Overlord always thinks he is a little wife

Xiao Xue raised her hands, watching him pass by and walking up to the second floor, she was a little suspicious of her life, she looked at the person still lying on top of her, and suddenly shouted, "Go away, old lady!"

Huang Mao didn't even have time to react, a carp stood up, and then retreated three steps away to show his innocence.

Originally expecting Lin Han to give her a hand, Xiao Xue sat up with her palms propped up, even disregarding her own image, while clapping her hands, looking at Lin Han's disappearing back, a strange light flashed in her eyes.

She glanced back at Huang Mao, "Tell Luo Yi that his man's aunt has contracted it." Then she turned around coolly, leaving a neat back.

Huangmao: ...

Could it be that the legendary gods fight and mortals suffer?

And Luo Yi, that scumbag, actually dragged him into the fire pit.

Huang Mao also showed a weird smile. He took out his mobile phone and dialed his manager's number, "Brother Liang, Xuan, just say that Luo Yi is my brother who has been separated for many years." He left with his cell phone.

As for Xiao Xue's entrusting him, I'm sorry, celebrities like them have full schedules, so there's no time to talk to them.

Forgot to mention, although our yellow hair is not only a mop head but also a killer, but he is still a traffic, the kind of Weibo reposted over ten thousand in an instant, fans not only eat his character design, but also eat his Yan.

On the other side, after Luo Yi escaped, he was carried all the way by an inexplicable middle-aged man. Looking at the sweaty man running, he kindly pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket.

"Uncle, take a rest, I think you seem very tired."

The middle-aged man flicked his arm, and glistening beads of sweat flew through the air and fell to the ground in an instant. He turned around and glanced at Luo Yi, "Students are about to start class, we can't be late."

Oh.

Luo Yi indifferently stuffed the tissue back into his pocket, watching very carefully that this man was able to lift his arm, on which there were several well-defined and bulging muscles.

Luo Yi: I'm afraid, I'm afraid.

But the humanoid mounts are really good.

Looking at the countless taxis passing by them, Luo Yi looked at the bead of sweat rolling down the middle-aged man, and kindly reminded him: "Uncle, why don't we take a taxi?"

The middle-aged man's body stiffened for a moment, and then he pretended to be very calm, "This is for exercise. This is how my muscles are exercised."

If you could look at the taxi with less enthusiasm, I would still believe it, but now, half a point, not at all.

He put his wrist in front of his eyes, then looked at the overlapping hour and minute hands on it, and continued to make up the knife mercilessly: "But there are still 10 minutes to go to class, and the map shows that we are still five kilometers away from the school."

"I have no money!"

The middle-aged man's voice was deafening, and Luo Yi, who was also very poor, shut up immediately. Poor people are not worthy of taking a taxi.

The two had no choice but to speed up and rushed to the school five kilometers away together.

Afterwards, Luo Yi stood at the gate of the school, almost slumped on the ground, he finally understood one thing, if you want money, you must have it in cash, one piece of money.

"Little Luo, it's been 10 minutes since class, you should go there quickly!" Another middle-aged man who looked very kind said to him.

Luo Yi looked at him, covered his chest with one hand to breathe heavily, and shook him with the other, "Wait a minute, wait a minute."

This is the principal of this school, and Luo Yi's immediate superior who is about to be a physical education teacher. Maybe it's his grandfather who arranged an undercover agent at the school to watch him.

Several people waited quietly for a minute. When the time was up, the headmaster put down his hand holding the stopwatch, and said to Luo Yi, "Little Luo, one minute..."

Luo Yi hadn't recovered yet, struggling like a fish leaving the Huangpu River, "Can you give me time for a song?"

So the three of them waited for another 4 minutes.

When the principal put down the stopwatch for the third time, Luo Yi waved his hand, "I'm done, principal, you lead the way."

The two walked towards the playground one after the other. When passing by the square, Luo Yi was winked at by a few girls and a few young boys with thin skin and tender flesh.

Luo Yi immediately turned his head to express his refusal, and at the same time firmly looked ahead, little brother, I'm a straight man, we don't date, even if you give me money, I won't...not date.

Arriving at the playground like this, Luo Yi let out a sigh of relief. He looked at the boys and girls who were talking together on the playground, and he felt a sense of responsibility, as if he saw the hope of the future of the motherland. These flowers are still very immature. In the sunshine, the face is full of fresh spring breath... a XX.

Except for a few people who rested their heads on the book, the rest of the people were holding a mobile phone, looking down, not knowing what they were doing.

The principal stood still in front of the students and shouted loudly: "This is your new physical education teacher, named Luo Yi, come and stand."

There was no response, everyone seemed to be deaf, and continued to play with their phones with their heads down. Luo Yi glanced at it from the side. It was a game, somewhat similar to King Pesticide.

But the headmaster was very embarrassed. He looked at the few people standing sparsely in front of him, "Little Luo, I'll leave them to you. You can do it this way." Then he walked away.

Luo Yi who was left in place to feel the sunshine alone, hehe.

Is this intended to let him experience the joy of educating bad children?

Luo Yi walked up to a boy who yelled the most, and watched him poke his fingers on the screen, but the person opposite him was still full of blood, so he suddenly had an idea, "Jump the grass behind, take a big move and get a skill Then level A after receiving the second skill."

The person who was about to die staged a bloody counterattack. The boy standing in front of Luo Yi was stunned, and the hand holding the phone was still trembling slightly. He didn't react until the word "victory" appeared on the screen.

Looking at Luo Yi's gaze suddenly seemed to be looking at his own father, Luo Yi was afraid that he would really kneel down and hug his thigh to call him father, so he grabbed his arm before he could speak, "I accept your wish, but this It's not good to let your father know, just treat me to dinner."

The boy immediately agreed: "Please, this is my promotion competition, I knelt down more than a dozen times. Thank you for this..." He couldn't think of Luo Yi's name for a while, and felt that he had never seen this classmate in class .

"A new teacher." His buddy reminded him from the side, and the boy immediately reacted and continued, "Thank you, teacher."

Luo Yi looked at him with a smile.

Then he saw the person evolve from a living person to a living fossil.

The boy froze his face, Luo Yi couldn't bear to torture him anymore, he put a hand on his shoulder, "I have no objection to you playing games." As soon as he changed his voice, he looked at the other man beside him with disdain. Yi Gu's boy, "As long as one of you can solo past me, this class is free."

The boy suddenly boiled.

They are a class full of poor students, and the teachers are unwilling to take them. This year, a tough guy came to teach them, but they were so angry that they cried, and they were unwilling to teach them again.

But now, there's a new teacher here, and one who doesn't object to them playing games.Although they don't care about this teacher, they care about games!

So next, other classes in the playground witnessed a solo in full swing.

In Luo Yi's eyes, this game is a low-profile version of pesticide, and his name is also very low-profile, Glory Hero.

Luo Yi, who once glorified the rank of king and won hundreds of games in a row, said that he was not afraid.

then.

"You monster! What kind of harm is this!"

"Ah, why did he die again?"

"This blood bar is fake!"

……

Luo Yi smiled slightly, and the phone in his hand vibrated, but he ignored it, and with a combo, he neatly took away the student cub under the wretched tower.

Student: Mom, this is a monster.

Luo Yi: Modesty, I will never let go of the head I can take.

And on a tree not far from the playground, a man in black stared intently at the movement in the corner of the playground, and a slightly deserted voice came from the receiver, "So he is in Experimental High School now?"

"En." Under the short words was the firmness hidden in them, the man in black looked at Luo Yi and expressed comfort to a dejected student, and said to the people over there: "President, come here quickly, get out of class is about to end .”

After a faint "um", there was a mechanical busy tone in it.

So when Lin Han brought a group of people to the playground, he saw Luo Yi surrounded by a group of students, fighting fiercely with a group of students, "Help me see the blue, Yuzi, go down the road, Baozi follow me."

"what about me?"

A voice that was brimming with excitement suddenly broke into an unharmonious, cold and restrained voice. Luo Yi was taken aback for a moment, but before he could react, he responded casually: "You just go on the road and stay well."

The originally steamy air suddenly cooled down, someone spotted the principal standing behind, and hurriedly gave Luo Yi a slap, "Brother Luo, the principal is here."

Luo Yi was flirting with the opponent's jungler at first, but when he heard his words, he calmly closed the game interface, "Principal, we plan to test [-], and I'm looking at the list." He turned around as he said.

Lin Han's gloomy face immediately met his eyes, and there was a sneering smile on the man's face, "Prince Luo is very funny, and the company is tired of meddling, come to the school to experience life."

Luo Yi also answered him with a smile, "That's the only thing in the company, playing games here is good." He thinks that Lin Han should know that he was dismissed as president and sent here as a teacher.

But who is our Brother Luo? He is an adult who will not be afraid to fight with a group of horses and monkeys. He can't lose his momentum when he loses. "Boss Lin also wants to play games?"

Of course Lin Han refused.

But he has chased here, and it would be too embarrassing to say that he didn't know what to do with Luo Yi, so he pondered for a long time, and blurted out, "Sleeping with you was very comfortable last time, and I want to sleep with you tonight."

Lin Han: ...

The author has something to say: Little Theater

The story takes place after the two have been together for many years.

Lin Han looked at his mobile phone that had not been moved for a long time, and then looked at the advertisement that popped up on the computer screen.

The more a man checks your post, the more he cares about you.

He lowered his head and glanced at his still cell phone, Luo Yi never checked his post.

The more Lin Han thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became, but just as he was about to call Luo Yi, the phone rang suddenly.

It was Luo Yi who sent us a WeChat message: Baby, what time do you get off work tonight.

He almost wept with joy.

But with a shake of his hand, an emoji was sent out.

Lin Han: Your little baby is not here, but your father is. JPG.

There was silence for a while, Luo Yi came back with a message:. !

Lin Han shook his hand, and was about to press the baby panda's cute expression below, but the result was amazing, he pressed the wrong one again.

Lin Han: Summon my son.JPG.

On the other end, Luo Yi looked at a set of nurse uniforms at hand, and smiled evilly.

That night, while Lin Han called his father, he was meowed by the sun.

Facts tell us that if you send a wrong expression, remember to withdraw it in time.

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Thank you for supporting my little cute Meng, you are too warm, egg rolls love mud Meng (//?//), mua~