Cultivation News

So, what is the situation now? Suddenly there is a violent storm in Feixian City, lightning and thunder, and there is even thick fog. The biggest secret in the world of magic repair since then, and the person who knows the truth about this man-made storm.

Who else could cause such an abnormal weather change but the great Demon Lord?And the only reason he did it, I think, was—

To cover up that gigantic fart he let.

Master first went back to the human world to continue playing games. I think his life will be ruined by Jian San, Internet addicted vixen.

It is said that today he will also disdain to use all cd Hei Xiaotie to do CW. It is estimated that by the time he makes it, it will be a new season to upgrade to [-] levels. Forget it, I will not destroy Master's dream.

And Luo Hongling's "childbirth" scene, well, it's actually the scene where he farted, and a large piece of the wall has collapsed. This street is simply an old residential building that is about to be demolished recently, and the original residents have moved out long ago. Yes, a large ring-shaped pit appeared on the ground.

If Luo Hongling is not a demon but a human being, I think his chrysanthemum must be blown up.

Fortunately, I opened a small protective barrier fifteen minutes after the explosion, which prevented me and Luo Hongling from being thrown into the sky together.

So, where did Luo Hongling go?

"Xiao Heng! Find me at No. xxx, xxx Road, Human World." Luo Hongling's voice came from behind me.I turned my head quickly, only to see a naked butt flashing past among the broken walls.

Well, the power of the explosion just now is estimated to be able to shatter clothes.

Stupid Luo Hongling.

There is no fluctuation in my heart.

There is even a hint of want to laugh.

Is it amazing to be rich!Money can do whatever you want!You can do whatever you want!Can you even experience a fake pregnancy?

Looks like I don't have to worry about the fact that I have a baby offspring coming and I'm honestly not ready to be a father yet.

Suddenly relieved.

It seems that the matter in the world of cultivating immortals has come to an end. Afterwards, the rest of Dongzong's affairs should be left to the younger brother. Luo Hongling's TV series probably collected a lot of material. Everything is derailed, but everything is still under control within range.

I will go to see Luo Hongling first, and then return to Dongzong in a few days to hold a new immortal cultivation conference.

I hope that the next time I come to the world of cultivating immortals, I won't poke so many troubles.

Of course I know that people like Elder Longxin and Cheng Liaoyue will definitely not fall into the obsession and pursuit of the Void Realm for no reason, and there must be even more incredible characters behind them to lure them.Otherwise, with the comprehension of these two people, it is absolutely impossible to comprehend the existence of the Void Heaven Realm alone.

That person even seduced Gu Lengchen.

He must have more seamless tricks waiting for me.

what can i doAs I speculate, the Void Sky Realm may also be actively tempting these people, no amount of calculations will be in vain.So, I just go with the flow.

I'm not going to think of any strategy to prevent these conspirators.Nor intends to take any action.

Because everything is doomed to be meaningless.

At the moment when I was possessed by the gods from the void, I seemed to realize a lot of things that I shouldn't know.

We'll see.

Drenched in rain, I snapped my fingers.

Say goodbye to the world of cultivating immortals for the time being.

I'm off to take a shower in the comfort of my apartment.

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When I returned to my apartment, I was taken aback by the scene in the room. It was an emergency, and I didn’t have time to observe carefully. Only now did I realize that the entire apartment has become a baby world!

Master even pasted the kawaii children's wallpaper!

I pushed open the door of my bedroom, and there were baby carriages, cribs and a lot of plush toys inside, wind chimes hanging from the ceiling, feeding bottles of various sizes neatly arranged on the table, and a large box under the desk Purchased foreign milk powder!

With Luo Hongling's fart, all of this is useless.

After taking a shower, I lay tired on my big bed.

"No. xx, xx street..." I repeated the address that Luo Hongling told me last, and finally fell into a deep sleep.

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The sound of the rainstorm woke me up.I rubbed my eyes and looked at the dim rain and sky outside the window, then looked at the clock, and found that it was only six o'clock.And the master has already woken up. For the first time, he didn't play online games, but sat cross-legged on the sofa and watched TV.

"Master, why did you remember to watch the news today?" I asked.

"Today is Thursday, the game is under maintenance." Master said an irrefutable reason.

"Master, which one of us is going to buy breakfast?" I yawned and asked.

"You." Master hates going out in the rain, although as a fox he likes to go out and run around to buy things - but he doesn't like his fur to get wet.

"Okay, I'll go buy it, and you can eat whatever I buy... Forget it, you only like dog food." I changed into my home sportswear and found my umbrella and rain boots.

"I want to eat dog food soaked in soy milk and fried dough sticks." Master said.

It doesn't sound like anything a normal dog would eat.

When I went out, I deliberately used magic to disguise my appearance, in order to avoid being discovered by the paparazzi-I still remember that I was a half-debut artist in the human world.

I don’t know if this torrential rain was caused by the bad mood of the farting demon king. I have never seen such a violent torrential rain in this city. There are fewer vehicles on the street. The stagnant water was even poured into the corridor on the first floor, almost covering the uppers of my rain boots.

Many users gathered in the corridor to twitter, expressing their dissatisfaction with the blocked sewer of the property.

Ah, I can feel the breath of the human world, which is completely different from the noise of the world of cultivating immortals.

"Hey! Young man! What floor are you on! We are going to the property protest parade! You can't go! You go with us!" Just as I was about to slip out of the corridor, I was grabbed by an aunt.

"I still have something to do!" I quickly shrugged off.

"Are you a resident of our building! Do you know that this is the moment for us to unite as one! What room are you in! You are a turtle! Let me tell you! You have to go today, or you have to go if you don't No! I’m depending on you! You’re the one who pushed me down! Ouch! I can’t get up!” That aunt refused to let go, and even threatened me with Pingci!These are unreasonable people!

"Must go! Must go!" Other residents echoed.

"I'm not from your building at all! I'm here to see a friend!" I lied.

"I don't care who you are! There are so many people! You have to protest with us!" The aunt grabbed me tightly and dragged me into their parade.

In this way, I had no choice but to follow this group of protesting residents to the small three-story building of the property management committee. It was obvious that the people from the property management committee had run away shrewdly, and the gates were locked.

"Now let me go!" I said.

"No! How did they know that we would come to settle accounts with them! There must be a traitor among us!" The unreasonable aunt started to make trouble again. This woman is a well-known troublemaker in the neighborhood. It is said that she has ordered her son to divorce three times. Driven one of her daughter-in-law into a psychopath.Unfortunately, recently, her son tricked his fourth wife with sweet words, and he is about to get married soon.

"I think you're a traitor! I've never seen you in our corridor! You said your friend lives here, but I've never seen you here before!" the aunt pointed at me suddenly.

"I'm here for the first time today," I said.

"Nonsense! I've been standing in the corridor to observe the stagnant water since four o'clock, and I haven't seen anyone come in at all!"

"I just came over last night and stayed at a friend's house for one night-really, why should I report everything to you! I'm not a prisoner!" I finally got impatient.

"I think you have a ghost in your heart! You are a traitor! Even if you are not, it is definitely not a good thing to sleep in someone else's house! Everyone stop him! Don't let him go! We must let him solve the water accumulation problem for us!" The aunt immediately Treat me as her imaginary enemy.

While everyone was chatting with me, two dazzling headlights came, and a car drove directly towards us, startled everyone, but stopped within a few steps away from us. Down.

The people in the car honked their horns at me a few times, I hurriedly pushed away the people next to me, and came to the door, the driver was none other than Luo Hongling in a suit and leather shoes!

"Get in the car, what are you fussing about here?" Luo Hongling sternly spoke through the cracked window.

I opened the door and got in, and sat in the passenger seat.Those unwilling residents immediately started patting Luo Hongling's car, mistaking him for my accomplice, and even blocked the road to prevent the car from leaving.

The unreasonable aunt went straight to the front of the car, like a huge starfish.

Luo Hongling remained expressionless, and suddenly stepped on the gas pedal, the whole car rushed out of the community like a wild horse with aunt!

"Wow!!" I exclaimed.

The car stopped suddenly at the entrance of the community, and the aunt was also thrown off due to the acceleration. Luo Hongling stepped on the accelerator again and walked away.

"It's over! You hit the old woman! You're dead!" I yelled.

"It's noisy, shut up." Luo Hongling seemed extremely cold today.

"You...is your butt okay?" I finally remembered something, and turned my head to look at Luo Hongling.

Luo Hongling's face turned red when he heard my words, but his expression was still so serious, he just snorted coldly without saying a word.

My eyes landed on the cushion under him - it seemed that Luo Hongling had never used a cushion in his car before, and the label of the cushion hadn't been torn off yet.

It seems that his chrysanthemum has really suffered.

I was silent.

half an hour.

"Is it fun to pretend to be pregnant?" I asked.

"Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Luo Hongling roared!

Later, when I mentioned this matter, he would scream strangely without saying three words, and he could not communicate at all, so I don't know his mood and feelings afterwards.