The funny daily life of everyone in the black basket

The daily life of the Sutoku scooter duo

After the physical education class today, there will be elective courses.Takao stopped by leaning against a tree.

"I don't want to go, I'm so tired."

Midorima didn't even look back and said casually: "You can climb, you can roll."

Takao's resentful voice came from behind: "Xiaozhen, you are so ruthless..."

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In the cafeteria at noon, Xiude's light and shadow are satisfying his appetite.

"Xiaozhen, has anyone confessed to you?

"Yes, when I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, a boy in the first grade was instigated by several boys in the fifth grade to tell me."

Takao: (￣工￣lll)

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On the way home in the evening, Gao Wei was still riding his scooter to drive Mr. Ace.

Takao: "Xiaozhen, it is said that this Saturday is the day when the moon is closest to the earth, which may cause disasters such as earthquakes and tides. Don't sleep too hard that night."

Midorima: "Hurry up and buy some rope."

Takao: "Oh, Xiao Zhen is afraid that he won't be able to escape then, are you going to hang himself?"

Midorima: "Nonsense, the rope is used to tie the heating pipe and jump from the window."

Takao: (⊙o⊙)

Passing a residence on the road, a group of teenage girls stood on the balcony singing lonely love songs.Listening to the out-of-tune lyrics, Takao thought: Maybe we can take Miyaji-senpai and Otsubo-senpai to comfort them.

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At the annual school festival, Takao pulled the reluctant Midorima to set up a stall of tea eggs, an ancient food from China.By the way, I brought a few people from the basketball team to do the publicity. They were very reluctant, but Takao’s tea eggs were very good, and they had never eaten such a strange but delicious stuff, so they reluctantly agreed. .Then when I heard Takao's slogan, I had the urge to kill.

Takao: "Don't miss it when you pass by. Do you want to have Otsubo-senpai's strong body? Do you want to have Makoto's flowing hair and charming eyes? Like Miyaji-senpai, who always smiles and has an alluring appearance , Irritable and severe personality? As long as you eat our tea eggs, everything will be fine."

Someone who was intoxicated by the hot-blooded propaganda didn't notice the mountain-like resentment behind him. A few people were shrouded in dark clouds and glared at Gao Wei in front. Anyway, this guy deserved a beating.

Takao felt that these were not enough, and increased his horsepower to promote, "Eat our tea eggs, and at the same time, it comes with a multi-functional cane. This cane has functions such as anti-wolf, scratching, docking, nunchaku, etc." Several people behind were dumbfounded Generally looking at the green bamboo poles standing next to the stall, "Think about when your family is ruined and you are wearing a sack, don't you want to have a fresh, delicious, tender and juicy tea egg, which will show your identity, increase your sense of superiority, and increase your confidence." , charm, etc. come one after another..."

The strings in Midorima's brain broke with a bang, and she wanted to kick the guy who was caught in extreme convulsions and couldn't be arrogant into the sky.But as soon as he took a step, his foot slipped and he plunged into a porcelain bowl containing tea eggs on the stall.While supporting the stand to stand up, I heard Takao's voice continuing: "Did you see, my teammates couldn't help but bury themselves in the tea eggs first."

With a bang, Luma was killed on the ground in front of the stall.