author and game toxic

Brother, help me~~~"

"Brother~~~"

"Brother~~Good brother~~Brother, you are the most handsome~~"

I looked into the distance speechlessly, resolutely resisting Bai Qingyun's coquettish attack.This girl is only so obedient when she begs me.

"Bai Yanjun!" Bai Qingyun was furious, she stabbed her waist, and instantly revealed her true nature, "Why don't you just do me a favor? Is there anyone like you? If you do me a favor, you will die."

"It's true. It's fine if you want other things. I'll help you with a little effort. It's fine if you play cosplay. Why drag me into the water? Fuck, I'm still dressing up as a woman!" I don't want to do such a shameful thing.My image in the game is already embarrassing enough, but now in reality, if someone I know sees that I am wearing a two-dimensional women's clothing, I will laugh to death.

Xu Huanzhou persuaded with a guilty conscience: "Jun, I also think it's nothing, isn't it just playing cosplay, besides, who knows you when you put on makeup."

"Fuck you, you're pretending to be a male character, so of course you agreed faster than anyone else. Is it reasonable for me, a pure man, to wear a female costume?"

"Then what should I do? If you have the ability, you can train your abs like Xu Huanzhou. You look good, and it's perfect to wear women's clothing. And I can't help it. This character is set to be a 1.7-meter-plus Sister, Bai Yanjun, let me tell you, this manga exhibition is very important to me, if you mess it up, I will make your profile picture and phone number into an MB business card and send it out!"

Fuck ==!I raised my middle finger sincerely: "You are ruthless."

Hearing the praise, Xu Huanzhou proudly lifted up his clothes to reveal his strong abdominal muscles, raised his eyebrows at Bai Yanjun, looked at the young master's figure, envious, jealous.

Firmly raised two middle fingers!

It seems to be a different world here, with ears, tails, colorful hair, and weird costumes.Coming and going, crowded.

I sighed melancholy, I wanted to put my hands into my trouser pockets to pretend I was cool, but when I touched the soft hem of the skirt, I realized that I was wearing a skirt without pockets.

Snow-white long hair, red demon eyes, red and white skirt, wig, colored contact lenses... That's right, I finally agreed to that bastard Bai Qingyun to come to this damn manga exhibition.And put on this strange dress.God, being harassed by idiots is really terrible TvT, all self-esteem is a paper tiger in the face of threats.

"Excuse me, can I take a photo with you?"

I looked at the two cute and cute girls in front of me, and I was secretly refreshed. It seems that the effect of attracting girls is not bad: "Okay."

She is obviously a beautiful sister Yu, but she has a nice male voice when she speaks!The two girls became even more excited: "Are you a boy? Oh my God, you are so beautiful, really beautiful, do you have a stage name, what is Weibo? You must be very popular, I must pay attention to you."

The corners of my mouth curled up coolly: "Actually, I prefer you to say that I'm handsome. I'm not from the two-dimensional world. I'm just here to help my sister this time."

The two cute girls showed disappointed expressions, but they still happily took a photo with Bai Yanjun, and then left contentedly.

"Yo, I can't tell you're quite popular." Xu Huanzhou just got rid of a few audience members, and walked over to put on Bai Yanjun's shoulders. He was already taller than Bai Yanjun, but now he basically hangs on Bai Yanjun's body.He was playing a male character, wearing a long black coat and a delicate long sword at his waist.Coupled with the exquisite makeup, it really has a bit of chic and perverse chivalrous demeanor.

I'm complaining, hum, I'm definitely more handsome than you in this outfit.

"Wow, you two are a good match, can you take a photo?" Several people came over and looked at Bai Yanjun and Xu Huanzhou who were standing together.All eyes are on the state of the base.

me with him?take? !We both looked at each other with distaste, and we were separated for a moment.

Within two hours, I was really tired of all kinds of photo-seeking and chatting up.Flying to City B last night, I was called up early in the morning to set my makeup before I slept for a few hours.Tired as hell now.Xu Huanzhou followed behind Bai Qingyun in a lolita outfit, and I quietly slipped out of the exhibition, looking for a quiet place to squat and rest.

I really don't understand Two-dimensional.The wig and contact lenses are too uncomfortable.

I don't know who raised the golden retriever, tied to the railing, staring at him with his tongue out.

I like animals very much. When I was a child, I picked up a stray cat from the side of the road. It was just as similar as it is now, with its big eyes looking at me pitifully.So I took it home and kept it secretly in my bedroom.It was only later that my mother found out, and the kitten was sent to a stray animal shelter.

Mom is allergic to animal hair, so animals are never allowed in the house.

Maybe it's a pity, my eyes softened, I walked over, the golden retriever didn't hide, and obediently came over.

I stroked its fluffy head and said with a smile: "You are so cute, your fur is so clean, your master must be very kind to you. I also like cats and dogs, but I can't keep them. I envy your master."

Qiao Siyang came to pick up Henry, and the car was parked on the side of the street. He looked out of the car window, frowning.The relationship between him and Henry has changed, and he doesn't know when it started to change.Until his eyes fell on a person and a dog on the street.

With the girl in two-dimensional clothes and the well-behaved golden retriever dog, Qiao Siyang thought he was gay and would not react to women.But that girl's smile seemed to have magic power, clean and pure, as if it was also stained with a touch of sunshine.Qiao Siyang remembered that when he met Henry for the first time, it was also because of that clean and pure smile, which he never forgot.

The sun will also be covered by dark clouds.

By coincidence, Qiao Siyang picked up his mobile phone, took a picture of the girl and the dog, and their clean smiles, and just frozen in the mobile phone.

Henry came out, but he was followed by another man - Gong Haiyi!Qiao Siyang watched Henry kiss Gong Haiyi's lips, his eyes darkened. Henry never took the initiative to kiss himself in a place with so many people, and he was so happy. He said 'the country is not so open'.So what is a public, does it count now?

"It's so hot, hurry up, I'm going home." Henry showed dissatisfaction as soon as he got into the car.

Qiao Siyang didn't drive, but asked coldly, "What are you and Gong Haiyi doing together?"

"I want you to take care of me with him?"

"Henry, I'm your boyfriend!"

"Then let's break up."

Qiao Siyang endured it and drove silently. When he spoke, his tone was so cold that it made people chill: "I don't want to quarrel with you."

Later, the owner of the golden retriever came and took it away. Of course, I was asked to take a photo with the owner of the golden retriever.Its owner is a woman, who seems to be very kind to it.When I returned to the manga exhibition, Bai Qingyun changed into another set of clothes. The dress of the death girl matched her arrogant and dark-bellied image.

"Qing Yun, how long will it be over? I can't hold it anymore."

Bai Qingyun gave Bai Yanjun a white look: "Look, it's been said that your kidney is deficient, and you should make up for it."

"Damn it, you really should show your stupid fans how dirty you are."

"Girls, they are only cute if they are dirty. Right, Huanzhou."

Chicken Pecking Rice: "That's right! No one is cuter than you."

Seeing sex and forgetting friends ==!I don't have a brother like you! "where is the bathroom?"

"Turn left over there."

I was walking towards the toilet, and I bumped into someone unluckily at the corner: "Ugh!" With a muffled grunt, damn, I was walking in a hurry, but suddenly I bumped into it with too much force, almost knocked my contact lenses come out.

"Beauty, is your forehead okay? Do you want me to see it?"

...Fuck you M beauty, I'm too lazy to talk to this man in a suit and leather shoes, and keep looking for my toilet.

Gong Haiyi smiled and watched the two-dimensional beauty who was ignoring him leave, and smiled, this girl is quite tall, and the force she bumped into was surprisingly strong.Fortunately, I am tall enough and usually exercise, otherwise I would be ashamed if I was bumped and shaken just now.He went into the men's room. He was in a hurry, so he had to borrow the toilet of this exhibition.

He unzipped it, and there was a sound of water.

Then he saw that Two-dimensional 'beauty' coming in just now, and just wanted to say in panic that you went to the wrong toilet!As a result, I saw that 'beautiful woman' standing beside her, carelessly lifted up her skirt, then took out something she had and started to drain the water.

Gong Haiyi was so shocked that he stopped urinating for several seconds.

"You... are you a man?"

"Fuck, am I still a woman?" My man retorted.

Gong Haiyi's egg hurts, well, he is indeed a man, and he is not a girly man at all!But he couldn't help but looked at the other person a few more times. Although he was wearing makeup, the whiteness of his complexion was real. This boy's skin was very fair and delicate, with hardly any pores visible.

I was horrified by that man: "What are you looking at! You look human in your clothes, are you a pervert?" To be honest, this man is good-looking, but a little wretched.

Gong Haiyi was stunned for a moment, but he didn't realize that he should be ashamed and angry after being scolded as a pervert. Instead, he smiled with interest: "Who are you pretending to be? The clothes are good." Since you want to hook up with a two-dimensional person, the first thing to do is It’s about talking about topics that are of interest to the other person.

"How do I know." I washed my hands and left after urinating, it's good that you are paralyzed!

"Hey, wait!" Gong Haiyi pulled up his pants, washed his hands and chased him out, looking at the two-dimensional world with people coming and going, he was suddenly at a loss.

Until the end of the exhibition, he did not find the man just now.

Pity.He sighed, his vision was never wrong, that man was a top-notch man.Just looking at the skin makes me want to stop, and I don't know how it feels to the touch.

We didn't stay in City B for a long time. After the comic exhibition ended, we started to pack our things and prepare to return to City C.School is about to start, and my college life is about to begin.It happened that my university was in city B, so Bai Qingyun and Xu Huanzhou accompanied me to visit that university.

This university with a history of 120 years.Because the school has not yet started, the campus is sparsely populated, old or new buildings stand staggered, and a few green leaves fall on the wooden benches under the shade.

The school environment is not bad, at least it is a good start.

Bai Qingyun suddenly laughed obscenely: "Brother, there are two types of dormitories in this school, the old dormitory and the new dormitory. The old dormitory is a big bathhouse. Remember to protect your little chrysanthemum."

... a big bathhouse! ?In fact, I'm not that hypocritical. A big bathhouse is a big bathhouse. They are all old men, and they finish washing as soon as they close their eyes.But after being tortured by Bai Qingyun, I actually rejected the big bathhouse a lot.Who knows if the guy showering with you is straight or gay.

The soap is so slippery, should I pick it up if I drop it==?

After returning home, the first thing Bai Yanjun did was to take a deep sleep!It was already eight o'clock in the evening after waking up, and he hadn't played the game for three days, because the incident happened suddenly, and he didn't tell the master that he couldn't go online because of something.Bai Yanjun unscrewed the game egg and logged into the game.

There are several letters in the mailbox:

First: Rabbit!Do you want to brush the night together?

First: where have you been?Why don't you go online, you don't play anymore?

Xun Yang: When will it go online?

Xun Yang: What happened?fuck me back

Shadow of the Night: The reward for the city defense battle can be collected from the NPC Wang Cheng in the sect's resident. By the way, your friend named No. [-], is he willing to join the Qingchuan League? You can ask him

I don't have many friends in the game, and there are only a few pitiful ones in the friend list.Because I have been playing games with Xun Yang, I don't have many opportunities to get in touch with other people.Although Xun Yang is the deputy sect master of the Qingchuan League, Xun Yang doesn't care about anything, so he doesn't have any special powers for me. Up to now, I'm just a helper with no sense of existence.

I also responded to the letters one by one.

Shoulder to the sun: Great God, I'm back!I haven't been at home for a few days, so I'm not online.

Xun Yang: Well, joining the group, you can hand in your road to transformation.

Shoulder to the sun: Good!

Xunyang: First come to Beizhu City to meet up and receive your siege battle rewards.

Since the battle of defending the city, almost everyone knows about me as a player.I'm the only one unlucky in the whole game.After Beizhucheng, the resident of the Qingchuan League, has been promoted to the third level, I haven't seen any changes yet.Looking back now, the streets have been doubled in width, and all the buildings have become taller and more refined. The bell tower standing in the middle of Beizhu City has instantly become a symbol. Even the fort has been upgraded, and the firepower is probably several times stronger.

Not only have the buildings become taller and better, but the number of shops in the entire North Zhu City has also increased a lot. The original shops and buildings have also been upgraded, and the area has expanded a lot.The fountain in the center of the square has a new look, and the water column sprayed from the mermaid stone statue has a flower-like shape.

Now Beizhu City is getting closer and closer to a small city.

The rewards for defending the city are considerable. Just the experience balls you receive can make you upgrade two levels, and there are also a lot of gold coins and material props.In addition to system rewards, there are also rewards issued by sect masters. Qingchuan League is known as the sect with the best welfare, which is why countless people want to join Qingchuan League even if they squeeze their heads out.

I know that most of the money for these rewards comes from Xunyang, it's really a fool with a lot of money.

"Where did you go?" Xun Yang picked up the rabbit and asked coldly.The rabbit has not been online these days, who knows how idle he is playing.He is used to following the rabbit's mission, without the rabbit, he doesn't know what to do.

"Accompany my sister to watch the comic exhibition. I'm so tired. I can finally play the game."

Comic show?Xun Yang couldn't help but think of the girl and the golden retriever on the phone, the clothes the girl was wearing, the white hair, and the red contact lenses, it should be cosplay.There was indeed an international comic convention around there that day.Before Xun Yang could ask, the rabbit in his arms rubbed his head against himself, itching.

"Master, I'm going to the Goddess Peak to hand in the mission."

"Ah."

Goddess Peak is not the Goddess Peak in reality, it is like a fairyland isolated from the world, with ten towering peaks, halfway up the mountain is shrouded in clouds, green mountains and green waters, very primitive and beautiful.

I am now level 32, and Xunyang is level 64. He has power leveling, and he does not go offline for almost 24 hours, so the upgrade is very fast.

NPC Brother Qingyun took a look at the token I gave him, stroked his white beard and said: "Well, this is indeed his thing, but unfortunately I have just given the gossip card that can help you unseal it to others, I am afraid I can't help you. You. How about this, I will give you the jade pen, and you go to find Ming Lanyi, the palace master of the Manhualing faction of Xianling Valley, and he will have a solution."

I was angry, originally my transformation mission should end here, but my mission items conflicted with someone else's, and that person was one step ahead of me, which caused the system to change my mission and add another link.

Depressedly leaving the Taoist temple, Xun Yang comforted the rabbit: "Actually, you are not bad now."

"Hehe, are you sure? I'm so cowardly like this, and there are equipment restrictions, my defense and attack are extremely low."

"I can support you."

... "My lord, what you said made me look like a little boy, I am a dignified man!"

"You are my pet."

Mount Tai overwhelms! ! ! "Fuck! I'm human!"

Xun Yang flicked his finger on the rabbit's buttocks, and the rabbit was about to go into a fit when he suddenly heard a strange sound.someone!