My sweeping robot has become a master!

Chapter 005

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[Chrysanthemum Terrace Forum][Water District][Tucao]Theme: The murderer comes out! ! !Otherwise, I will live broadcast suicide! ! ! !

Landlord: small supporting role

Level 0: You guys are so annoying!Who did it, restored all the photos in my cloud album! ! ! !How embarrassing, please come out and surrender yourself! ! ! ! !

Baby on the 1st floor, come to my bowl: Today's cutie doesn't have Jie Bao.

Small supporting role on the 2nd floor: Damn, the title is wrong, it’s ID suicide... @名字带点是好 The administrator can help me revise the QAQ

The little supporting actor on the 3rd floor replied, baby, come to my bowl: Brother Wan, your hand speed... How many times do you browse the forum every minute?

Passerby A on the 4th floor: Is the threat of ID suicide considered malicious and cute?

Passerby B on the 5th floor: It's quite malicious and cute.

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Drinking tea and eating melons on the 9th floor: Today's cutie is too suspicious of being malicious.

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Unhappy on the 12th floor: @一夜山河Why didn’t you show up today?

Baby on the 13th floor, come to my bowl and reply to the little supporting role: I have set special attention on you (compare heart)

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The supporting actor on the 17th floor replied to Passerby A: ... Well, I also feel a little ashamed.

The small supporting actor on the 18th floor replied to drink tea and eat melon: Uncle Gua, I was wrong QAQ

The supporting actor on the 19th floor replied unhappy: Xiao Yeye is on a business trip, and there is no APP in the forum, so it is normal that he did not appear.

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The name of the 27th floor should be more common: on this floor, all those who say that the host is acting cute maliciously will deduct ten forum points.I didn’t give a reason for the unified operation of the background just now. Let me tell you now: Since the establishment of the forum, the only two rules of the forum are non-violation and five virtues and four virtues. No one’s formal clothes and vests can have any excessive words.If you can't accept it, you can only regret that your aura is not in harmony.

Drinking tea and eating melons on the 28th floor: After half an hour, no one dared to come forward and say no to the administrator.I envy our boss' aura.

Unhappy on the 29th floor: @名字希望点就是好，从我的ID was blocked more than a dozen times, and my old hooligan was forced to become a good student. @一夜山河小夜夜 Come back quickly, I can’t sleep without seeing you (Ge Youlie.jpg)

Small supporting role on the 30th floor: This awkward atmosphere... has a sense of sight in the face of a cold-faced BOSS who suddenly goes berserk.Don't mind, everyone, the rules are like this, but I actually don't care.

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The name on the 35th floor should be common enough to reply to the supporting role: It’s past zero, go to sleep.

The little supporting actor on the 36th floor replied with a more common name: uh... ok... weakly, what's wrong with you today, boss, you seem to be in a bad mood.Shunmao, good night.

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boom--

There was a loud slam of the door... oh no, it wasn't the sound of the door being slammed shut violently.I lifted my head from the pillow and saw the shit shovel officer slamming his head into the glass door of the bathroom.

The shit shoveler doesn't go to work today.Probably because he was used to being oppressed by the capitalists, he still woke up very early, thinking that he had to go to work, hurried to take a shower, and fell.Hey, idiot.

After the shit shovel officer fell, the little hammer rushed over immediately.The sycophant.I yawned, walked over, and sat down on the shit shovel officer's face.

The excrement shovel officer was lying on the ground with a look of lovelessness, but at this moment he suddenly laughed, hugged me and sat up.The little hammer turned twice on the ground and looked at us blankly.This idiot, doesn't he understand who is the master in this family?

After the shit-shoveling officer smoothed my hair for me, he took out his phone slowly: "Bo, Mr. Ling, are you really not going to work today? What, what? Three days? Why, why? Too, too tired? You, are you tired and don't want to see me?"

After hanging up the phone, the shit-shoveling officer said to himself: "Has the boss been dumped by a girl recently? Why has his temper become so weird? He's on vacation for no reason, and only I'm on vacation... Damn, because I saw The picture of him being dumped by the girl, he is warning me???"

The shit shovel officer got confused, hugged me and started dialing the number again: "Xiaoyeye, is your studio still short of people? Our BOSS gave me a vacation for no reason, or three days, I'm afraid he is warning me not to be a girl Tell me about being dumped. It’s impossible to be dumped by a girl? Hahahaha, you think it’s impossible, right? His kind of rich second-generation domineering president looks like a group of wives and concubines hahahahaha But it’s true, that girl dumped that day He slapped him and said, 'Lingdu I, are you worthy of me', I was shocked..."

Gossip is just gossip, the shit shovel officer actually hugged me and the little hammer, and let us reproduce the scene at that time.Really... stupid.

I'm the one with the slap.

The little hammer is not at all like the perverted BOSS of the shit shovel officer. It just stared at me blankly, as if it didn't understand what was going on, and after a long while, it cautiously came over and said, "Recruiting money, the master is doing it for you." punish me?"

……Fool.

I am the master.

The little hammer continued: "If you are angry, you can continue to beat me. I, I will restrain my obsessive-compulsive disorder in the future."

In the middle of last night, when the poop shoveler was surfing the forum, the little hammer suddenly rushed over, and I was licking my hair at that time.Recently, my hair fell out a bit badly, and the shit shovel officer collected some for me, and said that I would use it to make an identical doll for me in the future.Now I have accumulated a lot of hair that fell out. Yesterday I was licking and collecting the hair that fell out, and I accidentally sneezed... When the hair was flying, the small hammer suddenly rushed over and instantly wiped all the hair Absorb light.

What's even more irritating is that it keeps chasing me, wanting to suck the hair off my body.Uh... anyway, it is an offense that a king cannot bear.

As for fried hair... I don't have any.I just yelled and asked the shit shovel officer to teach this ignorant person a lesson for me.The shit-shoveling officer, an idiot, laughed at the time, turned his head and shared his cat-raising experience with others on WeChat: "To raise a cat, you really need a sweeping robot. As soon as the cat hair falls to the ground, it will be cleaned up quickly!"

Meow!

"Ahhh—" I bit the shit shovel officer's arm hard, and I committed the idiot above.

The shit shovel officer forgot about it the next day, but Little Hammer still remembered it and thought I was still angry.Hmph, am I that stingy?

After all, I also forgot.