
Then Jiang Han would definitely not agree, he deliberately brought Dr. Liang here to fulfill his wish, how could he just let him go?
"Don't," Jiang Han said, "it's already here, isn't it a waste of time if you don't go up?"
Jiang Han coaxed him: "There's a milk tea seller over there, I'll buy you milk tea, be strong, let's go up the mountain."
Liang Duo looked at him suspiciously: "Are you treating me like a child?"
"Do you want to drink the milk tea?"
"……drink."
Liang Duo felt that it was too shameful for him to ask a poor student who didn't make any money to treat him to breakfast and milk tea. How could he be so cheeky?
But thinking about it, Jiang Han came in his own car. Although he joked that each would pay half for the gas, Liang Duo didn't think he would really pay for it, so it was considered a saving.
Thinking of this, Liang Duo drank milk tea with peace of mind, and muttered: "It's not as good as the one sold at your school."
"Then I'll buy it at school every day and send it to you," Jiang Han said, "or after I graduate and earn money, I can join a milk tea shop next to your clinic."
Liang Duo sneered: "It's not that I look down on you, the store next to my clinic is not cheap."
"I'll work hard!" Jiang Han coaxed him to play, "If you are lucky and get rich, wouldn't you be rich!"
"Then I wish you a fortune."
The two chatted one after another and walked up the mountain. It was a coincidence that they met the fortune-telling grandma again.
Grandma is still the same grandma, and the yellow cloth with writing on it in front of her is still the same yellow cloth, but Liang Duo is no longer the same Liang Duo as before, and he will no longer be cheated of 200 yuan.
Liang Duo walked by without looking sideways, but Jiang Han grabbed him—his wrist.
It was quite cold, but Jiang Han's hands were particularly warm.
Liang Duo's first reaction was: As expected of a young man, the firepower is really strong!
"What are you doing?" Liang Duo asked.
"I want to do the math." Jiang Han said, "I haven't done the math yet."
"You're young, don't keep engaging in these feudal superstitions," Liang Duo said, "For someone like you, everything written in a novel will have to be edited and deleted."
Jiang Han laughed out loud: "Do the math, just treat it as a joke."
He forcibly pulled Liang Duo over, knelt down and asked the grandma: "Grandma, how much is a marriage?"
"200 once." This was not said by the fortune-teller grandma, but by Liang Duo.
Jiang Han looked surprised, looked up at Liang Duo who was standing next to him and asked, "Have you counted?"
"...No, how could I!"
But the slap in the face came so quickly, the grandma glanced at Liang Duo: "Yo, I remember you."
social death.
Liang Duo no longer remembered how many times he had "died" in front of Jiang Han.
Jiang Han smiled: "Oh, I see."
"What do you know?" Liang Duo reluctantly squatted beside him, "Quickly calculate, and leave as soon as possible."
Jiang Han handed over his birth date, in fact, he wanted the grandma to figure out for him when he and Liang Duo would be together, but he didn't dare, so he could only squat there and hold back his desire to ask.
"You've had a lot of peach blossoms recently."
Jiang Han slapped his thigh: "Yes!"
Liang Duo looked at him with disgust.
"But most of them are rotten peach blossoms."
Jiang Han stopped talking.
Grandma was silent for a while, and murmured a few words that the two of them couldn't understand or understand, then looked up at Jiang Han, and said meaningfully: "Your right fate is hidden in these peach blossoms, just See if you can grasp it."
"Zhengyuan?" Liang Duo and Jiang Han said in unison.
Jiang Han asked: "What is a good relationship?"
"It's the kind that can achieve positive results." This time, it was Liang Duo who answered quickly.
Jiang Han's eyes lit up: "Doctor Liang, do I know something extraordinary?"
Dr. Liang probably counted it too, right?Not only did it count, but the result is similar to mine, right?Otherwise, how would he know the right fate?
This is not a coincidence!
Jiang Han swelled up. He felt that he was really going to fall in love with Dr. Liang this time.
Liang Duo wanted to ask Jiang Han to calculate his fortune by the way, but Jiang Han didn't care about that at all. After paying 200 yuan, the top of his head was almost blooming with excitement, and he took Liang Duo's wrist and led people up the mountain.
Hurry up to fulfill your wish.
This is too accurate!
Liang Duo rolled his eyes in the back, thinking that the kid was stupid and spent 200 yuan in vain.
When they arrived at the temple on the mountain, Liang Duo educated him: "You are so young, don't be obsessed with dating all day long, a man should have a career and make money first, understand?"
Jiang Hanmei nodded happily, not caring what he said.
Before entering the temple, the two of them stood outside and drank all the milk tea in one gulp, threw away the trash before going in. After all, they had to be good children of the Buddha.
As soon as he walked inside, Jiang Han was in a happy mood, and was about to drag Liang Duo to buy incense, when he heard Liang Duo say, "Damn, we met on a narrow road, this is trying to kill me."
Jiang Han followed Liang Duo's line of sight, and saw a well-dressed, handsome, tall man with outstanding temperament walking towards them.
The man walked up to them and said to Liang Duo, "So you came with him."
Jiang Hanxin said: "Brother, who are you?"
Liang Duo chuckled and wanted to run away.
Yang Xiaowen glanced at the person standing beside Liang Duo, looked at Jiang Han with scrutiny, and then reached out to shake his hand: "Hi, I'm Liang Duo's friend, Yang Xiaowen."
"Oh, hello, hello." Jiang Han shook hands obediently, as obediently as a large pet tamed by Liang Duo.
After greeting Jiang Han, Yang Xiaowen said to Liang Duo, "I thought you were trying to persuade me to quit, but I didn't expect you to really fall in love."
and many more!
Jiang Han stared, almost knocked out of his wits in surprise.
What did this man say?
He means……
"Ah?" Jiang Han looked at Liang Duo, and found that Liang Duo was almost out of his body.
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-10-0506:18:30~2020-10-0510:29:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: Xiang Bei and Congee Chang'an one;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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