stop getting me pregnant

Hello everyone, my name is Yu Haoxi.

I was born in Yu's family, known as one of the three wealthy families.My father is Yu Chengxi, the heir of the Yu family, and my mother is Qiu Yu, a top idol in the entertainment industry and one of the most beautiful Omega beauties.

Although I am only an eight-month-old baby who cannot speak or walk, as the next generation of wealthy heirs, I have already gained self-awareness and learned to think independently.

For example, if you ask my father or mother who I love more, then I will tell you without hesitation, I love my mother more!

My mother taught me to raise my hands and feet, and encouraged me to learn to turn over and crawl; even though I can’t speak and can only speak baby language, she still patiently chats with me every day, teaches me pronunciation and trains me Learn to walk.

Compared to my mom, my dad...is a big childish jerk.

"Wow, Haohao woke up?"

Every morning when I wake up, I can see my mother's gentle smile at first sight.

My mother would turn over for me, pat my belly lightly, and pick me up after I woke up and yawned.

"Haohao is so good. She won't cry or make trouble after waking up." Mom hugged me and shook me gently, and at the same time kissed me on the face, "Why is my baby so cute? Mom, take a look at the pants. Can you change to smelly? Or change with neinei at the same time?"

Mom's arms are so warm and comfortable!I like my mother so much, I don't even care about answering her questions, I just want to hug my mother's neck and rub my face against her.

Just as my mother was going to find pants and put them on for me——Dad suddenly woke up!

Dad wakes up every day in an extremely twisted position.In my mother's words, none of our father and son's sleeping positions are normal.

But I’m a baby, and I haven’t learned how to lie up straight to sleep. It’s my instinct to nest into a ball; my father is a 20-year-old adult, so what’s the matter with sleeping like a hemp rope?

"Well... I want it too." Dad rubbed his eyes and reached out to grab Mom's pants, "Honey, I want it too."

Mom looked at Dad angrily: "What do you want? You want me to change your pants and feed you milk?"

The implication is that mother doesn't want to talk to father and let father play.

I proudly mocked my father: "Baba, Baba!"

In order to prevent my father from not understanding the baby language and not knowing that I was mocking him, I stuck out my tongue.I hope my father won't misunderstand me as being cute.

However, my mother and I obviously underestimated the degree of shamelessness of my father.

I saw my father turned over to lie on his back, pointed to his cheek and said to his mother.

"I mean kisses, too. But if you could change my pants and feed me—I wouldn't mind. Hee hee."

Mom was so angry with Dad that she wanted to hit someone.

"Shameless," the mother blushed and scolded, "the baby is still here to say such things... Fortunately, he is still young and can't understand."

……

I bit my mother's collar and fell silent for a while.

In addition to loving me, my mother still loves my father very much. In the end, I really kissed my father on the cheek—no, several kisses!

Dad has so many kisses all at once, I'm so angry - obviously I came first!

What's even more annoying is that my mother is rushing to work to become a big star, and there is no time to change my pants and pants to feed my grandma.In the absence of mother, the above heavy tasks can only be done by father.

Before going out, my mother told me in a soft voice not to hit anyone casually, especially my father.Although Dad is an adult Alpha, but Dad will also be in pain.

Mom also said that Dad is a born childish ghost, different from me.In the future, I want to become a mature Alpha who is in charge of my own work, and I cannot learn from my father; as a future Gold A representative, I should take good care of my father since childhood.

Everything my mother said makes sense.But Mom, have you forgotten that Dad and I are born to be at odds?

Yu Chengxi realized that his son was really spiritual when he was about seven or eight months old.

Yu Chengxi didn't take it seriously when he joked with Qiu Yu before, "Speak carefully, the baby can understand" or something. After all, the baby was really small at that time, from a small germ at the beginning to a little boy who won't turn over later , it is impossible to have the consciousness to understand adults.

After more than seven months, the baby not only learned to turn over but also learned to crawl. Yu Chengxi also realized that something was wrong.His bastard is much more precocious than ordinary kids.

The specific manifestation is that when Yu Chengxi was taking care of the child, the little boy would not cry or make trouble, and he was very self-reliant and self-reliant; but when he was in front of Qiu Yu, the little boy would cry and cry in various ways to gain sympathy.It made Qiu Yu always think that Yu Chengxi was bullying the child, and he would nagging for a while after returning home.

Yu Chengxi felt very wronged.Obviously he is the one being bullied, okay?

After finishing his daily studies, Yu Chengxi managed to have some time to play e-sports, but the brat seemed to be stuck on time, always coming to disturb him when he was having fun.

"Ba, ba, ba."

At the critical point of turning defeat into victory, Yu Chengxi heard the brat's babbling from afar while counting the time for overtime to accumulate skills.

While waiting for the CD, Yu Chengxi raised his eyes and looked at the door, and as expected, he saw that little chubby man crawling over with a small leather ball, paw by paw.

"Ba ba, ba ba!"

Don't look at the cub being round and fat now, the little paws and fat legs are not slow to move when crawling, and soon crawled to Yu Chengxi's feet, it seems that he wants Yu Chengxi to play with him.

Yu Chengxi spent 0.5 seconds thinking about whether to give up the qualifying match at hand or ignore the little boy at his feet.

After going through a brief and not intense ideological battle, Yu Chengxi gritted his teeth and kicked the little brat's ball away!

"Go and pick it up." Yu Chengxi raised his chin ruthlessly towards the distance, and returned his attention to the game at hand, "I don't have time to talk to you now, come back in 5 minutes."

The little cub was panicked, and he stayed on the spot in a crawling posture. After looking back at the ball that had rolled away, he turned his head and glared at Yu Chengxi angrily, grunting in his throat, like a kitten or dog threatening people when they are angry. will make a sound.

Yu Chengxi was playing games and didn't pay attention to the brat.

Look, look, look!

My dad is such an annoying big bastard!

I stared at Dad for a long time, trying to show my anger.But this bastard father continued to play games and ignored me!

When he was learning that he was doing serious things, I was very obedient, playing with small toys by myself; now when he is free, I bring the ball to him to play, but he doesn't play with me!

snort!Smelly dad!

"Bah ah!"

I was thinking of ignoring my father and going to the corner to play with building blocks by myself, but I remembered my mother asked me to take good care of my father. Pick up the ball.

The ball was kicked so far, so far, I was very tired when I crawled over to get it.Bad dad, can't you think about me?My own long hands and feet are indiscriminate, so I insist on letting me get them——I even call it "let me exercise".

After going through all kinds of hardships, I finally got the ball and climbed back, but seeing my father concentrating on playing the game, it seems that he still has no time to talk to me?Then should I take the ball to play with him again?

"Ba? Baba?"

Just when I was hesitating, my father found me who was about to approach him. He seemed a little flustered and got up to walk towards me.

I don't know whether it was intentional or not, but when he bent over to help me with his long legs, he actually kicked away the ball that I had managed to get back!

I am so wronged, I feel that my hard work has been ignored by my father again.The pillar of this future Alpha can no longer hold back his tears, and now he is going to cry aloud!

"Woo, woo woo... woo waaaaah!"

"Don't cry, don't cry, I didn't mean it!" Yu Chengxi was in a hurry, ignoring the game qualifying match that he gave up, picked up the little fat pier, and apologized repeatedly, "I wanted to bend down to pick it up, how would you know you He grabbed the ball and climbed onto my feet."

The little boy stopped crying when he heard his apology, but now he heard him blame him, and started crying again, crying until tears and snot flowed down his nose.

"Wooooow, blah, blah! blah... blah blah!"

As a child, once you start crying, all grievances will follow.Ever since, the little boy's movements showed "polarization": while patting Yu Chengxi's hard shoulder with his chubby palm, he was crying and trying to get into Yu Chengxi's neck to act like a baby.

Hey, in the past, Yu Chengxi was the only one who played tricks on others, but now he is pestered by others, crying and playing tricks.After several seconds of silence, Yu Chengxi really realized what good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the way of heaven is reincarnation.

No, the sins he committed in the past are all reincarnated on him now.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault, it's my fault, I'm a bad dad, I'm a bad dad, please don't cry."

A large word of defeat popped up on the computer screen. Yu Chengxi looked annoyed, so he unplugged the power of the host directly, and sat down next to the pile of building blocks with the little boy in his arms.

"It's all my fault. I shouldn't have kicked your ball. Now I'm playing with you to build a Gundam with building blocks. Don't you cry?" Yu Chengxi put the kid on the carpet and seduced him with a building block.

The little boy stopped crying immediately, and looked at Yu Chengxi with bright eyes.

Fat Duner wiped his face carelessly with his chubby hands, got up from the carpet and sat upright, picked up a building block and stuffed it in Yu Chengxi's hand, meaning Dad, hurry up.

Yu Chengxi thought that this son is really like me. He loved to assemble since he was a child, and he would be a good material for studying engineering and playing technology in the future.

"Ba Ba!" Seeing Yu Chengxi's delay in moving, the little brat eagerly patted Yu Chengxi's folded knee, pointed to the pile of building blocks in front of him, "Ba Ba Ba!"

Yu Chengxi understood what he said, "Father, let's fight."

Looking at the time, it was at least four or five hours before Qiu Yu returned home from get off work. Yu Chengxi's eyes darkened, and he resignedly picked up the building blocks and began to build the model.

"I only put it together once, don't tear it down halfway. Come on."

……

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When Qiu Yu came home at five o'clock, he entered the bedroom and found that the father and son had fallen asleep on the carpet.

Holding a small building block in his hand, the baby lay on Yu Chengxi's body in a kneeling position; Yu Chengxi protected the chubby cub with one hand, and pressed the blanket covering the two of them with the other to prevent it from slipping.

"Yeah, how long have they been sleeping here?" Qiu Yu withdrew from the bedroom and asked Uncle Li outside the room in a low voice.

"It didn't take long." Uncle Li glanced into the bedroom with relief, and smiled, "It's more than an hour. Don't worry, Young Madam, I will cover them with blankets as soon as the young master and the young master fall asleep, so they won't catch a cold of."

"Pfft..." Qiu Yu looked at the distorted father and son in the room, and couldn't help but chuckle, "Look at the big and small ones, they are all twisted in the same way when they sleep, but it broke me .”

As the only person who sleeps normally, Qiu Yu is tossed by the father and son every night.After waking up in the morning, either Yu Chengxi's hand was on his waist, or the baby's chubby feet were on his chest; sometimes it was horizontal and sometimes oblique, but Qiu Yu was very worried.

This cub is real, why not inherit it, but inherit his father's extremely poor sleeping posture?

Uncle Li smiled and said nothing.

"How is it? Did the two of them quarrel today?" While the father and son were sleeping, Qiu Yu secretly inquired about the situation with Uncle Li, "Did you get along well today?"

In order to promote the relationship between the two, Qiu Yu not only forced Yu Chengxi to attend parenting tutoring classes during pregnancy, but now also forces Yu Chengxi to spend more time with the child and take care of the child's life.Uncle Li and other servants will not come to help Yu Chengxi take care of the children when it is not necessary.

Although they didn't join hands, Uncle Li had been secretly observing the young master and the young master. It was Qiu Yu's eyeliner who was next to Yu's father and son when he was at work.

"It's pretty harmonious." Uncle Li reported truthfully, "In the afternoon, the young master made the young master cry—I don't know why. But the young master quickly coaxed him back."

"That's it." Qiu Yu nodded understandingly.

After the chat, both Yu Chengxi and the little baby woke up, and Gouzi and Gouzi stretched together at the same time, and turned over lazily.Looking at Qiu Yu standing at the entrance of the room, they all grinned and smiled at the same time.

"Wife~"

"Mama!"

"Hmm~" Qiu Yu plucked his hair from the sideburns, answered sweetly, stepped forward to answer, and stretched out his arms to hug the two Alphas he cherished the most in the world, "Are you awake? Sleep well?" It smells good, you two."

"Why did you come back so early?" Yu Chengxi rubbed against Qiu Yu's arms, and the little boy also took the opportunity to crawl into his mother's arms, "There is nothing in this world that is more painful than raising a child. I am really exhausted."

Yu Chengxi took the opportunity to complain, and Zai Zai pointed to his father and the ball in the distance, not to be outdone, to complain to his mother.

Qiu Yu hugged the baby and glared at Yu Chengxi: "Are you bullying your son again?"

Yu Chengxi raised his hands high as a sign of surrender: "My lord, I really don't have any."

"Hmph." Qiu Yu squinted, and stood up holding the baby, "I'm too lazy to argue with you. Get up, go downstairs and have some dessert, dinner is not so fast yet.

"Let's go, Haohao."

"Hey, wait for me, I want to eat too!" Yu Chengxi quickly kicked off the blanket, got up from the ground, caught up with the mother and child, put his arms around Qiu Yu's waist and said affectionately, "You haven't said why you came back today It's so early. What's the matter, you missed me so you came back early?"

"I miss Haohao, not you."

"Bah!"

"You also miss me, don't you? Without me, how could this brat exist? ——Is it Yu Haoxi?

"—Wow! Brother, did you see it? The brat bit me!"

"Hit!"

"Ha, you deserve it, let you bully your son all day long. Our Haohao's face will be poked red by the bad father."

"Poke and poke a lot of meat... Hey, be careful. You are holding your son, can you step on it firmly before going downstairs? I will come and I will come, you rest."

"Here you, here you are—see if you can do it. Haohao hugged Dad's neck and sat still."

"Bah ah!"

"What dessert do you want? I want to drink sago milk, is there any?"

"I don't know, go to the kitchen and have a look. I'll tell you why I came back early today after I sit down."

"Ah? The co-authorship isn't because you simply miss me and my son, but because there are other important things?

"What's the matter?"

"I'll tell you later."

"Okay, keep it so mysterious."

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Let's draw a brief end to the endless family fun.

The author has something to say: the above is all the stories I want to tell about Qiuqiu and Xiaoyu!

The second completed original novel in my life, and the first novel written to 30 words hahaha

I thought I was about to finish writing at 30 to 25 words, and I thought I was about to finish writing at [-] to [-] words, but there were always a lot of cute little theaters in my mind, and I wrote here unconsciously

I feel that I am not leading the writing in the later stage, but Qiuqiu and Xiaoyu use my mouth to tell about them

For me, this is a truly remarkable work

I still have a lot of shortcomings, and thank you little angels who have been with me from the beginning to the end, every click of yours is very important to me!

Thank you for liking my story!

Little angels who are fully booked, this Saturday (after the 7th), you can bring your customer number or purchase records to Weibo to ask me for a special episode~ (don’t ask me why it’s after the 7th, because I haven’t finished construction yet qwq)

Flying short stories are also opening on the 7th =W=

There are still little angels who are interested in continuing to chase, we——

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