Paranoid General's Little Bamboo Horse

Someone carefully touched Jiang Shaoshui's face and giggled: "Brother Shaoshui, get up and teach me how to ride a horse."

Jiang Paishui knew who he was just by hearing the voice, but he didn't dare to open his eyes, for fear that he would lose sight of him and be disappointed.

Rong Chun tilted his head to look at him for a while, then threw himself into his arms: "Why is Brother Passing Water pretending to be asleep?"

He still felt a bit unreal when the warm touch came over.Jiang Shaoshui opened his eyes slowly, and looked at Shang Rongchun's innocent eyes again, feeling his throat was choked and his eye sockets sore.

He got closer: "Brother Passing Water is going to cry?"

"No...no..." Jiang Shuishui shook his head and hugged him into his arms, "Passing Water was just a dream."

Rong Chun stretched out his small hand and patted his back.

After all, he was a child, and couldn't bear the loneliness, so he tentatively asked him again soon, if he wanted to go out and ride a horse.

Jiang Shaoshui nodded: "Let's go out and ride a horse, where is Yan Lang?"

"He went to the stables to lead the horses."

While talking, Yan Lang also arrived, he always lowered his head like that, couldn't see his face clearly, and said softly: "My lord, everything is done."

Rong Chun raised his chin: "Well, let's go."

They were the only ones in the horse garden. Jiang Shuishui led Rong Chun for a ride, and Yan Lang followed behind on his horse.

There was one thing that Jiang Shaoshui couldn't figure out, so he asked in a low voice, "Your Majesty, why did Yan Lang call you 'Prince' just now?"

Rong Chun glanced at him strangely: "Brother Passing Water hasn't woken up yet?"

"What happened?"

"Before, Uncle Wang and I made a five-year agreement. Uncle Wang led his army to the north and defeated Li Chongshan. Uncle Wang."

Jiang Shaoshui was startled, but finally smiled with the corners of his lips: "So that's how it is, it's really great."

As soon as he clamped the horse's belly, the horse picked up speed.The warm wind was blowing in front of him, and he saw a wooden house standing in the corner of the horse garden. He tugged on the reins, trying to turn the horse's head, but he couldn't use the strength.

He tilted his body and fell down.

When he woke up again, his body was shaking, and he was lying on someone's lap.

After an unknown amount of time, Mei Shusheng stroked his temples: "It's all right, I'm gone."

Jiang Shaoshui raised his head, looked at the person in front of him, and couldn't return to his senses for a long time: "Brother?"

"Well, are you scared stupid?"

He got up from the ground and looked through the window, the pursuers on the river bank stopped on the river bank.He turned around: "Brother, what is this?"

"You are going to Xiaoyingzhou, brother will go with you."

Now Jiang Shaoshui understood that he was dreaming, but this dream was too long, endless, and very bizarre.

For example, that night when Li Chongshan pressed him in front of the two tablets, he just picked up his father's tablet and gave it to Li Chongshan, but his father appeared behind Li Chongshan, swung his crutches and gave him a click, and directly gave Li Chongshan down.There is also Zhou Jin who successfully rebelled, or the old housekeeper who succeeded in assassinating, or the elder brother who separated him from Li Chongshan from the very beginning.

All of these are the most satisfactory endings for him.

Along the way, he had so many turning points that could reverse the process, but he still reached the worst result step by step.

The last dream he had was in front of the gate of Jiangfu.It was the day when he and Li Chongshan first met. At that time, Li Chongshan was still a little beggar, and he followed Jiangfu's carriage all the way to the gate of Jiangfu.Jiang Shaoshui begged his father to take him in, and said that he would be an apprentice to the coachman who drove the coach, and he would be a slave in the future.

It was at this time that his father's question came from his ears: "What should the passing water say?"

Jiang Shaoshui looked down at his short hands, gritted his teeth, took a step forward, and pushed Li Chongshan down the steps: "It stinks, I don't want you anymore."

After saying this, he woke up.

He was lying in the crystal coffin, Li Chongshan hugged him, closed his eyes, kissed the corner of his eyes, and murmured: "Passing water."

Jiang Shaoshui didn't move.He remembered that General Jianwei defeated the rebels and captured Zhennan Wang Ronghuai alive. On the day he returned to Beijing, he climbed onto the roof from the window.In fact, he didn't know what he was doing at that time, he just felt hot and wanted to blow some air, and it happened that the wind was strong on the roof.

As soon as he climbed up to the roof, he saw Li Chongshan coming back. He hated Li Chongshan so much, so he kicked a few tiles down, trying to smash his head to pieces, but unfortunately he missed.

Then Li Chongshan told him not to jump like crazy.Don't jump, he must do what Li Chongshan doesn't let him do, so he jumped off.

In the end, it was Meng Yepu's excellent medical skills who rescued him.But Meng Yepu couldn't bear to see him so uncomfortable, so he secretly stuffed him with a fake death pill.

This is also the reason why Jiang Shaoshui's dream is so long.He suspended animation for five days, and he had a dream for five days.

If the coffin stops in the general's mansion, Meng Yepu will find an opportunity to rescue him; Jiang Shaoshui knows the monks in the National Temple, and if the coffin stops in the temple, the monks will rescue him.

Too bad they were all wrong.

Li Chongshan did not send him to the National Temple, nor did he intend to bury him.This lunatic had someone make a crystal coffin to keep his body from decaying, and hug him every night as if he was still alive.

Jiang Shaoshui laughed, raised his stiff hand, and touched Li Chongshan's face.Li Chongshan held his hand, opened his eyes, and saw that he was awake, regardless of whether he was dead or alive, human or ghost, he directly hugged him into his arms, hugged him tightly, and wanted to squeeze him into flesh and blood among.

Whether it was Manu or General Jianwei, Jiang Shaoshui couldn't escape, and even death couldn't escape the palms of these two lunatics.

The author has something to say: (End of the full text) (Pang Pangsheng slipped away from the pot)

[Advance receipt of the ancient Tanwen "Trapped in the Asura Field of Four Disciples" he!And this is not a style!Favorite little cuties can be collected~]

May I ask the great master of cultivating immortals, how to teach apprentices after rebirth?

Anonymous user: Thank you for the invitation, I am in Yujian and just landed.

Let me talk about my own situation first, two apprentices, one is the light of the righteous way, and the other is halfway into the devil.

The teaching goal after rebirth is very simple, to teach the light of the righteous way, and to break the righteous bastard.

Whacking and wrestling, I seemed to find something was wrong, and then... suddenly found that the two apprentices from the previous life were also sneakily following me.

So I now have Apprentice × 2 (Junior Model) × 2 (Youth Model)

The four apprentices fought and were jealous all day long, they couldn't teach, and their heads hurt.

What does this have to do with asking questions?I mean to say—

Don't accept disciples!run away! ! !

comment:

The Light of the Righteous Way: Master, the preparations for the Immortal League Conference have been completed, please check it, Master

Bewitched bastard: Master, according to your wishes, the sect has started to eradicate evil

The Light of the Righteous Path in the Future: Good morning, Master, I learned a new set of sword techniques today, so be nice and wait for praise

Never Bewitched: Master, I feel that the demonic energy in my body is starting to scurry around again, I feel so uncomfortable, chirping

[Recommend a friend's modern article: Chunjue Dongxuan's "After Being Routine by a Green Tea Boyfriend", which is not in the same style as mine! 】

One day, my sister sent a link to He Zhicong, the straight man of steel, telling him to take a good look and not be fooled by green tea.He Zhi never read it and forgot about it.

Not long after, He Zhicong met a boy in an Internet cafe. This boy was good-looking and good at playing games. When he accidentally knocked over He Zhicong's cup while playing games, he apologized gently and politely.

He Zhicong took a fancy to the opponent's game level, said it's okay, and then added a friend along the way, intending to play together when he has time.

It seems that because of apology, the boy agreed.

Then He Zhi knew the boy's name from the beginning, and started playing games with him from time to time, and then went out to play, eat, live together, fall in love...?

Wait, is there something wrong with this development?

One day when He Zhi was browsing Moments, he suddenly remembered the link his sister sent him, and clicked on it to read "How to Identify Green Tea", which read:

1. Green Tea will find opportunities to get to know you through "unexpected" events, do things you are interested in, and get your contact information.

... He and Jiang Jianting seem to have known each other in this way.

2. Green tea will be gentle and considerate, good-natured, often speak softly, and forgive your mistakes in various things.

... Jiangjianting seems to be similar.

3. Green tea will say "You are so nice, your girlfriend must be very happy", in order to increase your self-confidence and express your admiration.

...Jiang Jianting seems to have said something similar.

4. Green tea will lure you to do ambiguous things at the right time.Especially in the dead of night, when there are only two people. (Rainy days are high incidence times)

... His first kiss seemed to be lost in the same way.

At this time, my sister sent a WeChat message: [Oh, by the way, I suddenly remembered, did you read the green tea method I sent you last time? ]

He Zhicong:...

I saw it, but maybe... a little late.