Super A school grass wears a substitute crying bag

The bedroom door was wide open, Shao Yu put down the box and knocked on the door, then walked in with Xie Hui.

A person sat up suddenly on the bulging bed by the window, rubbed his eyes and said excitedly, "You're finally here, I've been waiting for you for a long time."

Following his movements, the bed board "creaked—" screamed a few times, and Shao Yu could feel how worrying the quality of the bed was from a long distance away.

Looking at his roommate's delicate little face under his head that looked like a chicken coop, he slowly remembered that this was the boy who offered his seat to him in the first physical education class.

"I've fallen asleep waiting for you, remember me? It's Fang Song!"

"Of course I remember, this is my sister." Shao Yu said.

"Hey hey, hello sister, my sister is really beautiful, like a fairy descending to earth!" Fang Song wiped honey on his small mouth, and walked down the ladder while talking, straightened his head and immediately won Xie Hui's heart.

"Xiaoyu can have such a good roommate as you, so I feel at ease!"

It must have been a sweet-talking roommate who made you happy, and he didn't expose his sister. Shao Yu looked at their dormitory. It was a standard room for six people with one bed and one table, but there were only daily necessities on the side by the window.

Xie Hui asked straightforwardly, "Why do you live alone? What about the people in these beds, isn't this dormitory haunted? I can't bear my brother living in a haunted dormitory."

"Damn, they all moved out this semester. I'm the only one. I heard from my old class that I'm going to merge dormitories. It's been two weeks since school started. Maybe my old class is busy and I don't have a place to go."

Shao Yu has the kind of temperament that can grow savagely wherever he goes, and his roommate has no requirements for material things.

Not long after the bed was made that day, Xie Hui was leaving. Shao Yu sent her to the back door of the school. Xie Hui was still telling him, "Get along well with your roommates, and don't be bullied. Who would dare to treat my brother badly?" OK, I'll just..."

"You just marry him."

As soon as Shao Yu spoke, his sister pinched his face, "You are a little heartless, my sister is leaving tomorrow, so you won't say something nice to coax me?"

Shao Yu raised an eyebrow, "Sister, what time will you get the car tomorrow? I'll ask for leave to see you off."

"Don't send me off. My university is only two hours' drive away from Dragon City. I'm bored on Saturday and Sunday. I'll come back to see you. Then I'll go."

Reluctantly hugging Shao Yu, Xie Hui turned around and got into the car.

[Group Chat] Seventh Class Sunset Red Elderly Art Yangko Team——

[He Jiyao]: The weather is sunny tonight, my wife won the lottery!Brothers Jimei, tonight's evening self-study, it is no longer an ordinary evening self-study!

【Chen Xun】: I really envy you who live on campus, I'm so bored at home!

[Chen Xun]: Why did you get out of the order, let some spiritual guy keep it for himself?

[Yin Xin]: Today is her little brother's first day at school.

【He Jiyao】: Ah~ I can’t help but suspect that it’s for me~

[Bai Heng]: Be confident, get rid of doubts, it's for you.

[Yin Xin]: I didn't go to the cafeteria tonight. I haven't seen my school grass for two days. I'm a bit hungry!

[He Jiyao]: I went to the cafeteria today and met my little brother!

[He Jiyao]: Ah~ the little tomatoes with scrambled eggs blushed because of my little brother.

[Yin Xin]: Don't all good-looking people drink dew? What kind of food does your little brother eat in the cafeteria?I will eat it tomorrow too, will it make you look better after eating Kangkang?

[Yin Xin]: [Weakness.jpg]

[He Jiyao]: I can't see clearly from a distance.

[Shao Yu]: I ate stir-fried leeks and spinach with garlic.

[Yin Xin]: Don't you say that your little brother never swims?

[He Jiyao]: ah ah ah awsl!

No. [-] Middle School has two evening classes every weekend, which are specially prepared for their dormitory students. About half of the dormitory students in the class, in order to prevent whispering in the evening class, the school clearly ordered that there should be an empty seat between the two of them. It can't stop them from whispering in the class group.

Shao Yu thought for a while, if Director Chai knew that there were so many people in the class playing with their phones in evening class, he would collapse on the spot.

He was also a boarding student, but he didn't find someone who was making friends with someone. This person didn't study or attend class every day. Even in class, he played with his mobile phone, never listened carefully, and even read a hammer?

He hated iron for being weak and thought, why not just be a duck.

That is, to make money, you don't have to force yourself to embarrass the teacher and director.

But for two people who are not familiar with each other, they can do whatever they want.Not everyone is like him, who looks good and wants to be the first in everything.

Shao Yu encouraged himself shamelessly, and began to brush up the questions.

Using the introduction of "Don't waste your youth", his sister told him a lot of great truths at dinner last night. He couldn't remember the specifics. theme--

If you don't study hard, the Shao family's company will belong to the boss in the future.

[Group Chat] Seventh Class Sunset Red Elderly Art Yangko Team——

The group owner has changed the anonymous theme to "Fruits and Vegetables", come and change your nickname.

[Toon]: Someone's little brother is too miserable, green, green, green, green, green!Everything you eat is green!

[Pea Dou]: The squad leader I just privately messaged has grown up, let me go anonymous, let's gossip tonight!

[Lee Maicai]: The east is not bright and the west is bright, monitor, you are in my heart, confess to monitor anonymously!

[Xiang Toon]: I was just writing a Chinese paper, what's going on?

[Pea Dou]: Have you all read our No. [-] Middle School post?It's the post where Brother Chi and the mysterious female classmate feed the puppy and seem to be in love!

[Xiang Toon]: What did I miss?

[Wan Dou]: The post on the homepage has hundreds of floors.In the blurred picture of the town building, the female classmate with a killer back is said to be the childhood sweetheart that the school bully has had a crush on for many years!

[Cauliflower]: Damn it!is it real?

[Xiangcai]: Damn it, I went to the post bar to see it, and the picture was so blurry, you can tell it's a girl, right?

【Fennel】: Ye Qingjie!

"Brother Yu!"

Shao Yu had just written two fill-in-the-blanks, when a soft voice called him from the back door.

Shao Yu turned around and found that Ye Zhun was standing outside the back door with half of his head poking in through the crack of the door.

Shao Yu glanced at the class, and the person sitting on the podium watching the self-study was not an outsider, but his roommate.

Better tell people.

Shao Yu took the cigarette and cell phone from the belly of the table, walked leisurely in his pocket to the podium, "Go to the bathroom."

"Ah?" Fang Song seemed to be typing, and looked up in a daze for a moment. His memorable smile showed that he had done nothing good.

After a few seconds of reaction, he waved his hand, "Go, go."

"Thanks."

Shao Yu turned to leave, but Fang Song grabbed his wrist hesitantly, "Roommate, you must hold on."

"I'm one of the fucking tough ones."

In the corridor, Ye Zhun dragged Shao Yu all the way into the old place - the hot water room, and even closed the door. Naturally, he was about to hug Shao Yu, but he pressed his head on his forehead and tried his best to stop him.

"Brother Yu! I'm not alive anymore. My youth has been fucking buried. Let's set up a monument for it." Ye Zhun was pushed aside, flopping around like a headless fly, "It's called licking A dog's cheap love is a mess!"

You still know that you are a dog licker, Shao Yu coughed lightly, "What's wrong?"

"What's the matter? The sky is falling! We fell out of love together! I just want to go out with you and let's get drunk! Let's go out and open a house, let's make do, no, you are my brother, I can't do it, I'm dead! "

As Ye Zhun said that he was about to hit the big wall with a bang bang, Shao Yu blocked people at a loss, and the scene was once very chaotic.

what's the situation?

Could it be that Mr. Xiang used his green tea trick to beat Su Zhenai before he officially transferred?

Seeing that Ye Zhun was about to faint when he hit the wall, Shao Yu pushed him against the wall and said calmly, "Be normal, if there are any setbacks that a cigarette can't solve, go out to 419!"

"Brother Yu, the vegetarian stir-fried leeks, garlic and spinach I ate tonight, oh..." Ye Zhun choked up, "Then I found out that Zhen Ai was with other men behind my back..."

"Go to bed?" Shao Yu answered curiously and coughed dryly.

"Feed the dog with another man!"

Isn't the other man Chi Zhou? He knew about it last week. What's the fuss? Shao Yu asked, "How did you know?"

"That post has been built hundreds of floors on the homepage of Tieba, of course I know, Brother Yu, let's go out and play games!" Ye Zhun sniffed, "I asked, Chai Laogou is on duty for other teachers today , but he went out to drink."

"It's a big deal." Shao Yu touched the cigarette and lit it, "The lights in the dormitory are turned off at night, so I forget about it after going out to play all night."

"Then it's settled. Originally, there were cameras in our school, but unless something was lost or there was a fight, no one would check it on weekdays! It's quite safe!"

……

At night, after the lights were turned off after checking the bed, Shao Yu and Ye Zhun came to the end of the corridor on the first floor, and went out through the window without guardrails very smoothly.

As luck would have it, there wasn't a single star in the sky, only the thick, endless blackness, and the surroundings were completely silent, not even the cicadas chirping.The shadows of the whirling trees swayed with the night wind, creating a strange silence.

Like thieves, the two leaned against the corners and shuttled under the tree, all the way to the side of the playground, in front of the back wall of the school.

"Brother Yu, let's dance from here! Get out early and feel at ease!"

"can."

Ye Zhun usually looks quite naive, but he is familiar with climbing the wall. He soon reached the fence, with one leg outside the school, watching the Internet plan halfway through.

"Brother Yu, climb slowly. This wall has been around for a long time. I suspect it will collapse at any time. The high place has a good view, brother will give you a lookout!"

Shao Yu didn't bother to talk nonsense, he stepped on the bricks and climbed up.I have to sigh again, the original owner has such broken arms that it is difficult to climb the wall.

Ye Zhun looked in the direction of the game building not far away, and the flashlight flashed by. He quickly reminded, "Hurry up! Brother Yu! There is Lianger over there, maybe the security guards are patrolling!"

Success was just around the corner, Shao Yu had already put one hand on the wall, and before he could let go of his breath, the other hand stretched out from the other side of the wall, and put it on the back of his hand impartially.

The author has something to say: Crab Watch~

This chapter is considered an excessive chapter, and things will be done in the next chapter~

Zhazha: Koike has appeared~ That claw!

Shao Yu: Indifference.jpg

Little readers who do not wish to be named: Sudden death!I really want them to buy Coke on the spot!

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