Besides, I've been called to the police.
005. Demon spirit
Fat Xiaohai is Wen Yan's nickname for himself when he plays pia with him, and when he teases him.At first he was not used to it, but he couldn't bear it and screamed every day. In the end, no matter how unaccustomed he was, he lost his temper at all.
Seeing that he still hadn't responded, the person on the other end of the phone repeated: "Is it Fat Xiaohai?"
Wen Yan came back to his senses and said, "Well, it's me."
I yawned myself and asked, "Call me so late, do you miss me?"
Miss you balls!Wen Yan rolled his eyes and said: "You think too much, I don't think anyone will miss you!"
He smiled lightly by himself, and said, "You're so arrogant."
Wen Yan couldn't help but explode: "You're the one who is arrogant! Your whole neighborhood is arrogant!"
He said to himself, "This is my first visit to this community, it remains to be seen whether the whole community is arrogant or not."
Wen Yan was stunned when he heard this, and asked him: "Are you not at home now?"
He said to himself: "My uncle passed away, and I am now at my aunt's house."
Wen Yan was a little confused, and didn't know what to say for a while, so he held back for a long time before he could say: "My condolences."
He said to himself: "If you really want to comfort me, just meet me, I know you are also in City S."
Wen Yan blinked, and subconsciously blurted out: "Are you in City S now?"
I made an "um" by myself, and said: I just arrived this morning, I've been busy all day, and now I'm done, I haven't eaten yet.
Wen Yan asked again: "Then where does your aunt live?"
After thinking for a while, he said, "Jinyuan Community."
Wen Yan was immediately stunned, "Do you live in Jinyuan Community? South District, North District? Which floor?"
After thinking about it for a while, I was not sure: "It seems to be the North District, Building 21... Are you also in this district?"
Wen Yan felt that this was simply an evil fate!
He said: "If you want to eat supper, go downstairs now, and I will take you to eat."
I couldn't believe it by myself, "Huh? Are you really in the same neighborhood as me?"
Wen Yan said helplessly: "Not only in a community, but also in the building next door to you. If you have to go downstairs first, let's meet and talk."
After hanging up the phone, Wen Yan tidied up his attire for a while, seeing that he looked refreshed in the mirror, then grabbed his wallet key and went out.
Downstairs, he didn't wait for a while before he saw a young man about his height walk out of the building.
Although he has never seen him move, but based on his communication with him for many days, he can almost recognize him at a glance.
Walking out of the building door by himself, he saw Wen Yan waiting at the door at a glance. He only looked at him a little, and then smiled enthusiastically at him: "Well, Fat Xiaohai's stupid mother is similar to what I imagined."
Wen Yan stared at his moving face, but his eyes were full of surprise: "You are different from what I imagined!"
Touching his own face, he said with a wry smile: "Is it because I am too ugly that I let you down?"
Wen Yanke didn't think he was ugly at all, not only was he not ugly, but on the contrary, it really touched his aesthetics.
He hesitated for a moment, and asked, "You look... are you sure it's Gong?"
I couldn't laugh or cry, "I never said that I was Gong, but you have always misunderstood me."
Wen Yan touched his nose uncomfortably, "But your voice is too aggressive!"
I said to myself: "Your voice is still very annoying, and I didn't think you were because of it!"
Wen Yan recalled it for a while, as if he really didn't say that he was a victim, and he was speechless for a while.
He said to himself: "Okay, let's find a place to eat first, I'm almost starving to death."
Wen Yan nodded, very happy that he decided to change the subject, so he took him out of the community.
On the road, the two chatted one after another. Wen Yan found out through chatting with him that his real name was Dong Jizi, and he couldn't help complaining:
"Dong Jizi, do it yourself? Your name is too random!"
Dong Jizi smiled and said: "It's not random, my name has been carefully considered."
Wen Yan couldn't help but give him a big white eye.
Dong Jizi asked again: "What about your vest? Why is it called Pang Dahai? I don't think you are fat either?"
As he spoke, he pinched the flesh on Wen Yan's side with his hands.
Wen Yan patted his hand away, and lifted the hem of his clothes to show off his muscles, "Of course I'm not fat, I'm in good shape!"
Dong Jizi took the opportunity to touch his abdominal muscles and exclaimed: "It's really good. I wonder if you have pectoral muscles?"
Subconsciously, Wen Yan wanted to continue to lift up his clothes, but he didn't realize it until halfway through, and quickly put the clothes down, saying: "Smelly rascal!"
Dong Jizi was a little disappointed that he didn't touch his chest muscles, so he also lifted up his clothes and said, "At worst, I'll let you touch them back."
Wen Yan wasn't right for him, but he couldn't help but glance at him when he saw him lift up his clothes.
Dong Jizi raised his eyebrows at him, and asked, "How is it? Do you want to touch it?"
"Touch your balls!" Wen Yan snorted, and turned his head pretending to be calm, but in fact his heart was already pounding.
Damn dick!This kid is in great shape too! !It feels tighter than my own!I really want to touch it and try it out!
Dong Jizi failed to seduce him for a long time, and he was a little disappointed. It happened that at this time, the supper shop they were going to had arrived.
The two entered the store and sat down in a place that wasn't too noisy. Wen Yan greeted the waiter and asked, "Malatang or grilled skewers, which one do you like?"
Dong Jizi stared at Wen Yan affectionately, and said in a low voice, "I like to eat you."
Wen Yan was caught off guard and molested by him, and blushed for a while.
However, Dong Jizi immediately returned to seriousness after teasing him, and told the waiter a list of dishes he wanted to eat.
Seeing his satisfied face after reporting the name of the dish, Wen Yan couldn't help laughing, "Now I believe you really haven't eaten, and you've been reincarnated as a hungry wolf."
Dong Jizi said bitterly: "After a busy day, how could I have time to eat? If you hadn't asked me out, I probably wouldn't have eaten at night, so I would have to endure this."
Wen Yan frowned, and said worriedly: "Even if I'm busy, I still have to eat! Doesn't your aunt cook for you?"
Dong Jizi smiled wryly, "She can't even take care of herself, so you still expect her to cook for me?"
Wen Yan asked strangely: "Then she is also hungry with you?"
Dong Jizi said: "That's not true, her daughter ordered takeaway, and the two of them ate together."
Wen Yan felt even more strange, "Since her daughter knows how to order takeaway, why doesn't she know how to ask you to eat with her?"
Dong Jizi waved his hand and said: "She only gave them two shares. How could she think of me as an outsider? In their eyes, it is already a kindness to me that they can leave me a floor to sleep at night."
Wen Yan became anxious in an instant: "I asked you to help, but didn't give you food, and made you sleep on the floor?! What kind of fucking relatives are they!"
Seeing that he still hadn't responded, the person on the other end of the phone repeated: "Is it Fat Xiaohai?"
Wen Yan came back to his senses and said, "Well, it's me."
I yawned myself and asked, "Call me so late, do you miss me?"
Miss you balls!Wen Yan rolled his eyes and said: "You think too much, I don't think anyone will miss you!"
He smiled lightly by himself, and said, "You're so arrogant."
Wen Yan couldn't help but explode: "You're the one who is arrogant! Your whole neighborhood is arrogant!"
He said to himself, "This is my first visit to this community, it remains to be seen whether the whole community is arrogant or not."
Wen Yan was stunned when he heard this, and asked him: "Are you not at home now?"
He said to himself: "My uncle passed away, and I am now at my aunt's house."
Wen Yan was a little confused, and didn't know what to say for a while, so he held back for a long time before he could say: "My condolences."
He said to himself: "If you really want to comfort me, just meet me, I know you are also in City S."
Wen Yan blinked, and subconsciously blurted out: "Are you in City S now?"
I made an "um" by myself, and said: I just arrived this morning, I've been busy all day, and now I'm done, I haven't eaten yet.
Wen Yan asked again: "Then where does your aunt live?"
After thinking for a while, he said, "Jinyuan Community."
Wen Yan was immediately stunned, "Do you live in Jinyuan Community? South District, North District? Which floor?"
After thinking about it for a while, I was not sure: "It seems to be the North District, Building 21... Are you also in this district?"
Wen Yan felt that this was simply an evil fate!
He said: "If you want to eat supper, go downstairs now, and I will take you to eat."
I couldn't believe it by myself, "Huh? Are you really in the same neighborhood as me?"
Wen Yan said helplessly: "Not only in a community, but also in the building next door to you. If you have to go downstairs first, let's meet and talk."
After hanging up the phone, Wen Yan tidied up his attire for a while, seeing that he looked refreshed in the mirror, then grabbed his wallet key and went out.
Downstairs, he didn't wait for a while before he saw a young man about his height walk out of the building.
Although he has never seen him move, but based on his communication with him for many days, he can almost recognize him at a glance.
Walking out of the building door by himself, he saw Wen Yan waiting at the door at a glance. He only looked at him a little, and then smiled enthusiastically at him: "Well, Fat Xiaohai's stupid mother is similar to what I imagined."
Wen Yan stared at his moving face, but his eyes were full of surprise: "You are different from what I imagined!"
Touching his own face, he said with a wry smile: "Is it because I am too ugly that I let you down?"
Wen Yanke didn't think he was ugly at all, not only was he not ugly, but on the contrary, it really touched his aesthetics.
He hesitated for a moment, and asked, "You look... are you sure it's Gong?"
I couldn't laugh or cry, "I never said that I was Gong, but you have always misunderstood me."
Wen Yan touched his nose uncomfortably, "But your voice is too aggressive!"
I said to myself: "Your voice is still very annoying, and I didn't think you were because of it!"
Wen Yan recalled it for a while, as if he really didn't say that he was a victim, and he was speechless for a while.
He said to himself: "Okay, let's find a place to eat first, I'm almost starving to death."
Wen Yan nodded, very happy that he decided to change the subject, so he took him out of the community.
On the road, the two chatted one after another. Wen Yan found out through chatting with him that his real name was Dong Jizi, and he couldn't help complaining:
"Dong Jizi, do it yourself? Your name is too random!"
Dong Jizi smiled and said: "It's not random, my name has been carefully considered."
Wen Yan couldn't help but give him a big white eye.
Dong Jizi asked again: "What about your vest? Why is it called Pang Dahai? I don't think you are fat either?"
As he spoke, he pinched the flesh on Wen Yan's side with his hands.
Wen Yan patted his hand away, and lifted the hem of his clothes to show off his muscles, "Of course I'm not fat, I'm in good shape!"
Dong Jizi took the opportunity to touch his abdominal muscles and exclaimed: "It's really good. I wonder if you have pectoral muscles?"
Subconsciously, Wen Yan wanted to continue to lift up his clothes, but he didn't realize it until halfway through, and quickly put the clothes down, saying: "Smelly rascal!"
Dong Jizi was a little disappointed that he didn't touch his chest muscles, so he also lifted up his clothes and said, "At worst, I'll let you touch them back."
Wen Yan wasn't right for him, but he couldn't help but glance at him when he saw him lift up his clothes.
Dong Jizi raised his eyebrows at him, and asked, "How is it? Do you want to touch it?"
"Touch your balls!" Wen Yan snorted, and turned his head pretending to be calm, but in fact his heart was already pounding.
Damn dick!This kid is in great shape too! !It feels tighter than my own!I really want to touch it and try it out!
Dong Jizi failed to seduce him for a long time, and he was a little disappointed. It happened that at this time, the supper shop they were going to had arrived.
The two entered the store and sat down in a place that wasn't too noisy. Wen Yan greeted the waiter and asked, "Malatang or grilled skewers, which one do you like?"
Dong Jizi stared at Wen Yan affectionately, and said in a low voice, "I like to eat you."
Wen Yan was caught off guard and molested by him, and blushed for a while.
However, Dong Jizi immediately returned to seriousness after teasing him, and told the waiter a list of dishes he wanted to eat.
Seeing his satisfied face after reporting the name of the dish, Wen Yan couldn't help laughing, "Now I believe you really haven't eaten, and you've been reincarnated as a hungry wolf."
Dong Jizi said bitterly: "After a busy day, how could I have time to eat? If you hadn't asked me out, I probably wouldn't have eaten at night, so I would have to endure this."
Wen Yan frowned, and said worriedly: "Even if I'm busy, I still have to eat! Doesn't your aunt cook for you?"
Dong Jizi smiled wryly, "She can't even take care of herself, so you still expect her to cook for me?"
Wen Yan asked strangely: "Then she is also hungry with you?"
Dong Jizi said: "That's not true, her daughter ordered takeaway, and the two of them ate together."
Wen Yan felt even more strange, "Since her daughter knows how to order takeaway, why doesn't she know how to ask you to eat with her?"
Dong Jizi waved his hand and said: "She only gave them two shares. How could she think of me as an outsider? In their eyes, it is already a kindness to me that they can leave me a floor to sleep at night."
Wen Yan became anxious in an instant: "I asked you to help, but didn't give you food, and made you sleep on the floor?! What kind of fucking relatives are they!"
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