Super A school grass wears a substitute crying bag

Shao Yu turned off the flashlight.

Sitting next to Chi Zhou, he watched the sky gradually turn pale, as if there was light that would penetrate the clouds and illuminate the earth.

The plots he tried to change, although they have returned to the right track, are not static. At least the sports meeting has been postponed for a month.

He's not the original owner either, at worst, pull Xiangyue on his back!

In the original text, it is briefly described from Su Zhenai's point of view. In Gouxue's previous life, because Chi Zhou's biological mother felt guilty, she finally came to Longcheng to find him.

After leaving with his biological mother, Chi Zhou was separated from Su Zhenai for seven years...

Just when Shao Yu was thinking about the original plot and was about to fall asleep, someone's voice came from afar.

His eyelids could hardly be opened.

In a daze, he struggled to open his eyes, and saw a magical species with five legs!

And this magical species is still approaching them at the speed of a snail.

"Win! It's so cool! I have a lame leg, and I'm faster than those two bastards!"

The thing got closer and closer, until it let out a hearty howl, and Shao Yu's brain froze from staying up late realized that it was the second monster and his teammate leaning on a big branch.

Looking at the figure screaming excitedly and unable to stop his trembling hands, Shao Yu couldn't help but sigh in his heart, even riding a bike couldn't save Parkinson from the second monster.

If you should fall ill, you will still commit it!

The fat man next to him was also very excited, and said loudly without the slightest sleepiness, "It's not a loss! They can't meet anything, and they lost! This time Brother Dong can capture the heart of the goddess. Let's go find the stone first." Bar?"

"What's the rush, you can't do it at all! The two of them couldn't come in, maybe they didn't come in at all. When they saw this barren mountain, they were scared on the spot, turned around and ran away." Thinking of something, the corner of Fang Yingdong's mouth turned. Crazy up, "Come back and call your group of brothers after class, come to my class to listen to the dog barking."

"Then I have to take my phone and turn around so I can record it and listen to it as an alarm clock." The fat man said!

The two of them talked, and there was a bad laugh.

His body was covered with a layer of school uniform before Shao Yu turned his head. In the somewhat blurred environment, he found that Chi Zhou was somewhat blurred, but he could vaguely see an expression that looked like a smile but not a smile.

Pointing to Fang Yingdong's direction behind the messy weeds, he signaled that he was eavesdropping and didn't sleep.

His deskmate seemed to understand, but also didn't seem to understand.

Standing up first, Shao Yu looked at the two people who were taking pictures, and chuckled, "My God, isn't this my back table? I won?"

Fang Yingdong must have been too excited, even ignoring that there were no footsteps on their side, and was worried that there was no place to show off.

"I didn't pay attention to listening to your movements, so I came up? We have been standing here waiting for you two for an hour, thinking that you two ran away halfway, how can you be convinced?"

"I'm convinced." Shao Yu said lazily, "It's just a sprained ankle, why don't you help me carry it down? If I can't go back, I won't be punished."

As he spoke, he moved his ankle and still felt it. It should only be swollen and there is no other problem.

Finally, after struggling for a while, Fang Yingdong handed over the thick branch that accompanied him up the mountain.

The road on the barren mountain is too steep, and it is difficult to go up, let alone go down.

Putting one hand on his tablemate's shoulder, Shao Yu leaned on a thick branch with the other, with a hint of sarcasm, "Let them sit on the top of the mountain and be happy. They feel that they have won, and they feel pretty good about themselves. Beautiful! There is a whole piece of things in the second middle school, and I don’t even ask who is the father!"

As he said that, he stopped and patted the hand hanging on Chi Zhou's shoulder dishonestly, "That must be my deskmate!"

Chi Zhou smiled lazily and asked, "Then you are?"

"I'm his uncle!" Shao Yu coughed lightly as soon as the words came out, "Or you can be his mother. There is such an unfilial son, and it's his father that you didn't teach well."

It was only when the train came out of his mouth that he thought it was a bit strange.

This……

His deskmate even tolerated his acting like a baby.

Can't stand him talking nonsense when he's not sleeping?

It was already past lunch time when he went down the mountain so slowly, after tossing the whole night, looking at his tablemate's black eyes, Shao Yu felt distressed no matter what he saw.

After admonishing, go home and sleep quickly, and he will treat guests to a big meal later!

Shao Yu jumped into the taxi with one leg, and hurriedly reported the name of the high-speed rail station and ran away.

Looking back, the little fans of No. [-] Middle School looked at the black eye of the school grass, all to help him, and if their hair became bald because of him, wouldn't it be a sin!

There was no signal on the mountain last night, so I promised to pick up his sister today, so I turned off my phone.

After turning it on again, the phone vibrated endlessly in his palm, and a bunch of messages popped up all of a sudden.

Before Shao Yu could click on it, there was a WeChat call.

He picked it up, and before he could speak, he immediately beeped excitedly, "Fuck! Fuck! Brother Yu, I've been calling you all morning, since I woke up, around 10:30 Now, you have finally accepted."

It's Ye Hanhan.

"I asked you to look at the confession wall, but you disappeared. I posted a circle of friends. Zhen Ai said that you went hiking in the middle of the night. You are not mean enough. You didn't even tell me. Mo Momao almost didn't give up. I was scared to death..."

"Exaggerated." Even though Shao Yu had a headache, he couldn't help bragging, "I'm at the same table, so why panic?"

"Who are you at the same table?" The other side didn't react at first, and then suddenly realized after a pause, "Oh~ heartbreaker, you two went hiking together in the middle of the night? Did you kill yourself in the wild because you didn't have any fun in bed?"

Maybe staying up late will not only make people stupid, but also make people better.

After hearing this, not only was Shao Yu not angry, but he was in a good mood. He briefly talked about his bet with Fang Yingdong, and immediately sniffled——

"Brother Yu! You are so kind to me. I am upset to see him. When he barks like a dog, can I go and watch?"

Shao Yu retaliated, "Record it and use it as an alarm clock."

"Come on!" Ye Zhun became even more excited, "By the way, director Chai must like that guy very much. Finally, there will be a living person in No. [-] Middle School who will go bald before him. By the way, brother Yu, where are you going? "

"Pick up my sister at the high-speed rail station." Shao Yu touched a piece of candy from his pocket, bit open the package with his teeth, and stuffed it in his mouth.

"I'm going too! I'll be there in 10 minutes! I have to show you the confession wall face to face."

……

When Shao Yu pushed the car door, a group of cool and unrestrained slammed the car door, frowned and jumped towards the exit with one foot.

Pedestrians passing by glanced at him from time to time, Shao Yu's eyes were full of disdain, why hadn't he seen a god?

Jumping to a shady place, he touched another candy from his pocket.

Sweetly, he was in a better mood. After about three or four minutes, an uncertain voice came from the side, "Brother Yu?"

On the side is Ye Hanhan wearing a shiny fashion brand.

Well, his sister will never know anyone again.

"Brother Yu, you didn't roll down the mountain, did you?" Ye Zhun stared at his face in disbelief.

"Fuck off, I'm returning in triumph." Shao Yu said calmly.

"How long does it take for sister to get out of the car?" Ye Zhun leaned over and turned on the screen of the phone, "You and your heartbreaker are so beautiful, the confession wall has been posting about you two all morning!"

"Ours?"

"Yesterday, in the small market next to the school, did you put your arms around your heartless family? Enthusiastic alumni have already chosen names for both of your children." Ye Zhun said, clicking into the space on the wall.

"What's your name?" Shao Yu took the phone and asked casually while bowing his head.

"It's called Chiyu."

Shao Yu didn't hear clearly, "Eat a hammerfish?"

After a pause, he raised his head again and asked, "To be honest, are we gay when we stand together?"

Ye Zhun was not afraid of death and said, "That's quite gay!"

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