Bran Playbook

—— "I'm in group a1." Huang Batian said.

——"I'm in group b2." Huang Batian said.

"puff."

"What are you laughing at?"

"Group 2b, it suits you~"

"Speak well, I'll kill you!" Huang Batian smiled and shook his fist.The two of them dragged their luggage to find their respective dormitories. The accommodation provided here was not bad, two people shared a room, and the room had its own bathroom.Huang Batian's roommate is a long-legged Oppa who is over 1.9 meters tall. He has just undergone genetic optimization and has some sequelae. He keeps blinking when he speaks, and is poked by his own eyelashes.

He stared at Huang Batian for a long time, and asked in a soft voice: "Since the higher authorities have divided us into a group, it means that we will be partners in the future. Do you understand what a partner means?"

Huang Batian shook his head, not understanding what this man and woman wanted.

The "star-eyed" man sat on the side of the bed with his hips twisted very seductively, raised his legs and winked at him: "My setting is the enchanting and glamorous style, as long as I do this in the future, you will Come and kneel down and take off my shoes, you know?"

hehe!You think it's beautiful.

Huang Batian sat down on the bed, separated his legs and pointed to his crotch: "My setting is to fuck a stallion without integrity. From now on, as soon as I do this action, you will come and kneel down and help me." I blow the cannon, you understand?"

"Star Eyes" blushed coquettishly, and dared not answer.Huang Batian's goal was achieved, and he packed his luggage happily.

However, his bad looks attracted the attention of "Star Eyes". The man peeked at him coyly for a long time, and then came to flatter him: "You look handsome, but did you forget to optimize your skin? Pores It’s a bit rough. I have a full set of pore shrinking essence here. Put it in the importer once a day in the morning and evening, and keep your skin smooth within a month. It’s free for you to use, but you have to take care of me during training. Oh, you I understand~~~"

Ma Dan, I don't want to understand, brother, did you optimize the y chromosome?Huang Batian threw the suitcase under the bed and smiled at his roommate: "I didn't do genetic optimization."

"Ah~~~ You didn't do it? Didn't the judges give you any advice? Then you have to find them, it's too remiss." Long-legged Ouba looked surprised, his eyes blinked like stars, Almost blinded Huang Batian.

"They gave it, but I don't want to do that. Don't you think I was selected too?" Huang Batian said as he walked out the door, waving to his dull roommate, goodbye, goodbye If I look at you more than once, I will go blind.

The "star-eyed" long-legged Ouba gave a disdainful "cut" after he walked out, and said that he hadn't been optimized when he grew up, what a show off!Isn’t it great to not optimize? Let’s wait and see, hum~!

Huang Batian couldn't stand his roommate's painting style, so he went to Huang Batian's dormitory to breathe.Huang Batian’s roommate didn’t arrive for some reason, so Huang Batian shamelessly occupied another bed, lying on it, crying and howling: “I’m going to live with that Xing Xingyan for a year! Don’t you know his eyes , comes with laser special effects! Xiao Tianer, do you have a pair of sunglasses for me?"

"I don't have sunglasses, but I have a pair of plain ones. Can you black them out with ink?" Huang Batian hopped over with the plain glasses, his two small canine teeth gleaming.

Probably stimulated by the battle here, Huang Batian turned into a long-lost silly, white and sweet personality as soon as he returned to the dormitory, and he was extremely excited.His silly, white and sweet personality hasn't come out for a long time, and to be honest, Huang Batian really misses it.Huang Batian usually has a tense face, and after changing his personality, he is just silly. When he smiles, the apple muscles on his cheeks are round and puffy. Coupled with a pair of small canine teeth and two dimples, he is instantly too young.Huang Batian couldn't help treating him like a child, and even softened his words a lot.

"My dear, where did you get the ink?"

"When I was chopping the octopus, I made some of it. I think it's very funny. It looks like an old lady with a chipped tooth. It's funny, right? Hahahahaha!"

Huang Batian was speechless, is this kid stupid?Where is there any octopus on this planet? The ink is actually... the little tadpoles of the Ox people! ! !

"What's the matter with you, Baba?" Chatterbox Xiaotian stretched out his hand in front of his eyes, and asked worriedly, "Did you get sunburned? Heatstroke? Do you want artificial respiration, Baba?"

"Promise me, Xiaotian, throw away that ink immediately, then wash your hands, wash them three times, and wash them with disinfectant!"

Huang Batian took out a few fresh-keeping boxes from the suitcase with a confused face, and when Huang Batian saw that he actually put the ink bottle with the braised beef, he felt bad.He picked it up and threw it out the window.

"Oh, who is throwing things away~!" There was a scream outside the window, the familiar voice startled Huang Batian.He leaned on the base of the wall and moved behind the window, cautiously looking around.It was Ouba with Star Eyes, his long silver hair turned into a half-black and half-white yin-yang fish, Huang Batian burst out laughing.Xing Xingyan turned his head to look at him, Huang Batian quickly retracted his head in fright.

"It's over! He seems to have seen me."

"It's okay, let's apologize to him later, what's the big deal about asking him to eat beef together?" Xiao Tian'er patted him on the shoulder and advised him not to think too much.

Seeing his innocent smile, Huang Batian couldn't help but start to worry.This silly, sweet-talking personality is quite painful, but for some reason, he doesn't want others to see him like this.It's hard to say why, maybe it's just a pure desire to protect?Xiao Tian'er's heartless appearance is so attractive, maybe there will be some bad people who will bully him... No, he needs to be more protective.

"Xiao Tian'er, promise me, go out to gather later or something, don't talk too much to other people, okay?"

"Ah~ why?" Xiao Tian'er wrinkled her nose and pouted.

"No reason, just tell me whether you believe me or not? If you believe me, don't chat with outsiders, understand?" Huang Batian couldn't help but raised his hand and squeezed his mouth: "A small mouth can hang up like a pout." Oil bottle, baby~"

"Humph!"

"Hey! You child is still on the side, your wings are hard, who are you humming?"

"Who's the child? We were born on the same day!"

"Then do you still want to listen to me!"

"Listen, listen~ I'm sick of you!"

Let's talk about it, but Huang Batian really didn't talk to anyone when they assembled, he stood quietly in his formation, treating himself like a tree.Huang Batian secretly looked back three times in a row, very satisfied with Huang Batian's performance, and secretly gave him a thumbs up.

The two of them are in different groups, Huang Batian is in the first team, and Huang Batian is two rows away from him, in the middle.Each of them has a candidate serial number. Huang Batian is the first row of the first team, which is quite eye-catching, and the candidates passing by will look at him more often.His roommate "Xingxingyan" stood beside him silently, his hair had been cleaned, but maybe it was an illusion, Huang Batian felt that he still smelled like seafood.

"Hey, I was sorry just now, buddy, I want to apologize to you." Huang Batian smiled with him, "The dormitory I went to just now belongs to my brother, and he said that we will go eat beef together later, that kid's handicraft Well, you are in luck."

Star-eyed Ouba stood upright like a young poplar, without squinting, with his chin raised high.

Cut... ass.

Communication failed, he and this star-eyed Oppa are not on the same channel at all.Huang Batian didn't pay any attention to him anymore. He found out that the instructors included the judges whom he had seen before. They were standing not far away, pointing at the list and discussing something. One of them raised his head and looked at him. glanced in the direction.

It didn't take long for those people to walk towards him.

"Number 89757, Huang Batian, is that you?" A man who seemed to be in charge asked him, and the judge who strongly suggested that he go to genetic optimization stood next to him, pointing at his face, and asked bitterly: "You What's going on? Didn't I give you advice? Are you short of money?"

"Didn't you say it was a suggestion at the time? You also said that the final decision rests with us." Huang Batian whispered, he had a bad premonition in his heart.

Sure enough, the person in charge crossed his name on the electronic data book and said, "Then you can't be in group a1, go to group b."

What a mess, say one thing and do another.It's not forced, it's just a suggestion?Is this Nima called forced?

"You... This face is really good. It would have been fine if you adjusted it. Look at it now? How could Your Majesty—" A judge and instructor next to him stomped on him hard to prevent him from slipping up.He made up the knife angrily: "I think you're a little bit tired in group b1, you have to work hard after you go."

"Then I'll go to group b2." Anyway, if you're disgusted, it's better to go to Xiao Tian'er's group, maybe the dormitory can be closer, oh yeah!

He did not hesitate to irritate several judges, and one of them whispered in the ear of the instructor in charge, with a loud voice, which meant that he was too independent, so it was better to kick him out as soon as possible.

"I've never seen you like this. You feel good about yourself, don't you? You are downgraded to b2. Seeing how happy you are, b2 has your acquaintances?"

"No." Huang Batian's first reaction was to shake his head, and he had a premonition that if he said yes, these bastards would not let him do so.

"Wait a minute." Among the several instructors, the one who hadn't spoken suddenly reached out, took the information book of the instructor in charge, flipped through it a few times, and asked, "Your name is Huang Batian?"

"Yes, sir." Huang Batian peeked at him, and suddenly found that he was the one with the highest military rank.When those people saw him make a move, they immediately became as quiet as chickens.

The high-ranking officer's eyes slid a few times on several documents, and Huang Batian found that he had also read Xiaotian'er's documents, thinking about pills, and he found out.

"Hey! Commander, look at these two..." Not only him, but other instructors also found out, and whispered to each other about Xiao Tian'er's information.

The instructor looked up at him and asked, "Is there really no acquaintance in b2?"

"No, instructor."

"Then why did you ask for a downgrade?"

"Aren't the top two selected in each group? What's wrong with b2?"

"It's not the top two in each group. The final selection is based on a comprehensive ranking. A1 is the seed team. The lower you rank, the less hope you will advance."

So, if he becomes that Lord Charlie 2.0, he will be a seeded team?Are you kidding me, how about some training?Huang Batian heard that the discussions among the people behind the instructor became more and more frequent, and he vaguely heard a few words——

"If he looks like this, it's no match for the one above him, right?"

"That's right, it's too far from Lord Charlie..."

"How about these two?"

"...No, they are both..."

"It's hard to separate, the names are too similar..."

"Isn't it too wasteful to put the two attacks together?"

Fuck?Can't two males be put together?Is there a mother here? ! ! !Huang Batian's ears froze, and he heard one of the judges conclude: "Let's put it in group b1."

It's over, I can't be in the same group with Xiao Tian'er.Huang Batian's heart felt cold.Just when his dream of being in the same group was shattered, the senior instructor pressed his chest with the data book: "You go to group b2. Number 89757, don't let us down."

Wow, who is this guy? He has a good personality~ Huang Batian took a close look at him, the senior instructor was checking the formation, and pointed behind him: "Those over there, don't talk! Stand still! "

As he said that, he hurriedly walked past him. With his roar, the order of the square team improved a lot.That officer is awesome, he is the only one among the several instructors who looks like a soldier.And he is also very face-saving, not only put him and Huang Batian in the same group, but also in the same dormitory!Huang Batian felt that he had won the lottery. Just now, he was worried about how to discuss the script with Xiao Tian'er in the future. This is good. He loves to lie in bed every day and talk at night in the dormitory.

That Xingxingyan leaned against the door with his arms folded to watch him tidy up, and said faintly: "Before you get out, the instructor can kill you with a single word. You fight against them and seek death."

"Is it you?" Huang Batian didn't raise his head, his tone was flat.

When he was just queuing up, he saw the star eyes coming from the direction of the instructor, which was completely different from the group of them coming from the dormitory area.That Xingxingyan didn't deny it, and sneered twice.

"You're so boring, didn't you accidentally hit you, why are you suing like a bitch?" Huang Batian fell on the suitcase and gave him a cold look.

"You think I'm revenge and you hit me on the head? No, no, no, I'm helping you." Xing Xingyan shook his head with a smile, and waved a finger: "One month. You can stay here for a month at most , Absolutely leave. I just kindly give you a ride."

Huang Batian walked past him with a sneer, and also extended a finger to him, the middle finger: "Small~la~ba~!"

a month?What a joke, he is the man who wants to overthrow the emperor!