Bran Playbook

"Being seduced by my immediate boss, but for some reason I have to get close to him, what's wrong?"

Posts like this are bound to be framed when posted online:

——"The landlord green tea!"

——"Men are unmarried and women are unmarried, the landlord, you use the word seduce on purpose, right?"

——"The landlord is also interested in your boss, otherwise why do you have to approach him~~haha!"

——"If you feel that you can't stand it, just take a picture and tell your boss's boss. Is there anyone who can help you if you put it on the Internet? Do you want us to help you scold your boss for being a nymphomaniac?"

It must be, because it has happened.

Huang Batian looked at his [-]-page post that was "framed" in the anonymous area just half an hour after he posted it, and felt bitter.He couldn't reply that "there is no bigger boss than him."

All of a sudden, I was tangled up by the "boyish heart", alas... God, when are you coming back?Be careful if you don’t come back, your father was abducted by the villain next door...

The next day, he went to the dense forest for training with a very tangled heart, worrying about how to get close to his "boss" and avoid being harassed when he met his "boss" again.But soon he no longer had such worries.

—"Yes, Sir Andor. You have made great progress."

"Thank you, Your Majesty. Moon steps have always been my weak point. I have seen people who can leap tens of meters vertically before. I have practiced for a long time and I can't do it myself."

Hey, the vertical leap of tens of meters is talking about Tian'er, right?That's Tian'er's unique skill, our Tian'er's waist strength is the best in the world, if you want to learn it, in your next life~

Huang Batian hid behind a big tree and peeked, Andor was sweating profusely in the open space in the dense forest, and the little emperor sat on a high tree branch, eating berries while swinging his legs.The way he eats berries is very special. With his mouth slightly open, he hooks the small red fruit with his tongue and rolls it into his mouth. After sucking the juice, he leaves the dry skin and core on the branches.Seeing his little tongue protruding in and out, Huang Batian cursed inwardly: Sure enough, it's the little Veela who can't collapse.At first I thought he was just seducing me, but it turns out that he seduces everyone!

"The skill of Yuebu requires explosive strength, especially the waist." The little emperor jumped down from the tree and took off his dressing gown, "Look at me."

As soon as the words were finished, he jumped up, exerting force from his waist, spinning fast and floating, and the height of the vertical leap was indeed tens of meters.He stepped on the branch and reversed in the air, turned and dived, and Andor immediately backed away.If you get close, you will see something silently muttering in his mouth.

This blow was so powerful that a big hole was dug out in the open space, and the surrounding trees shook.In particular, the little emperor was barefoot, and did not wear the kinetic energy boots used in physical combat.It is conceivable how powerful he will be once he is fully armed.

"I named this move the Flower of Reincarnation, how about it?" The little emperor looked back proudly.

Andor hesitated for a moment, then knelt down to him: "Maybe there was a misunderstanding before, but no matter what, I have sworn to be loyal to you forever and will never go back on my word."

The little emperor didn't expect him to say these words, he didn't expect him to be so magnanimous even though he saw through himself. "I'm sorry, Andor. But I swear, when you are loyal to me, you will definitely gain my full trust."

The two held hands together, Huang Batian covered his eyes and hurried away.This little emperor really knows how to say that everyone under his command is obedient and obedient. This is the so-called superior, right?All work is done with one mouth.

Huang Batian did not disappoint the little emperor. The twelve knights who appeared that day all showed their life skills. Many people made a fuss about the little emperor's birthday. Some set off fireworks for the little emperor, and some dressed up in mechas. Made clothes like the little emperor, but these are not as good as the first Huang Batian who appeared on the stage.

He was brave enough, and at the end of the performance, he suddenly flew up to the little emperor. The aircraft stopped suddenly when he was only a few centimeters away from the little emperor. Huang Batian's body was magnetized into a faint blue light, holding the little emperor tightly. wrapped inside.

The people watching were amazed, the faint blue light turned into a beautiful dragon, and the singing of the mermaid echoed in the arena.The giant dragon wrapped itself around the young king, raised its head high behind him, as if declaring to the people around: the majesty of the king is inviolable.

After the performance, he leaned close to the little emperor's ear and asked in a low voice, "How was it? Didn't disappoint you?"

The little emperor snorted softly: "So-so, I prefer the song you sing at the bottom of the lake."

It seems that there is no chance, Huang Batian thought dejectedly, this guy should choose Andorra, who has the highest points, right?The little emperor suddenly leaned over and whispered to him, "Will you sing to me every year from now on?"

what?

At the moment when he was stunned, the little emperor had already boarded the high platform of enfeoffment.Unlocking the performance points of the knights, Huang Batian's part is really the most popular. With this part of the show, he is on par with Andorra in terms of total points.This time, the right to speak returned to the hands of the little emperor.

"The two mistresses are rare talents, but I can only conclude a covenant of life and death with one knight. After that, I will entrust my life to him. Regardless of prosperity or decline, he will follow me to the grave." The little emperor Summoning them both to the podium, he had on his left a laurel wreath, symbolizing the title of champion, and on his right a brooch in the shape of a dragon, the one and only, symbol of the knight of the king.The little emperor walked up to Andor with a laurel flower in his hands, and Andor knelt down on one knee, accepting the tiara reverently.

Huang Batian also bowed his head and knelt. He saw those feet moving slowly and finally stopped in front of him.

A lightsaber lightly landed on his left shoulder, and he heard the little emperor's cold and irresistible voice saying loudly: "I will make you a knight of the king, and make a life-and-death covenant with me. Are you willing?"

Huang Batian was surprised to find that the end of his voice trembled a little when he spoke. It's rare that this little emperor also gets nervous sometimes?Huang Batian didn't dare to neglect his nervousness, and immediately replied solemnly: "Life and death must follow!"

The jubilant fireworks bloomed, and the vigorous dragoon squad final came to an end in his response.Looking at the dragon-shaped medal on his chest, Huang Batian felt a little dizzy.A year ago, he was still playing kebabs with his buddies. Now, he is standing beside the emperor, surrounded by tens of thousands of people cheering for him.

"Do you feel heavy in your heart?" The little emperor was waving to the people in the audience. Huang Batian admired his ventriloquism very much, and his mouth was pursed and motionless. Where did the sound come from?

"I didn't want to deal with state affairs before, not because I was greedy for fun, but because once I stand here, the fate of everyone below will be guided by me, and I can't make a wrong step."

Huang Batian Lingran, hearing him say such a thing for the first time, he didn't even know how to answer.This little emperor is not so stupid...

"How is it? Are you afraid that you will be with me in the future?"

"There's nothing to be afraid of, come on." Huang Batian replied nonchalantly while waving to the audience.He can climb up here, what else can't he do?

"That's good." The little emperor smiled ambiguously at him, "Tonight you can come and watch for me."

—Fuck! ! !

"My immediate boss seduced me to spend the night at his house, but for some reason I couldn't refuse him, what's wrong?!"

"Meet the poster again, dare I ask if this is a serial post? Then I will squat."

"Eating melons in the front row, landlord, you little bitch, you are obviously interested in your boss, right? What are the reasons? Could it be that your boss is bald?"

"No, my boss is very young and good-looking... a bit too good-looking."

"Holy shit, so it's a dog abuse post? Show love and get lost!"

"You just get out. I have a lover, okay? I'm separated from my lover now. It's also because of my lover that I work for the current boss. I need him to do me a favor so that my lover Come back. But now I find that my boss is interested in me, I will never betray my lover, regardless of body or soul, but I can't offend my boss, it's so tangled."

"It feels like a bloody show, and people who eat melons come to watch it."

"It's useless to say so much, landlord, don't explain, you are a green tea whore, eating what is in the pot and thinking about what is in the bowl."

"Upstairs, there are not many good men, half of them are messing around, and the other half are ruined by little sluts like you."

"You're a little bitch! I'm a man!!! Pure! Lord! Ladies!"

Huang Batian angrily shut down the anonymous website, what a fucking waste of time, these netizens knew it was fun to swear, and none of them gave any useful advice.One bite at a time, green tea bitch, if it wasn't for the completion of the script, I wouldn't mind licking the little emperor's ass, okay?vomit!After scolding, I was disgusted to death by myself.

Before meeting Xiao Tian'er, I was a straight man, a straight man who only fell in love with Xiao Tian'er!Huang Batian sang "Song of Straight Men" in his heart, and went to the Summer Palace (yue) to die (pao) righteously.

The uniform of the King's Knight is more gorgeous than ordinary knight uniforms, with a black velvet stand-up collar, yellow silk ribbons on the epaulets, and knee-high riding boots that make his legs long and straight.He looked at himself in the mirror, and to be honest, there are not many people in the world who are more handsome than him. No wonder the little emperor wants to "flip the card", he has a good eye~

He walked out of the barracks with his hat between his hands, and all the teammates he met along the way were joking with him, "Go to the bed, handsome guy~" "Don't be nervous, there will always be a first time~"

Damn, even though he knew everyone was joking, he couldn't help but get nervous.After the dragon ride semi-finals, he had already reached the point where he could swipe his face card, entered the summer palace, and after confirming the dragon-shaped brooch on his chest, he went all the way unimpeded.The senior of the Dragon Riders called Zhen Ping Jun took the initiative to lead him the way. He led Huang Batian to the entrance of the floating castle, and suddenly said: "In the study, do you recognize Lu Ha?"

"Oh... huh?" Huang Batian regained his composure, and Lord Zhenping had disappeared.

(Shinpei-kun: The Lun family is going back to watch the live broadcast~~~ The flower monk of the captain is waiting for the Lun family~~~!)

Fortunately, he has been here before, the study, the study... I vaguely remember that it was on the ninth floor of the revolving building.At the stairs, I heard the little emperor's cold voice, that's right, it's here.

"The script, the script, everything is for the script." Huang Batian recited this sentence ten times silently, and pushed the door of the room awe-inspiring.