If you have a cat, you can do whatever you want

Chen Xiaoan recently looked through ancient books and found a method to encourage growth, aimed at monsters who want to cultivate into adults.It would take hundreds of thousands of years for ordinary monsters to cultivate human form, but with this method, animals or monsters that have just opened their intelligence can quickly become human without any side effects.Chen Xiaoan was eager to try, the black cat Liuli was just an ordinary silly cat, and Chen Xiaoan couldn't do experiments on him, so in the end he pulled Yi Chui who was watching TV with him over, and with one operation, the three-flowered cat squatting in front of the TV turned into a She became a little girl in a floral skirt, looking four or five years old.White and clean, fleshy.With a pair of round eyes open, he stared at Chen Xiaoan.

Chen Xiaoan: "Wow!"

Chen Xiaoan didn't expect that Yibuki would turn into a little girl, usually Yibuki always looked like she knew everything, Chen Xiaoan thought she would turn into a big sister.

Yi Bui knew that he had changed into a human being, but he hadn't seen his own appearance yet. Seeing Chen Xiaoan's eyes widen and a smile on his face, he expected Chen Xiaoan to praise her.

As a result, Chen Xiaoan held back for a long time and said, "Xiao Yiqiu, you look like a Michelin tire man!"

Yibuki has seen the appearance of Michelin tire people, section by section, not very cute.Ibuki was not too happy.

Chen Xiaoan didn't notice Yibuki's dissatisfaction, and excitedly sent a wechat message to Yu Huan who was still on the set, and the voice was very excited: "Master Huan!! We have a daughter!"

Yi Chui retorted childishly: "Who will want to be the daughter of a fool like you!"

In the past, if Yibuki called Chen Xiaoan stupid, Chen Xiaoan would fight with Yichui, but now it is different, Ms. Yibuki has become his daughter now, how can there be any reason why father (Chen Xiaoan self-proclaimed) cares about such a young daughter?

Chen Xiaoan was smiling, and wanted to poke Yiqiu's fleshy arm like a lotus root, but Yiqiu dodged it.Chen Xiaoan persevered, Yibuki, who had just turned into a human, was not very familiar with the human body, so he couldn't escape this time, and was pinched and poked by Chen Xiaoan like plasticine.Chen Xiaoan had a great time: "The kid is so soft and cute!"

After Yu Huan finished filming a scene, during the intermission, he saw the voice message sent to him by Chen Xiaoan, clicked on it, and accidentally pressed the release button.

So everyone around heard Chen Xiaoan's angry words "We have a daughter".

The actors who worked together next to him said enviously: "Did you adopt a child? Your relationship is really good."

Yu Huan smiled and said a few perfunctory words, but he kept muttering in his heart.adopt?Chen Xiaoan definitely couldn't make a decision on such a major matter without discussing it with him... and Chen Xiaoan wasn't the kind of character who would tease him with jokes.Yu Huan thought for a long time, and a thrilling speculation surfaced in his mind.

Chen Xiaoan is a monster. Monsters and humans are not the same after all. Could it be that monsters have special physiques, and male cats can get pregnant...

Thinking about how he has been working hard on Chen Xiaoan, if Xiaoan can conceive, then it is not impossible to conceive one!

Yu Huan opened the search engine and began to search for things related to pregnant women, and after searching for people, he searched for kittens.But he felt that monsters must be different from ordinary pregnant women, not to mention that Chen Xiaoan was a male.What is it like for a male cat to have a baby?Can a male cat have a baby?Will it be hard during pregnancy?Will I have morning sickness like a normal pregnant woman?Then why don't I take a new job and take care of Xiaoan at home...

At the end of the birth, will it give birth to a ball like Nezha's mother?

There is no solution to this problem, Yu Huan started looking for baby products such as pacifiers and milk powder on the shopping website, after looking through a bunch, he felt that the things bought online were unreliable, so Yu Huan closed the page of the shopping website app.

God, he's going to be a dad.

After the afternoon filming, Yu Huan hurried home, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw two figures, one big and one small, sitting together playing games online in the living room.The big one is his Xiaoan, and the small one is...a little girl?

Chen Xiaoan raised his head and smiled at Yu Huan: "You're back!"

Yu Huan was still in a daze, Chen Xiaoan nudged Yiqiu lightly with his elbow: "Quick, call you big daddy."

Yu Huan: "..."

Yibuki never took his eyes off the switch screen: "I'm not calling."

Yu Huan asked cautiously: "This is what you said...our daughter?"

Chen Xiaoan: "Yes."

Yu Huan felt dizzy for a while.He pinched his thigh, painfully making him sure that he wasn't dreaming.But this is too exaggerated!When he left home in the morning, the two exchanged a kiss, and Yu Huan left. At that time, Chen Xiaoan was no different.Are monsters so powerful?Sudden pregnancy and sudden birth and the child grows up in a second?It seems that I have never heard of such a thing...

Yu Huan put on his slippers and walked into the house, went around and squatted down in front of the little girl, and observed carefully.

They don't look like themselves at all, but they still have similarities with Chen Xiaoan. Both of them have round eyes, and the corners of their mouths are slightly upturned, a bit like a w shape, with small noses.

cat looks.

Yu Huan hasn't thought of Yiqiu yet, but his imagination is even more bizarre.

He thought, this child must have been split from Chen Xiaoan's own body, right? !

Yi Bui was a little embarrassed by Yu Huan's stare, sat upright, and called weakly: "Master Huan."

Yu Huan: "..." I feel so disobedient.

Chen Xiaoan didn't hold back anymore, and said in a showy tone: "Actually, she is Ibuki! I used a long-lost magic technique to turn her into a human. I'm amazing!"

Yu Huan subconsciously took a look at the place where the cats usually play, only to belatedly realize that there was indeed only one black cat sleeping lazily, and there was no sign of Yi Buki.

Yibuki also nodded, agreeing with Chen Xiaoan's statement.

Chen Xiaoan seemed to be immersed in the role of "father" and couldn't get out, holding Yu Huan's arm: "Let's go buy clothes for our daughter after dinner."

Yu Huan looked at his cheap daughter, feeling a little complicated.But Chen Xiaoan is willing to be a father, and he is also very happy to cooperate.

So the family of three went to a shopping mall after dinner. The shopping mall is not located in the bustling city center, but it is also a high-end route, and there are quite few people.Chen Xiaoan originally wanted to hug Yiqiu and leave, but Yiqiu was so stubborn that he insisted on leaving by himself.Chen Xiao'an was worried that she would get lost, and insisted on pulling her, so Yi Chui was reluctantly led by Chen Xiao'an, and approached the children's clothing store.

Yu Huan walked behind them, thinking that Chen Xiaoan was quite a decent father.And this way of getting along with children gave Yu Huan a wonderful sense of warmth for some reason.

Yu Huan took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the back of the father and daughter, and posted it on Weibo.His Weibo is still not very open, and when he posts something, he must post something related to Chen Xiaoan, and his fans have long been used to it.Seeing Yu Huan's new photos, the poor fans who have been numb to the show mechanically posted praise comments.

It was the first time for Chen Xiaoan to buy clothes for someone else, the object was still a little girl, he didn't know what to buy, he felt like he wanted everything that looked good, he was very bold, anyway, let Yi Chui try it out slowly when he went back.Shopping for people is really satisfying, Chen Xiaoan remembered that when he met Yu Huan as a young singer Chen Xiaoan, Yu Huan also bought him a lot of things.

After thinking about it, something was wrong. Could it be that Yu Huan also had this kind of old father mentality towards him at that time?

Chen Xiaoan couldn't hide anything, so he asked directly if he had something to say, and Yu Huan was amused by him.

Chen Xiaoan looked at Yu Huan with a strange expression: "Isn't it?"

Yu Huanxin said that at first he thought he thought of Chen Xiaoan as his younger brother, that's why he cared about him so much and wanted to treat him well, but later he found out that was not the case, he fell in love with Chen Xiaoan at first sight.But he didn't want to explain so much at the moment, he just wanted to tease Chen Xiaoan: "Who said no?...Didn't you call me 'Daddy' too?"

Chen Xiaoan's face turned red immediately: "!!!"

He always thought that what he said when he was... was just to add interest/interest, and he couldn't take it seriously, but he didn't expect... Wow, why is it so perverted, Chen Xiaoan can't accept it.

Seeing Chen Xiaoan's hesitant expression, Yu Huan quickly explained: "Just kidding, I liked you from the very beginning, you are my baby."

The words were a bit nasty, but Yu Huan looked into Chen Xiaoan's eyes seriously and said it very sincerely.

Ibuki: "Wow."

Chen Xiaoan's face became even redder, he pushed Yu Huan: "What nonsense are you talking about in front of the child!"

Yu Huan: "..." Just now he felt that the family of three was very warm, but now this kind of warmth is gradually disappearing.

They bought a small bed for Yizhui and put it in the empty guest room. Chen Xiaoan also imagined that when she had free time, she would decorate it and turn it into a pink princess room, and bought her many dolls.

Ibuki commented: "Vulgar."

Chen Xiaoan was not discouraged at all: "When a child grows up, there will be times when he will rebel." Like a father who has experienced many battles.

In the evening, Chen Xiaoan taught Yi Chui how to brush his teeth, wash his face, and how to use the shower head in the bathroom. After a busy meal, he watched Yi Chui lie down on the newly bought small bed, cover him with a quilt, close his eyes and sleep obediently, before returning to his room.

Yu Huan leaned on the bedside to read the script, and when he saw him coming back, he put down the script: "Is your daughter asleep?"

Chen Xiaoan was dissatisfied with his wording: "What is my daughter? It's also your daughter, okay?"

Yu Huan quickly changed his words: "I'm sorry, our daughter is asleep?"

Chen Xiaoan sighed: "Oh, she just fell asleep as soon as she said it. I used to watch those TV dramas, and their children would act like a baby and ask their father to read bedtime stories, but our daughter wanted me to leave quickly. Am I a failure? ?”

Yu Huan couldn't help laughing, Chen Xiaoan glared at him: "Is it funny?"

Yu Huan held back his laughter, pretending to be serious and said: "I didn't laugh, this one is not good, then let's have another one." Chen Xiaoan was overwhelmed by saying that.

In the middle of that, there was a loud noise from outside, Chen Xiaoan struggled to open his eyes filled with water vapor: "Did your daughter fall down, go and see."

Yu Huan: "..."

Yu Huan: "She's just a smart cat, she's fine."

Chen Xiao'an was a little persuaded, so he didn't care about it. After a while, there was another loud noise.

Chen Xiaoan pushed Yu Huan away: "...No, I have to go and have a look."

Yu Huan: "........."

Chen Xiao'an hurriedly got dressed, opened the door, turned on the light outside, and saw Yi Chui fall at the door of the bathroom.Yu Huan also followed him out.When Chen Xiaoan asked, he realized that it was Ibuki who had just become a human being, and his eyesight declined rapidly at night. The first time he fell was when he got off the bed and estimated the height of the floor wrongly. Yiqiu stood up with difficulty, groped and walked outside, finally reached the door of the bathroom, and plunged into the wall next to it.

Fortunately, she is a little monster who can resist beatings. If she was really a little girl, she would probably be crying by now.

"Why don't you turn on the light?" Chen Xiaoan asked anxiously, "Where did you fall? Does it hurt? Daddy give you a whimper?"

Yibuki said indifferently: "I don't have the habit of turning on the lights, it doesn't hurt, don't call." It's a bit embarrassing.

Yiqiu looked at the disheveled Yu Huan behind Chen Xiaoan, swallowed nervously, and said, "Go back and continue with that."

Chen Xiaoan: "..."

Yu Huan raised his eyebrows, and gave Yi Chui a look of "you have good eyesight".

Ibuki sighed very sadly, and went back to his room.

Yu Huan hugged Chen Xiaoan into his arms, and whispered in his ear: "I...are in pain too, give me a whirr?"

Chen Xiaoan: "...huh." Then he still helped him.

……

The next morning Yu Huan called Ji Yiran over, and what he said at the time was: "I have a surprise for you, you will definitely like it."

He was going to send Yiqiu back. Yichui was originally Ji Yiran's cat. He was placed in their foster care at first, and Ji Yiran was too lazy to take the cat back after raising Ji Yiran.Wanting to send Yiqiu back is not because she dislikes her.The main reason is that Yu Huan used to think that Yi Bui was a cat, he would not care about a cat's gaze, and he didn't care how he played with Chen Xiaoan at home.Now Yibuki can become a human being, and she is not an ordinary little girl, but a very mature little girl, Yu Huan always feels uncomfortable.

Chen Xiao'an was naturally reluctant at first, Yu Huan=Xiaozhi reasoned with emotion, and gave an example from last night to show that neither Chen Xiao'an nor Yu Huan was a qualified good father and could not take good care of Yibuki.Although Yi Chui likes to play with Chen Xiaoan, she is too lazy to make light bulbs, and she actually misses her master, so she follows Yu Huan to fan the flames and tells Chen Xiaoan a lot.

Chen Xiaoan finally agreed, but obviously very sad: "Father will visit you when he is free."

Yi got goosebumps all over her body, thinking what happened to Xiao An?Into the play so deep?I really think I am a father!She never forgot how Xiao An pulled her tail when she was a cat!

But at this moment, Ibuki still cooperated with Chen Xiaoan's performance: "Okay, I will miss you too."

Yu Huan: "..."

Ji Yiran was stupid, and after receiving the call, he rushed to Yu Huan's house happily: "What about the surprise?"

Yu Huan pointed to the little girl sitting on the sofa.Ji Yiran didn't get what it meant, and said: "This is the kid you posted on Weibo yesterday? It's so cute. I haven't asked you who this kid is, is it the child of a friend? It seems to be a Little monster?"

Yibui jumped off the sofa, ran to Ji Yiran, hugged Ji Yiran's calf: "Father!"

Chen Xiaoan felt like a bolt from the blue!From yesterday to now, Yibuki has never called him daddy!Now he is so active towards Ji Yiran!

Ji Yiran was also dumbfounded, but he still said softly to the child: "I'm not your father..."

Yi Chuan is of a high rank, and she showed her truest side in front of Yu Huan and Chen Xiaoan, but she started pretending in front of Ji Yiran, and just after Ji Yiran said that she was not her father, her eyes turned red, and she burst into tears It's about to fall.

Yu Huan said: "She is really your daughter."

Ji Yiran was in a hurry: "No! What's going on here! I, Ji, have lived for 30 years and have kept myself clean so far. How could I have a daughter?! And she's a little monster?"

Yu Huan looked at Ji Yiran with sympathetic eyes: "So you're still a virgin at the age of 30..."

Ji Yiran said angrily: "Is this the point!"

Enduring the great grief in his heart, Chen Xiaoan explained the ins and outs of the matter to Ji Yiran.Only then did Ji Yiran realize that this little girl is his family's Yibuki.

Yibui blinked: "Will Dad take me home?"

Ji Yiran's heart was melted by the cute little girl: "Take it with you!"

……

As a result, the gold medal manager had an extra little oil bottle beside him, so that later when a handsome guy wanted to find someone else, he thought he was a second-married man, but this is all for later.

In short, now that Ibuki is gone, Yu Huan was quite refreshed at first, but Chen Xiaoan said with high spirits: "I must learn to be a good father. When the time comes, let's adopt a child! Both boys and girls are fine." !"

Yu Huan: "..."

But it's okay, it's actually good to have more children in the family.Warm.

(End of extra episode)

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