A guide to becoming a celebrity on the Internet

When Maoqiu woke up, his face was as black as coal, which didn't match his delicate and lovely face at all. Looking at the sheet that had slipped off his body, and his round body like a white lotus root, the air pressure dropped a few more degrees.

First: He has no clothes on.

Second: Who saw that he was naked.

Third: He was going to goug the man's eyes.

Fourth: There is no reason to be so capricious.

Fifth: too fat.

Shi Yu groaned a few times, he didn't seem to feel the low air pressure at all, and slept very sweetly.

There are a few pieces of clothes neatly placed beside the sofa. The fur balls are covered with black threads, and the trouser legs are full of frizzy threads. The messy threads are tangled together. Why are things that can be sewn neatly turned into pieces so!

If Shi Yu knew that the things he had worked so hard to process were so disliked, he would probably be sad for a while, but Fuqiu disliked it, so he tried his best to put on the clothes. On the yellow clothes, there was a gray duck painted on it. , it sheds tears alone.

"Childish!" Fuqiu muttered, but as everyone knows, he is now five or six years old, wearing kindergarten-style clothes, and his mumbling mouth is the most childish in the universe.

When Shi Yu woke up, he saw Mao Qiu moved a small bench and stood tremblingly on it, opening the freezer to find something.

"What are you looking for? I'll help you." The energetic voice came to the kitchen, but the hairball was so scared that it dropped the piece of meat that was just about to be stuffed into its mouth to the ground.He stared at Shi Yu who was walking over, his mind was full of terrible thoughts.

He saw me eating raw meat, does he know I'm a monster?Will he abandon me?Then I should eat him first, anyway, I am hungry.

Shi Yu picked up the meat and rubbed Fuqiu's head, "Aren't you stupid? You can't eat raw meat because there are a lot of bacteria in it. Wait, you've eaten it just now?!"

Shi Yu forcibly opened the mouth of the fur ball, there were some pieces inside, coupled with the cold air blowing on his face, this little guy definitely stuffed the meat directly out of the freezer into his mouth just now.

oh my god~

Fuqiu's face is getting more and more gloomy, coupled with the delicate baby face, it makes people feel chilly.

"I have to call the doctor. Is there any stomach discomfort? No, how did you chew such hard meat? The teeth are so good... Do you know that you can't eat what you just took out of the refrigerator in the future? You need it It can only be done after heating. Whether it is meat or vegetables, there are a lot of bacteria, don’t you want to know this in the future?”

"Huh?" Looking at Shi Yu in surprise, he didn't feel that eating raw meat was scary at all, but was worried about his stomach. Then the matter was resolved, and his stomach was completely fine, because it was the gate of the city. The door made of special materials can be swallowed casually...

"Didn't you lose your memory? How do you know you can't eat raw meat? You can eat raw meat, but you don't know it." Mao Qiu said such a long sentence for the first time, in order to induce Shi Yu to take a strange path. no return.

"Can it be eaten? I can't remember clearly, no, it should be inedible." Shi Yu always felt that his first feeling was right.

"But don't you think I'm eating well? I don't feel sick to my stomach either."

"That's right..." Shi Yu put down the hotline he was about to call again, and became half-believing.

Shi Yu found that he was also a little hungry. There was still some meat in the refrigerator, plus a bunch of vegetables, and he mixed them together in a mess and stir-fried them. Then he ate some casually. Going to the toilet for the sixth time today, God knows how he got diarrhea, Mr. Maoqiu, who has never had diarrhea, sat on the toilet blankly, blankly thinking of the frozen meat that was swallowed today, and blankly remembering what Shiyu said .

Oh~ Baby, I told you to be disobedient, frozen meat is absolutely inedible, did you hear me?

It's really unlucky, after becoming a human being, he can be so fragile like this, pouted, Maoqiu thought maybe it was because he stepped on the manhole cover and didn't jump twice when he and Shiyu entered the city in the morning, that's how bad luck happened, if If you want to ask him where he got such a superstitious idea, Maoqiu doesn't know, the memory is innate.

After a whole night of tossing, the two discovered a cruel reality the next morning, that is, they had no food in stock, and what was even more cruel was that they didn't even have any money.This is really a sad thing for the balls.

The older child and the younger child sat facing each other on both sides of the table, their legs slumped to the ground, their feet dangling in the air, and they were still discussing family affairs in a serious manner.

The teenager's parents coughed and said, "Our most important issue now is to make money. Now there is no food in stock, and we are facing starvation."

Maoqiu rolled his eyes solemnly, wanting to correct Shigure, sorry it's not us, it's you, I still have food, he is sitting opposite me talking to me now.

"I went for a stroll in our community just now, and there are several shops looking for part-time jobs...Wait, Qiuer, don't you have a name yet?!" Shi Yu's attention was inexplicably lost.

"I have to register for you, what name do you want?" Shi Yu asked.

Furball turned his head disinterestedly.

"You see you are like this again, every day you look like I'm not happy or happy, why don't you single out Mu, Mu means admiration, what you like, what we lack, let's make up for it~" Shi Yu Stretching out his arms, he poked the furball's face with his fingertips.

"Whatever you want..." Shi Mujiang jumped off the bench and went into the room.

Huh?How about talking about finding a job?

"Shi Mu, then I'm going out, you don't eat casually at home, you know? I'll be back soon." Mao Qiu sat on the window sill of the room, heard the sound of the door closing, and then stared at the upstairs. When I saw Shiyu go out.

Then he has to start acting.

There is a potted flower on the window sill, it is almost dead, Shi Yu just watered it last night, but it seems to have watered too much clumsily, Shi Mu pulled out the flower without mercy, what kind of flower is this kind of thing, in order to prevent Plants have mutated, and humans have expelled all animals and plants in the living area. These things are all synthetically cultivated, and the skins of plants are filled with various things.

I dug out the soil, then took out a seed, stuffed it into the pot, re-buried it and watered it, and then sat by and watched the seed that germinated in the soil grow a small seedling.Lying on the window sill, Shi Mu looked at the people coming and going below and wondered why Shi Yu hadn't come back yet.

Where is Shiyu now?He'd be happy to know that the hairball was going through his head 10 minutes after he left the house, but right now he's dealing with his first rejection from his boss.

"Sorry, we don't accept minors here."

Although the outbreak of animal swarms and plant pollution has caused many minors to become orphans, and the law has repeatedly changed the regulations on minors working to support their families, Shi Yu is too young, a teenage child, if this happens What can I do if there is an accident, the beast horde is about to break out recently, and it is estimated that such an age will not even be allowed to go to the streets.

"I know you are looking for a dessert introducer here, I will definitely work hard, and the salary, the salary can be halved, as long as the food is included." Shi Yu is making the last effort, he is a very friendly person , I thought my request could be satisfied, but the reality is still cruel.

"I'm sorry." The boss closed the store door. At this critical moment, if he was found to have hired such a young child laborer, he probably would not open the store.

Shi Yu looked at the closed door and sighed, the door opened again, a piece of cake was placed on the ground, and the "Beng" door closed again.

Afterwards, I tried a few places in succession, all of which ended in failure. The shop owners all gave Shiyu something more or less. Even if they were rejected, they felt warm in their hearts. Bao and a salted fish went home, and when they passed by the household registration office, they took the little guy's hair and registered through genetic comparison.

Holding a brand new magnetic strip of household registration and Shimu's identity chip, he went home humming a little song.

"You asked me how much I love you."

"How much I love you..."

"Your love will not change, my love will not change."

"the moon represents my heart."

Shi Mu looked out of the window boredly, and saw Shi Yu at a glance at the corner, Shi Yu was carrying a big bag in his hand and talking to the aunt at the corner, and then changed the bag in his hand with the aunt's , Shi Mu suddenly felt that it felt good to stay in one place and wait for someone to come back. There was a particularly warm feeling. After a while, the person who was waiting for him would open the door and said to himself with a smile, Shi Mu, I bought There are a lot of delicious food, come and try! !

When Shi Mu walked up to the door, the heavy door opened with a click, and Shi Yu said to him with a smile just as he had just imagined, "Shi Mu, there is meat today, fresh meat, you eat the buns first Pad pad, I'll look for the recipe, and I'll give you delicious food when the time comes!!"

Shi Mu saw that the bag containing the meat was a red eco-friendly woven bag, which Shi Yu just exchanged for a long time with the aunt downstairs.A piece of salted fish is exchanged for a bag of meat.

The steamed stuffed bun exudes a tempting aroma, Shi Mu sat in front of the table, it was the first time that he left so much food in front of him when he was hungry, put down the tableware, stared at the busy person in the kitchen, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly For a moment, that was the only expression Shi Mu showed so far besides anger and contempt.

The soft lighting, the busy kissers wearing aprons, at this time Shimu was at a loss as to what words to use to describe it, but later on, as long as this is the feeling of "home"...