Uncle Shi is always fine

Chapter 53

Ever since he woke up from the poisoning, Gu Yunheng has been in a daze.The memory stayed on the way back from Wufengmen, and when he opened his eyes again, he was already lying in a strange room.

Jiang Yueling came over with a glass of water, Gu Yunheng said carelessly, "Where is this?"

Jiang Yueling helped him up, fed him a drink, and said, "Broken Star Peak."

The number of times Gu Yunheng has been to Broken Star Peak can be counted on the fingers, and the only two people who remember him besides the main hall are Jiang Yueling's residence.

At that time, Gu Yunheng admired him very much. He was still not satisfied after reading his biography in the history of the sect, so he found an opportunity to visit Jiang Yueling's residence, and wanted to see what kind of environment that person lived in on weekdays.

When doing this, Gu Yunheng didn't think there was anything wrong, but now that he thinks about it, he feels ashamed of his actions.

He leaned against Jiang Yueling's chest, looked around for a week, and soon recognized where it was.His eyes fixed on Liu Fuyi who was about to leave.

Gu Yunheng muttered: "Master!"

Liu Fuyi didn't expect his apprentice to wake up before he left. He turned around and nodded to indicate that he heard: "You are weak, rest more, and take a step ahead as a teacher."

Before Gu Yun could finish speaking, Liu Fuyi had already left.

Seeing his disappointed look, Liu Wei smiled lightly and said: "Nephew, don't worry, your master is just not in a good mood, there is no other meaning. I'll go and persuade him."

Watching Master Liu leave, Gu Yunheng was even more puzzled. He raised his eyes to Jiang Yueling who was at peace and said, "What happened?"

Originally thought that this matter had something to do with Qu Wusheng and Ren Wuyan, but unexpectedly, Jiang Yueling said: "My nephew's good apprentice was detained by me, can he be happy?"

"..."

After being away for so long, I finally came back. I didn't bring any gifts, but I found a Taoist companion for myself.That Taoist couple happened to be Master's uncle.

Gu Yunheng's face burned, and Gu Yunheng was embarrassed, why did he get noticed so quickly?

Jiang Yueling pinched his nose and said, "Xiao Yunheng, you are blushing."

Gu Yunheng asked in surprise, "Why did you come out?"

"Why? Don't you like me?" The follower had already figured it out, and finally had the opportunity to appear, but Gu Yunheng looked like that.

Gu Yunheng was afraid that he would think too much, so he quickly explained: "No, I'm just surprised."

"It's more or less the same." He wanted to pretend to be angry with a sullen face, but the follower couldn't do it at all. In the blink of an eye, he had a laughing face again, "Let me just say that you and I are connected. You didn't admit it before."

Gu Yunheng was afraid that he would hurt his heart by saying the wrong thing again, so he nodded in agreement and said, "Yes, that's because I was slow to respond."

"It's good that I'm not dull!" The follower was proud, "I saw you as soon as I came out the day the lockdown was lifted. You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen."

Gu Yun smiled and said: "You are prettier than me."

"Nonsense!" The follower glared at him, rolled his eyes, and smiled, "If it weren't for your piss, how could I have been released? Fate is destined, this sentence must be believed."

It's not that I haven't heard a follower talk about this matter before. At that time, Gu Yunheng felt nothing but embarrassment, and wished to stop the follower's mouth and make him swear not to mention it again for the rest of his life.Now the relationship between the two is very different, and the state of mind has also become completely different.It was both funny and fortunate to hear the follower mention this matter again.

Gu Yunheng recalled the situation at that time, and said with a smile: "You still tore off the sleeve and smashed it on my face."

He yelled at the asshole: "That's what the stinky fart did, not me! He is the worst! It almost caused me to lose you, but fortunately I have great skills and charm, so Xiaoyun can make you fall in love with me with all your heart." .”

As soon as these remarks came out, his skin was thicker than Zhuge Huang's.Gu Yunheng laughed and said: "You were the first to come out that day when the seal was unblocked, and then you were robbed of the control of your body by the stinky fart?"

The follower heaved a long sigh and said, "Yes. He wants to leave, but I want to stay. If there is a misunderstanding, it will be fine. If he leaves, he will feel guilty. I don't understand the reason for this, I'm so stupid."

"You are enough! I have endured you for a long time, and if you speak ill of me, believe it or not, I will never let you out!"

The stink bug jumped out suddenly, startling Gu Yunheng.The last moment the air was filled with pink, but this moment it became full of murderous aura.

The follower shivered, and stammered: "Who's afraid of you, two to one! You can beat him before we talk."

The stink bug, like the follower, is a small part of Jiang Yueling's split soul.He knew he couldn't grab the rightful owner, so he snorted coldly, and flashed back depressed.

The follower beamed with joy, and patted his chest to promise: "Xiao Yunheng, I'm not serious!"

Gu Yunheng asked without answering: "There is a word, I wonder if you have heard it before?"

The follower asked curiously, "What word?"

Gu Yunheng smiled slightly, and blurted out: "A fox pretends to be a tiger."

The follower who was so proud just now turned into an eggplant beaten by Shuang, and said listlessly: "I am poor in cultivation, but I have good eyesight!"

Turning around again, Gu Yunheng nodded frequently: "Yeah, what you said is right."

The follower said again: "However, my good vision is also based on the accuracy of your urination. You said, on the huge Broken Star Peak, you urinate in the forbidden area, what a coincidence!"

Yes, what a coincidence.

Thinking back, Gu Yunheng felt even more incredible.He wanted to find a hut, but accidentally went the wrong way, entered the forbidden area by mistake, and then opened the seal again.Jiang Yueling hadn't been released for nearly a hundred years, so why did he do it?Is there really such a coincidence in the world?

Seeing his sudden silence, the follower said solemnly, "What are you thinking?"

Gu Yunheng expressed his doubts: "If I didn't go the wrong way, can I still unblock you?"

The follower shook his head and said, "I don't know. What are you thinking about so much? Didn't you go the wrong way?"

Gu Yunheng did not let go of this problem easily. What happened on New Year's Eve is vivid in his memory: "I came to Broken Star Peak so rarely that I couldn't remember the way. I drank too much that night and couldn't find the latrine when I came out. It was a brother He showed me the way. I clearly walked in the direction he said, but in the end I walked into the forbidden area."

The follower was stunned, and said: "You mean, that senior brother deliberately pointed you the wrong way?"

Gu Yunheng didn't dare to jump to conclusions, and said: "Almost everyone celebrates in the main hall on New Year's Eve, why did that senior brother appear in such a remote place in the middle of the night? Is there a possibility that he..."

The follower knew what he was going to say, and continued: "His destination is the forbidden area!"

Gu Yunheng nodded while thinking: "He wants to go to the forbidden area and let you out. But he didn't want to cause trouble, and I just appeared again, so he made me a scapegoat. According to what you said, you are sealed It's because the master misunderstood that you practiced magic arts and killed your fellow disciples. Could this person be with the person who framed you?"

The follower said: "Most likely it was sent by Ren Wuyan, more likely it was himself."

Gu Yunheng nodded in agreement, Ren Wuyan's disguise technique is superb, it is difficult for ordinary people to recognize who he is disguised as: "I remember that the brother who showed me the way had a very big nose, I wonder if there is anyone with similar appearance on Broken Star Peak. "

"What's so difficult about it?" The follower asked Gu Yunheng to rest for a while, and he went to look for it.

Not long after, the follower came back with a few portraits, and didn't show them to Gu Yunheng until he woke up naturally.

"Everyone with a big nose in Broken Star Peak is here."

Gu Yunheng looked at them one by one, but none of them were right.He shook his head. The senior brother he met that night had a big nose that was unusual for ordinary people. It was unforgettable in his photographic memory. He couldn't remember it wrong.

"It seems that that person is indeed not from Broken Star Peak."

The follower believed his memory, and said with a sneer, "Xiao Yunheng, do you know that you have been poisoned? Over the years, some people have been poisoned in Broken Star Peak, and one of the disciples who died of poisoning was near the forbidden area."

That vicious body is unique to Ren Wuyan, the seal of the ancestor, except for the disciples of this school, no one else can break it.

The disciple who was poisoned two years ago either discovered that Ren Wuyan was trying to break the seal, or Ren Wuyan tried to force the disciple to open it after he could not break the seal, but the disciple refused and was killed by him.No matter what, he didn't succeed, and tried again and again, persistently.

"Why did he have to release you?" Gu Yunheng couldn't understand, didn't he want to unseal Qu Wusheng?Released Jiang Yueling, wouldn't it add more opponents?

The follower frowned: "It's really difficult, as Ren Wuyan said, I took Qu Wusheng's things?" After speaking, he didn't understand, "But I really didn't take his things. If I have to say take it, I will Destroy his sword, okay?"

"It has nothing to do with the sword." Gu Yunheng said, "Didn't Wu Meng forge a new one for him?"

"That's right." The follower nodded, unable to understand, "I'm so annoying, I don't want to! The people of the devil way can't be shaken off like dog skin plaster."

"You despise them so much?" Gu Yunheng joked, "In the past 100 years, they have tried a lot to release you."

The follower smiled, looked at him leisurely and said, "What? Someone treats me well, are you jealous?"

Gu Yunheng deliberately misinterpreted him: "Oh? You like this kind of thing? Why don't I play the game of sealing and unsealing with you every now and then?"

Rubbing his hands together, he laughed and said, "Xiao Yunheng, you've already started looking forward to our future life?"

If you fail to moleste, you will be molested instead.Gu Yunheng rolled his eyes, retracted into the quilt, and didn't want to talk to him.

The follower refused to let it go, lifted the quilt and sneaked in, hugged Gu Yunheng tightly from behind, and whispered in his ear: "You can seal it as you like, as long as you don't seal it at night."

Gu Yunheng didn't understand, turned to face him and asked, "Why?"

The follower laughed like a sneaky cat, and said as a matter of course: "Shuangxiu tonight!"

"You..." Gu Yunheng touched the pillow subconsciously, but missed the fan, so he slapped his follower on the forehead, "Look at you, do you have any sense of being a master uncle?" conscious?"

The follower didn't take it seriously, and kissed Gu Yunheng forcefully on the forehead: "I am your Taoist companion now, not my uncle. Okay, shut up and don't talk, the poison on your body has not been completely resolved, so hurry up and rest , continue to solve tomorrow.”

Gu Yunheng held back his words for a while, and was unwilling to stop.The follower went straight to the mouth, and Gu Yunheng opened his mouth, and he kissed him, until the end of the kiss was so embarrassing, he had to close his eyes and mouth, and fell asleep obediently.

The follower silently rejoiced in his heart, but also regretted: "Why doesn't Xiao Yunheng say a few more words, I haven't kissed enough yet."

The stinky fart snorted coldly, and said in his heart: "Duanxiu, you are so cowardly, you can kiss as much as you want!"

The follower was surprised: "You, what did you say?"

The stinky fart was silent.

The follower was dumbfounded, and took a while to find his tongue: "Are you in love with my little Yunheng?"

The stink bug snorted: "Give me back, it's so disgusting."

Jiang Yueling's reaction was much calmer, and he took it easy and said, "We all like Yun Heng, how could he not?"

Stinky Fart Bug said forcefully: "I just don't hate him, it has nothing to do with liking him."

The follower said angrily: "Nonsense! Don't like you and let me kiss you enough? You just have selfishness. When you want me to kiss you, you can jump out and kiss me twice."

The fart bug faltered, and immediately said: "Fart!"

"Ahhh! What are you hesitating?"

He decided that the stinky fart must have fallen in love with Xiao Yunheng, and the follower was completely unhappy. He thought that there was only one love rival living in his body, but one was not resolved and became two.