My sweeping robot has become a master!

Chapter 017

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[Chrysanthemum Terrace Forum][Water District][Tucao]Theme: First time to play in this forum?(????ω????)?

Landlord: chubby

0th Floor:

It's the first time I come to this forum, it's so troublesome to register, and I'm shocked when I click in, the posts of Shuiqu @小配角色 accounted for half of the country, dare to ask is Wang Feng under the skin?

Baby on the 1st floor, come to my bowl: The new host may not know that the IDs of this forum are the vests of small supporting roles. If you don’t believe me, let me show you another proof.

The 2nd floor is not happy: I changed it, and I will show the host a different one.

Drinking tea and eating melons on the 3rd floor: I have changed it, and I will show the host a different one.

One Night Mountain and River on the 4th floor: I changed it, and I will show the host a different one.

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Supporting actor on the 17th floor: Enough of you upstairs!The newcomer is smooth, welcome the newcomer.Since the administrator made the registration into a real-name system of mobile phone number + ID card, there has been no newcomer to the forum for half a year (sigh). I have never seen such a penny-pinching administrator. In order not to spend money to buy space, he restricts others from registering.

Yuan Gungun on the 18th floor replied to the supporting actor: Be careful what you say!It's not an administrator, if you have the ability to pay for it yourself!

On the 19th floor, Mountains and Rivers replied roundly: . . . . .I seem to have misread something.Newcomers, please be careful what you say, you dare to offend our altar favorite.

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On the 25th floor, Yuan Gungun was unhappy and replied: This is the first time I have met such a suffocating newcomer, and I need to be trained ♂♂♂♂♂.

The baby on the 26th floor came to my bowl and replied unhappy: You just climb the wall like this in front of @一夜山河?Xiaoyeye's tutoring is not strict.

One night on the 27th floor, Shanhe replied, baby, come to my bowl:. . . . . .your sister!

Drinking tea and eating melons on the 28th floor: I will just silently ask someone @名字希望好

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The shit shovel officer held me in his arms to play with the computer, and Ling Du I was cooking in the kitchen.

Since meeting Yuanyuan in the office yesterday, the relationship between Xiao Peijue and Ling Du I has become one step closer.Moreover, Lingdu I shamelessly said that he lost me before, and was picked up by Xiao Peijue on the road, and now he wants to take me away.

Faced with such helplessness, Xiao Peijue had a lot of backbone at first.But before the night was over, he sent a WeChat message to Ling Du I aggrieved, and said shamelessly: "Brother Hammer really wants to make money."

Ling Du I: "Then you can bring it to my house too."

Xiao Peijue: "Yeah!!! It's not enough to take away the cat! The sweeping robot also wants to take it away! Don't you even let me go!"

Ling Du I: "Are you flirting with me?"

"..." Xiao Peijue threw the phone away angrily, and rolled on the bed hugging the quilt.

My shit-shoveling officer is just so worthless.

So after get off work the next day, Xiao Peijue waited in the parking lot even more shamelessly.Lingdu I got out of the elevator and unlocked the car from a distance, Xiao Peijue immediately opened the door and sat in.

"..." Ling Du I smiled, walked over and sat in the driver's seat, took out a can of fruit beer from the small refrigerator on the side, and threw it to Xiao Peijue in the passenger seat.

He said: "Since the sweeping robot wants to attract money, why don't you bring it over? You come to the door on your own initiative, and of course I won't stop you."

Xiao Peijue tried his best to be smart: "My whole family is delivered to your door, why is my whole family so stupid?"

Ling Du I: "So you think you are the stupidest in your family?"

"..." Xiao Peijue tugged on Lingdu I's seat belt, "Hurry up and open the door for labor and management!"

I am sad.Although I used to think that the shit shovel officer was a bit stupid, but at least he was still a normal person, but now that I met Ling Du I, I felt that I was a cat at the bottom of the well. I didn’t know that the normal IQ was originally represented by Ling Du I of.

When he got downstairs, Ling Du I went to the supermarket and bought something that looked like chewing gum at the checkout.When he put the "chewing gum" in his pocket, Xiao Peijue lowered his head and pretended not to see it.

Then he saw me.

Xiao Peijue hugged me, and Lingdu I went to the kitchen with the convenience bag.He was afraid that Xiao Peijue would be bored, so he said: "Watch and play on the computer and TV, and there are some snacks in the refrigerator, so you can eat whatever you want."

Xiao Peijue went to grab a bag of potato chips, then turned on the computer and browsed the forum.I miss him a lot, but my neck and nose can't help stretching towards the kitchen. Oh, it's so delicious, I feel like I can have a big meal today.

After browsing the forum for a while, Xiao Peijue found a variety show to watch. Lingdu I was wearing an apron, walked over and knocked on the door: "It's time to eat."

During the meal, Xiao Peijue was a little absent-minded, I could see it, and Ling Du I must have seen it too.But he didn't say anything, he just brought food for Xiao Peijue.He looks cold and scary, but he bought a piece of chicken breast specially for me, smashed it and put it aside for me to eat happily.

If only Xiao Peijue had his care and cooking skills.

Halfway through the meal, Xiao Peijue finally couldn't hold back anymore, and asked: "A newcomer came to the forum today... It's not that I have persecution paranoia, but he not only made posts specifically to complain about me, but also choked me under every post." ...Is it your lover's trumpet?"

"I don't have a lover." Ling Du I said quickly, "I have a wife."

Xiao Peijue: "...!!!"

"You're not happy?" Ling Du I said slowly, "That's not okay, you didn't object when you bought this."

He said, and threw a pack of "chewing gum" on the table.

I jumped over and caught it.

The author has something to say: writing meat from a cat’s perspective, it’s a shame to think about it hahahahahahahahahaha