Pursuing sentient beings, I shed tears

The deep night sky is full of stars, and the surrounding is quiet. The street trees on both sides of the road cast their shadows, and the atmosphere is quiet

You can even hear the sound of leaves falling to the ground.

"Fuck, it's going to be late, it's going to be late, an unknown object is flying towards you in the distance, and when it gets closer, it's a boy, muttering something, with an anxious expression on his face."

If you listen carefully, you can hear the name of a series of dishes such as Braised Pork Ribs, Honey Sauce Chicken Wings, Vegetable Tofu

Besides, Ye Ye, the nagging master, has an ordinary family background, ordinary experience, and ordinary family. In short, he is an ordinary person who cannot be more ordinary.

boy.

In addition to a mother with a strange taste in the family, and a father with bronchitis, he spent a (probably) with

Different childhoods, such as wearing flowing pink princesses and going shopping with his mother, being dressed as a Barbie doll to go out

It's not a problem to see my best friend~~ Hehe, it's all a bitter history.Ye Ye said that there is such a mother, he said Alexander, during the

I have protested countless times, and I have always bowed down to my mother's tearful attack and my father's serious expression.

If it is known by classmates, who can understand the pain of being considered a pervert!Who can understand the pain of not being able to find a girl.

Watered by her mother's love (mother talking to herself), Ye Ye has successfully grown into a facial paralyzed person. As for the heart, don't worry about the details.

Ye Ye, who was running, suddenly realized that something was wrong. Is this road so long?I usually get home soon!

Ye Ye looked around, and found that it seemed as if he had seen this scene just now, or did he say that Lu Jia has become here recently~~~

Ye Ye, who felt more and more gloomy as he walked, stopped and took out a certain fruit to make a call. After the broadcast, he found that there was no signal on the phone. How could there be no signal when digging! ! !

Dumbfounded face! ! !

"Hey, is anyone here!! Hey, is anyone here, make a sound!!" Ye Ye cried out with an inexplicable panic in his heart

"Squeak~~~~~~~" Suddenly there was a squeak from everywhere and it was still going on

Ye Ye was stiff all over, he thought he should go to greet Max, this is a fucking coincidence, is it a coincidence.Ye Ye comforted himself

"I already squeaked, why don't you speak now?" There was the sound of breathing next to his ear, and the words sounded clearly, Ye Ye never spoke again.

Can't fool himself, he took a deep breath and turned his head like a hero, then he(⊙o⊙)~~~Ye Ye felt that he

His face could hardly be stretched anymore. Anyone who sees a gourd floating in the air will probably not be too calm. Ye Ye said that he can bear it.

The power is still very strong! !He is still alive!

But Ye Ye passed out in the next second, because Hulu blinked those black peas

He opened his mouth and said, "You are already dead!" ⊙﹏⊙

Ye Ye, who hadn't breathed a sigh of relief, finally passed out. Before he fainted, what appeared in his mind was braised pork ribs. Ye Ye would never admit that he was a foodie! !

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