I don't want to wear this vest anymore! [Gaming]

In the evening, Shi Que received a WeChat message from Eighteen Nights.

"The clothes and shoes have all been received!"

"They are all very beautiful! I really like them!"

Shi Que asked, "Is there anything else you want?"

Wei Qi boldly thought: Yes, I still want you.

Eighteen Nights: "No more! Want to match?"

"Ah."

These two people basically killed randomly in the passerby matchmaking round. The teammates lay down clearly, and it was routine for the jungler to give support and kill people.

Sometimes Shi Que also plays mid laner. When the jungler has no position, he uses death song to go to the middle lane, and he combines punches with Shibaye and the two of them.

The teammate directly deducted 666.

Wei Qi's cell phone rang suddenly.

Brother Cheap: "Have you received the courier?"

Wei Qi was facing E flash RQ crazy □□, glanced at WeChat, but did not reply.

After half an hour, Wei Ran came over with another question mark: "?"

Wei Qi didn't have time to talk to him, so he replied "1" very perfunctorily.

Wei Ran: "..."

Wei Ran: "Can you speak human language to me?"

Weiqi's inner OS: I'm in a passionate online relationship with my little brother who is less than 20 meters away from me in a straight line.

I still took the time to reply with four words: "I'm playing a game!"

Wei Ran began to regret the original tirade: "The thing I regret the most in my life is that when you were 16 years old, I let you play a game of LOL. Since then, you have disowned your relatives, and your married brother splashed water. I don't care anymore."

Wei Qi: "..."

Less than half a month before the official start of the S13 season global finals, Wei Qi took advantage of one afternoon when he was free, and ran to the barber shop opposite the base, wanting to change his hairstyle.

He was reluctant to cut off this flowing hair, so he wanted to dye it in another color, preferably in a distinctive light, so that Shi Que could see him in the crowd at a glance.

Teacher Tony asked him to choose the color, and said: "Actually, your natural maroon color looks very good."

Wei Qi looked at it for a long time and decided, "Just this black currant purple."

Teacher Tony laughed when he heard it: "We all call this color gay purple."

Wei Qi: "..."

Oh, I feel offended.

At this time, Wei Qi's hair was growing to his shoulders, and when it fell down, his face was very small, and the sharp and arrogant feeling was much lighter, which actually meant a bit of a "good boy".

He finally dyed gay purple—but cassis purple is a more everyday purple-black, not particularly ostentatious, not like the style of Burial Love Family Shamat, and the skin color is very fair.

Teacher Tony dried his hair and couldn't help but shed tears of envy: "You good-looking boys can look good in any color, if I get such purple hair, I'm probably like a mentally handicapped escaped from a mental hospital. "

Wei Qi said without shame: "Yes. I think so too."

Teacher Tony: "..."

Wei Qi combed his hair twice, scanned Alipay to pay, and suddenly saw the billboard of his house when he was leaving, turned around and asked, "Can you still get tattoos on the second floor?"

Teacher Tony raised his eyebrows: "Why, you plan to get a tattoo?"

Wei Qi put one hand in his pocket, leaned against the wall and thought for a few seconds, as if making up his mind: "Yes. I'll go up and have a look."

Shibaye sent a picture to Shi Que.

On the top is "Time" in black cursive characters, lined up horizontally, which is very beautiful.

There is also a small and cute little heart in the lower right corner.

Shi Que didn't react for a while: "What is this?"

Eighteen Nights: "I just got a tattoo today!"

Eighteen Nights: "I originally wanted to get a tattoo, but the master told me that the characters are too complicated and the tattoo might not produce a good effect, so I got this tattoo. Do you think it looks good?"

"It looks good." There was a hint of a smile in Shi Yan's eyes, but when he saw Shibaye's slightly flushed skin, he couldn't help but frowned again, and asked him, "Does it hurt?"

Wei Qi replied: "I was anesthetized. I didn't feel much when I got the tattoo. Now I feel a little bit, but it doesn't matter. It will be fine tomorrow."

Shi Que asked again: "Where are the tattoos?"

Wei Qi "shyly" lifted the corner of his clothes, revealing a section of gleaming white belly, and took a photo with one hand, fulfilling his perverted wish of "letting the male god see his abs".

When Shi Que saw the picture he sent, his eyes were caught off guard by a snow-white complexion, and his pupils darkened.

The kid is very thin, with fair skin, well-proportioned and smooth skin on the waist, and a certain curvature of the hipbone obviously protruding. The tattoo with his name engraved on the inwardly sunken side of the waist, where the pants just can't cover, looks wanting sexy.

...of course there are no abs.

Shi Que's fingers lightly hung in the air and landed on the tattoo, as if he could touch the temperature, then he closed his eyes for a moment, and replied word by word: "Remember to delete the photo, don't let others see it."

Wei Qi's face turned red immediately: "Well, I didn't show it to others."

"I won't show it to others."

Only for you to see.

After waking up from an afternoon nap, Wei Qi took out a can of Feizhai Happy Water from the refrigerator, clasped the ring and pulled it hard, only to hear a "beep" sound - the ring was completely torn off, but the sealing metal sheet was still unrelentingly connected. on top.

Wei Qi: "..."

Some Coke is alive, but it's dead.

When Shi Que passed the training room, he saw Wei Qi staring at the wall in a daze, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Wei Qi said "no", turned around, lowered his head and whispered, "This can't be opened."

Shi Que looked at him for a moment, took out a new can of Coke, slowly unsealed the bottle with his fingers, and handed it to Wei Qi's palm, then turned and left without saying anything.

Wei Qi stayed where he was for half a minute, put a cold Coke can on his face, and started to cool down manually.

... He finally understands why only girls who can't unscrew mineral water have boyfriends.

It's really hard not to be moved.

Wei Qi sat in front of the computer for 10 minutes before slowly starting the broadcast, and a large number of online fans flooded into the live broadcast room in an instant.

【Did Qibao dye her hair!? 】

[Qi Zai took a good look at qwq today]

[My mother asked me why I was licking the screen]

Wei Qi brazenly accepted the fans' compliments and lazily said, "Good afternoon."

Then start the solo queue of the master rank.

While queuing up, Wei Qi turned on the Happy Landlords, which he had fought and failed repeatedly, as usual, and the system dealt the cards.

Wei Qi didn't know where his self-confidence came from, so he started after seeing a few cards——

Ming card!

Call the landlord!

Super double!

【Breakdown Triple Success】

[This plate is gone, sisters are going to crowdfund Happy Beans]

Wei Qi had already figured out how to play the cards in his heart, and unilaterally arranged the opponent clearly, and said with a disdainful smile: "I will win this game."

[Here we come again, we must win. 】

[Qi must win. 】

【The Charity Gambling King is here again】

Wei Qi "hissed" unconvinced, and looked at the cards very cautiously, feeling that this game is indeed a game that can be won with eyes closed, so he said confidently: "If I don't win, I will live broadcast the pole dance."

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[? ?Stop your Weiqi behavior]

【Cherish your live broadcast room】

[srds I want to watch pole dancing! ! 】

【Sexy Qishen, hot dance online】

The cards in Wei Qi's hand are really good. It's either a plane or a straight. A single card can be taken away, but there is no big card, only a lonely little king.

In the end, there are three Qs, three Ks with a single 5 and a single 7, and one Xiaowang.

Wei Qi lazily leaned back on the chair, clicked directly on trusteeship, and analyzed with reason: "There are no bombs outside, unless he has three K and three A in his hand, but is this possible? I don't know how lose."

As soon as Wei Qi finished speaking, three K's, three A's, 3's and 4's came out.

Wei Qi: "..."

He sat up straight at once, his eyes widened.

[with a prophet]

【Hahahahahaha! ! 】

[viik: I don't know how to lose. 】

【Qizai's Fighting the Landlord is my source of happiness】

【Daily meals】

[Ning is the legendary bean delivery master? 】

Wei Qi faintly felt something was wrong, but he still forcibly calmed down and said, "As long as he plays a single card, I'll leave, it's not a big problem."

Shunzi!

Even right!

Three with one!

Opposite is no single card.

Then the game starts a red light warning: only the last two cards are left, pay attention.

There is a card that the king should be in that person's hand, and Wei Qi can't leave no matter what.

Happy to overturn again.

——When it was Wei Qi's turn to play the cards, he dawdled and refused to check the cards, and kept sending the system's own voice to the opponent:

"Are you MM or GG?"

"You play cards too well!"

"Don't fight with me, the landlord is mine!"

"Don't go, fight another three hundred rounds!"

The people who laugh at the barrage are turned on their backs:

[viik: As long as I lose slowly enough, fans will forget my flag just now]

[viik: The game is over in ten seconds, how can I make the fans forget what I just said? 】

[viik: I hope my fans will be more sensible, so that they can collectively lose their memory on the spot. 】

[viik: I'll send someone to smash all the AWG steel pipes right away]

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Qi Zai: How about dancing