when love is unforgettable

I don't know if Lao Li has retired. It would be great if he retired, so I can coax him to live in Guangzhou. Anyway, I still have no plans to get married. I will stay as long as I can.

I suddenly found that I had so many fantasies, and I could think of so many things in the first online chat. It seems that I have to go to the brain hospital in advance to occupy a bed.

Maple Leaf: Have you retired?

Northeast guy: I'm retreating.I'm too old to work

I was so fucking happy to see Lao Li's reply, he really retired, but I don't know how old he is.I was embarrassed to ask his real age, so I used a roundabout way of asking. If he could answer, it would be a good thing. If he didn't answer, it would not be too late for me to ask him formally.

Maple Leaf: How old are you?

Northeast man: The unit has been replaced by a young man.

Northeast man: I am 50

Maple Leaf: Oh, only fifty

Maple Leaf: Old and Strong

Lao Li's age is indeed not old, at least he will have to wait until he is 60 to receive a pension. He must find a job within the next ten years to support himself or eat from his bank deposits.

Laid-off and internal retirement, these two words are full of hatred.This may be the Chinese-style national conditions back then. I don’t know how many people have no choice but to retreat in the original unit. It is more because of corporate restructuring that caused a large number of state-owned enterprises to close down or transform into private companies. It is a large number of middle-aged and middle-aged people who leave their hometowns and wander around in order to make a living. Sometimes the simplest survival becomes a burden.

Northeastern man: How old are you?

Northeast man: Well, that's true

Maple Leaf: I am 29 years old

Northeast man: The boys in our unit can't break my wrists, they can't break me

Hearing Lao Li's answer in this way, the crooked thoughts in my heart came again. I have always been particularly interested in the sex life of elderly couples, and the more detailed I know, the more satisfied I will be.

In those years, I didn’t know what the same movie was, but I would deliberately look for some movies about old people having sex. I only like watching Asian performances. There are still a lot of Hong Kong and Taiwan pornographic movies in the drawer at home. , as long as there are scenes of old people having sex, I will keep them. If I don’t like the old people in the movie, or there are not many scenes of old people in the movie, I will directly throw the CD into the trash can. I spent a lot of money on these precious CDs. money.

I summoned up the greatest courage to type a line of words, and then clicked hard to send. I felt that the mouse was about to squeeze water out of me. I was too nervous. I didn’t know if I would be scolded by Lao Li. Privacy, why tell me?

Maple Leaf: Is there that at night?

After sending the message, I quietly waited for Lao Li's trial. No matter what the result was, I accepted it. However, Lao Li replied that I was young. Alas, it was a bit slow. Didn't the topic of age just finish?Is it because of the network that the time to receive the information is delayed?

Northeast man: You are 29 years old.ok young

Maple Leaf: I'm getting old too, my hair is turning white.

Northeast man: What did you say, what was there at night, I don’t understand

Lao Li finally saw that line of writing, he actually said he didn't know what to do at night, fuck, it's dead of night, what else can he do besides having sex?In other words, in vulgar terms: Fuck or Fuck!Of course, I dare not say such vulgar words. We have to pretend to be a gentleman in front of Lao Li. If we annoy Lao Li, it will be useless.

Maple Leaf: Make out with your wife

Maple Leaf: Don’t say no

Just to inquire about the little private affairs of other people's bed, I even came to the aggressive method. There is a saying we Cantonese people say: "Don't be afraid of the old, the most important thing is you accept it!"

A7

Northeast man: I, I don’t have a wife anymore

Maple Leaf: Oh, sorry

Northeast man: No one has made out with me for a long time

Seeing his reply, I felt an inexplicable sadness in my heart. It turned out that Lao Li was unemployed and had no wife. I really didn't expect him to be an old man who lost both.After being sad, I have an impulse, I want to do my best to care about him and love him!

Since the topic has been broken, I have to continue. I can only ask along the topic, otherwise I may arouse his suspicion. It is like this when chatting with Feitong. I am afraid of wolves before and tigers after.

Maple Leaf: What do you do when you need it?

Northeast guy: It’s okay, what’s wrong with me?

Northeast man: Hehe, I won’t tell you

Maple Leaf: You are broken, you must go to the chicken mother-in-law

Maple Leaf: Right?

Just based on that sentence, I won’t tell you, Lao Li ignited the evil fire in my heart again, and my intuition told me that there must be something wrong with this old man, maybe he often needs to find women to vent his desires, and he has always been particularly interested in such things How can I let go of this opportunity.

Northeast man: What is a chicken woman?

Maple Leaf: I wonder if you are okay?

Maple Leaf: Can you really be tough?

Maple Leaf: A cock is a whore

When I was refreshed, I typed quickly, and the keyboard was pounded loudly by me, as if I was performing a moving piano piece.

Northeast man: Fuck, who said I can't do it, I screamed at old Mrs. Chen yesterday

Maple Leaf: wow

Northeast guy: Ah, I’m not looking for that one

Maple Leaf: If you don't believe me, you're lying!

Wow!This old Li is indeed a romantic figure, and old Mrs. Chen?This name is clearly someone else's wife, who can sleep with other people's wives. It seems that this person is not a good person. The guilt just now disappeared. Hmph, I have to ask you to voluntarily take off your pants for me to see!With evil thoughts, I re-formulated the battle plan.

Northeast man: No, I was just joking with you

Maple Leaf: Unless you show me

Northeast guy: I didn't fuck old Mrs. Chen, I was talking nonsense

Maple Leaf: I suspect you lied to me

Northeast man: I lied to you

Don't think that I will believe you if you say no, who told you that you accidentally slipped your mouth, I covered my mouth and snickered at the computer screen, and then escalated my actions!

Maple Leaf: I don't chat with dishonest people

Northeast man: Me, then don’t tell anyone.

The strategy seems to have some effect, and Lao Li's tone seems to be ready to be honest, but this victory seems to come too easily.

Maple Leaf: Well, OK

Northeast guy: I fucked old Mrs. Chen yesterday

Maple Leaf: Come on

Northeast man said

Maple Leaf: Oh, don’t believe me

Northeast man: Why don't you believe it, really,

Maybe seeing me always say that I don't believe him, Lao Li started to get a little anxious, how could he expect that this is what I want, and I want to gradually break through Lao Li's psychological defense.

B1

I reached out and wiped the sweat from my forehead, put the green bag of vegetables on the ground, took off my vest, and said to Lao Chen who was walking beside me: "Old Chen, wait for me, you say It's so fucking hot today, it's almost killing me, you're a henpeck, go out and buy food for your wife, look at everyone else hiding at home and playing."

After hearing my words, Lao Chen turned his head back. He glanced at me and said to me dissatisfied: "I said Li Liangwu, why are you shirtless again? Can you pay attention to the influence? Look at your body If you look at the hair on your belly, you are like a pig, do you know it, when you get home, those old women will pinch you again, so hurry up and put it on."

I laughed out loud after hearing what he said, and blinked at him: "I'm just like this, I won't put it on."

Old Chen looked at my expression and sighed: "Li Liangwu, you just have to piss you off, you are really a bad person, look at your mouth, what are you talking about, I think you don't want to Going grocery shopping with those old women, it’s boring to go shopping by yourself, I will accompany you with good intentions, and you still say I’m afraid of my wife, don’t say I’m not afraid of my wife, I’m just afraid of my wife, what can you do? Nothing to be afraid of."

When I heard what Lao Chen said, my heart sank for a moment, and the smile on my face disappeared. I didn't answer his words, and Lao Chen looked back at me again. He felt that he had spoken too much, so he stopped. No, when I caught up with him, Lao Chen explained to me: "Li Liangwu, look at what I said, I didn't mean that, I didn't want to mention your wife, I This is a joke with you, I said bald and I said it."

I smiled bitterly, and said to him: "Brother, don't take it seriously, just say what you say, I'm fine, it's just like that, I'm afraid people will say it."

After hearing what I said, Lao Chen sighed, shook his head and said nothing, the two of us walked back to the family courtyard of our unit in silence, and Lao Chen and I walked into the door of our unit together. Leading his wife Yao Guihua down, Lao Chen greeted the couple with a smile: "You old Liu, you are going to dance with your family's beauty Yao again, why did you leave so early today?"

After listening to Lao Chen's words, Lao Liu curled his lips and answered him: "I said you are old Chen, I beg you, can you not bury me in the future, look at what you said, my Go dancing with me, I just accompany an old goblin."

As soon as Yao Guihua heard Lao Liu say this about her, she scolded Lao Liu: "You are the fucking old goblin. If you don't accompany me, I don't need you anymore. I want the handsome old man in our hospital to accompany me." I go."

Yao Guihua was talking, and she reached out and grabbed my arm. As soon as her hand grabbed my arm, I felt that the bumps on my body were about to rise again. I was so scared that I quickly threw away her hand, mouth It begged for mercy: "I said Yao Da, please forgive me, I dare not go with you."

Yao Osmanthus laughed when she heard what I said: "Li Erpang, I can't eat you, and you don't have a wife to take care of you, what are you afraid of, you...", Yao Osmanthus has not yet said After finishing speaking, Lao Liu slapped her on the buttocks, and she closed her mouth. Yao Guihua smiled at me embarrassedly and left with Lao Liu.

Yao Osmanthus laughed when she heard what I said: "Li Erpang, I can't eat you, and you don't have a wife to take care of you, what are you afraid of, you...", Yao Osmanthus has not yet said After finishing speaking, Lao Liu slapped her on the buttocks, and she closed her mouth. Yao Guihua smiled at me embarrassedly and left with Lao Liu.

I just went up the stairs to the third floor.Old Chen bent down to open the door of their house and said to me: "Our house steams steamed buns at night. Well, I'll send you two, so you don't have to cook, just stir-fry your own."

When I got home, I simply washed off the sweat on my body, and then I heard a coughing sound in the room. I was startled and realized that I forgot to turn off the computer when I left.

I walked into the room wearing shorts, and saw the little thing on the computer move again, so I quickly sat on the stool and clicked on it according to the method my son taught me.Added this person named Maple Leaf.

Then Maple Leaf sent over: "Hello, Uncle".I shook my head, thinking who is Maple Leaf?I don’t know him, why does he call me uncle? It took me a long time to type on the keyboard with my eyes: Hello, who are you? Why do you call me uncle? Do I know you?

Soon, he told me: Don't you know me?

I was thinking, who is he?Just tell him: Yes.

This person replied so quickly. He told me: Why did you forget me so quickly?

Oh, I thought it might be my son’s classmate. His classmate seemed to have someone named Maple Leaf or something. I wasn’t sure so I told him: I really don’t know you. Are you my son’s classmate? Give me the application number.

I sent him a message and he didn't answer me, so I asked him again: Yes, who are you? Have you ever been to our house?

Fengye told me: My name is Zhifeng, remember?

I thought about it, and I didn't remember that my son's classmate was Zhifeng, so I told him: I don't remember.

Maple Leaf immediately replied to my message: Uncle, you typed so slowly, it took me a long time to get three words.

I typed quickly, and he sent another message: Did I recognize the wrong person?I also sent my message: Hehe, sorry, I'm not very good at typing and I just learned it.

B2

Volume B Li Liangwu Chapter <2>

After being busy for a long time, this Maple Leaf said that he had admitted the wrong person. I was so angry in my heart. What is the matter? Well, that can’t be helped, I’d better play Doudizhu, which I just learned, when I thought of this, I got up and made a pot of tea and prepared to enter the game hall to play Doudizhu.

I entered the game lobby, clicked into the Doudizhu room, found an empty seat and waited for the game to start. This Fengye sent another message: rookie?

Before I could figure out what he meant, he asked me again: How long have you been online?

I will ask you him: What kind of bird?I have been online for more than half a month

Maple Leaf answered me: It's not interesting, did you eat yet?Typo,

I shook my head and murmured: "You asked me if I ate, just ask, what's the matter, I really don't know what's wrong with this person." I replied to him: Oh, I ate, Have you got a meal yet?

If he didn't answer me, he added another sentence: There are many bad people on the Internet, be careful

Who was the person talking to me? I asked him if he had eaten, and he told him that there were bad people on the Internet. I didn’t know how to answer him, but he sent another message: It’s three o’clock in the afternoon, of course I’ve eaten, nonsense!

I clicked and typed and replied: The bad guys are just teasing little girls, I am an old man, whoever hurts me, I have no money.

Before I sent out the message, his messages came in one by one: I'll wait until the flowers are gone, hurry up, okay?I ignored him,

Continue to type my words: you have no rules, you kid, how can I say nonsense?

He said this again: After a long time, you will know that there are many bad guys

I looked at his messages and replied one by one: Thanks for what?

He was typing faster than me, and the news came again: It's three o'clock, and you actually asked me if I had dinner, isn't this nonsense?

He sent another::chrysanthemum

I looked at his messages, and replied to him one by one: Yes, I know there are scammers, I just don’t give him money

This time he told me: We don't cheat money, we cheat sex!Someone specially abducted the old man to sell

When I saw his reply, I thought of what my son told me: "If you encounter nonsense in chatting, just ignore him." I didn't want to chat with him anymore, so I replied to him: What did you say?I don't understand. I won't tell you.

I clicked on Fighting the Landlord again, and I was ready to play. I waited until there were enough people, but I was kicked out again. I shook my head helplessly. I didn’t fight well and people didn’t want to play with me. News: I was arranged by God to save you

I thought in my heart that I was idle anyway, so I'll talk to him: no, haha, who wants an old man, he bought it back and became a father.

This person's mouth is not small, and his tone is quite loud: Fortunately, you met me

I looked at his reply letter and shook my head with a smile: no one bought my

As soon as I sent it to take a break, his message came again: sell to make ducks, a bunch of old women are waiting for you!

Let me go back to his previous post first: What are you, you still saved me,

He sent another one: Yes, it’s a good thing you met me, don’t worry, I’ll help you

I looked at his news and felt that he was not a good person, so I didn't want to talk to him anymore, and told him: You kid, you are not a thing, I won't talk to you anymore

He came again: Why don't you trust people?Don't let people sell it and help count the money. Last year, several old men sold it to others.

I'm a little annoyed: I won't tell you anymore

I stayed for a while, and I didn't think it was interesting, so I asked him: Really, he told me in a row, what are you doing lying to you?

Maple Leaf: You won’t send me money

Maple Leaf: The old man is so pitiful

I shook my head, this person is teasing me, who the hell is selling an old man, so I pretended to be scared and told him: Oh, then I will never talk to people online again.

He also continued to write: Those old skinny people come back

Still playing with me: I’m here, don’t be afraid

Here comes another sentence: I'm here to help you

I saw him keep talking, and then I remembered what my son said, and I told him: I feel like you are the bad guy who sells people, so I don't believe it.

Seeing that it took him a long time to reply to the message, I felt that I was right. His message came: what happened?

I shook my head and wanted to delete him, but I pressed a few times and told him: I will ask him to delete you when my son comes back

Maybe he was afraid that I would delete him, so he told me nicely: Tell me, are we destined?

He started to scare me again: I can’t delete it, the computer will explode if I delete it

I typed a word: ah

B3

This kid sent a sentence: Have you tried deleting it?

I replied to him: what to do.

I waited for him for a long time and he didn't move. I understand. It seems that this kid is just like me and has nothing to do and wants to chat with someone. This time he finds someone else and ignores me.Ignore me and let me go, I'll fight my landlord by myself, I entered the game hall again, this time it went smoothly, I just found an empty table and sat down, two more people came in, we started to fight the landlord .

I looked at the cards assigned to me by the computer, one King, three Twos, two Aes, three Qs, one Nineteen Eighty Seven Six, one Four, and two Threes. I looked carefully. My card, I thought my card was pretty good, so I wanted to be the landlord, but unfortunately, I wanted to be on time, and when my time came, the computer let them both call the landlord, and my last family named Baixue snatched the landlord went.

I just focused on waiting for him to play the card. The landlord asked the landlord to play the card. As soon as I saw the card he played, I was happy. He played two fours. I can manage it. I have two aces. I played two Aces in a hurry. After my two Aces were played, the next family with me called Sanyue Xiayangzhou ignored me, and the landlord named Baixue didn’t care about me. My boss, I happily played out the [-] one-stop. I felt that I was right. I played more and lost less. My accomplices went to Yangzhou in March and didn’t care about me. I was just happy. The previous landlord, Bai Xue, played my card. I checked that he was right. He happened to be one level older than me. The landlord’s card was J, Nineteen Eighty-seven. I looked at the cards he played and sighed. I can't control it anymore, and my next family doesn't control the landlord either.

My accomplice sent a little red face at home, I knew it was an angry expression, I was so familiar with this expression, every time I played Doudizhu, others gave me this, I stuck out my tongue, mumbling in my mouth He said: "If you are angry, you can be angry. You can't see me anyway, and I can't hear you scolding me. Unlike the old ladies in our building, they beat and choked me when I made a mistake. Yes, especially that Yao Osmanthus flower, last year we fought landlords together and I made a wrong card, he pinched my one and it broke my skin, and I never played with them again after that.”

I looked at the computer with both eyes, and my previous landlord sent a message: "It's really a pleasure to cooperate with you." I was happy when I saw it, and I was about to open my mouth for joy. Damn, I’m not happy working with you, I’m not going with you.” When I scolded him, he played three with one, three six with one three, and I saw that I could manage him, so I hurried out to play cards , I hit three twos in a hurry, and I took the king out.This time I'm still the boss, but I'm not happy, I feel sorry for my king.

My next family gave me a little red face again, and the landlord said again: "It's a pleasure to cooperate with you." I didn't care what they said, I looked at my cards, and I still had three Qs, One four, and two threes, I gritted my teeth, and typed out three Qs and two threes, my next family kept giving me red faces, and my previous family came: "" It's been a pleasure working with you. "The previous family had three kings and two sixes, and I was in charge. My next family had capital, and he had blown up that Snow White landlord after four fives. He was the boss. He played from left to right. In the end, my next family member and I had only one card left, the landlord won, and I was kicked out of Yangzhou in March.

When I was kicked out, I comforted myself with a smile: "Kick me, you can kick it, as long as your feet don't hurt, there are plenty of rooms in Doudizhu, I'm changing rooms to play, and I was about to change rooms, that little thing came back again. It rang, and I cursed: "You damn old Mrs. Chen, you still dare to send me a message when Lao Chen is at home. "I scolded her and clicked on QQ. I took a look, and it was the person named Fengye who sent it: I tried it.

I shook my head, you have nothing to tease me when you are idle, and I am also idle, so let's continue to bullshit: what should we do then?

He replied quickly: Then don’t delete it, I’ll help you

I looked at his message and shook my head, you help me, hehe, what can you help me, forget it: Oh!I don't want to talk to you anymore!

He messaged me again: Believe me, I'm here to save you

I replied him with one word: oh

Don't say that this kid replied so quickly: it's impolite to do so, you have to reply when I talk, that's a must

I saw the message he sent, and I was not happy that you fucking taught me a lesson, so I told him: I said I don’t want to talk to you anymore

I was about to go in to fight the landlord, and his message came again: Do you have any other friends in QQ?

When I saw him talking about playing chess, I felt itchy in my heart. It would be nice to have someone to play with me, so I took great pains to send him a longer message: Yes, we are downstairs Old Mrs. Chen, haha, you don’t come to our house, how can we play chess

His messages one after another: Then don’t add any more friends

Maple Leaf: Adding more will be very dangerous

Maple Leaf: We can play chess online

What does this kid mean? He won't let me add friends, I can't figure it out.

B4

I thought about it for a while and got annoyed. It doesn’t matter if you add friends or not, and no one talks to me when I’m a friend. Today, I finally got someone to talk to. I met such an inconspicuous thing again. Meaning, it’s better to fight my landlord. When I thought of this, I entered Doudizhu’s room again. I was kicked out after playing a bit. It must be a bunch of old women who are more leisurely than me, it must be old Mrs. Chen's gang, a bunch of old ladies, who kicked me just now is called "In the Mood for Love", maybe how old they are, and return her mother's "In the Mood for Love", She must be an old lady like old Mrs. Chen."

I muttered and cursed and went to the bathroom. After I finished my convenience, I went back to the computer. Fighting the Landlords was really boring. I just looked at some netizens on my QQ, old Mrs. Chen and this The inconsequential Maple Leaf Online, I looked at the screen name of the old Mrs. Chen, curled my lips, cursed in my heart, and typed a message in my hand: I tell you, that old Mrs. Chen is called Ding Xiang on the Internet Flower, huh, lilac, I think she looks like mother-in-law Dingen

Those who are not in tune will say that I have sent him so many words, and he will give me: hahahaha

I shook my head helplessly, thinking in my heart, maybe this Maple Leaf doesn’t want to talk to me anymore, so I remembered that he said he wanted to play chess with me. He didn't know, so I sent him a message: You can also play chess online?I don't have any more friends, I believe you.

He replied really quickly: Of course you can play chess online, have you ever played chess?

I thought in my heart, I have been kicked and played chess in Doudizhu, so I will tell the truth: I have never played before.

He replied with this message: Uncle, let me teach you, I have already said that I am here to help you

I was happy when I saw his news, and hurriedly asked him: Well, how can you help me?

I stared at the computer intently, and he didn't respond to messages for a long time. I thought to myself, is this incomprehensible person just kidding me? I was about to scold him when his message came, and words came out on the computer. Maple Leaf: Uncle, you first enter the QQ game lobby

I followed what he said, and after entering the QQ game hall, I asked him: Oh, where to order, I don’t know

This Maple Leaf is okay, he told me: click on the chess and card area

I carefully looked at the words on the computer, and clicked to enter. This incomprehensible kid was in a hurry, and he sent me a message to urge me: Is it alright?rookie

What bird did he say?Cainiao, what is cainiao? I asked him: Oh, I ordered it. Is cainiao a bird for cooking?

After receiving several messages from him, Maple Leaf: Well, I'm waiting for you in District 12

Maple Leaf: Did you see that?

Maple Leaf: Yes, do you like to eat birds?

Maple Leaf: Uncle, what's your name?

I saw that he asked me what my name was, so I typed my name on it.Li Liangwu, I remembered what my son said. If you can’t tell others your real name online, then I will tell him what my name is. With my nickname Hui, I will tell him: My name is Li Lianghui

I grinned triumphantly, my heart was beautiful, I told him like this, I didn't lie to him, I haven't told my real name yet

His news came again, maple leaves one by one: oh

Maple Leaf: Hello, Lao Li

Maple Leaf: Please eat birds when you have time

When I saw his first message, I shook my head and said in my mouth: "If you don't know the key, you don't know the key, see if you are called uncle: your child is not called uncle anymore."

What bird did he say again: a very large bird

I typed for a long time: Is the bird delicious?It's not nice to call Lao Li.We Northeast people don't eat birds

: It's not nice to call Lao Li, you're impolite, call me Uncle

He told me: the big bird is delicious, it will spray out white soup

Rookie, the rookie he said may be pigeons, now some people raise pigeons and chickens and sell them in the vegetable market.

Selling, it may be that this kid regards pigeons as birds, I am happy in my heart, this kid is similar to me, and he is not smart: what kind of bird is that?

I looked at the message and nodded. He was smarter than me in this regard, and he replied to the message faster than me.

Maple Leaf: What picture is displayed on the game lobby?

Maple Leaf: Next time I invite you to eat, you will know.It will also spray out white soup.

Maple Leaf: Do you want to eat it?

I shook my head and smiled, and invited me to eat the bird: If you are there, invite me to eat the bird

B5

It seems that this kid is really in a bad mood. I sent him a message and he didn't reply for a long time. Just kidding, just kidding, I used to say that people are going to sell themselves, hey, I deserve it if I have no one to chat with, I was angry with myself and slapped my thigh hard.I stood up and prepared to go downstairs for a stroll, when his news came again, I sat back on the chair happily and looked out at his news, Maple Leaf: Have you retired?

When I saw him asking me this, I was in a bad mood again. I remembered the work of the unit, which was really annoying, and I replied to him in my hand: I have retired.I'm too old to work

I was thinking about those young men in my mind, typing in my hand: the unit has changed to young men.

After I sent the message, I read his message again, Maple Leaf: How old are you?

I told him: I am 50

He responded to my message, Maple Leaf: Oh, it’s only fifty

Here comes another one, Maple Leaf: grow old and strong

When I saw what he said to me was always healthy and strong, I smiled wryly to myself, always healthy and strong.What is old and strong, I am old and strong, and no one can use it anymore. The unit is letting you retire. Don’t you retreat? After retreating, I am stuck at home every day, wanting to go out and find some laborious work. My son also said to lose his People, I can't do other jobs by myself, so go and make a shift, don't be like me, don't find something to do, it's still uncomfortable to stay, hey, it would be great if I could go to work now.The time in the unit is passing quickly, hey, continue to chat with this young man who was dumped: how old are you

Laugh at yourself in your heart, grow old and strong?Hehehe: Well, that's true

He told me: I am 29 years old

Oh, he’s not young anymore, he’s 29, he’s 4 years older than my son, it’s hard to be dumped at this age, let’s tell him about myself when I mention my transfer: the boys in our unit break their wrists and they all break But I

This kid didn't reply to my message. I looked at my typing and remembered when I was in the work unit. Nowadays, young people don't work well. Lao Chen's son, Xiaochun, always likes to be lazy when he is working. , I said he still refused to accept me, and one day, because of something trivial, Xiaochun shook his head with me again, Lao Liu looked at Xiaochun and me and said to him: "Xiaochun, you and Li Uncle, what's the matter, don't you know the saying of respecting the old and loving the young?" Xiaochun was not happy after hearing what he said, he squinted his eyes and said to Lao Liu: "I know how to respect the old, but does he know how to love the young? When you get old, you get old. If he refuses to accept one or the other every day, he is old. If he was as old as me, I would have dealt with him long ago."

As soon as I heard what he said, I became angry: "Boy, you still have to deal with me. If you can break my wrist like you, I will never talk about you again from today on." Excited, he lost all three arm-to-arm fights with me, and went home with his hands on his neck.

I was thinking about the work unit, and the news from Maple Leaf came again: Is there that at night?

What about this and that, and this and that, just say what you have.If I don't understand what he said, I'd better go back and talk about something else. He said he was 29 years old.I replied: You are 29 years old.ok young

This kid was out of tune, and he said this to me, Feng Ye: I am getting old too, and my hair is getting white.

Fuck, 29-year-old hair is white, no wonder people dump you, I'd better ask him what he asked me: what did you say, what is there at night, I don't understand

He replied very quickly, one sentence at a time, Maple Leaf: Make out with your wife

Maple Leaf: Don’t say no

Cao, what this kid wants to ask is this. Just ask what you want to ask. This and that are really annoying. I shook my head and smiled bitterly: "Wife, hehe, my wife won't make out with me anymore. My child is already 20, why are you still kissing me?"

I typed and told him: I don’t have a wife anymore

This kid is okay, he is quite sensible and sent a message, Maple Leaf: Oh, I'm sorry

After watching his news, my news also went out: No one has made out with me for a long time

I looked at the words I typed and thought about what happened 20 years ago. It’s not that no one made out with me, it’s because I feel that I feel even more boring after I’m done with Mrs. Chen.

Typed and replied his next sentence: It's okay, what's wrong, I'm sorry

He is always half a beat ahead of me, Maple Leaf: What do you do when you need it?

I'll push him out quickly: Ha ha, I won't tell you

His news, Maple Leaf: You are broken, you must go to find Mrs. J

Maple Leaf: Right?

What kind of mother-in-law, mother-in-law, this southerner's speech is confusing to people, not at all as straightforward as his father's, so it's good to say what you want, and I asked: What is a mother-in-law, what is it?

His messages were one by one: Maple Leaf: I really doubt that you can do it?

Maple Leaf: Can you really be tough?

Maple Leaf: Mother-in-law is daughter-in-law

Fuck, what, will it work for a while, can it be hard for a while, and if you are a mother-in-law or a girl, just say it is Miss X. Now, girl Z has a fucking girl, that is all from the past. I'm looking for the stuff in it, hehe, I have money but no place to spend it, and it's the same thing as Chen Xiaochun.

I told him: Fuck, who said I can't do it, I yelled at old Mrs. Chen yesterday

He also yelled like old Mrs. Chen,

Maple Leaf: wow

I continued to reply to his messages, looking for Mrs. X and I will find one. If I have that money, I can buy some meat to eat: ah, I am not looking for that.

Maple Leaf: If you don't believe me, you're lying!

etc.