problem child adventure

I couldn't help laughing, Huang Xiaogui also wailed loudly from being burned, I smiled and said: "What an idiot." In fact, I said this to my right ear, but everyone sitting here naturally thought I was speaking to Huang Tiantian Seeing this little brother take off his hot and dirty shirt, it's so pitiful. I'm the closest to Huang Xiaogui and the first person to him. He forgot he was still angry with me, and his face was full of tears He said, "Brother Ming Er, I feel pain! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...""

But I didn't listen to his bitterness, but smiled triumphantly into my right ear and said: "Hey, you finally understand me." After finishing this monologue, someone added a word in a low voice: "People in my ears."

The right ear also started to cry, and the person in the right ear asked with a trembling voice while crying: "...Are you a ghost?"

Huang Tiantian was still crying, and the little T-shirt was quickly peeled off under her mother's quick hands, and then his father picked him up, intending to carry him to the faucet to wash his belly soaked in soup.Grandma also shouted anxiously: "Mom, go and get vinegar!"

The whole family is tense, and I...

The second time I was dumb, and whispered to the person in my ear: "Your voice is quite like mine, why are you crying so badly?"

"Ohh Ohh ohh……"

"Okay, don't cry, don't be so worthless." I half threatened and half comforted.

The atmosphere on Xiaotian's side improved, cold water was sprinkled on his stomach, Xiaotian felt better, and the decibel of crying gradually decreased.Uncle put him down and wiped the sweat on his head, whether it was hot or urgent, and said with emotion: "It's all right, the noodle soup won't cause blisters."

"Ringlingling..." A sudden phone call □□The slightly improved atmosphere made everyone present (except me) feel relieved.

"Hello?" Grandma answered the phone with a very amiable voice, "Oh, it's Mommy Minger."

"I went back to the house and ate." I didn't care about my mother's call, and I was eager to talk to the person in my ear.As soon as I started walking, my grandma called me and asked me to talk to my mother.

"Ah... But my ears started to hurt again, so I have to go back and drip some hydrogen peroxide (hydrogen peroxide)." Yixin refused to go back to the room, but I didn't know when the line was connected and the speaker was pressed. This small button It also caused me to have new opinions on my mother, but that's all for later.

Well, my mother heard what I said, and it was not difficult to hear her urgency through the microphone: "What's wrong with Minger's ears?"

"Uh... I'll talk about you guys and I'll go back to the house later." I was also in such a hurry!After closing the door, he said to the person in his ear: "I'm really not a ghost. In a sense, we are in the same boat." Or I put you on the back... Of course, it's not time to confess this sentence.

"It's not a ghost, so why can't I see you?" He choked up and said.

"Hmm... let me tell you the ins and outs of this matter." Just as I was thinking about it, my phone vibrated uncontrollably.The caller ID is my mother!Her old man actually has time to call me?

"Wait a minute, my mother actually called me, I'll answer it first." With surprise in his heart, he lightly touched the screen of the phone with his fingers, and an excited and angry woman's voice came out of the phone's microphone...

"Why did you just pick it up now! Why didn't you tell me if you were sick? The ear is not a minor ailment. What if you become deaf if you don't get the proper treatment!"

Because I was eager to know the person in my ear, and I heard my mother's strong voice, I was also inexplicably angry, and shouted at her: "What can I tell you? You will abandon your orphans to see This disobedient and unfilial son, huh? Ha, forget it, I am used to bearing the pain alone. For the deaf, this is very good, no longer need to hear the noise of annoying people, the ears are clean, and the mentality will change That's good. Okay, I'm going to hang up, and I'm going to clean my ears now." The tone of neither humble nor overbearing was enough to express my anger, and the other side of the microphone said "I" without confidence, and I hung up.

He changed his tone and said to the person in the ear who was still crying, "Okay, let's talk about our business."

"Well..." He accepted me obediently, and I laughed and said, "You're so good, you're quite obedient. Then why didn't you reply when I talked to you before?"

"...Ah, because, woo, because, people say that if you hear the voice but can't see the person, you are being chased by a ghost... woo..."

"I... said, how long are you going to cry! It's just a fall, okay, you're going to flood Yangzhou...you're so delicate. I'm not a ghost, the reason why you can hear my voice and me Grandma and their voices were caused by a bug named 'Grandpa Qian'. That despicable bug actually crawled into my ears while I was sleeping, which caused our ears to receive mixed sounds. By the way, yours The voice is very similar to mine, what kind of world is it over there?"

"Woo...Grandpa Qian? Why do bugs make people's ears...what the hell..."

"How would I know? I still want to ask you, if you didn't offend that ghost bug, why did your ears become like mine?"

"Hmm~mm~, I haven't seen a bug for a long time, I work in a factory."

"Ah, who said that there will be no bugs in the factory? No, that's not the point. The point is what kind of person you are and why your voice is so similar."

"I am an apprentice. Our voice...is exactly the same, and our name is exactly the same... If you are not a ghost, am I already dead, am I a ghost?"

"Calling that you are a ghost, are you crazy? Hey, wait a minute, whose name do you think you have the same name as?" There are many people with similar voices, but the same is true of their names, so the situation is too strange, isn't it? I am getting more and more confused, I really want to use a clip to pull out that 'Grandpa Qian' in my ear and force him to question him!

"My name is Shan Minger too, aren't we really ghosts?"

"It's your uncle! I must find out this fart!" As he spoke, he couldn't find the ear rake, and ravaged the delicate ear canal.

After mixing it well, the ear that was no longer hurt after treatment started to hurt again, and I instinctively sucked in the air.Fortunately, the bug actually appeared, and its classic giggling sound lingered in my ears, and I asked it without ink or a hint of emotion: "Hey, despicable bug, what the hell are you doing! What happened to that Shan Minger?"

"Hehehe, Xiaosheng, you really don't care about your ears. Don't you like to hear the sounds of that world? The Xiaosheng in that world is the same person as you. Do all the Xiaosheng know about parallel universes?"

"...Parallel universe?" Another world Shan Minger obviously doesn't know this term, but this term is both strange and familiar to me. The argument of parallel universe has been heard by almost all high school students in the world. It is strange. It's because we don't go deep into this question, because it is not the content of the college entrance examination syllabus.

"You mean, another parallel universe is channeled into my right ear? Uh... You bug is really so powerful, and, since you are so powerful, you still want to live in other people's ears? Sorry, I don't believe your one-sided words, please immediately Come out of my ears, your residence is not welcome here."

"Hehehe...Xiaosheng is really fearless in the face of danger. If I say it is a parallel universe, it is a parallel universe. If you don't believe me, I can make you two Xiaosheng deaf in all four ears. Hehehe..."

For me who was young and energetic at the time, the threat of this insect was really ridiculous. I didn't know that I had the courage to argue with the monster. I laughed and said: "Hmph, don't forget that you are afraid The wormwood is fragrant, as long as you dare, I will put burning wormwood in my ears, at worst, we will die together!"

☆, seven, seven combined chapters