Orange cat sheriff is not easy to mess with

"Wow……"

The little girl had obviously never seen such a battle, so she cried with a "Wow".The voice was high-pitched, thin, and full of air, and it immediately penetrated the entire living room.

"Hey, miss!"

Uncle Cat is the most afraid of making noise. Rather than being angry, it is better to say that he is a little stressed now.In such a situation, he is bound to react instinctively without considering the consequences.

At least a few scratches, at worst... I'm afraid it's going to bleed.

The magic sound fills the ear, and it seems to penetrate the eardrum in an instant. Lu Yiran was so excited that his brain hurts. Seeing that the situation was critical, he only had time to hug the little girl away. He thought he was going to suffer the "thunder blow", but who knew Uncle Cat just glared at him, then took a few steps back, and jumped onto the window sill.

Although Mao's stomach was still bulging with anger and heaving up and down, he took the initiative to avoid the scene, and after a few minutes, he began to lick Mao Mao on his chest again to calm down. ?

correct.

It seems that Ji He has shown extraordinary endurance since the brat in Aunt Sun's house.In the morning, there was indeed a saying that "cats are more tolerant of young children than adults".But so far no concrete scientific evidence has been produced, and the current situation seems to be the case.

After realizing it, Lu Yiran quickly put on a flattering smile and leaned over, "Good boy, it's because the kids are ignorant, so don't be angry."

As soon as the words were finished, the cat's fur, which had been combed with great difficulty, suddenly exploded again. He gave him a paw, and ran to the bathroom.

It seemed that there was also a slight low growl out of breath, full of threats.

Lu Yiran: ...

It's not uncommon to be slapped in the face like this, but with an extra child, there is always a weird feeling of "parents quarreling, but being surrounded by daughters".

Coughing lightly to cover up his embarrassment, Lu Yiran had no choice but to reorganize his words, and put on a smiley face again, "Tongtong is good, don't cry, uncle will cook something delicious for you later."

As he spoke, he made a gesture to wipe the tears off her face.

Before the paper towel touched her face, the little girl struggled away like a loach, "No!"

Lu Yiran also froze, "Why?"

"Uncle is bad!"

"Uncle is not good!"

The little girl wiped her tears with her sleeve, shrugged her little shoulders angrily, glared at him, and ran away angrily.

Lu Yiran: ...?

He is the co-author of Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror, he is not a human being inside and out!

Fortunately, children are forgetful.

There are cartoons to watch and delicious snacks, and I will forget about it in a few minutes.

After a few words of coaxing, he will be able to call uncle sweetly again, so Lu Yiran happily took out some homemade candies.

In comparison, attacking another ancestor is ten times and a hundred times more difficult.Knocking on the bathroom door, Lu Yiran was ready to be beaten.Sure enough, as soon as he entered, he was greeted with a paw.

Not sore, but soggy.

wet?

Looking down, the little kitten's wet paws are not only wet, but the fur all over its body is soaked.

Not only that, there are also things like washbasins and shower gel on the ground.

Presumably Ji He was going to take a shower, but he was worried about scaring the children outside, so he could only take a basin of water during the short transformation time.The water was almost full, and I jumped in with a "squeak", and immediately splashed the stupid shit shovel officer with water all over his body.

"Wow, making trouble on purpose, right?"

"Little bastard!"

After wiping the water off his face, Lu Yiran pretended to be vicious and rushed towards him, and then, resigned to his fate, he waited for the cat to take a bath.

Worried that his head and ears were wet, he helped him up.After all, although his family has a strong desire for revenge, but back and forth is only such a small means.

Sure enough, Uncle Cat is also very generous. Although he doesn't like water, he still nests obediently, only occasionally shaking his head slightly.

"So cute." Maybe it's because he coaxed the child for a long time, maybe it's just for the soft kitty, but Lu Yiran didn't think there was anything wrong with this sweet and greasy expression.

Squeeze a little shower gel and warm it in the palm of your hand, and then start the happy work of scrubbing the little brother.

The kitten is already very clean. After rubbing the body wash and rubbing it again, there are still white bubbles.

The bubbles quickly filled a basin, and then exhaled to the kitten.

Rubbing along the fur, it becomes a good little rabbit.

Rubbing against the fur, it becomes a mighty sword-backed dragon.

"Ow!"

Simulating the imaginary scene, the boy in the bath has almost lost himself in the game, and was having a good time, but he heard a cold snort, followed by Ji He's familiar tone, "Stop being so sentimental."

"Amorous?"

After rubbing the bubbles, Lu Yiran was stunned for a few seconds before he realized, "Oh, you mean the thing with Tongtong at that time."

Obviously, in comparison, cats have more patience with young children.

"That's just an animal's instinct." Of course Ji He knew what he was thinking, "In nature, protecting cubs is an instinct. In some species, it is also natural for a group or collective to raise and take care of their children Over time, it will evolve into a subconscious mind."

"Or simply put, cats think that young children are about the same size as themselves, which naturally represent less threats and are safer than tall adults."

"May I ask if you would tease a kitten on the street, or go to the zoo to tease a lion or even an elephant up close, the same reason."

The reasoning is true, but if you tell it so nakedly, you always feel that it is not beautiful all of a sudden.Not wanting to be embarrassed anymore, Lu Yiran went back to his scrubbing work in a regular manner. Seeing that the back side had been washed in vain, he poked the little lazy cat in the water again, "Come on, turn it over."

Facts have proved that the fur on the stomach is more comfortable to the touch. If it is not still wet, Lu Yiran can't wait to bury it and suck it right away, even if he is caught and painted face!

However, I just think about it now, and I can only implement it after the cat fell asleep. Accountant Lu smiled and touched the white belly of the kitten... Oh, no, I washed it again.

After touching the belly, I then touched the tail, until I reached the base of the tail... Suddenly I felt two round things with some Q-bombs.

Wait... What could this be if it wasn't a cat egg!Although he would catch him accidentally in the past, but knowing Ji He's identity, combined with the fact that he may still be in estrus..., Lu Yiran suddenly felt a great sense of guilt.

"go out!"

Ji He really wanted to switch back to the prototype and immediately jumped up and beat him up, but he could only block it with his tail when he was flustered.

However, the wet tail does not block anything.Mixed in a small space full of fragrances and bubbles, it has a taste that is trying to hide.

The partition between dry and wet is also made of frosted, and as soon as the hot air hits it, a layer of hoarfrost immediately forms.As soon as she was illuminated by the warm light, she suddenly felt like... something.

Lu Yiran panicked immediately, and he tore a bath towel indiscriminately to apologize, but for some reason, his brain twitched, and the words changed into, "Anyway, I'm going to dove."

"Tian Tian just told me a few days ago that now everyone advocates neutering cats."

Ji He: ...

Lu Yiran: ...? !

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