Uncle Shi is always fine
Chapter 6 Chapter 6
Chapter Six
The cold wind blows on the face, making people's cheeks hurt.
Living Zhuge's limbs moved wildly, and he cried out with difficulty: "Oh! Let, let me go!"
Gu Yunheng was sure that no one was chasing him, so he let go of his hand and threw him on the ground.
Living Zhuge lay on the ground and coughed, his face was flushed, and there was a strangled mark on his neck. It took him a long time to recover, and he roared angrily, "I was almost strangled to death by you!"
Gu Yunheng roared back: "I was almost hanged on the city gate by you!" He opened the folding fan and fanned it quickly to calm himself down.
"It's none of my business. I didn't force your lover to kill someone."
"Again, he is not my girlfriend, but me—" Gu Yunheng didn't want to get involved with Jiang Yueling at all, but he had to, so he had to admit his fate, "He is my uncle." Then he said, "Whether it's the murderer hasn't been determined yet, you're missing a murderer."
"If you're not sure, say no?" Living Zhuge tutted, "Protect your weaknesses!"
As expected of Liu Fuyi's direct disciple, Gu Yunheng was displeased with Jiang Yueling even though he was separated from his family. When he thought of the fact that the two factions were once in harmony, he subconsciously defended it.He stared, and said confidently: "You care about me?"
"Of course I can't control you! Whether he is or not, it doesn't matter to me. Goodbye, no, I will never see you again." Huo Zhuge waved his hand, turned around and was about to leave.
Gu Yunheng grabbed his collar and turned his wrist.Living Zhuge turned half a circle on the spot, staring at him angrily.
Gu Yunheng said: "You accepted my three ingots of gold ingots, first help me find someone."
Huo Zhuge rambled nonsense, "We'll talk about it after I get back the final payment from Yuanwai Zhang."
After tonight's incident, Zhang Yuanwai will definitely seal Lingjiang City to death, maybe he has already sent someone out to look for him, and he will not be left behind even a hundred miles away.This living Zhuge is as cunning as an old fox, if Gu Yunheng lets him go and expects him to come back by himself, it is tantamount to a dream, and it will be difficult to catch him again.
To deal with such a human being as Huo Zhuge, it would be a waste of time to talk to him, and maybe he would be caught by his penetrating tongue.
Hitting a snake and hitting seven inches, Gu Yunheng has already figured out where the seven inches of living Zhuge are.He put away the fan, stuck it behind his neck very smoothly, stretched out his hand, and fumbled around in Huo Zhuge's clothes.
The living Zhuge hid back and forth, yelling, "What do you want to do? I'm not that kind of person. If you dare to touch me, I'll die with you! Ah! Where are you touching!"
Gu Yunheng searched for a long time, and finally took out a bag from Huo Zhuge's underwear.He hooked the rope on the bag with one finger in distaste, and looked it up in front of his eyes - the bag was embroidered with a Pixiu that could only get in and out, Gu Yunheng snorted, who uses what kind of treasure.
Now, Zhuge Zhuge became anxious and shouted: "What are you doing with my Pixiu bag?"
Gu Yunheng ignored him, thinking of the Pixiu bag being stuffed in his obscene pants for a long time, it made him sick, and he didn't want to touch it at all.He shook his head, shaking those bad thoughts out, tore off a piece of cloth from Huo Zhuge's dirty and torn clothes, wrapped it up and put it in his bag, and then loosened the grip on Huo Zhuge.
The living Zhuge was furious: "Okay, I didn't expect Feiyunfeng to have a scum like you who robbed houses!"
Gu Yunheng was surprised, and raised his eyebrows: "How do you know that I belong to Feiyun Peak?"
"Who am I?" Huo Zhuge said triumphantly, "The reputation of being able to pinch and count as Huo Zhuge is not in vain."
Gu Yunheng sneered again and again: "You first figure out where my master uncle is."
Huo Zhuge shook his head: "It doesn't count."
"Oh, bye."
"Give me back the Pixiu bag!"
"not return."
"You robber!"
Gu Yunheng opened the folding fan and smiled suavely: "Thank you for the compliment."
Huo Zhuge was at a loss for words: "..."
Gu Yunheng asked again: "Does it count?"
Living Zhuge straightened his chest, and said forcefully: "If you say it doesn't count, it doesn't count!"
"You and I are now grasshoppers tied to the same rope. If you don't count, I will go to Lingjiang City and yell. You and I are in the same group, and my uncle and uncle. The three of us are murderers." Gu Yunheng Playing the fan unhurriedly, "When the time comes, I'm afraid there will be mountains of gold and silver in front of you, and you will die to take them."
Living Zhuge faltered, and said: "No, I don't count if I'm dead!"
Gu Yunheng smiled and said, "So spineless?"
Living Zhuge raised his chin and said, "Hmph, of course."
Gu Yunheng resorted to aggressive tactics: "You can't figure it out, can you?"
"How do you know?" Huo Zhuge blurted out, and by the time he realized what he had said, it was too late.
He covered his mouth and kept shaking his head, hoping that the other party didn't hear anything.
It's a pity that things backfired, Gu Yunheng was stunned and said, "What did you say?"
Huo Zhuge completely gave up struggling, and said dejectedly: "Okay, let me tell you the truth, I can't figure it out."
Gu Yunheng saw that he didn't look like a liar, but the previous incidents proved that he did have this ability, so he asked back: "I can't figure out how you helped me find someone last time?"
"Don't take the copper back, I'll tell you."
"..." After accepting so many gold ingots, but still caring about a few broken copper coins, Gu Yunheng nodded and said, "The ones given to you are yours. Tell me quickly."
Huo Zhuge was afraid that he would go back on his word: "You swear! Whoops - why are you kicking my ass!"
Gu Yun patted the Taoist robe horizontally, stretched his legs and threatened: "If you don't say anything, I will kick you off the cliff, do you believe it?"
Huo Zhuge was taken aback, and quickly covered his buttocks: "I was wandering outside a few days ago, and I heard you asking people around for the whereabouts of your uncle. When I returned to Lingjiang City, I saw that you were still looking for him. Coincidentally, I saw you on the front foot. He went to Biyun Tower and stopped you." He glanced at Gu Yunheng in a low voice, and said with a smile, "You know what happened next."
Gu Yunheng's forehead twitched, and he asked again, "How did you find the sow that Aunt Li lost?"
Huo Zhuge was afraid that he would beat him, so he said cautiously: "I have no money on me, and I was looking for a place to live everywhere. I happened to see two dead sows, so I guessed that they might be Aunt Li's. Unexpectedly, it really is."
This is lucky, Gu Yunheng almost knelt down for him.
"How did you find that Zhang Yan? Don't tell me that you were bored with the scene in the cave and acted it out for yourself?"
"That's not it!" Huo Zhuge can be considered to have found a chance to turn around, "Although I have cheated a lot of things, I am really a person from the Valley of Sadness. The spell I used in the cave is called Peeping the World, and this spell is not my nature. People in the Valley of Sadness cannot practice it, so outsiders know very little about it. This spell only succeeds two or three times out of ten times, and every time I want to see the world, I must use the blood of the tip of my tongue to dab my eyes to see it."
The secret art of Tianbei Valley has never been spread to outsiders, Gu Yunheng has heard about it for a long time, Zhuge dared not lie to himself, so he said: "After the incident with Aunt Li, so many people came to you to do calculations, how do you know?"
Huo Zhuge raised his eyebrows and said with a grin: "They are just ordinary fortune-tellers. You know about fortune-telling. You can even deceive them. Just pick up good words."
So when someone asked him to find someone, and his luck was not working, he could only use peeking at the world.Gu Yunheng sneered: "If Zhang Yuanwai didn't give you so many gold ingots, you might have to fool them, right?"
"Who said that! Am I the kind of person who treats human life like nothing?" Huo Zhuge was annoyed, with a righteous and awe-inspiring attitude, and followed, with a sudden change of tone, "Of course, the gold ingot is one reason, but the main reason is still I have a high moral character." As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue and said inarticulately, "Show you the wound, I bit it deeply, and it hasn't healed yet."
Gu Yunheng said: "Because of this, can't you help me calculate?"
Huo Zhuge nodded, and said with a bitter face, "Bite any more, and my tongue will definitely be broken."
Gu Yunheng took out a white jade porcelain bottle from his bosom and threw it over, "I have two pills here, take one every six hours, and after twelve hours, you will be covered with medicine until you are cured."
"Thank you." After thanking him, Huo Zhuge frowned again, and Gu Yunheng gave him medicine, just to make him heal before biting.
Hey - he has nothing to do with this self-destructive spell.
"Hey, what's your name?" Gu Yunheng couldn't say the three words Huo Zhuge. This man is not a liar, but he can be considered a half liar. Let him call Huo Zhuge one by one, it's simply too big joke.
Huo Zhuge swallowed the medicine, smacked his mouth, and felt a warm feeling slowly pouring out of his body. The bitten tongue tip was like an invisible barrier, and the pain was immediately unbearable.
What a good medicine!
If you can get some more of this medicine from Gu Yunheng, you can bite your tongue boldly in the future.
Because of asking for others, the tone of speech is also more polite.Huo Zhuge cupped his fists and said, "Zhuge Huang is so eloquent. Don't know the names of friends?"
"Oh, Ah Huang, the dog's name." Gu Yunheng nodded, "I'm next, Gu Yunheng."
"Which cloud? Which horizontal?"
"Yunheng of 'Where is Yunheng's home in the Qinling Mountains'?"
"Oh, he's a dog that stands in the way." Zhuge Huang hated people calling him Ah Huang the most in his life, and Ah Huang couldn't do it either. Taking advantage of the words, he said politely, "Fellow Wang Yunheng said I'm Zhuge."
"Okay, Ah Huang."
Zhuge Huang was out of breath, standing on the spot like a donkey, blowing non-stop.
After finally figuring out the anger he had been playing around before, Gu Yunheng stopped teasing him, and said seriously, "What did you see when you peeped into the world?"
The cold wind blows on the face, making people's cheeks hurt.
Living Zhuge's limbs moved wildly, and he cried out with difficulty: "Oh! Let, let me go!"
Gu Yunheng was sure that no one was chasing him, so he let go of his hand and threw him on the ground.
Living Zhuge lay on the ground and coughed, his face was flushed, and there was a strangled mark on his neck. It took him a long time to recover, and he roared angrily, "I was almost strangled to death by you!"
Gu Yunheng roared back: "I was almost hanged on the city gate by you!" He opened the folding fan and fanned it quickly to calm himself down.
"It's none of my business. I didn't force your lover to kill someone."
"Again, he is not my girlfriend, but me—" Gu Yunheng didn't want to get involved with Jiang Yueling at all, but he had to, so he had to admit his fate, "He is my uncle." Then he said, "Whether it's the murderer hasn't been determined yet, you're missing a murderer."
"If you're not sure, say no?" Living Zhuge tutted, "Protect your weaknesses!"
As expected of Liu Fuyi's direct disciple, Gu Yunheng was displeased with Jiang Yueling even though he was separated from his family. When he thought of the fact that the two factions were once in harmony, he subconsciously defended it.He stared, and said confidently: "You care about me?"
"Of course I can't control you! Whether he is or not, it doesn't matter to me. Goodbye, no, I will never see you again." Huo Zhuge waved his hand, turned around and was about to leave.
Gu Yunheng grabbed his collar and turned his wrist.Living Zhuge turned half a circle on the spot, staring at him angrily.
Gu Yunheng said: "You accepted my three ingots of gold ingots, first help me find someone."
Huo Zhuge rambled nonsense, "We'll talk about it after I get back the final payment from Yuanwai Zhang."
After tonight's incident, Zhang Yuanwai will definitely seal Lingjiang City to death, maybe he has already sent someone out to look for him, and he will not be left behind even a hundred miles away.This living Zhuge is as cunning as an old fox, if Gu Yunheng lets him go and expects him to come back by himself, it is tantamount to a dream, and it will be difficult to catch him again.
To deal with such a human being as Huo Zhuge, it would be a waste of time to talk to him, and maybe he would be caught by his penetrating tongue.
Hitting a snake and hitting seven inches, Gu Yunheng has already figured out where the seven inches of living Zhuge are.He put away the fan, stuck it behind his neck very smoothly, stretched out his hand, and fumbled around in Huo Zhuge's clothes.
The living Zhuge hid back and forth, yelling, "What do you want to do? I'm not that kind of person. If you dare to touch me, I'll die with you! Ah! Where are you touching!"
Gu Yunheng searched for a long time, and finally took out a bag from Huo Zhuge's underwear.He hooked the rope on the bag with one finger in distaste, and looked it up in front of his eyes - the bag was embroidered with a Pixiu that could only get in and out, Gu Yunheng snorted, who uses what kind of treasure.
Now, Zhuge Zhuge became anxious and shouted: "What are you doing with my Pixiu bag?"
Gu Yunheng ignored him, thinking of the Pixiu bag being stuffed in his obscene pants for a long time, it made him sick, and he didn't want to touch it at all.He shook his head, shaking those bad thoughts out, tore off a piece of cloth from Huo Zhuge's dirty and torn clothes, wrapped it up and put it in his bag, and then loosened the grip on Huo Zhuge.
The living Zhuge was furious: "Okay, I didn't expect Feiyunfeng to have a scum like you who robbed houses!"
Gu Yunheng was surprised, and raised his eyebrows: "How do you know that I belong to Feiyun Peak?"
"Who am I?" Huo Zhuge said triumphantly, "The reputation of being able to pinch and count as Huo Zhuge is not in vain."
Gu Yunheng sneered again and again: "You first figure out where my master uncle is."
Huo Zhuge shook his head: "It doesn't count."
"Oh, bye."
"Give me back the Pixiu bag!"
"not return."
"You robber!"
Gu Yunheng opened the folding fan and smiled suavely: "Thank you for the compliment."
Huo Zhuge was at a loss for words: "..."
Gu Yunheng asked again: "Does it count?"
Living Zhuge straightened his chest, and said forcefully: "If you say it doesn't count, it doesn't count!"
"You and I are now grasshoppers tied to the same rope. If you don't count, I will go to Lingjiang City and yell. You and I are in the same group, and my uncle and uncle. The three of us are murderers." Gu Yunheng Playing the fan unhurriedly, "When the time comes, I'm afraid there will be mountains of gold and silver in front of you, and you will die to take them."
Living Zhuge faltered, and said: "No, I don't count if I'm dead!"
Gu Yunheng smiled and said, "So spineless?"
Living Zhuge raised his chin and said, "Hmph, of course."
Gu Yunheng resorted to aggressive tactics: "You can't figure it out, can you?"
"How do you know?" Huo Zhuge blurted out, and by the time he realized what he had said, it was too late.
He covered his mouth and kept shaking his head, hoping that the other party didn't hear anything.
It's a pity that things backfired, Gu Yunheng was stunned and said, "What did you say?"
Huo Zhuge completely gave up struggling, and said dejectedly: "Okay, let me tell you the truth, I can't figure it out."
Gu Yunheng saw that he didn't look like a liar, but the previous incidents proved that he did have this ability, so he asked back: "I can't figure out how you helped me find someone last time?"
"Don't take the copper back, I'll tell you."
"..." After accepting so many gold ingots, but still caring about a few broken copper coins, Gu Yunheng nodded and said, "The ones given to you are yours. Tell me quickly."
Huo Zhuge was afraid that he would go back on his word: "You swear! Whoops - why are you kicking my ass!"
Gu Yun patted the Taoist robe horizontally, stretched his legs and threatened: "If you don't say anything, I will kick you off the cliff, do you believe it?"
Huo Zhuge was taken aback, and quickly covered his buttocks: "I was wandering outside a few days ago, and I heard you asking people around for the whereabouts of your uncle. When I returned to Lingjiang City, I saw that you were still looking for him. Coincidentally, I saw you on the front foot. He went to Biyun Tower and stopped you." He glanced at Gu Yunheng in a low voice, and said with a smile, "You know what happened next."
Gu Yunheng's forehead twitched, and he asked again, "How did you find the sow that Aunt Li lost?"
Huo Zhuge was afraid that he would beat him, so he said cautiously: "I have no money on me, and I was looking for a place to live everywhere. I happened to see two dead sows, so I guessed that they might be Aunt Li's. Unexpectedly, it really is."
This is lucky, Gu Yunheng almost knelt down for him.
"How did you find that Zhang Yan? Don't tell me that you were bored with the scene in the cave and acted it out for yourself?"
"That's not it!" Huo Zhuge can be considered to have found a chance to turn around, "Although I have cheated a lot of things, I am really a person from the Valley of Sadness. The spell I used in the cave is called Peeping the World, and this spell is not my nature. People in the Valley of Sadness cannot practice it, so outsiders know very little about it. This spell only succeeds two or three times out of ten times, and every time I want to see the world, I must use the blood of the tip of my tongue to dab my eyes to see it."
The secret art of Tianbei Valley has never been spread to outsiders, Gu Yunheng has heard about it for a long time, Zhuge dared not lie to himself, so he said: "After the incident with Aunt Li, so many people came to you to do calculations, how do you know?"
Huo Zhuge raised his eyebrows and said with a grin: "They are just ordinary fortune-tellers. You know about fortune-telling. You can even deceive them. Just pick up good words."
So when someone asked him to find someone, and his luck was not working, he could only use peeking at the world.Gu Yunheng sneered: "If Zhang Yuanwai didn't give you so many gold ingots, you might have to fool them, right?"
"Who said that! Am I the kind of person who treats human life like nothing?" Huo Zhuge was annoyed, with a righteous and awe-inspiring attitude, and followed, with a sudden change of tone, "Of course, the gold ingot is one reason, but the main reason is still I have a high moral character." As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue and said inarticulately, "Show you the wound, I bit it deeply, and it hasn't healed yet."
Gu Yunheng said: "Because of this, can't you help me calculate?"
Huo Zhuge nodded, and said with a bitter face, "Bite any more, and my tongue will definitely be broken."
Gu Yunheng took out a white jade porcelain bottle from his bosom and threw it over, "I have two pills here, take one every six hours, and after twelve hours, you will be covered with medicine until you are cured."
"Thank you." After thanking him, Huo Zhuge frowned again, and Gu Yunheng gave him medicine, just to make him heal before biting.
Hey - he has nothing to do with this self-destructive spell.
"Hey, what's your name?" Gu Yunheng couldn't say the three words Huo Zhuge. This man is not a liar, but he can be considered a half liar. Let him call Huo Zhuge one by one, it's simply too big joke.
Huo Zhuge swallowed the medicine, smacked his mouth, and felt a warm feeling slowly pouring out of his body. The bitten tongue tip was like an invisible barrier, and the pain was immediately unbearable.
What a good medicine!
If you can get some more of this medicine from Gu Yunheng, you can bite your tongue boldly in the future.
Because of asking for others, the tone of speech is also more polite.Huo Zhuge cupped his fists and said, "Zhuge Huang is so eloquent. Don't know the names of friends?"
"Oh, Ah Huang, the dog's name." Gu Yunheng nodded, "I'm next, Gu Yunheng."
"Which cloud? Which horizontal?"
"Yunheng of 'Where is Yunheng's home in the Qinling Mountains'?"
"Oh, he's a dog that stands in the way." Zhuge Huang hated people calling him Ah Huang the most in his life, and Ah Huang couldn't do it either. Taking advantage of the words, he said politely, "Fellow Wang Yunheng said I'm Zhuge."
"Okay, Ah Huang."
Zhuge Huang was out of breath, standing on the spot like a donkey, blowing non-stop.
After finally figuring out the anger he had been playing around before, Gu Yunheng stopped teasing him, and said seriously, "What did you see when you peeped into the world?"
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