Landlord, why is there no water?

A Xiao is happy now. The two most wonderful things in life, the first thing is to get it back. Obviously, A Xiao is lost and found, and the second thing is to have a smooth bowel movement. This is made up by me.This is always the case in TV dramas. In order to reflect the strong logic of the protagonist, the first, second and third are usually added. The audience also likes to watch the protagonist play handsome.

Speaking of TV dramas, according to the logic of the script, people like Cen Cen are usually cold on the outside and hot on the inside, strong on the outside and dry in the middle. The logic of the animal world, the more honorable the animal, the weaker it is. The vernacular is the contrast.Is it because I am not the protagonist?So it didn't trigger Cen Cen's inner softness?A TV series is a TV series after all, if you want me to really irritate Cen Cen, at a small point, it’s a painful foot, at a large point, it’s treason, and it can rise to seek the court and usurp the throne.

"Do you think I should wear this to meet him, or this one?"

"It doesn't matter, you have to take it off anyway."

After A Xiao got shy, she sat upright and looked at me again, "Xiao Wan, you really should find someone."

"You think I don't want to?" I raised my voice and broke it with excitement.

"Look at you, your words are dirty." A Xiao said, "Give the other party a little room to play."

"How to say?"

As Xiao said, he brought another pony over, and said with experience, "You have to give the other party the opportunity to show off. Confidentiality is pleasure. You should be more reserved, such as smiling shyly. "

"I can't laugh."

"Think about your landlord, your landlord is sticking to you, on your body, whispering in your ear..." A Xiao glanced at me. "You put your double chin away first."

"I don't have a double chin."

"You laughed until your double chin popped out."

"I saw your landlord." Cen Cen glanced at me, "Let's not talk about anything else, can you satisfy your landlord?"

"what?"

"She has a thin body and looks very light. If you pay attention, you can find that her steps are steady and her muscles are very strong." Cen Cen said, "She should have learned martial arts."

"You can see that." I opened my mouth. "Do I need to do something? Sit-ups?"

"Crunches only strengthen the psoas and abs."

"Isn't that enough?"

"A good sex | love, the coordinated parts are the buttocks, abdomen, deep pelvis and thigh muscles."

"Huh? How do you exercise?"

"Zama step." Cen Cen immediately pointed to his tablet, and threw out a few pictures to me, "Zama step can make women's pelvic muscles and all muscles in the perineal area contract, which helps to improve the distribution of blood vessels in the pelvic muscles And the increase of blood vessel density will increase the volume of perineum congestion and speed up blood flow, thereby increasing the sensitivity of sexual organs. Moreover, the increase of pelvic muscle blood vessel distribution will also enhance female sexual pleasure and sexual timing Vaginal mucus secretion."

"Dead once!" I looked at Cen Cen and applauded sincerely, "The scariest thing is not that people have sex|partners, but that people who have sex|partners work harder than you."

"Even if you turn off the lights, you haven't even met the qualifications of a gun|friend." Cen Cen glanced at me, and finally said in conclusion.

Well, another extremely fatal blow. "But my landlord has never been in a relationship?"

"Huh?" Cen Cen put away the tablet, "What I'm more curious about is that she has never been in a relationship, how did you determine her sexual orientation?"

"Stop talking, I feel a flag."

"Xiaowan, don't be discouraged, I think you're still quite entertaining." A Xiao said, "I think your landlord's expression is very gentle when he talks to you."

"The landlord is gentle with everyone, including Daodao."

"Dao?"

"Her pet."

Cen Cen glanced at me, and seemed to have the heart to say, "Why don't you change your target?"

"You said."

"When you're in love, you pay attention to the advantages and avoid the disadvantages. Your advantage is... um... you're ordinary enough." Cen Cen paused, "It's better to be ordinary, as it can bring the other party a manageable sense of security."

"You say, I remember."

"What do you remember?"

"There are n reasons why I committed suicide by jumping off a building."

"Think about it. There is an awning below, and the success rate of suicide is not high. I suggest you find a river that purifies domestic water."

"...do you want me to cry?"

"After living for 25 years, don't you have any consciousness?"

... Who am I, where am I, what am I doing, why should I talk to Cen Cen and then humiliate myself?Compared with Cen Cen, I feel that I need to be comforted more.

Then came the meeting between A Xiao and the senior. The senior didn't intend to meet A Xiao. When the senior came out of the company, A Xiao took the initiative to stop him.The senior and A Xiao pushed and shoved for a few minutes, the senior seemed to be angry, and spoke very fast, "Even if you kneel down..."

With a "plop", Ah Xiao knelt down at an astonishing speed, and I only heard the crisp sound of bricks, "Please, please come back to me."

In the public, this game is a bit big.It's just that I didn't expect that Cen Cen appeared, huh?Didn't Cen Cen hold a video conference in my rented room?

When Cen Cen mentioned A Xiao, he slapped A Xiao.The side plot was so twisty I had to pull out my popcorn.

Before I stepped forward to persuade the fight, I didn't know who to persuade, so let's persuade A Xiao, I can't beat Cen Cen.A Xiao and Cen Cen started arguing, Cen Cen didn't speak, just pinched the corner of his clothes, it was over.

When Cen Cen confessed his love to A Xiao and rejected her, she was also pinching the hem of her clothes.

Just when I thought Cen Cen was going to kill the weeds, she suddenly turned red and walked away.Gone?A Xiao was also obviously taken aback, he didn't expect Cen Cen to leave.In the plot we expected, Cen Cen will definitely lose his temper, and even splatter blood on the spot.However, she just... went away?

Don't you have a handy weapon?

A Xiao also quickly realized that he pulled the senior and said to me, "Cen Cen must have returned to the car to get the gun, we retreat first and you cover."

"You two dog-boys! Don't even think about leaving me behind!"

Usually Ah Xiao's motor cells are as rubbish as mine, but when it comes to this kind of "life and death" moment, it slips away very fast.Why the hell am I surrounded by people like this? ?

However, Cen Cen did not come back, nor did he return to the rented house.In the rented house, there is also her computer, a priceless computer, and trade secret stock market operations. As soon as I turned it on, I saw a series of account numbers.

It said, "Zhao Wan, try to move."

After half a day, Lu Lubi called, "Cen Cen is missing?"

Huh?Cen Cen didn't go back to Wall Street?Where did she go?