My sweeping robot has become a master!

Chapter 009

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[Chrysanthemum Terrace Forum][Water District][Publication]Subject: [Chinese Valentine's Day Gifts] The forum has been upgraded and new functions have been added, see inside for details

Landlord: A common name is better

0th Floor:

The new function has been finished a long time ago, waiting for the official launch of Qixi Festival, but I have been working overtime before, and there was a delay during Qixi Festival, so I am here to inform you today.

The upgrade function is as follows:

80. Expand the album space: users who have registered for half a year and have points > 1 have no less than [-]G album space. As the activity increases, the space will increase accordingly.

[-]. Add the CP stamp: In principle, the forum does not care about the three-dimensional grievances, but being loyal in a relationship is what everyone should do. The CP stamp is unconditionally applied, and the specific rules can be viewed by clicking on the public information.

[-]. Voice function: It is not allowed to send words like Jiaochuan (smiling face)

The baby on the 1st floor comes to my bowl: I strongly oppose the second article!Why public abuse of dogs!

Passerby A on the 2nd floor: The first one... tsk tsk, this should be @小配角

Baby on the 3rd floor, come to my bowl: The first one... tsk tsk, it should be @小配角 here

……

Passerby B on the 11th floor: The first one... tsk tsk, it should be @小配角 here

Drinking tea and eating melons on the 12th floor: The first one... Tsk tsk, this should be @小配边

Drinking tea and eating melons on the 13th floor: Why is it past ten o'clock today and I still haven't seen @小配角和@一夜山河?Can these two get together? !

……

Baby on the 17th floor, come to my bowl and reply to drink tea and eat melon: @不happy and didn't show up...I can smell the smell of □□, do you have it!

[System Prompt] The user [baby come to my bowl] was banned for 30 minutes by the administrator [the name should be common].Reason for Ban: None.

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My name is Zhaocai, a noble cat with two excrement shovelers.

One is Xiao Peijue, and the other...of course not Little Hammer, his name is Xiao Shan.In my memory, he was very flat and small, only the size of Xiao Peijue's cell phone.I always thought he was just a smart phone guy, but I later found out that there are many different faces in Xiao Peijue's phone.Isn't it scary?

Today, I was squatting on the top of the cabinet overlooking my territory, when Xiao Peijue suddenly brought one back.He is a dead house, and he doesn't socialize at all at ordinary times, but he brought people home one after another, feeling that something big is going to happen.

The one he brought back today is better-looking than the one yesterday——the one yesterday, it’s okay to be slippery, and the voice is still cold and malicious.evidence?The evidence is that he dragged Xiao Peijue into the room and locked me out!I scratched at the door in the middle of the night, and finally the little hammer came and dragged me away.

Little Hammer said, "They're making fire like this, you're easy to get angry."

I... don't understand: "But that bed belongs to me! It belongs to me! Meow!!!"

The little hammer said: "Fortune and fortune, stop shaking your beard... I can't help but want to pull it out..."

"..."

Today's one is dressed like Xiao Peijue, it's so soft and soft, I can't help but want to put my paws on it.Just as I was doing this, Xiao Peijue sneered: "Xiao Shan, Zhaocai still remembers you!"

How did Xiaoshan become so big from a mobile phone? ? ?I looked up at him and rolled down in shock.

"Hahaha, it's very good, as expected of the name I gave it." Xiao Shan held my neck, sat down on the sofa, and picked up the comb beside me to comb my hair.

All I knew was that all humans are slaves to cats.

In the next second, I heard Xiao Shan ask, "Where's your sweeping robot, is it still working?"

"It's great!" Xiao Peijue picked up the small hammer in the corner and walked over with a smile, "When I was not at home, Zhaocai made a mess of my house, but after I have Brother Hammer, it is clean every day. Well, it's kind of weird—”

Xiao Peijue sat next to Xiao Shan and said, "Zhaocai's food intake is small, and he likes to throw unfinished small dried fish around. Brother Hammer actually tidied it up. This function is a bit black technology!"

Meow meow!Labor and management didn't litter the dried fish!

The topic changed quickly, the two of them were sitting close to each other, Xiao Shan stared at Xiao Peijue's neck, and suddenly asked again: "Your neck...was a rough day on Qixi Festival yesterday?"

"No... almost worked overtime..." Xiao Peijue blushed inexplicably.

Xiao Shan: "After five days of overtime, who will take care of Zhaocai? Don't tell me it's the sweeping robot."

Little Hammer interrupted: "I can take care of it."

I glanced at it.

Xiao Peijue: "Okay...Lingdu came yesterday, we...that's it."

"Damn it's so hot!" Xiao Shan stroked my hair, "Didn't you say that he is heterosexual and just broke up with his girlfriend?"

"I, I, I..." Xiao Peijue was aggrieved, "I don't know anything... He just put me on vacation for no reason, and then called me back to work overtime for no reason, and slept in the office for five days. The next day he secretly I took my key and sent Zhaocai to the pet store. After working overtime, I insisted on picking up Zhaocai with me. After picking up Zhaocai, I said that I would watch Zhaocai and go home... Then I just opened the door, he, he said ..."

"Hahahahaha this trick is really 6! As expected of Mr. Ling!" Xiao Shan expressed admiration, "How's his technique?"

"Go away!" Xiao Peijue stood up and moved away from him, "He just left early in the morning, so he's just walking around with you. Hey, by the way, why did you come to my place so early in the morning? "

Xiao Shan stroked my hair again: "Last night, Gao Pingyu came to see me and took the high-speed train for six hours."

"...Fuck!"

"I took the high-speed train back in the morning."

"...Fuck!"

"The two of us just sat in Starbucks on the high-speed rail for four hours."

"...What the hell?"

Xiao Peijue looked full of hatred: "Is he married? Why are you still teasing you! Did he get hit by a car!!"

Xiao Shan pinched my paw and raised his head: "Xiao Pei, don't you know..."

Xiao Peijue's cell phone rang suddenly, he glanced at it, and picked it up tremblingly.Ling Du I's voice came from the other end: "Are you with Xiao Shan? Do you want to have dinner together tonight?"

Xiao Peijue took the phone away, with a crying expression on his face: "Fuck...how did Ling Du I know you were here?!"

Xiao Shan sighed: "You really don't know anything."

The author has something to say: After writing this article, I will update another brain hole "I have a crush on a Teddy"

This article is a cat, Teddy is a dog...but the direction of the brain hole is different ww

You can bookmark my column, I will try to update it in the future~ I am currently trying to save the manuscript =3=