Besides, I've been called to the police.

Wen Yan pulled up his pants, and rushed out of the hotel with a black face.

This is the eighth time since he publicly came out on Weibo!

Damn it!Every time he chats on the Internet, he is fine, and he can't see anything unusual at all. How come he will encounter such embarrassing things when he makes an appointment to open a room!I have clearly indicated on Weibo that I am attacking, please open your eyes and watch carefully next time when you come to hook up again!

After complaining in his heart, he waved for a car to get in, and after reporting the name of the place to the driver, he nestled in the back seat and recalled his embarrassing incidents.

Wen Yan is a voice-receiving CV in the online distribution circle. Although his voice is acceptable, he himself is an out-and-out attacker!However, it was precisely because of his voice that he encountered many misunderstandings in the circle and was molested by many girls.

He silently endured all that.

On April [-]st, he took advantage of this beautiful day to openly announce his coming out on Weibo, and sent a message hoping to find a boyfriend who is suitable for each other and live a stable life together.

A few days after the news was sent out, his Weibo went viral...

Not only did the reposting of comments increase rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye, but even the private messages kept flashing non-stop. Wen Yan was so scared that he didn't dare to log in to Weibo for a few days, for fear that he would be stuck there as soon as he logged on.

In addition to Weibo, many friends on his penguin also sent greetings, and many people who did not know where they found out his contact information directly added his penguin and came to confess to him!

Wen Yan chatted with a few of those who confessed, and screened out some unreliable people. The rest of them had more common topics to chat with, so they tried to contact and chat for a while, but in the online chat He still thinks that the other party is pretty good when he is in bed, and sometimes he thinks the other party is cute and cute when talking about audio and video, but every time he feels tempted and decides to meet up, all the good things will be turned into Bubbles! !

He clearly stated clearly that he was an attacker, number one, and the one above when he was chatting with the other party. At that time, those people did not show any inconceivable appearance, and accepted his setting very calmly. But when they met at the hotel, kissed and hugged each other, and even finished the foreplay, the other party firmly told him that he was also number one.

This is fucking embarrassing!

After several times of the same ending, Wen Yan gradually felt a little numb.

Is it so difficult for him to find a reliable boyfriend to live a happy and harmonious life with?He couldn't help but fall into deep reflection.

After returning home, Wen Yan turned on the computer exhaustedly, logged into Weibo proficiently, and posted a message——

Chubby Pang Haihai V: I went to meet my prospective boyfriend today, but failed again_(:зゝ∠)_I feel like I won’t be able to marry a wife, please comfort me!

Not long after the news was released successfully, he received comfort and reassurance from fans and friends from all walks of life. He sat in front of the computer and refreshed the comments, watching with relish.

When I was halfway through, a voice request dialog popped up in the lower right corner of the screen. Wen Yan habitually agreed because he often spoke with people.

In the next second, he heard a slightly familiar voice floating out of the speaker.

"Did you go to see your friends again today?"

Wen Yan subconsciously clicked on the dialog box and glanced at the other party's name, and found that he did not note the name of the other party, and there were only a few simple and rude big characters "sit up and move yourself" in the upper left corner of the dialog box.

His eyelids twitched and he asked, "Who are you?"

The other party obviously choked because of his straightforward question, and said: "Even if you don't remember me, don't say it so straightforward, okay, it's very hurtful."

Hearing this voice, Wen Yan tried his best to recall, but still couldn't remember, so he asked again: "So who are you?"

The person over there laughed lightly, and said teasingly, "I am... your future boyfriend!"

Wen Yan now feels a headache whenever he hears the word "boyfriend", especially when the other party's voice sounds obviously the one above.

He suppressed the irritability in his heart, and said: "Please, can you spare me!" He just ended his relationship with a prospective boyfriend who had a good chat today, so he must give him some time to slow down.

But the other party seemed to fail to hear the impatience in his tone, and continued: "Didn't you always want to find a reliable boyfriend? I think I am quite reliable, so I recommend myself, do you want to try to think about it? "

Wen Yan was going crazy, he really didn't know what bodhisattva he worshiped wrongly, why he should have such an attractive aura, what he needed was a cute and delicious little shou (╯‵‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

He took a deep breath, and his tone was significantly stiffer: "I think I made it very clear on Weibo, I am a Gong! It is number 1, the one above! So brother, if you want to find a shou, you should consider Consider changing to someone else, I’m really a pure number 1, I can’t be 0.5, thank you!”

After saying this, he decisively cut off the voice with that person, and blocked the person named "Sit up and move yourself".

After blocking that person, Wen Yan inexplicably felt happy, so he turned on the recording software, and after a little searching, he paid back part of the debt he had owed for nearly a month.However, when recording, he still felt a little bit of resentment, obviously he was an attacker, why did God give him a voice of accepting, if his voice was also the same as his own, he would not have encountered all kinds of problems before. If he's in trouble, not only will he not be in trouble, but maybe there will be a bunch of cute quilts lined up to hug him.

He imagined himself sitting on the throne, surrounded by a group of beautiful, white and cute little shou who bowed their heads to him, and couldn't help but feel flustered.

Could it be that you want to practice false voice?Cover up his receiving tone and practice an attacking tone, so that no one will misunderstand that he is receiving it! ?Thinking of this, Wen Yan couldn't help rubbing his fists, eager to try, and wanted to find someone to help him practice his false voice and talk about his skills.

However, he had just opened Penguin's contact list, and when he was about to poke someone, he was poked first by an acquaintance instead.

Plan to never get fat: Fat Dahai silly mother!There was a sudden accident in our crew when we received the sound, we knelt down and begged for help!

This plan called Never Eat Fat is the younger sister of one of his gay friends. She has a good reputation in the circle. She never cheats on dramas, and every time she makes dramas, the quality is very high. After several years, she has hardly received anything. Bad review.

Generally speaking, Wen Yan would not pick up urgent notebooks, because he himself was a little bit procrastinating, and sometimes he didn't want to do anything when he was in a bad state, let alone recording, but this girl had already cooperated with him a lot, and She is Jiyou's younger sister, so she should take care of her.

He tapped on the keyboard and said: Send me the script and SC, I'll take it if there are no weird settings.

The planning girl was about to cry with joy: There is absolutely no weird setting!Not only is it not weird, but it is also very cute!I'll send you the script, read it slowly, I'll drag you into the group first, shall I?

Wen Yan typed "Yes", then received the script sent by the planner and opened it to read.

After reading the script, I felt that the story was really good and the settings were brilliant, so I agreed to join the group before I had time to read the SC list.

However, he never expected that just after he entered the group, he would meet someone he really didn't want to see.

[Lin Jiaxun] CV moves by itself: Fat Dahai silly mother, we meet again (╯3╰)

The author has something to say: Make up for Wen Wen's Shenghe (*/ω＼*) Wen Wen, hurry up!

The text is updated from time to time, but it is definitely not cheating.

This is the first time to write the main attack, but it doesn’t feel like the main attack_(:зゝ∠)_I hope no one will stand on the wrong CP