If you have a cat, you can do whatever you want

"The male wants to marry the female..."

"Huh?" Yu Huan was unhappy when he heard this, and pinched Chen Xiaoan's ear, "Which little cat do you like?"

Chen Xiaoan denied, "I didn't."

The times have changed a long time ago, and now there are same-sex couples everywhere in human society, and Chen Xiaoan has seen many of them since he was in the entertainment industry.It's not that Chen Xiao'an thinks that you have to be of the opposite sex to be together, but he just...he just...just wants to find an excuse to shut Yu Huan's mouth.

God, does Yu Huan really like him that way?Still miss him?

Yu Huan said: "What are you thinking? Why is your face so red all of a sudden?"

Chen Xiaoan touched his face subconsciously, it was a little hot, but he still shook his head: "I didn't think about anything."

Yu Huan didn't expose him, and continued: "Would the little cat have me? Will the little cat buy you snacks? Will the little cat take you out to play? Will the little cat hug you to sleep?"

Chen Xiaoan glared at Yu Huan with a blushing face: "It's said that there are no more kittens."

Yu Huan added: "If there is no kitten, how about having a male human?"

Chen Xiaoan: "Ahhh, you are so annoying." Saying that, Chen Xiaoan buried her head in Yu Huan's chest.

It was sudden, but Yu Huan's words were not too unexpected.Chen Xiao'an thought about it for a while, it seems that the first time Yu Huan kissed him was not a simple kiss, but he didn't know what kind of brain circuit...or because he was not mentally prepared, he deliberately blocked that layer of meaning, In short, he always felt that the two were just a pure friendship between the owner and the cat.

Yu Huan rubbed Chen Xiaoan's hair, it was already dyed back to black, and it was still limp.

Chen Xiaoan didn't say yes or no, and Yu Huan didn't force him.

Before Yu Huan and Ji Yiran mentioned that they were going to be on a love variety show, they didn't expect Ji Yiran to think about the previous things and come to an end, and actually made an appointment for them to do a love variety show. issue special.Yu Huan usually occasionally arranges some variety shows with the crew for promotion, but he rarely goes on shows, let alone this kind of love variety show.

He has never seen how other people do this variety show.On the contrary, Chen Xiaoan saw it and said to Yu Huan: "It's just two people pretending to be a couple, and then doing some things that couples do..."

Yu Huan teased, "You understand very well."

Chen Xiaoan: "That's not..."

Yu Huan: "Then do you know what couples do?"

Chen Xiaoan was a little furious, probably out of embarrassment: "I don't know!!"

But it's good to have such an opportunity, Yu Huan thinks that if he tries to be a couple for a day, maybe the barrier in Chen Xiaoan's heart will disappear.After asking Chen Xiaoan, Chen Xiaoan didn't say he didn't want to participate in the show, so they found a time and signed the show contract.

Before recording the program, the director team specifically approached Yu Huan and Chen Xiaoan, and asked whether it was based on the script designed by the program team or they played freely.Yu Huan asked the program team for a process for reference, but he also stated that he would not follow the script.

The theme of this special episode is a day in love with the couple. It is said that they will start shooting from going out. The program team plans to separate two groups of photographers to go to their respective homes to shoot.But Yu Huan said, "Don't bother, we live together."

Producer: "...This is a show for imaginary couples, you guys seem to be real, right?"

Yu Huan said: "It's not true yet, but it should be almost there."

Producer:"……"

In short, it took a whole day to film the process of getting along, and the editing speed of the program group was also very fast. After the promotional warm-up, it took another week to cut out the finished film and broadcast it on the whole network.The fans were the most shocked. During this time, whether it was Chen Xiaoan or Yu Huan, there were not as many exposures as before. Yu Huan's fans were not as good as before. Chen Xiaoan's fans lost his post as soon as they had dinner, and almost wanted to initiate The topic asked the company to work for Chen Xiaoan.The job was waiting, but I didn't expect it to be this kind of job.

These two have been tied together before, and they also have a considerable number of CP fans.But no one expected that they would be on this kind of love variety show.

To be honest, CP fans know that they have mixed emotions when they know that they are going to be on a love variety show. On the one hand, they finally have candy to eat, and on the other hand, such shows are usually commercial CPs...but no matter what mood they have, they will be on the air. Before, everyone was still obediently guarding in front of the TV.

When the premiere was broadcast, Yu Huan took Chen Xiaoan to watch it together. Chen Xiaoan had a premonition that if he watched the show with Yu Huan so honestly, he would be molested, so he became Mao Tuanzi sitting on Yu Huan's lap, holding his iPad Be a silent spectator.

On the day of filming, the film crew arrived early, and Yu Huan went to open the door for them.The first thing that appeared in the camera was a big cat climbing frame. A Sanhua and a black cat occupied a nest on the climbing frame and slept soundly. PD asked: "Master Huan really keeps cats."

Usually, Yu Huan didn't regard these two cats as his own cats, but this time he also complied, saying, "Well... three."

PD: "There are only two here."

Yu Huan pointed to the door of the room that was ajar inside: "There is another one inside, sleeping."

After speaking, Yu Huan gently pushed open the door, the camera was still looking for the cat, a line of words "Where is the cat" and three question marks appeared on the screen, Yu Huan sat on the side of the bed, rubbed the Chen Xiaoan, who only showed his head, said softly, "The kitten has woken up."

PD: "So the cat you mentioned is Xiao An..."

At this moment, the barrage quickly filled the entire screen.

- This PD is too incomprehensible. Didn't everyone already know that Yu Huan called Xiao An a kitten?

- oh i'm dead i'm dead

-Why do they live together!I thought I would go to the homes of the two guests to shoot separately like other people!I didn't expect Xiao An to sleep in Master Huan's room at all! !

-Actually, when I saw that the slippers at the entrance and the cups in the living room were for two people, I had a premonition...

……

Chen Xiaoan on the screen snorted, pulled up the quilt to cover his head, Yu Huan tore off his quilt, and kissed him on the face: "Get up, work."

The audience who were watching the show were also stunned, and the bullet screen was delayed for a moment before pouring out overwhelmingly.

-No matter what other CPs don't know how to kiss, right? ? ? ?

-This is coming out, not pretending to be a fake CP, right? ? ?

- shit

-Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

-For a moment, I don't know whether to envy Xiaoan or Master Huan orz

……

Indeed, as the barrage said, Yu Huan had some intentions to let everyone see.Chen Xiaoan was so ashamed to see him, people all over the country saw him lying in bed and being kissed!He jumped out of Yu Huan's arms, meowed a few times angrily, and ran out of the living room to find the other two friends to play with.It turned out that Yibuki seemed to have become a genius, stepped on a remote control under his paw and pressed it back and forth, Chen Xiaoan raised his head and looked in the direction of the TV, and found that Yibuki was also watching their program.

Chen Xiaoan: "Don't watch it!" As he said that, he went up to grab the remote control, and wrestled with Yiqiu.

Two dogs fight, play off.The two of them were focused on fighting, and left the remote control aside, but Liuli walked to them with graceful steps, and then took the remote control away.By the time they realized it, they couldn't find the remote control anymore.

Chen Xiaoan wanted to turn off the power directly, and Yibuki began to sell miserably: "Every day at home, only the silly cat Liuli plays with me, and my master only comes to visit me occasionally. Now I just watch TV as a hobby, you And deprived me of the right to watch TV..."

Seeing the lady cry, Chen Xiaoan was defeated: "Forget it, let's see."

After speaking, Chen Xiaoan ran to grab the cat and scratch the board by himself, but he said he was not curious about the finished product, and it was fake. He scratched for a while, and then looked at the big TV in the living room from the corner of his eye.

There is no barrage on TV, Chen Xiaoan still wants to see the audience's reaction...

After thinking about it, he let go of the gripper that was riddled with scratches and ran back to Yu Huan.When Yu Huan saw the kitten came back, he picked him up and continued to watch it with him.

The stage of getting up has already passed, and Chen Xiaoan has already seen himself going to wash up.After filming Chen Xiaoan brushing his teeth with bubbles in his mouth for a while, the camera switched to another place.

When passing by the study room, the film crew also went in to take pictures: "Why are there so many game consoles in the study room of Mr. Huan's house? It feels like I entered the game console hall by mistake..."

Yu Huan: "Xiao An likes it."

The barrage exploded again.

-These two are definitely living together...

- Cohabitation is correct, just now I saw that the toiletries on the washstand are double, but at the time I was still thinking that it might be for the effect of the program to deliberately make this look like cohabitation... Seeing this pile I had an epiphany for the physical machine, this is definitely not the effect of the show

- Suggest them to participate in the daily documentary of those newlywed cps...

After washing and changing clothes, Chen Xiaoan sat at the dining table.Yu Huan just entered the kitchen and quickly fried two ham and eggs.

PD asked: "Master Huan seems to cook a lot?"

Yu Huan said: "It's okay, I used to cook a lot when I was young, but I didn't have much time to do it when I entered the industry..."

PD continued to flatter: "But it seems that the cooking skills have not become rusty at all."

Yu Huan smiled: "Maybe I have done a lot recently, there are people waiting for dinner at home."

Chen Xiaoan blushed, buried her head in her breakfast, and didn't say a word.Yu Huan asked him: "Is it delicious?"

Chen Xiaoan: "It's delicious."

-Xiao An is so good...

- I don’t know who to envy, I also want to eat the rice made by Master Huan TAT

-Okay, I don't doubt anymore, what kind of imaginary couple are these?This is a real couple!

……

Yu Huan paused the iPad, picked up Mao Tuan Chen Xiaoan and held it up to his eyes, staring at each other.Chen Xiao'an didn't know why Yu Huan made this action all of a sudden, and let out a "meow" in confusion.

Yu Huan said: "Xiao An, turn into a human."

After finishing speaking, he put Chen Xiaoan back on the bed.After a while, a boy in white appeared behind Yu Huan.

Yu Huan circled him and rubbed his face: "You see so many people say we are a real couple, when will you admit it to me?"

Chen Xiaoan stammered: "If I don't admit it...do you still make me hug and kiss me like this all day long..."

Chen Xiaoan was too nervous, the cat's ears and tail popped out again, the tail flicked stiffly on the bed, Yu Huan grabbed it in his hand.

Chen Xiaoan: "You...don't grab my tail."

Yu Huan said: "Then say something, say you like me."

Chen Xiaoan covered her face: "I...I want to continue watching the show."

The author has something to say: before you hit the boss, let’s sprinkle some sugar =w=

Do you guys want to see that (eye hints) If you want to, I'll think of a way (

Thank you little angels~