so called lover

"Get out! Don't eat!!"

I think I need to do something to remind this strange uncle that this is the fact of my family. I grabbed his chopstick bowl and pushed it out against his back with both hands.

"Xiao Peng, Xiao Peng, don't get excited. Dad is wrong. I don't want to say anything? Young people are thin-skinned... Hey! Then you are just watching your future father-in-law being kicked out by your wife?!"

Me: O__O"

"You'd better go out!"

Jiang Yi came over to give me a hand.

With Jiang Yi's cooperation, we finally managed to shut the uncle out, no matter how much he knocked on the door, we didn't even hear him.

We stood behind the door and looked at each other, smiling at the same time.

Jiang Yi: "Your father is my father-in-law."

"……Have a meal."

Jiang Yi took my shoulders and sat back at the dining table.

I took the tableware again, and threw the one that the strange uncle used just now into the trash can. Jiang Yi picked up a piece of fish for me before I started eating.

"Are you going to throw away my bowl after I finish eating?"

I glanced at him, swallowed the meat in my mouth, and said, "Don't throw it away."

Jiang Yi hooked my little finger and said with a smile, "Being so kind to me, isn't this the kind of treatment you deserve?"

"After washing and disinfecting for a while, you will use this set next time."

His whole body froze for a moment as if the pause button had been pressed, and I hurriedly explained: "Our tableware is separate. My dad is a bit of a clean freak and doesn't share tableware with others."

"Our family." Jiang Yi repeated several times in a low voice, and the hand that was holding me was tightened.

I was addicted to eating, my blood was concentrated in my stomach, and I was not interested in thinking about what kind of psychological movement Young Master Jiang went through, and I heard him ask me: "Then whose set I am using now?"

"Mine," I said.

Then Jiang Yi fell silent, and it took a while before he moved his chopsticks again.

I feel that the way he looks at me has more weight.

He said, "Gan Peng, let's get to know each other again."

"Ah?" I stopped eating in a daze, what was the trick?

He sat up straight with his head upright, and said formally with a straight face, "Hi, my name is Jiang Yi, Yi Yi, 1.8 meters seven, 17 years old, a transfer student from City A, and I am very happy to sit at the same table with you. Student Gan Peng."

He stood up and stretched out his right hand to me. I remembered that on the first day we met, Mr. Tan asked us to get to know each other. As a result, I was beaten half to death by Jiang Yi, who was full of rage points, after I had only said a word. It has brought me extremely depressive fear all day long, and now he is, does he approve of me?

He shook his hand vigorously, and I came back to my senses, stood up abruptly and held his palm dumbly.

He solemnly completed the etiquette that should have been completed long ago.

From this moment on, I seemed to have suddenly obtained the supreme right of pardon bestowed by Jiang Yi. I could no longer face him with trepidation, and I had the status to speak with him on an equal footing.

"According to the procedure, you should welcome new classmates, right?" Jiang Yi blinked with one eye, as sunny and enthusiastic as every big boy of the same age.

I bent my eyes, and at the same time, a strange and sweet feeling rose up in my heart, and then filled my atrium with a bang.

In his expectant eyes, I habitually did the action that annoyed him for some reason—pouting my lower lip and blowing my forehead and hair, and said what I didn't have time to say that day, "Me too, nice to meet you You, classmate Jiang Yi."

This is the normal order of understanding.

This spicy hot pot meal is really worth it.

"I forgot to tell you." Jiang Yi moved closer, and whispered in my ear: "You are very sexy when you pout, don't show it to others."

I:"……"

...Why is it abnormal again.

Jiang Yi pinched my cheeks, I put his hands aside and sat down, he said to himself, "You fucking bastard, you don't know what to do, and you're still a little swollen, I'll give you some medicine after eating."

I touched the place where he pinched, and it hurt a little, oh~ he was scolding the man who punched me in the cafeteria.I sincerely feel that you hit me more than he hit me, so I added in my heart.

"By the way, who was that man just now? I've seen a picture of your dad, and he doesn't look like him at all."

"I don't know him. I met him at school. He kept saying that he was my father and invited me to dinner."

Jiang Yi didn't take it seriously, drank a glass of water, and joked, "There are so many liars nowadays."

I nodded in agreement.

The knocking on the door that had stopped for a while suddenly started again, and it became more and more intense.

I am an independent person, I look at another person who can help me solve this problem: "...how?"

Jiang Yi simply walked into the bedroom to get his mobile phone and made a call. After 1 minute, the knock on the door finally stopped.

Then the persistent sound rang again.

I continue to look at him.

Jiang Yi clenched his fist with one hand and went to open the door himself.

"who are you?"

The familiar cold tone came from the door, and I rushed to the door to squeeze Jiang Yi away.

My own father was standing at the door holding the suitcase, his eyes wandered from Jiang Yi to me, and then from me to Jiang Yi.

"Dad, you are back."

I quietly poked Jiang Yi with my elbow.

Jiang Yi looked calm, "Hello, Uncle."

The elevator dinged behind my dad and opened, and the strange uncle ran out and hugged my dad with lightning speed.

"My dear, you are finally back!"

My dad: (‘dish’) Huh!!?

#My house has never been so lively#

Uncle Wei insisted that he was my father's husband, and he stuck to my father with a stubborn face and couldn't get rid of it no matter how he came in. My father looked indifferent to the octopus on his body. He calmly drank a glass of water and explained the reason for coming back early. , A colleague took over his work, he was worried that I was alone at home so he came back first, and he took a special look at the strange uncle who was stuck to his body.

"Is he your classmate?"

"Yes."

My dad stared at Jiang Yi again, "Are you his classmate?"

Jiang Yi smiled and said, "I'm his classmate and boyfriend."

I choked on my tea and stared at Jiang Yi.

Jiang Yi took out a tissue and handed it to me, then patted my back to make me feel better.

"No! We're not! Dad!" I quickly put aside him and looked at my dad in horror. My dad would kill me——

"Treat him well." My dad pulled out the chair and walked back to the room.

I:"?!"

Jiang Yi hugged my shoulders and gave my dad a firm look.

what's the situation?

"You must wear a condom when you go to bed." My dad turned back and warned, and then glanced at the strange uncle, who consciously wagged his tail and posted it.

I petrified.

"It's time for us to go back to our room, little Pumbaa."

Jiang Yi joyfully picked me up and carried me back to the room.

"Wait a minute, wait a moment!!"

Jiang Yi stopped and didn't let me down, "What?"

"I, I, I don't have a condom!" Go back to your house and let me down!

The strange uncle opened my dad's door and threw something over. Jiang Yi reacted quickly and hugged me in a bag, and the thing landed on my stomach.

"I wish you a happy spring dream without any trace, good night my darlings~" Then he closed the door with a bang.

Jiang Yi chuckled, "You don't have to worry now."

My eyes are straight!This fucking is an unopened condom!

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