After wearing it to the man's country, I became a heartthrob

"Brother Pan, shall we get married in this Guanyin Temple?" Mu Fan held Bai Jiangpan's hands, looked up at him expectantly, his eyes were full of excitement.

"Of course not." Bai Jiangpan refused without hesitation, pointing to the dilapidated temple, "Here? What about the dowry? Where are the flowers? Where are the guests? Where are the rings?"

No, there are no rings in this era.

Of course, Bai Jiangpan didn't want these things, he just didn't want to get married, and deliberately made things difficult for Mu Fan.

"I'm the dignified King Yue, a flower of the Hundred Flowers Clan, you want me to marry you in a ruined temple? I don't agree, I want to be married by a clear matchmaker, and I want to carry a big sedan chair. I also want a betrothal gift, show off, and... ..”

Seeing a bright red thin lip on the bank of the Baijiang River opening and closing up and down, saying a bunch of things that I don't have now, and I can't get them, Mu Fan scratched his head in embarrassment, "Brother Pan, I don't have one now, I will make up for it later, okay?" ?”

Bai Jiangpan pretended to be angry and said: "I will make love later? Can a man be trusted? Once you are married, who knows if you will still make love?"

As soon as the words came out of Baijiangpan's mouth, he felt something was wrong, he was also a man himself.Seriously, I almost forgot my gender after being quarreled by these four fiances recently.

Mu Fan insisted: "The ancients made an oath to the moon, and married, using the sky as a quilt and the earth as a bed, how romantic. Brother Pan, we can do it too, using the sun as a witness, Guanyin as a matchmaker, and... ...."

The more this silly boy talked, the lower his voice became. A pair of big innocent eyes darted around the belt of the Baijiang River, thinking of what he thought was a good idea.

Before Mu Fan could finish speaking, Bai Jiangpan immediately interrupted his "beautiful" idea, and said firmly, "We can't. Mu Fan, I don't like you, I don't want to marry you, do you understand?"

Mu Fan stared at the bank of the Baijiang River innocently, his thick eyelashes trembling slightly, like a frightened little butterfly, his deep eyes were full of grievance and puzzlement:

"Brother Pan, why don't you like me anymore? Why don't you like me? Can't I change it? When you chose me, you obviously praised me for being cute and said you wanted to be with me."

Fu forehead by the side of the Baijiang River, what is this all about?The original owner, you are harmful, do you know that?Hua Xin was struck by lightning, you know?Now I'm taking the blame for you, you know?

Bai Jiangpan took a deep breath, and continued to find fault: "Look at you, you are short, fat, and stupid, what is there about you that I like?"

"..." Mu Fan lowered his head and looked at himself, his lips were tight, with a stubborn look of grievance and forbearance.

Bai Jiangpan suddenly felt that what he said was a bit harsh for a young boy who was growing up. After thinking about it, he changed his words:

"I don't dislike your bad looks, you are really cute, but I don't like the strong herbal smell on your body, every time you get close to me, I will be suffocated by the herbs, can you Lost the herbs on your body?"

These herbs are very rare and precious, they are rare holy medicines used to save lives, they can be encountered but not sought after, Mu Fan searched for them for a long time before finding them, and always carry them with him in case of emergencies.

He is absolutely not willing to throw it away.Bai Jiangpan saw this for sure, so he deliberately found fault and fought for a chance to escape for himself.

Sure enough, Mu Fan tightly held the bag containing the herbs, and said aggrievedly: "But Brother Pan, these are life-saving herbs I collected, it's a pity to lose them."

Bai Jiangpan finally found a reason to be angry, "Okay, if you don't lose it, I'll go."

"Brother Pan, don't go, I..." Mu Fan grabbed Bai Jiangpan, gently stroked the herb, gritted his teeth several times, but was still reluctant to throw it away.

Suddenly, Mu Fan performed a puppet technique on Bai Jiangpan, forcing him to marry him.

"Brother Pan, I'm sorry, I don't want to give up herbal medicine, let alone you, so I can only wrong you." Then, he manipulated Bai Jiangpan to kneel on the ground, and kowtowed to the blue sky above his head, "One bow to heaven and earth, two Worship to the high hall, husband and wife worship each other, the ceremony is completed, and sent to the bridal chamber."

Bai Jiangpan stared dumbfounded at Mu Fan's role as bridegroom and MC again, and suddenly felt that this silly boy was too stupid.

Is there anyone who is so domineering and forces others to worship?Is there such a thing as talking to yourself without caring about other people's feelings?Is there such a simple, rude and unruly worship?

Mu Fan picked up Bai Jiangpan horizontally, put him on the altar, and began to untie his belt, his slightly fat face was a little shy, with peach blossoms blooming, "Brother Pan, you are my partner now." , shall we have a bridal chamber?"

Bai Jiangpan suddenly understood that worship was not the purpose of this silly boy, but the bridal chamber was.

This silly boy is all on his feet, he is really young and energetic, and his firepower is booming.

Too bad, it's hard to keep his innocence now, who will save him?

At the critical moment, where did that stinky Ah Feng go——

At this time, Jin Fenghuang was squatting on a big tree outside the temple, staring at the closed temple door in a daze.

Calls for help from the banks of the Baijiang River came from time to time, making it inexplicably irritable.

Lin Zhu finally broke free from Mu Zhuotan's immobilization spell, and hurried over, seeing his own emperor's figure like a "watching husband stone".

He leaned forward and asked cautiously: "Dijun, where is the Baijiang River?"

Jin Fenghuang lightly raised his chin, and pointed in the direction of the ruined temple, "We are getting married at the church."

"What?" Lin Zhu almost fell off the branch, and finally stabilized his figure, "Emperor, old man..." Don't you want to stop it?

Do you like the banks of the Baijiang River or not?

As the guardian envoy of the Baijiang River, Lin Zhu certainly hopes that the Baijiang River will get married and have children as soon as possible to complete the mission of the Hundred Flowers Clan.

But he hoped that the bank of the Baijiang River could enter the emperor's heart and warm this man who had been alone for thousands of years, never been close to anyone, always desolate and lonely, like a ball of ice and snow.

Lin Zhu didn't dare to point fingers at his own emperor, so he could only tentatively ask: "Emperor, do you really plan to marry and have children by the side of the Baijiang River?"

Jin Fenghuang: "As a member of the Hundred Flowers clan, getting married and having children is the mission of birth."

Lin Zhu asked cautiously: "Dijun, do you have any questions about the Baijiang River, do you have..."

Ah, how should I ask this? He took a deep breath, summoned up his courage, and said in a small voice, "Do you like it a little bit? What the subordinates are talking about is not liking for flowers and plants, but that, that kind of liking." .”

Jin Fenghuang pondered for a moment, then turned his head to look at Lin Zhu, his deep eyes were a bit dazed, "I like it, how does it feel?"

Lin Zhu was stimulated by his emperor's innocent and cute expression, his feet were unsteady, and he almost fell to the ground.

He never expected Dijun to show such an expression.

In his impression, Dijun and his old man are cold, aloof, strong, domineering, consistent, and never confused.

No one dared to get close to him, let alone disobey him.He is like a domineering tyrant, guarding Xiangwei country.

Unexpectedly, after becoming a phoenix, he would be so, so stupid, in a daze, like a student humbly asking for advice, and also like an ignorant teenager.

It is difficult to adapt to such a huge contrast.

Who would have thought that this stupid phoenix was the patron saint of Xiangwei Kingdom——Emperor Fengxiang?

Seeing that the emperor kept looking at him with humbly asking for advice, Lin Zhu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and explained cautiously: "Like is just..."

Lin Zhu thinks he has understood the true meaning of love in the process of matching the Baihua tribe to choose a husband and marry him, so he often calls himself a love expert.

But at this moment, he didn't know how to explain to Dijun, so he could only rack his brains and say: "Like, it's a very wonderful feeling, that is, you really want to be with someone, you will be happy when you see him, and you will be lost if you leave him." , it makes me uncomfortable to see him with other people..."

Jin Fenghuang turned his head and thought for a while, then slowly said, "I like it, is that how it feels? Then I will treat him..."

Lin Zhu quickly pricked up his ears to listen, and thought to himself: Dijun, you are finally enlightened.

Unexpectedly, what he heard was "I don't like it."

Lin Zhu must fall.It turned out that Dijun still didn't understand.

It's true that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is in a hurry, he is in a hurry to death.