Lao Ye's life is full of ups and downs. The following stories are told by Lao Ye to me. Here I will focus on some of Lao Ye's romantic past and write about them. Take it seriously, the plot demands it.

Lao Ye is a divorced man. The couple had a silent ending when their love ended. Fortunately, they had no children and no daughters. Afraid of noise, he has a forthright personality. After the divorce, he followed his feelings and made a lot of friends without paying attention.Surprisingly, one or two of my friends were gay, so I had a passion with some young people when I was lonely.

Lao Ye is getting more and more confused about this world, why a fat man over 60 years old like himself is so popular, it seems that many young people have a tendency to love the old, is this world too eager for quick success, and adults are only concerned about Making money, ignoring the care of children, making them lack fatherly love and embark on the road of loving the old.

Let the story begin on a certain day, the sun was shining brightly that day, Lao Ye always had such an evil fire in his heart, so he planned to find a way to find happiness tonight, and help the evil fire find a breakthrough by the way. Thinking of this, he decided to Look for Principal Zhao, the fucking Principal Zhao has ample supplies.

Lao Ye checked the time, he was about to leave work, he put out his cigarette and started to dial the phone.The first is to open Ah Jun, "Hey, what are you doing?"

"Nothing, I just washed it and waited for you to come over."

Lao Ye laughed loudly: "Fuck, should I fly over so far?"

Ah Jun smirked and said, "You don't need to fly, you cut it off and ask the courier to send it over quickly."

Lao Ye shuddered and subconsciously felt down. Thankfully, the baby was still in his crotch. "Can't you think so violently? I almost peed in fear." After speaking, he touched it again, as if Ah Jun was rushing towards him with a chicken lottery knife from the countryside.

Ah Jun instead said nothing, and said after a while, "I don't know how many handsome guys are eager to try your stuff. It seems that it's my turn in the year of the ox."

Lao Ye couldn't help but be taken aback when he heard Ah Jun's complaints. He didn't expect Ah Jun to be so serious, and at the time he agreed to be just friends with benefits.

"I'll go to Foshan to find you the day after tomorrow, Ah Jun." Lao Ye missed Ah Jun's invincible youth a little bit.

"Welcome, we've agreed!" With a click, the phone hung up without saying goodbye.

Lao Ye looked up at the ceiling and sang a Cantonese opera casually: "Luofan with half the blinds, training on the big bed with the pretty boy,..." Lao Ye sang a funny version of the emperor's flower, the lyrics were changed in a mess, he immediately raised his hand and patted two Get off the table, grab the microphone again: "Hey! Zhao Wansong, Principal Zhao, where did the shit go to pick up Xiaoshuai 0 again? No, hahahaha, unless you cut it! Is there a game tonight? Oh, good! Tonight Sit down, let's make it clear first, you are responsible for finding a handsome young man to defeat me! Hahahaha..."

Then I dialed a few more numbers, all of them were good friends in the circle, and everyone spoke in unison, the kind that makes me happy when I think about it.

In a rural farm, a group of old guys sat and ate slowly. This farm deliberately did not decorate, and even the walls were still red bricks, giving people a strong rural atmosphere. Resisting food is deeply favored by Lao Ye, and he often uses this place as a dining hall.

Principal Zhao, also known as Zhao Wansong, in Cantonese means to leave after eating, which can also be understood as taking advantage and leaving.Zhao Wansong is 50 years old. He has a lot of friends and dinners every day. He is very attractive in front of his friends. He has seen countless handsome guys. Countless ignorant boys scrambled to sacrifice their lives. Every ignorant boy thought that he would be the last handsome guy of Principal Zhao. Unfortunately, soon the ignorant boys dispersed automatically, and the title of Zhao Wansong quickly spread throughout their social circle.

Xiao Li, the manager of an advertising company, likes to appear where Lao Ye appears for some reason. He is a loyal fan of Lao Ye. He doesn't mind Lao Ye's flirtatiousness. He only needs Lao Ye's occasional pampering to be satisfied, even if he sees it in person. Watching Lao Ye seduce Xiaoshuai Xiao Li can turn a blind eye.

Lao Chen, a veteran in the circle, one of the old fried dough sticks, one can tell at a glance that he is a flamboyant old man. He likes to hang out with them for many years. that kind of person.

After a round of violent drinking, everyone's emotions were unprecedentedly high, and Lao Ye insisted on forcing Zhao Wansong to find a handsome guy to come out to play.

Seeing Lao Ye's perverted reincarnation, Xiao Li and Lao Chen suddenly showed snorting expressions, but Lao Ye pretended not to see it, and still waited expectantly for Zhao Wansong to reply. There was nothing we could do, our Principal Zhao had no choice but to take Pick up the phone to cast the magic bell of death.

After the meal was full and the wine was almost ready, Lao Ye said, "Principal Zhao Wansong, Zhao Da, why do you think I admire you so much? It's so difficult for people to meet a handsome guy. Raise your fucking hand Song, there is a long queue in front of you, you can take a train, fuck him."

Principal Zhao made fun of Lao Ye as soon as he heard it: "Lao Ye, when did you get so anxious that you didn't even let the old man go? I clearly remember that you only like handsome guys, why don't I find an old man right away?"

Lao Ye let out a "bah"; "I said Lao Zhao, do you still need to look for it? Aren't you and Lao Chen the two great masters? Come come, come here, let me be rare." After speaking, he hugged Principal Zhao and kissed Take a sip. "My mother, my face is full of saliva." Principal Zhao took out a tissue and wiped it vigorously.

Lao Ye looked at Lao Chen evilly, and when Lao Chen saw that something was wrong, he quickly covered his mouth and stared at Lao Ye. God knows if Lao Ye is crazy. Don't allow Lao Ye to attack him.Seeing Lao Chen's bear, Lao Ye laughed wildly.

"Xiao Li, your old Ye has lost his temper." The ball was passed to Xiao Li's feet.

Xiao Li misunderstood "fever?" Xiao Li quickly tried Lao Ye's forehead with the back of his hand. There was no fever.

Really dizzy, this show is not the other.Lao Ye waved his hands, "I said, Xiao Li, is the chrysanthemum blooming?"

"The flowers are still blooming, waiting for you to pick them every night!" Xiao Li replied shyly, with a blush on his face.

"It's easy to talk about the handsome guy. Two of them will come over in a while. One is a stranger and the other is an acquaintance. You can figure out the rest by yourself."

Xiao Li said with a flat mouth: "I said, Uncle Zhao, when did you become a pimp?" Tonight's good thing came to nothing again, Xiao Li yelled wildly: "Do I want cucumbers?" Old Chen said with a lewd smile: "Boy, I saw winter melons in the backyard just now, do you want to buy them back? "

Everyone was shocked, wax gourd...

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