Uncle Shi is always fine

Chapter 41

The name Zhuge Huang is well chosen, Ah Huang, Ah Huang, they really like to drill dog holes.

The stink bug snorted coldly: "I won't drill in! I'll go in through the gate."

Zhuge Huang rolled his eyes up, and said speechlessly, "Do you know how many people guard the main gate? It's a fool's dream to barge in."

"I don't care, I'm a dignified Zizhushan sect..."

Before he finished speaking, Yan Sijue ducked through the dog hole first.

Gu Yunheng tapped him on the back with a folding fan, and teased: "The master of the valley is all in, and you are not the head of the Zizhushan sect, so there is no shame in it."

The stinky fart opened his mouth and retorted: "Man..."

Before he finished speaking, Gu Yunheng interrupted: "A man can bend and stretch, and now is the time for you to bend." He didn't give him any chance to find a reason, as if he was looking at the follower and Jiang Yueling through him, and said, " If you don’t agree, someone will agree.”

After being choked twice in a row, the stinky fart was in a bad mood, and he kicked Zhuge Huang's butt who was drilling the hole, and went through the dog hole with a circle of depression.

When a disaster happened to him, Zhuge Huang felt extremely bitter, rubbing his buttocks and condemning: "Why are you kicking me!"

The stink bug made trouble unreasonably: "You drill too slowly."

Gu Yun patted him on the shoulder horizontally, and comforted him: "He's out of his mind, it's not like you don't know, why are you angry with him?"

"That's right." Having said that, Zhuge Huang felt much better. He took a few glances at the stinky fart, and started to lead the way.

The stinky fart has a stinky face all the time, and everything has been against his heart since morning.

Knowing this, Gu Yunheng went to tease him, but with the advice of the follower and Jiang Yueling, the stinky fart dared not do anything, so he could only hold back.

Thinking back to the past, stinky fart bugs would often fly away after a disagreement, which made me go to great lengths to find him, and when I found him, he would always give me a good look. Now Gu Yunheng is so happy that he is about to bloom.

Tianji City is quite big, and the three of them followed Zhuge Huang all the way, turning left and right, and walked for a long time before they came to an attic.

The attic was neither high nor low, and from the outside, it was exactly three floors, which was consistent with Zhuge Huang's dictation, and no one was guarding it.

The plaque of the Magic Pavilion was hung on the main gate, Zhuge Huang glanced at it, then stopped looking, pointed to the gate and said: "This is the entrance, follow me."

He put his hand on the door, and a blue light immediately appeared, as if to confirm something. After a while, the blue light disappeared, and the door slowly opened.

Zhuge Huang withdrew his hand and took the lead across the high threshold: "Master Yan, did you give me a box of gold ingots for free? If it weren't for me, how could you enter so easily?"

Yan Sijue said indifferently, "Thank you."

Stinky Bug didn't agree, and said with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, "There's nothing to be proud of. The traitors of Tianji City are ashamed to ask for credit for bringing outsiders into their own city."

"You take care of me, I'm happy." Zhuge Chun raised his eyebrows with a smile, "You follow me carefully in a while, don't step on it. There are many traps in the illusion pavilion, not to mention being hurt by hidden weapons, maybe it will attract the guards. .”

After saying that, Zhuge Huang walked in the front, two by two, walking one after another.Zhuge Huang and Yan Sijue walked in the front, Zhuge Huang reminded them every step of the way.

Don't step on this brick, don't touch that wall, stoop over here, twist the lampstand there, go left, don't go right.

It took nearly an hour to walk the first floor of the fantasy pavilion under Zhuge Huang's guidance, and it was not finished yet.

The huge fantasy pavilion can be described as a trap every step of the way. Thanks to Zhuge Chung, if any one of them came alone, he would have come across these weird and unexpected traps.

Gu Yunheng paid attention to his feet and said, "Fellow Daoist, why are you so clear about the mechanism here?"

Zhuge Huang smiled and said, "Did you forget that I am from Tianji City?"

"No hope." Gu Yunheng asked doubtfully, "Is it just that the disciples of Tianji City can memorize the mechanisms of the Magic Pavilion by heart?"

From Gu Yunheng's point of view, the fantasy pavilion is similar to the forbidden places of various sects and sects.Which sect dares to say that the forbidden land of my sect is suitable for the appearance, and no one in the whole card is unaware of it?I am afraid that the vast majority of disciples will not know what the forbidden area looks like throughout their lives.Isn't it the same for the fantasy pavilion in Tianji City?

Zhuge Huang turned his head, looked at him inscrutablely and said, "Of course not."

Gu Yunheng became even more curious: "Then you..."

"I'm not an ordinary disciple." Zhuge Huang led the way calmly, and said slowly, "The reason why I know so much about the Magic Pavilion is because I made all the organs in the Magic Pavilion."

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The voice fell, and the three of them were silent.

Zhuge Huang said in embarrassment: "What is the reaction of the three of you, don't you believe me?"

Gu Yunheng said: "I don't believe it, you haven't said a word of truth."

The stinky fart squinted at him, and said, "I don't believe it either, but you, can you have this kind of ability?"

Zhuge Huang pinned all his hopes on Yan Sijue, winked at him pitifully and said, "Master Yan Valley, you should believe what I say."

Yan Sijue stared at him with his dark eyes, his face was as cold as ice, he opened his mouth and said, "Lead the way well."

Zhuge Huang waited for a long time, but when he waited for such a sentence that had nothing to do with his problem, he almost fell on his back, thinking: I am a guide in his eyes, I am really mad.

Previously, he thought that Yan Sijue was a cold-faced and warm-hearted person, but now Zhuge Huang overturned his opinion, thinking that this person is completely cold-faced and cold-hearted person, since he accepted a box of gold ingots from the other party, then Just complete the task quickly, and never have anything to do with him again.

After walking for about a stick of incense, a long staircase appeared at the end.

Zhuge Huang said happily: "Okay! The organs on this floor are all broken, let's go to the second floor."

He lifted his legs and ran towards the stairs quickly. Just as the soles of his feet stepped on the first step, countless long arrows suddenly shot out from the left and right sides, piercing through the air.

The whistling sound rang from his ears, and Zhuge Huang closed his eyes tightly in fright, thinking that his life was about to be handed over here, and then he heard several popping sounds.

The expected pain was not felt.Zhuge Huang, who was covered in cold sweat, opened his eyes and turned around stiffly, only to see Yan Sijue, who was dozens of steps away from him just now, behind him holding a whisk.

Yan Sijue flicked his hand, and the speechless cold arrow fell from the whisk.A pair of cold eyes glanced at Zhuge Huang and said, "Be careful."

Looking at each other, Zhuge Huang was stunned, he actually saw worry in Yan Sijue's eyes.

Only then did he change his label from "Cold Face and Enthusiasm" to "Cold Face and Cold Heart". Never post it.

After a false alarm, Gu Yunheng heaved a sigh of relief. Seeing that Zhuge Huang was fine, he dared to tease him: "Didn't you say that you built the mechanism? What? Are you planning to die tragically under your own mechanism?"

Zhuge Huang scratched his head in embarrassment, and said: "I only know the mechanism on the first floor, who would have known that the people in Tianji City are so vicious that they would tamper with the stairs."

Gu Yunheng smiled and looked at him: "You don't seem to be from Tianji City."

Zhuge Huang muttered, "I'd rather not be from Tianji City."

There was some distance between Gu Yunheng and him, and he couldn't hear clearly, so he asked, "What did you say?"

Zhuge Chung shook his head: "It's nothing." He raised his foot to continue leading the way, his eyes swept over Yan Sijue, and found that the other party's eyes were full of scrutiny.Yan Sijue knew his identity.

For a while, Zhuge Huang felt very embarrassed. He usually claimed to be eloquent, but this time it was useless.

He stammered: "I..."

Yan Sijue withdrew his gaze, walked past Zhuge Huang and said, "Next, I will lead the way."

Since Zhuge Huang didn't know the mechanism behind him, and his cultivation base was poor, it was better to lead the way by himself. After all, he was the one who wanted to get the Jiuzhuan Ningwei Pill, so it didn't make sense for others to take risks for him.

Thankfully, the stairs connecting the first and second floors no longer have traps.

The four of them stood at the stairs, but they were worried.Directly opposite them, two doors appeared.As far as the eye can see, there are no stairs leading to the third floor. It can only be explained that the stairs are hidden behind these two doors.

Gu Yunheng asked Zhuge Huang: "Which one can lead to the third floor?"

The second monk Zhuge Huangzhang was puzzled: "It's the first time I even step on the steps leading to the second floor. Do you think I look like I have been to the second floor?"

With that said, Gu Yunheng knew he was asking for nothing.

The stinky fart said impatiently: "What are you talking about? Since you know that the second floor is an illusion, just go straight in. Isn't there just two doors? It's not easy for the four of us? Two groups together, separate into two groups. Which group can't find the stairs, they naturally know that they have made a mistake, so just come out and change the door."

Time was short, and the four of them were not allowed to act together. Just now Zhuge Huang touched the mechanism of the stairs, and I don't know if he has attracted the attention of the patrol.

Yan Sijue agreed with his proposal, nodded and said, "It's possible."

Acting in groups is the fastest way, and Gu Yunheng also agreed: "How to group?"

"It's not obvious." Zhuge Huang's ambiguous eyes drifted back and forth between Gu Yunheng and Jiang Yueling, "You two are in a team, and I'm in a team with Yan Guzhu." It's almost like we won't break up you two Right couple.

The stinky fart was infuriated by what he said, and when he got angry, he rushed over and wanted to beat Zhuge Chung: "You talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart?"

Zhuge Huang spread his hands innocently: "What did you just say? Didn't you say anything?" After finishing speaking, he grabbed Master Yan Gu's wrist, and chose a nearby door to escape, leaving only the "Tao couple" outside A reminder, "In the illusion, all mirror images and people are phantoms, don't believe it."

When the two of them disappeared, Gu Yunheng and the stinky fart were left staring wide-eyed.

The stinky fart said angrily: "What are you looking at, you're dead!"

Gu Yunheng was too lazy to quarrel with him, and looked at him with a smile, without saying anything, his eyes lingered on him.

Those eyes were sharp, as if they could see into the deepest part of him through his clothes.Stinky Bug's heart was flustered, and he raised his chin uncomfortably and said, "Don't look at it!"

Gu Yunheng smiled slightly and said, "Okay, don't look at it, your ears are so red, I don't want to look at it."

Unexpectedly, the stinky fart immediately exploded and shouted: "Who's ears are red!"

Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, Gu Yunheng took a step forward, pinched his red earlobe and said, "You, the red one is hot to the touch."

The stinky fart pushed him away, and said viciously: "Duanxiu, don't touch me!"

Gu Yunheng stood firm, neither angry nor annoyed, with a smile in his eyes, he jokingly said: "Hey, every time you get so angry, is it because you are shy?"

"..." Hearing this, the stinky fart was stunned. He leaned less, turned his face unnaturally, and said fiercely, "How is that possible! Go quickly, you will be wasted time."

Without waiting for Gu Yunheng to follow up, and not wanting to hear his reply, he turned and walked into another door.