After the school girl fell off the horse at the same table, it turned out to be...

It only took 3 minutes to wake up, enough time for Lin Deng to open the door. Three minutes later he collapsed on the sofa unconscious.

Until the next morning, the mobile phone rang endlessly, and when Lin Deng was switched on in a drowsy state, the voice of the person opposite was trembling, and he was about to cry.

"Hello?" The voice was hoarse, as if his throat was on fire, Lin Deng stood up and poured a glass of water, and the person on the other end of the phone was still shaking.

When he leaned back on the sofa and regained his senses, the person on the other side of the phone cried out in despair: "Light!!!"

As soon as Lin Deng closed his eyes and rubbed his temples, the taste of being drunk was really uncomfortable.Last night, they drank wine while chatting. He and Wang Xiaozha usually don't drink, but this time they accidentally drank too much.

Wang Xiaozha kept hemming and hawing, not knowing what to say.

"Fart fast." Lin Deng raised his head and frowned with a headache.

"I..." Wang Xiaozha said bitterly, "I seem to have made a mistake... I seem to have slept with KING last night." Wang Xiaozha's desperate voice came from the receiver, and Lin Deng opened it suddenly Eyes: "What did you say?"

"Wuwuwu, I don't know, I didn't have any clothes on when I woke up, and I was at his house." Wang Xiaozha was at a loss, "He is not at home now, I don't know if he is going to the airport or buying breakfast I'm gone, what should I do, Deng, me, why did I come to his house last night?"

last night?

What happened last night, Lin Deng tried hard to recall.

Both he and Wang Xiaozha drank too much, and Wang Xiaozha seemed to cling to KING tightly, sticking to him like an octopus. The driver and Lin Deng couldn't say anything, and finally KING seemed to have no choice but to say: "It doesn't matter, just let him go to my place, and send him back tomorrow morning." Then, Wang Xiaozha hugged the bear happily and walked away.

Thinking of this, Lin Deng snorted coldly: "Do you still remember what you did last night?"

Wang Xiaozha trembled, he didn't remember what he did, he forgot all about it!Now my mind is blank, and there is no picture: "What did I do?"

"Don't you remember how you pestered someone to take you home?"

Wang Xiaozha: "...?" Am I so unrestrained?

Lin Deng was not polite at all: "You deserve it."

Wang Xiaozha: QAQ.

Don't do this, I'm a victim now.He was depressed: "What should I do, Deng, I lost my virginity."

Lin Dengyi: ...

What to do, how does he know what to do, he doesn't know anything about it.

"You..." Lin Deng covered his forehead, "Are you sure it happened...then what happened?"

"I'm not sure. I have a headache and body pain, as if I've been beaten." Wang Xiaozha was about to cry. He liked KING, but liking doesn't mean he could accept losing his body.

"Wait a minute, I'll check." The inexperienced Lin Deng hung up the phone and turned on the computer, staring at the Baidu search box and typing a few words—the feeling of the first night.

The first line pops out: Will it hurt the first time?

Lin Dengyi: ...

No, the search was wrong, and all the results came out were women.

He typed the second sentence—the feeling of a boy's first night.

The search content that popped up was still wrong, and there was no same-sex information he wanted.

Or, be bold...

Lin Dengyi bit the bullet and wrote the third sentence - the feeling of a boy being fucked for the first time.

This is always right......

As soon as it was turned on, Lin Deng was extremely embarrassed.

But at any rate, a doctor gave an answer. After reading it once, he said to Wang Xiaozha: "The doctor said that sex|behavior after drinking can easily cause pain. Do you feel pain?"

Wang Xiaozha replied in seconds: "Where does it hurt? I think it hurts everywhere."

Lin Dengyi: ...

Where else can it hurt.

As soon as Lin Deng couldn't type, he had to post a picture: "Ju Fafa.jpg"

After a while, Wang Xiaozha: "I can't tell, I ate crazy grilled wings QAQ last night."

Lin Dengyi: "..."

It was so terrible that Lin Deng could only continue to search.However, the question under the search bar was really embarrassing for him.

related search:

Why do boys get pleasure from being c.

Boys feel like 0.

I heard it will be cool later.

Lin Deng couldn't bear to watch.crazy.

Related search last item: For the first time, I succeeded in talking to a straight man.

Wang Xiaozha sent another sentence just in time: I feel my mouth hurts QAQ.

Hold……

He couldn't take it anymore, and sent a smiling expression to Wang Xiaozha: Get out, check it yourself.

Lin Deng and Wang Xiaozha must be benevolent!

They grew up wearing a pair of trousers, and he knew Wang Xiaozha's secret. Wang Xiaozha's liking for KING was different from ordinary people. Lin Deng was mentally prepared early in the morning - but he only accepted that Wang Xiaozha liked King.

As for the X relationship of facing the impact directly.He's not ready yet.

However, a picture suddenly flashed in his mind.

His fingers froze, and Yu Zenian's face came into his head.

what's the situation.

A scene of Yu Zenian hugging him emerged in his mind, with one arm around his waist and the other against his thigh, lowering his head to wrestle with his trouser pocket.

Lin Deng frowned.

He secretly vowed that he would never help Wang Xiaozha next time, and he himself would have hallucinations in this gang.

After closing the search page, he opened Trees and entered a name in the search box: Uncle Nian.

Nothing excites him more than a good opponent.After all, Lin Deng has never lost a game since the beginning of the game. Slay was not only the Nian in the audience, he Lin Dengyi also did it, but unfortunately he didn't see the number of Nian after looking around.

I was bored and wandered around the newcomer area. Those anchors were not interested in the live broadcast, so I wandered around and entered my live broadcast room.

He regretted it the first second he entered.

On the right side of the audience column, all of them are in one color——Etherman の 謌謌.

Number of visitors: 100.

At the same time as DD entered the live broadcast room, Yu Zenian's computer started beeping like crazy: "My master is coming to the live broadcast room~"

The little master is coming to the live broadcast~

The little master is coming to the live broadcast~

……

As if one hundred numbers were having a convulsion, Yu Zenian bit a banana, and smiled like an old man sinking into the gaming chair.

"finally come."

Intuition tells Lin Deng that something is going to happen.

really……

Etherman の 謌謌: [Since you messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed? 】

At the beginning, Wang Zha, Lin Deng was in a bad mood, and his mind was still filled with the contents of the Baidu search bar.

Etherman の 謌謌: [Life, the two best things are to sleep with you—sleep with you. 】

Can't you stop talking about sleeping today, come one or two?

Followed by the third article:

Ether person の 謌謌: [I am open 24 hours, just waiting to enter your body. 】

Lin Dengyi: ...

One hundred gossip, one hundred love words are being launched.Lin Deng didn't know what kind of medicine this idiot took wrongly, and his hair was more blatant than the other.

If you can't silence or blacklist you, he will really show up.

DD: [Are you finished? 】

Yu Zenian smiled with satisfaction.

Etherman の 謌謌: [Morning, my daughter. 】

DD: [What the hell are you going to do? 】

Ether man の 謌謌: [Chasing you. 】

DD: [I advise you to give up as soon as possible, it is impossible. 】

Ether person の 謌謌: [Li Ning said: Everything is possible. 】

Many people in the live broadcast room expressed their favor, but they basically said one sentence, and once Lin Deng ignored them, he stopped posting. This "call me daddy" is really annoying to the extreme, jumping up and down every day.

Out of sight, out of sight, Lin Dengyi gave up the live broadcast and turned off Trees to concentrate on playing games.

Yu Zenian waited for a long time but didn't get a reply. Seeing that DD was offline, he simply opened the game and prepared to play a round.

Lin Deng, who was disturbed by the two of them in the morning, turned on the MIRROR.

MIRROR.

A game developed by the American MS game company, from planning and design to its release, after ten years of continuous ups and downs, the company wanted to give up several times.Ten years ago, MS was just a small company with insufficient food and clothing to maintain. Who knew that MIRROR once became popular, and countless players loved it deeply, and it spread all over the world.Today, ten years later, MIRROR is already the game with the most players.

The major service areas are full of staff, especially in China.

[Flowers in the Mirror, Moon in the Water], Lin Deng clicked in.

The gorgeous and huge game background, the extreme style of gods and demons in Greek mythology, and the characters with a strong western fantasy style.Behind every mirror is an unpredictable and mysterious figure.

Lin Dengyi had no teammates, and the system randomly matched them.

His character is Medusa.

Enchanting and sexy, the legendary powerful banshee.

When waiting for full capacity, other players would chatter nonsense, only this Medusa with the name of DD watching everything coldly.She is beautiful, sexy and nonchalant.

Few people will use the role of Medusa, because this role is very difficult to play. Although the attack is fierce, the speed of the opponent is extremely high.

And there are very few people who play well, so most people reject Medusa.

There is only one reason for Lin Dengyi to choose Medusa: she is a woman, she looks pleasing to the eye, that's all.

Soon his side was full, and the other side was short of one.

Move the mouse to the bottom of the character bar, every time before starting the game, he will subconsciously take a look, there is a treasure chest, the treasure chest is locked, no one knows what is in his small treasure chest, this is a secret.

Returning to the pairing page, Lin Deng glanced casually.Out of the corner of his eye, he landed on the name of the person who entered last, and he was startled.

The arrogant and proud Ares is a handsome young man holding a spear, and there are three words in his nickname column——

Old man.

Lin Deng's heart stopped beating the moment he saw the name clearly.

For the first time, I felt the blood boil.

The DD goddess who never added friends in the game sent a friend request for the first time.

Yu Zenian, who was shopping in the store, didn't pay attention to the game until a friend request popped up, and he almost fell off his chair after clicking on it.

"Hold."

[DD applies to add friends with you - accept or decline. 】

Yu Zenian leaned forward, his hair, which he hadn't had time to tidy up after waking up, was in the same aggressive style as Ares.If it weren't for the fact that the uncle's face is strong enough to fight, anyone who said he got out of the chicken coop would be believed.

"She actually added me?"

No, why add him?Where is he exposed?

Yu Zenian glanced at his personal information several times, and there is nothing wrong with this account, and the trumpet even added an extra "big" to become a grandpa. Add him whenever DD comes up.

Questions are questions, but excitement is even more exciting.

He almost subconsciously passed the friend application and typed a sentence: [Daughter, miss your father? 】

After realizing that this is a game and not a live broadcast room, he quickly deleted it.

"I'll go, it's dangerous."

Zhuo Ran specifically warned him to hold on to Mr. Nian's character design, and to keep a high tone, even if it was a trumpet.

All members of BYL are idiots and chatterboxes, so they must come up with a cool and handsome man who attracts female players.

Yu Zenian received such a task.

So he endured sending a message first, waiting for DD to take the initiative.

As a result, he waited and waited, but before any news came, the first blood after the game started was taken away by the glamorous Medusa. At that time, Grandpa Nian was about to put on a chic pose to flirt with her.

As a result, half of his blood was taken away by the big move of the wild dance of snakes, and only then did he realize that DD didn't know him at all.

Random friends?

So cruel!

At this moment, Medusa, who was silent for a long time, seemed to be extremely contemptuous, and slowly typed a few words: [So weak. 】

ha?

say what?Say I'm weak?Who else dares to say that he is weak? !Looking for a beating?

Uncle Nian was very angry, and Uncle Nian was rude.

Yu Zenian shot out angrily, and said harsh words to DD: [Do you know how to call Dad the best? 】

【—Crying. 】

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The author has something to say: Crying...crying and calling me daddy...I want to hear it (.

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