Super A school grass wears a substitute crying bag

Chi Zhou walked halfway into the dormitory, and directly put the disposable lunch box in his hand on Shao Yu's table.

Shao Yu hypocritically asked: "Ah, brother won't you eat?"

He watched Chi Zhou walk to the window and opened it.

Does this dislike the taste of rice noodles?I haven't even opened the bag yet!

"Don't get me wrong." Chi Zhou leaned against the window sill, with the scattered street lights behind him, took out a cigarette case from his pocket, and said, "I hurt my hand, so I can't eat spicy food."

Shao Yu: "Then, thank you brother!"

I believe you ghost, you can't eat spicy food, you don't have a long mouth, you can't talk to the boss?

The rice noodle soup looks like a spicy version!

You can't just buy it for yourself, can you?

Could it be that Chi Zhou has some new conspiracy?

Fang Song, who was sitting in front of the desk and reciting knowledge points, no matter how dull his brain was, he could tell that the two of them were a little strange, but if he really said which point was more strange, he really couldn't think of it.

Shao Yu unconsciously took two steps towards the window sill, flattered him very skillfully and said, "Brother, does your hand hurt, can I show you again?"

"Come here." Chi Zhou lit a cigarette, leaned half on the window sill, and said very seriously.

What the hell?

In the past, Chi Zhou still made him hurt!Why doesn't it work now?

God knows I just said that casually.

Looking at Chi Zhou stretching out his gauze-wrapped right hand, Shao Yu frowned: "Brother, you... such a thick gauze, how can you blow it?"

"Can't you blow hard?" Chi Zhou said expressionlessly.

Is he a fucking electric fan?

Did the person surnamed Chi escape from the mental hospital in Longcheng?

With such a strange brain circuit, isn't it possible for a lunatic to say this?

At this moment, Shao Yu just wants to stay with Mi Nian and shut himself up quietly!

Fang Song, who was sitting on the side, suffered even more. The two of them looked like no one else, and didn't regard him as something other than air.

But he himself is quite awkward, and he doesn't know why, obviously everyone is in the same dormitory, sitting here just feels that he is quite redundant.

Just when he was wondering whether it would be better to dig a hole in the ground and jump in, or go to bed and pretend to be dead, there was a knock on the door, and the bed inspector came?great great!

Fang Song thought to himself, and hurried to open the door.

Facing Chi Zhou's claws, Shao Yu was very embarrassed.

At this time, he heard the sound of opening the door, and Ye Hanhan's voice, "Student, is this my brother Yu's dormitory?"

Shao Yu tilted his head and looked at Ye Zhun who was pointing at the cabinet with his hands behind his back as if he was leading a trip to the countryside.

"You don't even close the door of the bedroom cabinet. Why do you feel that the bed upstairs is older... Fuck it, brother Yu! You are here, you, come to our bedroom for supper to fight the landlord? Let's have a party..."

Shao Yu hurried forward a few steps, pretending to be casual and said, "Let's go."

"Wait for Brother Yu." Ye Zhun looked at the window, then turned his head to Fang Song, and smiled maliciously, "Do you want to come to play, classmate?"

"Ah?" Fang Song was a little confused, and said bluntly, "We don't know each other..."

"What's the matter, let's get to know each other now. My name is Ye Zhun. You're from No. 266 Middle School. You shouldn't have heard of it. I'll give you a chance to sleep in my dormitory." Ye Zhun couldn't refuse, "It's downstairs at [-]. The roommates are all super nice, there is no body odor or beriberi! Don’t worry, you will definitely like it, and I can also push you the WeChat of the two girls, right~Brother Yu?”

"Then I take the notes?" Fang Song started to pack his things in a calm manner.

"Put it on quickly!" Ye Zhun winked at himself, took the initiative to help Fang Song take notes, and asked inadvertently, "Brother Yu, will the three of you live in the dormitory tonight?"

Shao Yu was afraid that this fool would spout something that would be misunderstood, so he walked over and pulled Ye Zhun aside, "What are you trying to do?"

"Brother Yu, what you said made my brother chill." Ye Hanhan clutched his chest, and said in a low voice with a wounded look, "Brother has good intentions and good intentions, just for you to do something bad."

"Die you, did I do something bad?" Shao Yu also suppressed his voice, his tone impatient, "Who am I with?"

"What do you mean, let's talk to your heartbroken man." Seeing his brother's face, Ye Zhun must have been unhappy, so he hurriedly said, "Hey, I'm leaving now, brother is not here to block your eyes Already!"

As he spoke, he dragged Shangsong out of their dormitory at a speed of sprinting [-] meters.

As soon as Shao Yu sat on his chair, there was the sound of opening the cabinet. The bedroom was a little quiet. When he looked over reflexively, Chi Zhou had already taken off his sweater. The pants are off.

Chi Zhou's legs are straight and long, and his cold white complexion is slightly pink. I don't know if it's because of the distance, or the wattage of the lights in their dormitory is not enough. From his distance, he didn't find any leg hair.

Shao Yu suddenly felt that the room was a little stuffy, but the window was obviously open.

Immediately after his mouth became inexplicably hot, Chi Zhou reached into the cabinet to get the clothes, glanced at himself unexpectedly, and asked in the tone of what he had eaten this morning, "Does it look good?"

Shao Yu: "Ah..."

He reached out to touch his mouth and touched the blood on his hand.

……

After finishing today's questions, the dormitory had already turned off the lights. Shao Yu looked at the time and saw that Ye Zhun had sent him two WeChat messages 10 minutes ago, but he didn't see them.

1:01 am -

[Ye Zhun]: Brother Yu, have you had a spring night yet?Don't disappoint your brother's good intentions towards you.

[Ye Zhun]: It's been more than two and a half hours, you haven't finished yet, how are you doing, are you happy?Hey Hey!

Shao Yu wanted to delete the message directly, but suddenly remembered something, he raised an eyebrow.

[Shao Yu]: Are you free tomorrow night?Nothing to do, accompany me back home.

Maybe he was playing with his mobile phone over there, and he quickly replied...

[Ye Zhun]: Ok!Brother Yu, just say what you need brother to say.

[Shao Yu]: Tomorrow you will pretend that I am chasing you, but you will win a lot.

[Ye Zhun]: What's the point of that?I'll just pretend to be your boyfriend, so what's the matter... Brother Yu, do you want to come out to your family?

[Shao Yu]: No one would dare to say nothing about you, so I just want to tell my fake father, what kind of boyfriend I find and how I live are all my own business.

[Ye Zhun]: Brother Yu, with my ingenuity, I promise to perform exceptionally tomorrow!

[Ye Zhun]: [Don't love me, no result.jpg]

Shao Yu put away his cell phone, and was in no mood to write a review. Anyway, he had been riding for two days. As soon as he stepped on the ladder, Chi Zhou's voice came from the top of his head, "Are you afraid of the dark?"

Afraid of a hammer!

wrong!Hold!

He almost forgot that when he seemed to be sick of Chi Zhou, he said that he was afraid of the dark.

But what year was that?It is said that the more you study, the more flexible your brain becomes. This Chi Zhou doesn't study, why is his memory so good.

He had no choice but to bite the bullet and said weakly, "Brother still remembers."

"There are too many empty beds today, come and sleep." Chi Zhou said.

Shao Yu: "???"

Fuck, he and Fang Song usually live in the dormitory together, so there are still four beds vacant!

What is the logic?As long as two people are close enough, can a single ghost be tortured to death?So you don't have to be afraid of the dark?

The inexplicable nosebleed just now hasn't been explained yet. Could it be that Chi Zhou inherited his skills and wants to apply what he has learned, so that he can make progress instead of retreat, and also come to disgust him?

Could he be cowardly then?Absolutely impossible!

He had to let Chi Zhou know that he was the one who was invulnerable to all poisons.

Shao Yu gritted his teeth and became ruthless, and climbed onto Chi Zhou's bed.

A certain idiot was lying naked on the side, he was closing his eyes to rest his mind, his knees made the bed slightly sag, Chi Zhou didn't open his eyes, "Sleeping inside or outside?"

Shao Yu's ears were slightly hot. He touched his nose to make sure there was no nosebleed, and stammered, "In, inside."

The original owner's physical endurance is not very good to be honest, and puberty is also one aspect, maybe he hasn't met a girl he likes yet.

He didn't sleep outside, what a joke, if Chi Zhou wanted to retaliate in the middle of the night, he would kick him while he was asleep.

He can't die at this height, but what if his pretty faces get hurt?

Without opening Chi Zhou's eyes, he turned over, and his bare shoulder touched his knee. Shao Yu was so scared that he did a backflip and fell down on the spot.

His own pillow was obviously on the adjacent bed, and there were six beds in this dormitory, yet they had to squeeze into a cramped space, sleeping on the same pillow.

Shao Yu turned on his phone and stared at his screen saver, his thoughts no longer knew where to go.

Until the screen of the phone turned black, his eyelids became slightly heavy, and his consciousness gradually became blurred...

Chi Zhou opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling in the darkness. He heard the peaceful and even breathing around him.

Recently, he always did things beyond his expectations. He should have hated Shao Yu very much. This person always pretended to be soft in front of him, always clinging to himself.

He turned his head and looked at Shao Yu's blurred profile. His nose bridge was straight, his lips were slightly parted, and his chin also had a nice curve.

After a long time, Shao Yu gradually became less annoying, and even quite cute.

"Sister, I'm already downstairs, who knew you'd be here early?" Shao Yu was pacing around the women's dormitory while talking vaguely with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Hurry up, it will take about an hour to drive to the outskirts of the city. What if there is another traffic jam? It seems that we have no quality if we are late. When I think of my father's old nose, I am very angry!"

Xie Hui became more and more enthusiastic, and Shao Yu hurriedly found an excuse and hung up the phone before she could express her thoughts in thousands of words.

I don't know what Ye Zhun is dawdling at the door of the women's dormitory. In case Director Chai's mind is squeezed by the door, he will come to catch puppy love on Saturday.

While waiting impatiently, Shao Yu was put on his shoulders. He turned his head and saw five centimeters long nails on one hand, as well as slender claws that looked like boys.

He cursed "fuck" in shock, and Xiao Poyan fell directly to the ground.

"Don't, don't, don't be nervous! It's me!"

When Shao Yu turned his head, he saw a face that was covered in ten layers of powder by visual inspection, and was a circle whiter than his neck.

"Fuck!"

"Am I beautiful, Brother Yu?" Ye Zhun's makeup is very thick, with a pink rabbit ear sweater and ripped white jeans that are so flirty, "Am I sexy, Brother Yu? I just took a picture of Wang Bowen." A picture was sent, and he said that his water broke!"

Shao Yu resisted the urge to kill, "I'll take you home for dinner, I want to tell my dad that I like you, if he thinks I have this taste..."

Didn't Shao Pingzhong go crazy?

Both left and right make him unhappy, wouldn't the less unhappy the more perfect!

After speaking halfway, Shao Yu changed his mouth and said blindly, "It's nice, let's go, my sister is waiting at the door."

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