Uncle Shi is always fine

Chapter 27

Gu Yunheng rolled his eyes. Before he could finish his sentence, this unfulfilling follower was seized by the stinky fart.

The stinky fart suddenly found himself holding Gu Yunheng's hand, and threw it away hastily as if he had encountered a poison.

Even Gu Yunheng felt sorry for the follower. He had worked so hard before and finally tricked himself into lying with him. He just ate the tofu and changed.

After finally regaining his body, he first realized that he was holding Gu Yunheng's hand affectionately, and then he realized that the two of them were on the same bed. Although they kept a certain distance, Jiang Yueling was hit hard, and rolled into the bed even more. Getting closer, he cursed with a black face: "Duanxiu."

Gu Yunheng clapped vigorously: "Good scolding!"

Jiang Yueling's face darkened even more: "I'm scolding myself, why are you applauding?"

Gu Yunheng pulled out his folding fan and fanned it unhurriedly: "Praise you for scolding well, scolding is right, it will save me the trouble of scolding."

When he said this, Jiang Yueling couldn't scold him any more. In private, no matter how much he quarreled with his followers, it was a conflict between his own people. Now that it was replaced by Gu Yunheng, the meaning was different.

It was rare for Jiang Yueling to display the spirit of fighting against the enemy, and he snorted coldly, shut his mouth and stopped scolding.

Gu Yun tilted his head, looked at him with a smile, and said, "Why don't you stop scolding? I haven't heard enough."

Jiang Yueling said, "Hmph!"

Gu Yunheng was about to say something, but he accidentally glanced at Jiang Yueling's earlobe, and leaned over to look at the other, wondering, "Why is one of your ears red and the other not red?"

Jiang Yueling turned his face away and said, "Mosquito bites."

Gu Yunheng believed it to be true, nodded and said: "Since your body is taken over by you, do you know what's weird about the old lady?"

"Of course I know!" Jiang Yueling raised his chin, looking very proud, coupled with his unique cold voice, it was unexpectedly funny.

In fact, Gu Yunheng really laughed out loud.

Jiang Yueling glanced at him sideways: "What are you laughing at?"

Gu Yun beat the wind horizontally: "It's nothing, just say it quickly."

Jiang Yueling looked around, held his breath vigilantly and walked around the bedroom with his consciousness, then lowered his voice and said, "Did you pay attention to that man's hand just now?"

Gu Yunheng was stunned by his question, shook his head and said, "I really don't care."

Jiang Yueling immediately let out a mocking snort: "Zizhushan is not as good as one generation after another." Gu Yunheng rolled his eyes wildly, pretending he couldn't see it, and said to himself, "That person's face is an old man, but his hands are not smooth. Rusi must be someone pretending to be."

If it wasn't for Jiang Yueling's reminder, Gu Yunheng would not have noticed that the man's appearance was very similar, whether it was his demeanor, or the speed and tone of his speech.

There is no living person in the whole village, and the only living person is a person in disguise.

Gu Yunheng didn't dare to jump to conclusions, the only thing he could be sure of was that there must be something wrong with the pretender.

Gu Yunheng said: "You stay here, are you going to visit that man's boudoir at night?"

Jiang Yueling said disdainfully: "Do you think that dead Duanxiu has the guts? He intends to wake up and talk about it during the day. And I—" He chuckled, "I can't wait, let's go to her room now check it out."

After finishing the words, without waiting for Gu Yunheng to react, he picked up the Shadow Sword, jumped out of the bed, put on his shoes, and came to the door of another bedroom in an instant.

The follower does things slowly, and if he can solve it in an hour, he can't wait for two hours.Stinkbug is the exact opposite of him, he is reckless, quick-tempered, and will do it right away, completely out of his head.

Gu Yunheng just put on one shoe, and while wearing the other, he jumped up and down to catch up with Jiang Yueling.Just as he was about to tell Jiang Yueling to wait, Jiang Yueling had already kicked open the door.

Gu Yunheng put down his hands, closed his mouth helplessly, quickly put on the other shoe, and followed him into the bedroom.

Looking around, there was no one in the room, a pair of embroidered shoes were neatly placed beside the bed, and the curtains were hanging down, covering the scenery inside.

Jiang Yueling approached slowly, Gu Yunheng hurriedly grabbed his arm and shook his head. He pointed to the shadow sword on Jiang Yueling's back, motioning him to use the shadow to open the curtain.

There was such a loud noise of kicking the door just now, the people on the bed didn't wake up, either there was no one inside, or it was just pretending.

Jiang Yueling did not refuse his proposal, he drew out the Shadow Sword, and used the tip of the sword to pry open the curtain.While paying attention to the bed, Gu Yunheng allocated a little energy to pay attention to other directions.

Apart from Jiang Yueling and him, there was no third breathing sound in this bedroom, so maybe someone was hiding in the dark, using those embroidered shoes to make noise.

Jiang Yueling flipped his wrist, and the cemetery opened most of the curtain.

The moonlight passed through the window, shone in, and sprinkled on the bed. Gu Yunheng took a closer look and screamed in panic, "Ah!"

Jiang Yueling's arm hurt from his grasp, his brows were furrowed, and he said fiercely, "I've never seen a dead person before!"

Realizing that he lost his composure, Gu Yunheng hurriedly let go of his hand, swallowed the saliva stuck in his throat, and said, "I've never seen such a terrifying death."

It's scary to say that it's not false at all. The face of the corpse on the bed was slashed with a knife, and the original appearance could not be discerned at all.

Gu Yunheng asked again: "What's going on?"

Jiang Yueling said, "Ask me, who should I ask?" He glanced at the corpse's hand, which was wrinkled and still looked like an old tree at the gate of the village, "Look at the hand, it's not the same person we saw just now. "

Gu Yunheng stepped forward, observed carefully, and after a while, said: "She is stiff and has no body temperature, but there are no corpse spots on her body, and she cannot escape the time of death."

Jiang Yueling raised his eyebrows and joked, "Are you not afraid?"

Gu Yunheng said inexplicably: "What's there to be afraid of? I was taken aback just now because I was caught off guard. What do you think?"

Jiang Yueling sneered: "I thought you guys with broken sleeves even had a personality like a woman."

It's really unpleasant to talk, and it blinds that handsome face for nothing.Gu Yunheng turned his lips back and wanted to say, "You are just like a woman", but when he thought about it, he was the one who was offended by saying this, and he was too upset.

Rolling his eyeballs, he smiled brightly and said, "Master Uncle, do you know that when men do such things with men, there must be someone who will play the role of a woman."

Not knowing why he suddenly changed the topic here, Jiang Yueling temporarily ignored the weird address, nodded and said, "I know."

Gu Yunheng held the folding fan in his hand and twirled it around. When he stopped, he happened to close it, deliberately disgusting Jiang Yueling, and slapped his buttocks: "When I did that thing with the follower, Master Uncle, Master Uncle was at the bottom, and I was at the top. Uncle Stinkbug Master, who do you think looks like a woman?"

Ever since his ass was slapped by a fan, Jiang Yueling exploded like firecrackers lit during the Spring Festival. After hearing this sentence, the explosion became even more violent. Regardless of Gu Yunheng's presence, he started arguing with himself.

"Die Duanxiu, come out!"

The vicious voice suddenly softened: "Why? You didn't let me out just now, and now you're calling me again!"

"If you break your sleeve, you break it, why are you still being suppressed!"

"Who said I was suppressed?"

"Your friend said so!"

The word "good friend" successfully reminded Gu Yunheng of Zhuge Huang.

In front of Jiang Yueling and Jiang Yueling were arguing really happily, Gu Yunheng was dizzy and couldn't tell who was with whom. I'm afraid Zhuge Huang was so frightened when he saw this battle last time that he hid in his room all night Here, tell him the big secret.

Hearing the stinky fart say that he is a good friend, his voice trembled, and he was so excited that it was hard to add: "Xiaoyun admits that I am his date? As long as he is willing, it will be the same from top to bottom!"

The stinky fart swears: "Fart! You and I share the same body, I don't want to be fucked by a man!"

The follower was unhappy, and educated himself righteously: "Your point of view is wrong. As long as you really like it, everyone is the same. Why do you have to let Xiaoyun be the next one, and I can't be the next one?" After finishing speaking, He even winked at Gu Yunheng.

Before Gu Yunheng could finish accepting it, he saw a pair of eyes full of anger.

The stinky fart said fiercely: "What are you looking at, you die!"

"You scolded me, little Yunheng!" The follower beat himself up angrily, "Hurry up and give me back your body, I want to go to bed with Xiaoyunheng."

The stinky fart snatched back his body, without further ado, he punched twice in the stomach first: "Do you dare to hit me?"

"I'll hit it, the sky is big and the earth is big, it's not as big as Xiao Yunheng!" The follower slapped and slapped, spit out two mouthfuls of blood.

Gu Yunheng was taken aback, he beat himself to the point of bleeding, how hard would it take?

"Have you had enough trouble? Shut up!"

Gu Yunheng was trying to stop these two people who were obviously over a hundred years old but looked like children, when he was startled by the sudden yelling, Jiang Yueling, who was still noisy just now, suddenly quieted down.

Before Gu Yunheng could understand what happened, Jiang Yueling looked at him and said, "Let's go, let's go to other houses together to explore."

Gu Yunheng was stunned for a moment, until Jiang Yueling yelled again: "Gu Yunheng." He came back to his senses and quickly followed.

After such a toss, it was still pitch black outside, and the sun showed no sign of getting up.The villagers of Ganqing Village were busy with their lives, and some people passed through the bodies of Gu Yunheng and Jiang Yueling one after another, doing their own things.The team to pick up the bride has already bowed to the hall, and the husband's family has set up a flowing water table to invite everyone to eat.

The excitement belongs to them, not to the two foreigners.

Jiang Yueling picked up a random house and walked in, and the whole family died tragically.Go to another one, the situation is the same.

Gu Yunheng and him checked more than a dozen of them one after another, and none of them died in a normal manner, and all of them died in a miserable manner, which made people unbearable to look at.The limbs of the fallen little boy and his mother who had just entered the village were cut off. For some unknown reason, the murderer put the little boy's limbs on the mother's body, and moved the mother's limbs to the son.

Gu Yunheng frowned and asked: "If you kill them, you will kill them. Why do you treat them like this?"

Jiang Yueling didn't answer him, but pondered for a moment and said, "There is no resentment here."

Gu Yunheng felt it, opened his eyes, and said in surprise: "It's amazing! Really not."

Those who die tragically will definitely be full of resentment, and will either turn into ghosts or corpses.But in Ganqing Village, there is no trace of resentment, no ghosts, and not even a murderous corpse. There are only people who are not breathing and live normally.

What happened to the villagers of Ganqing Village?What happened to the "people" outside?Who is the person who pretends to be a granny and disappears for no reason?Where did he go?

Mysteries plagued Gu Yunheng one after another, and it was even more difficult for him to deal with than the soulless corpse.

"Uncle Master, what should we do now?" Gu Yun seemed to see the cinnabar flickering between Jiang Yueling's eyebrows when he tilted his head. He looked closely and found that there was nothing unusual there. He thought he had misread it, so he didn't take it seriously. thing.

Jiang Yueling walked out of the private house, followed closely by Gu Yunheng.

The sky slowly turned a fish-belly white, the sun shone on the earth, and the villagers on the road became more and more pale.When the sun was high, Ganqing Village changed to look back at Yunheng and Jiang Yueling's first visit, empty.

Jiang Yueling's clear voice sounded, not loud but very clear: "Look for it."

Gu Yunheng didn't hear clearly: "Uncle Master?"

"Everything in the world always leaves clues." Jiang Yueling said lightly.

The night when the rising sun took away the ghosts and ghosts, the master and uncle standing facing the rising sun looked lonely and lonely, Gu Yunheng couldn't move his eyes for a moment, this character was clearly the unparalleled Jiang Yueling back then!