My sweeping robot has become a master!

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[Chrysanthemum Terrace Forum][Water District][Tucao]Subject: My sweeping robot seems to be fine!

Landlord: small supporting role

0th Floor:

Fuck!Fuck! !I'm so crazy! ! !My sweeping robot seems to be fine! ! ! ! QQ

I have read other people's jokes about sweeping robots before, and I thought it was cute, so I bought one, but the next day after I came back, it went to heaven!

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Look, look, how did it get on the balcony? Damn it!Was he an astronaut in his previous life? Damn it!Fuck! !I'm so crazy! ! !

ID baby on the 1st floor, come to my bowl: cutie, your Jiebao is cracked.

On the 2nd floor overnight: Show off your wealth in disguise! (Point!) This is currently the most expensive one on the market, but its performance is also super good, and it also has a voice function.I've been waiting for the holiday sale and it's only $[-]! ! ! PS brother, you can see the picture if you switch to IE.

The third floor is not happy: there are still people using IE, the second brother must be a cute program dog w

Drinking tea and eating melons on the 4th floor: Unhappy and flirting with Xiao Yeye again (eating melons.jpg)

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Passerby A on the 17th floor: Fuck, I’ve already scrolled to the second page, so no one pays attention to the sweeping robot of the landlord’s house? ? ?No matter how expensive it is, it’s impossible to go to heaven. Little cutie, ask if your family made it up. If it breaks, you will lose money.

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20th floor: The little supporting actor replied, baby, come to my bowl: Brother Wan is on the sofa again QAQ, please do not molested

Floor 23: The little supporting actor replied to One Night Mountain and River: Xiao Yeye, you know that I am poor!I can't even afford cat food!I decided to buy this one after watching your sweeping robot test video. After all, it is a home appliance. If it is too cheap, I have to wait for it myself. Besides, the owner of the shoveling officer will always only have one QAQ

Floor 27: The little supporting actor replied drinking tea and eating melon: (hands out [-] cents) Here is a pack of spiced melon seeds, let's watch without talking.

28th Floor: The little supporting actor replied to Passerby A: Passerby, you are a good person QAQ I am a single dog, live alone, and there is a cat at home, no other creatures.It couldn't be the cat, could it? ? ?

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The name on the 39th floor should be more ordinary: cute, it’s already past 12 o’clock, do you miss me if you don’t sleep?

The small supporting actor on the 45th floor replied with a more common name: the administrator please don’t tease me QAQ I’m going to sleep now, good night.

The name on the 46th floor should be more common: Good night.

The small supporting role on the 47th floor replied that the name should be more common: An~

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"Fuck, I'm going to be late again!"

boom--

With a loud slam of the door, I opened my eyes from the pillow, and that stupid shit shoveler was late for work again.I jumped out of bed and walked towards the cat house.

As a shit shoveler, that stupid human actually prepared me a cat house that was only a little bigger than my body. What about a bed.

The cat house is so small, it is obvious that it can only be used to store small dried fish.

I lifted the blanket off the cat house, and just as I was about to pick up a small dried fish, a flat and round thing suddenly rushed over.Five seconds later, all the dried fish disappeared.

"..." Damn it.Steal my little dried fish again!I put my paw on the thing, and it started spinning and whining, as if trying to break free from my grip.Heh, I want to run away after stealing the dried fish.

This flat and round guy invaded my territory 38 hours ago, and the way of intrusion is very unacceptable to me-it was brought back by the shit shovel officer.

After the shit shovel officer brought it back, he put it on his lap for more than an hour.This also made me very unacceptable, so I reluctantly let the shit shovel officer take a hug after he took a shower.

The shit shovel officer called that flat and round guy "Brother Hammer", oh, isn't it just me who is the "brother" in this family?

Brother Hammer, no, I decided to call it Little Hammer.An hour after Little Hammer arrived home, he left the shit-shoveling officer's lap and began to rampage in my territory. The scene was so heart-wrenching that I could only jump on the TV cabinet and look down at it.

I heard this flat and round guy sing in a very cheerful tone: "La la la, I'm finally on the job, la la la, I'm going to work hard, la la la."

Ladies, have I allowed you to be my servant?

However, when Little Hammer found my long-lost fish bone under the sofa, I decided to make it my servant.

After taking a shower, the shit shovel officer saw that the little hammer had cleaned the territory very cleanly, so he happily picked me up and asked me if I wanted to play with cardboard boxes.

Ah, the cardboard box, my royal toy.I immediately abandoned the shit shovel officer and got into the arms of the cardboard box.At this moment, the world is small but safe.

The little hammer stopped in the corner to charge, and made a low but aggrieved sound, as if it wanted to come over.Heh, did you think I would give you the royal toys? How naive.I slept soundly in the cardboard box, and when I woke up the next day, the excrement shoveler was rushing out the door, and the moment the door closed, the little hammer started to work.

Much more industrious than that stupid shit shoveler.I felt very relieved, walked into the cat house and lifted the carpet... Just when I was about to touch Xiaoyugan, the little hammer rushed over with a loud shout: "Let me go!"

Five seconds, no, three seconds, at a speed of three and a half seconds, all the dried fish that I worked so hard to save were all stolen by this rebellious servant!

This is why the excrement shoveler exclaimed that his sweeping robot had become a smart one after he came back from get off work.After all, I was doing him a favor by not throwing the little hammer out the window.

But I think today's excrement shoveler will yell again after returning from get off work, "Fuck, fuck, I'm so fucking smart, brother, have you become a genius?"

Silently, I threw the whining hammer into the trash can, and sighed deeply. To be a majestic lord is to learn to be ruthless.

The author has something to say: It’s a pleasure to open a hole for a while...

The locked chapters below will be filled with new chapters one after another... The author is a little sapling with obsessive-compulsive disorder, so I will fill it out by all means.

This is just an unscrupulous brain hole. I wrote the outline a long time ago, but now I don’t necessarily write it according to the outline. 23333