Landlord, why is there no water?

I am used to living alone, and I feel that the roots of my ears are clean. I live in Lulubi at home, as if I have moved into an acrobatic troupe in my ears, with lights and festoons all day long.I was on the sidelines for an idea of ​​the boss, and I almost tore off several hairs. I saw Lu Lubi running over with a basin of footwashing water. This scene is very familiar. The parent-child advert for feet is very warm. When Lu Lubi smiled sweetly at me, it made me want to sever the "parent-child relationship".

The friend called by the landlord came soon, and she came to lead the way.Seeing the landlord's friend, I am more sure of the identity of the landlord T. Her friend has short haircut, neutral dress, and very individual earrings on her ears.He has a handsome face, he is taller than the landlord, and he is a little handsome. I took a few sneaky glances, really, his movements are very neat and handsome.That's right, there are so many beautiful and handsome t's, why do I have to think about that little fat guy Qi Xiao in my heart?Qi Xiao, my first love, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I am no exception.She is not tall, she is a little fat, and her appearance is also ordinary, at most she is a little cute.She has a small belly and a soft belly, and when she pissed me off, she would put my head on her belly.Later, I was afraid of her health problems, so I took her for a run. At that time, I was in love, and she followed me.Quite a few men dress like men, and also imitate men's half-heartedness.Qi Xiao is honest in terms of appearance alone, but she has a flamboyant heart. I also thought that women would be different when they were together, so I finally got myself into it.

The landlord's friend hugged Daodao and coaxed it with a pout.I gave Daodao's food to her friend, and her friend also extended her hand to me generously, grinning heartily, "My name is You De, You De, You De, you have gained and lost."

"Hello, my name is Lu Lubi." Lulu immediately pushed me aside, held Youde's hand aggressively, and then pointed at me. "She is Lu Lubi's girlfriend."

I covered my forehead, slapped Lu Lubi down, and then shook Youde's hand in a friendly way. "Hello, my name is……"

"Xiao Wan, Zhao Wan." You De seems to be a person who loves to laugh, "I know, Xia Xia told me."

"Xia Xia?"

"Yeah, Xia Youqing." Daodao was a little fussy, and You De lowered his head to tease it again, "Master of the little baby Daodao."

This intimate title, it seems that Youde has a good relationship with the landlord, and it seems that the landlord's sexual orientation is very likely*... It made my heart surge a little, "Where is Sister Youqing now?"

"She has gone to the United States again." You De said, "But she will be back in a few days, and the editor is urging her to submit the manuscript."

"Uh-huh."

When You De was about to go out, he poked his head out again, "Miss Xiaowan, what is your WeChat account? I just came to this city not long ago, and I want to..."

"What do you want to do?" Lulu looked at You De "viciously".

"I'm not very familiar with this place yet, I want to ask Miss Xiaowan..." You De was stunned, and then explained to Lu Lu in detail.I hurriedly pulled Lulu behind me, but don't let Lulu piss off the landlord's friend, I still want to stay here for a while. "no problem."

Lulu stood aside aggrievedly, staring at me and Youde exchanging wechat|signals, and then pulled me after Youde left, "Xiaowan, can you see me? Am I dead? ?”

"Don't talk about anything with me, go and eat today's breakfast."

"I don't like breakfast." Lu Lubi began to moan.

With Lu Lubi's moaning, the illusion of "morning for a single mother" came to me head-on, "When are you going back?"

"When will you promise me, when will I go back?"

"I won't admit our parent-child relationship." I looked at Lu Lubi, "I aborted you more than ten years ago."

"Xiao Wan, I will definitely take good care of you in the future."

"Oh." I gave Lu Lu a cold look, "Then you can make breakfast tomorrow."

Lu Lubi hissed, "Then you should promise me later."

"..."

Lu Lubi kept making troubles, I really wanted to call Cen Cen over and take her away, but I also guessed Cen Cen's tone, this question is really true, Cen Cen smiled noblely, "? Since She ate duck eggs in mathematics in junior high school, so she is no longer my outstanding Lu family."

"She's your little aunt."

"...When I become the patriarch, the first thing I do is cross her off on the family tree."

"She is still your little aunt now."

"shutup!"

"Niece?" Lulu leaned over to my phone and called out kindly.

"...Zhao Wan, what do you have handy?"

"Vacuum cleaner."

"Very well, I will call someone to collect the body." Cen Cen hung up the phone.

Lu Lubi covered his chest shyly, with an inexplicable gesture of budding, "Ah Xiaowan, what are you going to do to me?"

I looked at the vacuum cleaner in my hand, and Lu Lubi also looked at the vacuum cleaner in my hand. She yelled and slipped out, "I'm going to buy vegetables."

After I finished my business, I took out my phone and checked the time, huh?Lulu hasn't come back yet?Do I have to report the case, missing children?Thinking this in my heart, I was a little anxious, Lulu was not familiar with this city, so I went out to buy a supper first.As soon as I opened the door, I saw Lulu sitting on the stairs, her head buried in her knees, her shoulders shrugged.

"deer deer?"

"Xiao Wan." Lu Luxuan looked like she was about to cry, and she wailed, "I saw Bancao."

When Lulu said this, I knew who Bancao was, of course it wasn't a boy, it was a woman, to be precise, it was Lulu's crush in junior high school, a girl who dressed like a man.Unlike now, when Lulu was in junior high school, he was fat and not tall, so he was the object of teasing by the whole class.Lu Lu is optimistic by nature, so naturally he doesn't care about these things, except Bancao.As long as Bancao said something, she couldn't walk anymore.Like junior high school, the mind is uncivilized, and so is the class, and they often make jokes about Lulu.Another time, he pointed at a deer's nose and yelled, "Will I fall in love with a pig?"

I saw it at the time, pulled Lulu away, and slapped Bancao loudly against her handsome face.Of course I didn’t do many outrageous things, this is just one of the very few. My legs were shaking after the dumping. At that time, I was spreading bancass and mixed with the underworld. Will I be dragged by some ruffians? Go to the grove behind the school and forcefully give it to that?Oh, there is a vegetable market behind our school.A Xiao naturally stood up later, after Ban Cao reacted.A Xiao protected me and Lu Lu, the "two frightened chicks", who were as handsome as "a proud and upright old hen".

In any case, Bancao is always a cinnabar mole on Lulu's chest, although we all agree that it is a touch of bright red mosquito blood.