General, cut off your sleeves!

There are countless ways to accumulate hatred, one of which is to provoke others by yourself, eat bad noses, and blame others for not being white enough.

This kind of person can be summed up in two words, bitch!

Not to mention how Mo Wanqing talked about life in Zou Jinchu's ear last night, when he set off early the next morning, Mo Wanqing learned to be smart, with a group of big cloaks, covered with a big hood, and the whole person went to the back of the crowd One hide, perfect.

A good disguise allowed him to spend a very harmonious morning, no matter how the other party laughed and laughed with the emperor in front, he turned a deaf ear to it.

In fact, there is nothing to inquire about, the emperor's private affairs, exclusive hobbies, we are very calm.

On the other hand, Zou Jinchu seemed rather restless. He was afraid that Mo Wanqing would not be able to accept this kind of emotion that was different from ordinary people, so he came here to enlighten him.I don't want Mo Wanqing to be a cultural youth who has already been popularized with basic knowledge. Not only is he very calm about it, but he can also see it and not worry it...

"Don't worry, I'm fine. As long as you don't torment me anymore." The latter sentence must be added, lest some guy who is too upright torment himself like a fool, such as last night.

Zou Jinchu immediately understood that he really didn't turn his head around last night, thinking that everyone wrote anonymously, and no one would find out what name he wrote.Besides, he naively thought that everyone would choose Mrs. Lian, after all, they were devout enough to flatter him in the past.

But I don't want him to think so, and others will think so.Anonymous, right?Then write as you like, some just don't like Lian Guiren's perverted attitude towards life, and write about Mo Wanqing deliberately to save his face.

Mo Wanqing was the most wronged among them, he didn't even say a word, just because of his face being tossed like this, he was jealous of him, and secretly wanted to punish him.

Is there no justice in heaven?

After finally escaping the morning, at noon everyone set up camp and made a fire to cook. A group of soldiers went to the woods to find firewood and the game that nobles like to eat.That's right, most of the nobles who come here like to bring their own ingredients, so as not to overwhelm their delicate stomachs, but since they are in the mountains, it is inevitable to have some fresh game.

Nobles who want to eat game can't do it themselves, they will only let the attendants pick and fish, and they are only responsible for talking and laughing, drinking and composing poems.

There is a person in charge of the food handling the wild game, and the cooked wild mushrooms and fresh fish are distributed to the food piles. Of course, the emperor's pile is sent first, and the others will not order rewards until the emperor has tasted it. people below.

Sitting in a group is also very interesting. Two, three or at most five people gather in front of an iron pot. The iron pot can be used for cooking or barbecue. Of course, there will be delicacies rewarded by the people above.Since they are separated, they are naturally classified according to grades. Birds of a feather flock together, like Zou Jinchu, the grade is not very low, but in order not to be polite to the above group of people, and also to make Mo Wanqing not embarrassed, he specially chose the relative A much cleaner pile of attendants.

It was surrounded by a few guards in front of the emperor, there were not many people, just two or three, and Zou Jinchu had gotten along better with them in the past, so it would be easier to eat together.

Because they were relatively far away from the main force, and they were all young and energetic men, they made fun of Mo Wanqing not long after they started working together, and even called him "the number one beauty".

Mo Wanqing knew that they had no malicious intentions, and was not angry. He just squinted at those beautiful eyes, "What's the point of joking, don't lose to me if you have the ability to drink. When the time comes, you'll admit it. I'll let you call me grandpa!"

Men often talk at the wine table, and only by drinking them down can they be convinced.

However, this plan was vetoed by Zou Jinchu, "I have to hunt in a while, so I'm afraid I'll offend Shengyan if I drink too much."

Anything that comes into contact with the emperor has to be cautious and cautious. These close servants understand these principles best. After all, if they are not careful, they will lose their heads.

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, those people who were still a little bit ready to move immediately froze, and they didn't dare to accompany Mo Wanqing.

Seeing this, Mo Wanqing gave Zou Jinchu a gouging look, and you will lose the chain at a critical moment, what a pig teammate.But even if he didn't fight for wine, he wouldn't let these men look down on him.From the violent stone-throwing of fish to the "virtuous" fish-grilling technique, the group of young people who were born with wealth were dumbfounded.

Zou Jinchu smiled helplessly, the young man's competitive spirit is still so strong, it is estimated that the anger last night was forwarded to these people.He really doesn't like being treated like a woman, no, it's not that he doesn't like it, but he hates it fundamentally.

For the first time it felt like I did something wrong and maybe shouldn't have voted for him last night.Because in his opinion, the boy doesn't look like he's finished venting his anger...

"It's delicious, the little brother is really good at cooking!"

It is the truth here that a gentleman stays away from cooking. Few men will dabble in cooking, especially the children of noble families are expressly forbidden to touch cooking.Today, only the emperor has a dedicated cook, and they are just looking for a man who can cook.

The barely made food is just to satisfy the hunger, how delicious can it be?The meat is roasted and sprinkled with salt, and the soup is still boiled and sprinkled with salt.Feel it, imagine it yourself.

When Mo Wanqing accidentally grilled two fish for them, the group of people fell in love with the taste instantly after taking a bite, and rushed to order the fish that Mo Wanqing was grilling.

"If you want to eat, go catch it yourself, these two are ours."

At this moment, Mo Wanqing felt helpless, the aloof image he managed to establish soon turned into an old woman because of getting food to eat.He shouldn't do it himself because he dislikes food!

For a while, except for Zou Jinchu and Mo Wanqing, the rest of the people here went out to catch fish together, and handed them over to Mo Wanqing for roasting after catching, all of them were more obedient than domestic dogs.

Those who ate the fish were hooked, while those who didn't ate the fish were still cursing.The movement here quickly attracted the attention of the rest of the people, and many people looked over one after another, wanting to see what delicious food caused a group of imperial guards to lose their composure.

In this way, the commotion naturally became bigger. Zou Jinchu didn't see it right, and something happened like this, but before he could figure out a way to let the group of people disperse, the emperor over there had already noticed.

Lian Guiren, who was picking fish bones for the emperor, heard a name he didn't want to hear being mentioned repeatedly, how could he hold back, and spoke first. "Hey, what's going on over there?"

With his words, Mo Wanqing had no choice but to be invited to the emperor again to accept the "attention" of the nobles.

This time, he committed the death by himself, and he will bear the blame himself, and he will be imprisoned.

Go forward, salute, stand upright, look at your nose, brother is a wooden man at this time.

The emperor sat reclined on the cushion, with one leg bent forward, and took the plate from nobleman Lian with one hand. Inside was the fish meat that the nobleman had prepared by himself. Seasoned.

Gently touched Lady Lian's face, "Thank you for your hard work, Concubine."

Turning around, he seemed to have noticed Mo Wanqing, "I heard that you are good at cooking fresh fish? Since Aifei mentioned it, you can roast two and present it."

It has to be said that his lukewarm attitude reassured Lady Lian.But letting competitors make food for him and crushing each other in terms of status is not enough for him. He wants to deal him a more fatal blow.

"Don't worry. I suddenly want to eat the special mushrooms here. I heard that it will be more delicious to bake these mushrooms in the belly of the fish. Will this little brother go there with me to pick them?"

As soon as nobleman Lian's words came out, the emperor understood his intentions, frowned and retorted: "Nonsense, this place is no better than the palace, who will be responsible if something goes wrong?"

"Hey, I heard that this little brother is very good at swordsmanship, and he shouldn't be bad at it. There is no difference between him and the guards."

Mrs. Lian's request is very weird. Although he is a man, he is also a concubine. It is not appropriate to go alone with a man in a dense forest where no one can see. Besides, picking such things can be done by guards. It doesn't matter that a nobleman like him comes here in person.

But they are favored by the emperor, as long as the emperor says yes, then it is okay, there is no need for other people to offend Mrs. Lian on such a trivial matter, and no one talks to her for a while.

Liangui over there also said that he was often detained and could not go a little farther, and wanted to go to the dense forest to see something.

Just when everyone thought that the emperor would never agree to such an unreasonable request, he unexpectedly agreed, but there was an additional requirement, that is, to bring at least one guard with him.

Only then did Lady Lian happily ask someone to fetch a small basket.

Mo Wanqing stood aside, feeling more and more mentally retarded.Call him over and ask him to cook, but also ask him to accompany the little wife to pick mushrooms?He thought, either he is sick, or this group of people are sick, it's ridiculous.And the so-called solicitation of personal opinions is just asking for the emperor's consent. If the emperor says it's okay, then he himself becomes "no problem".

I also admire that wonderful Lian Guiren. This person's IQ is about negative.As for the emperor, he has seen him twice, he is a familiar person, he may have met him twice, he does not remember his name.

Of course, he is not interested in the identity of the emperor. People who have met both sides are also indifferent to him. He pretends not to know him, and of course he pretends not to know him.No, it should be said that he would rather not know the emperor, otherwise he wouldn't be fooled by the other party's words when they met each other that day.

The matter was settled when Mo Wanqing was unable to resist. When he followed that nobleman Lian into the dense forest, he still doubted life.He is not a fool, this strange request is clearly to punish him.As for how to fix it, he has no experience and it is difficult to guess.

However, to his surprise, nobleman Lian who entered the dense forest was actually looking for mushrooms in a serious manner, except for... the request to get Mo Wanqing closer.Because the elder brother guard who was asked to protect them was being kept away by Mrs. Lian on the grounds that he didn't like to be disturbed.

What would two beautiful boys who looked like delicate flowers stand together?Bah, he is the charming flower, and he is a tough guy.

Back to the original question, the nobleman Lian called Mo Wanqing to him and chatted with him kindly, such as where is the home, how old is it and other normal topics.It's just because it's so normal that it's scary, right?