Rivers and Lakes - Xiuzang Colleagues

Once upon a time there was a Second Young Master named Ye Wenshui.

One day, the second young master practiced his sword in a deserted corner of the villa, by the shore of the lake.

"The wind is coming to Wushan -------------- ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"Turn yourself into the lake!

"Damn it! Fucked! Grumble gurgle gurgle! Help! Help! Cough cough cough! Help...help..." The poor second young master who can't swim Under the drag of the epee and the jewelry and gold pendant, it sank straight down!

"Gudu Gudu Gudu..." The second young master spat out bubbles and sank...

Once upon a time, there was a Master Xiu, his name was Xiao Lang, he flew to Hidden Sword Mountain Villa to see the snow, but he landed in a deserted corner, on the shore of a lake, he was surprised to see the water in the lake constantly bubbling. Look, there is a second young master who can't swim in the water, spitting bubbles and gurgling.

Master Xiu laughed unkindly for a long time, and the second young master struggled and shouted: "Help...help...help me."

Master Xiu laughed hahaha and fished out the second young master.

The second young master was lying on the bank panting, Master Xiu thoughtfully pressed on his stomach, helping him to push out the choking water.

Master Xiu looked at Er Shao who was coughing and wheezing like an old man with big characters lying on the ground, and endured it for three seconds.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

"Laughing... laughing fart! Bastard... bastard!" Even though the second young master couldn't stop panting, the curse words were full of breath.

"Why do you come to the villa?"

Master Xiu looked at Ye Wenshui with his arms under his pillow, and said leisurely: "Come and see the scenery, I caught a golden chicken by the way."

"Go (ノ｀Д)ノ!"

Ye Wenshui said sullenly, "I'm warning you! Don't tell anyone what happened today!"

"I'm not interested in talking about such a shameful thing."

"You, you, you swear!" Ye Wenshui swung his light sword, baring his teeth and claws.

"Okay, okay, I swear." Master Xiu looked at Ye Wenshui with a gentle, drowning smile and said, "If I tell others about the fact that you fell into the water after practicing a big windmill and you are laughed at... "..."

"Huh? How about it!"

"I'll help you beat the person who made fun of you!"

"Ahhh! I'll kill you first!"

The second young master swung his epee and threw it at Master Xiu, Master Xiu walked a long distance with his feet.

"Stop! I must kill you to silence you."

"Ask the water, kill me, are you willing?"

"Kill you and give Datang a ration!"

One pink and one white are making noise by the lakeside, and the grass and trees are restless.

But in terms of footwork, Wenshui has never caught up with Xiao Lang. I don't know why, Xiao Lang is a slippery person. When Ye Wenshui and Ye Wenshui sparred on weekdays, Ye Wenshui looked at the other's dangling sleeves and touched it. Can't touch it.

When can, catch him?

"Wait for my master to find you one day! You will! You will..."

Xiao Lang stood still, turned around and asked, "So what?"

Ye Wenshui was dumbfounded looking at that gentle and bright smile.

So what if you catch him?Ye Wenshui couldn't think of a reason.

His martial arts are far above mine, maybe, I will never be able to catch up with him in my life.

Ye Wenshui was very sad about being hit by himself, put away his sword, and said angrily: "What's the matter? Have you brought any money?"

"I brought it, you need to use it." Xiao Lang took out his small wallet, it was pink and tender...

"Hey! Is your Xiufang painting style so pink?"

"It's always been like this, isn't it ugly?" Xiao Lang looked down at his own appearance.

Not ugly, very beautiful, Xiao Lang is very good-looking, fair and beautiful, tall and thin, taller than me!Ye Wenshui became upset, snatched Xiao Lang's wallet, poured out some broken silver, threw the small bag back in disgust, and said sarcastically, "Using such a purse, it's a bitch."

Xiao Lang was not angry when he heard him mention his mother more than once, put away his small money, and said to Ye Wenshui: "What are you doing with my money?"

"I want you to take care of it! I am useful."

"Oh, is that enough?"

Xiao Lang is such a good old man, Ye Wenshui was ashamed, "That, it's not that I won't pay you back! I'm not short of money!"

"You're not short of money and you're still robbing me?!"

Ye Wenshui was dazed, rushed over and snatched Xiao Lang's purse, poured out all the money, returned the money to Xiao Lang, and put the purse in his bosom.

"Stingy! I took them all away!"

"It's not you..."

"What's the matter with me?" Ye asked Shui.

"What are you doing with my purse?"

Ah? !

Ye Wenshui looked at the purse in his hand, blushing, "You, you, me, me..."

Xiao Lang immediately clarified: "You took it yourself, don't blame me!"

"However, Wenshui, if you like it, I can give it to you." Xiao Lang smiled ambiguously.

Ye Wenshui threw the purse back with a dark face, Xiao Lang sighed: "You still have such a childish temper, I really don't understand what you are going to do, you want money and purse."

Ye Wenshui was so angry that he couldn't speak, he was really angry that he became a fool when he met Xiao Lang, did stupid things and said stupid things, and was ashamed.

"I'm going back, goodbye." The second young master left with a look of hopelessness.

Xiao Lang called him: "Ask for water!"

"what?"

"Well, it's okay, it's okay, let's talk about it next time." Xiao Lang thought for a while and still didn't say anything.

Ye Wenshui left listlessly.

Master Xiu looked at his listless back and smiled again, you idiot.

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