Deng Ergou's Story of Joining the Army

Ergou was walking home with his mother, seeing his mother's mouth-to-ear smile, the unhappiness of being affected by the big tall man just now dissipated, and even his steps became much lighter.

Before reaching the door of the house, Er Gou Niang couldn't bear it anymore and told Er Gou to find him a good job as a soldier.

Er Gou was not happy when he heard it, he was so far away from home, he couldn't even see his mother, so he blurted out to his mother after thinking about it: don't go.

Er Gou Niang was still immersed in excitement, when Er Gou said this, she didn't realize it for a while, she was stunned for a few seconds, and when she realized it, she slapped her slipper, and said while beating: "You bastard, you don't study hard, If you don’t work hard in the field, you can even go to the village chief’s house to help feed the pigs and you can make the pigs run out of the fence. Now I’ve finally found you a job, but you still don’t go! What do you want to do? Do you want to go to heaven?”

Talking and beating, beating and crying, crying and yelling, "I live a miserable life, the man died early, the cub pissed and pissed, and he was raised by a father and a mother, how is it now, I have learned to be stubborn, Daqiang, I am tired from life..."

Ergou is most afraid of his mother crying, Ergou's mother can call all the wild dogs nearby when she cries, especially if his mother cries, fights and fights, Ergou is a stubborn person, so he will not admit his mistake.

In the end, Er Gou Niang had no choice but to lock Er Gou in the house without food or drink, trying to force Er Gou to surrender.Not to mention, Er Gou Niang really grasped Er Gou's pulse. This Er Gou is a bit smart, strong, capable of farm work, and is not afraid of suffering, tiredness, or ghosts. The only thing he is afraid of is hunger.

I usually eat five meals a day, one meal in the morning, one meal at noon, one meal at noon, one meal in the middle of the afternoon, and another meal in the evening.

Not to mention anything else, just Ergou's eating posture looks scary.

When I got up in the morning, the second son of a bitch steamed the steamed buns by herself, and I ate five of the steamed buns at a meal, dry food, and I had to pour two bowls of millet porridge into my stomach, otherwise I would be hungry quickly.

There are four remaining meals, each of which consists of seven corn buns, and occasionally a meal of rice, which is more than five bowls. As the saying goes, "Half a child starved to death", the second son of a bitch worries about eating every day.

I originally thought that if I sent it to the army, someone would take care of the food, and I would get a monthly allowance, and I could subsidize the family if I had enough to eat. What a wonderful job, this bastard was unwilling!Which mother doesn't love her son, the youngest son and grandson, the lifeblood of the old lady, the second son of a bitch is not willing to starve the second dog, but this kid is messed up, so he has to be punished.Er Gou Niang made up her mind and locked Er Gou in the wood house.

At first, Ergou was stubborn, but after noon, Ergou almost knelt down for his mother to eat corn bread.

The second son of a bitch saw it, and it was done and consummated.

As soon as the sun was shining, Er Gou Niang packed up the big bag of luggage for Er Gou, stuffed Er Gou with two oceans, turned around and went out.

Ergou knew that his mother was going to wipe away tears, and Ergou didn't know how to coax people, so he thought it was time to give his mother some time, so he stood at the door for a few minutes, but he didn't expect that his mother was not going to wipe away tears, but to pack pickles for Ergou Fearing that Ergou would have nothing to eat on the way, he packed thirty steamed buns and five steamed buns with fine flour. Ergou looked at his mother with red eyes.

The horn rang outside, Er Gou Niang calmed down, and said to Er Gou: Don't embarrass your mother, do it well!

The second dog responded, turned around and left the yard, got into the car and left, and the second bitch sat in the room and stared blankly, watching the car disappear, muttering in her mouth: Little bastard, I don’t even know how to look back After one glance, after speaking, the tears could not be stopped.

It was Ergou’s first time in a car, and he sat next to the old man tightly holding the burden his mother had given him. The old man patted Ergou on the shoulder with a smile, and introduced himself: “Little brother, don’t be nervous. My name is Zhu Peijun, Major General. You can call me Master Zhu.

Er Gou's little abacus was crackling in his heart. Since this person is a teacher and seems to have something to do with the village chief, I have to hold my thigh tightly.

Hurry up and nod like a dog: yes yes yes, Master Zhu, my name is Deng Ergou, and I will follow you from now on, Master. If there is something wrong, just beat me. I have been beaten by my mother since I was a child. ,It's fine.

Master Zhu laughed out loud after hearing this, and then asked: "Little brother, I don't beat people, can you tell me why you call me Ergou?"

"Because my mother said, a cheap name is easy to support"