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I am an ordinary person living in modern society. Like many young people who break into the society, I try my best to find the most suitable job in this bustling metropolis and break out my own career.

Maybe what follows in my story is a bit unusual.

It all started with an inspirational news.

Where do I start my story?

Let’s start with the fact that I earned my first pot of gold in this era.

Originally, I was an unknown employee in a company, working from nine to five every day, with a meager salary.

As the rent was rising again and again, I decided to find a part-time job. I believe that was the turning point of fate, and I saw the right advertisement at the right time.

I found such a part-time job inspiration on the Internet: Since the owner is going to travel, he hired an hourly worker to look after their pet - chinchilla.

Based on my many years of experience in cultivating immortals, I could tell at a glance that the Totoro in the photo on the webpage is not an ordinary Totoro, it is a cultivator like me, the difference is that it is not a cultivator of human origin, but Spirit beast cultivators, referred to as beast cultivators.

Probably here you start not understanding what I'm saying, it's okay, I'll explain it to you.

In fact, I am not a simple clerk, I am a cultivator who has broken through the realm of xx, as for why I said I am a cultivator of xx realm, but I did not tell you what realm xx is, because there are too many names for the realm of cultivating immortals , I am too lazy to verify what realm I am.

In short, it is the realm of xx.

As for how you want me to prove that what I said above is not that I have a second-year illness but the truth, then I can only prove it with facts.

In today's society, there are a large number of immortal cultivators like me hidden, but everyone hides their identities from each other and practices in the world of mortals, tacitly.

According to the truce agreement of the Third Immortal Cultivation World War, all immortal cultivators in the world of mortals must abide by the hermit law. This person's inner alchemy.

However, as time passed, this agreement gradually became the law of the dark forest.It doesn't matter whether you do unrighteous things or not, as long as you are exposed, people who have the idea of ​​your inner alchemy will naturally come to your door.

The inner alchemy is the most important thing for a cultivator.

Many people think that inner alchemy is like a chocolate candy ball coated with gold powder. In fact, inner alchemy is just a way of saying, and the real inner alchemy has no substance.

You want to ask how deep is my mana?Sorry, this is a secret and cannot be announced for the time being.

Then, as for my daily practice content, it doesn’t hurt to tell you.

The most important method for cultivators is to refine qi, and there are many ways to refine qi, such as meditation, meditation, hard work, and of course the dual cultivation that has recently become popular in cultivation texts.

However, I do not recommend double cultivation. The double cultivation between practitioners will cause supernatural phenomena, and they are often too forgetful to realize it, and it is easy for ordinary people to discover it.

Every immortal cultivator has a different way of refining Qi, and everyone can master it flexibly.

For example, my method of refining qi, it’s okay to tell you, I’m not afraid of being learned by people from other sects.After all, I am practicing the orthodox immortal way, and I don't pay attention to crooked ways.

Getting up at four o'clock every morning for a morning run and healthy recipes is my method of refining Qi.

It's not weight loss.

Anyway, brother is also a famous handsome man in the world of cultivating immortals. You know the hit TV series "Flower Thousand Bone" a while ago, right?

In the world of cultivating immortals, brother was once as unattainable as Bai Zihua.

Say it again,

Brother is not a second grader.

Brother will tell you, in fact, a certain aunt dance troupe that gets up to dance in the square every morning at four o'clock is also a secret magic cultivator alliance?

Otherwise, do you think there will be an old lady who is crazy and gets up at four o'clock in the morning to dance the square dance with the sound of the trumpet?

They collected the resentment from the residential buildings around the square to increase their cultivation.

I've seen through their plots long ago, and the reason why I didn't expose them was that I didn't want to attract the attention and disputes of other immortal cultivators—so I got up at four o'clock in the morning and went for a morning run just to monitor them.Lest they really become demonized one day.

You have to ask, what will become of the demonization of the square dancing old lady and the casual cultivator?

Before they were demonized, I didn't know either.

After all, there are countless ways and types of demonization, maybe you will become a witch——

Dozens of old ladies suddenly turned into hot, flirtatious devil banshees; maybe they would turn into monsters and eat up all the people who came to protest that they were too noisy.

Or become a magic fairy.

No matter which one, it is enough to cause a sensation in human society.

Suddenly, I felt that the more I explained it, the more I explained it, the less I believed it myself.

Alright, let's get down to business.

How I made my own career.

In other words, I can tell at a glance that Totoro on that webpage is a beast cultivator.

So I hurried to apply for this position. For a cultivator of my level, turning stone into gold is a small magic, but now is not ancient times. Just rub a gold ingot and throw it to the waiter in the shop to make him grateful.

Paper money is in circulation in society now. Even if I can change the paper money, I don’t want to think about what the number on the broken paper money will be. If it is recognized by the bank that the number is the same as other paper money, then The banknotes conjured up by this spell will be judged to be counterfeit, and I may lose the identity and social relationship I have built with great difficulty in the world.

Besides, the craftsmanship and anti-counterfeiting measures of mortal banknotes are too complicated, and it is not as simple as changing the gold element back then.

In the end, I am an upright immortal cultivator. I disdain such tricks of deception. I want to support myself.

So, I have to rely on my own efforts to make money.

When I came to the employer's house, the employer would like to talk to me about his baby's sweetheart - a 15-year-old birthday chinchilla, who is full of vigor and looks three circles older than other chinchillas!

The employer said that he was super baby this chinchilla, and told me to take care of it carefully, and recently this chinchilla was listless, and told me to take it to the hospital every day to take nutrient solution.

After my employer leaves, I can finally communicate with Totoro Beast——

I could tell it wasn't sick at all, just unhappy.

And it is not 15 years old, but five hundred years old.

"You turned out to be a spiritual master." Totoro preemptively spoke out.

"Your Excellency is not an ordinary person." I said.

"I didn't expect that there would be a spiritual master willing to hide in the city. You could practice in the Nine Heavens, but you are willing to fall into the mortal world." Totoro said, "You must be a man with a story. If this is the case, I will not hide it. The old man just wants to eat the chili from his hometown."

"Are you a chinchilla from Hunan?" I said.The accent of this chinchilla has a Xiangxi accent.

"The old man's ancestral home is in Hunan, and he hasn't tasted the orthodox Chaotian pepper in his hometown for more than ten years. Recently, he saw the Hunan on the tip of his tongue, and he missed it more and more, so he was depressed." Totoro said.

"Then I deducted your medical expenses from the owner as a kickback." I said.

"Lingzun, do you have a way to find authentic Hunan Chaotian peppers for me with the method of moving?" Totoro said, "It's a pity that my mana is not enough to reach that level..."

"Ma Yun's father can." I said.