Uncle Shi is always fine
Chapter 13 Chapter 3
Chapter Thirteen
"How could it not be difficult?" Zhuge Huang was so surprised that he forgot to correct Jiang Yueling's address to him.
Gu Yunheng knew nothing about peeping into the world, so he was very curious when he said this.Zhuge Huang couldn't see it alone, but the three of them together with a soulless corpse could see it?
There was a smile in Jiang Yueling's eyes, and he said calmly: "You can't spy too much, partly because you lack spiritual power. This time, Xiaoyun and I will help you when you cast the spell."
Zhuge Huang shook his head in distress: "It's useless for you to help me. It's not just a matter of spiritual power. I don't have Mu Linxue's birth date, and she is a soulless corpse. How can I peep? Where can I peek? Running to the shepherd's house and spying around? That won't work, the traces of a year ago have almost been erased."
"This is another aspect I want to talk about." Jiang Yueling said with a smile, "You don't know what happened to the Mu family, but Mu Linxue knows. It's true that Mu Linxue is a soulless corpse, but I, Zizhu Mountain, have a Spells, called Spiritualism..."
Halfway through the conversation, there was a sudden exclamation.
Gu Yunheng slapped his hands together and said, "That's right! I forgot what I should do." He glanced at Zhuge Huang, "If you are with stupid people for a long time, you will be infected."
Zhuge Huang: "..."
Jiang Yueling smiled and leaned back: "Since Xiao Yunheng knows what I'm going to say next, you can say it. I, your master uncle, happened to be teaching you for Da Liuer."
The sound of Da Liuer almost made Gu Yunheng spit out his lunch. His master is Da Liuer, so isn't the one from Zizhushan School Xiao Liuer?
Thinking of this title, Gu Yunheng's whole body was covered with dense goosebumps, no matter what, he couldn't match these two titles with the deity.
He shook his head and returned to the topic: "It's true that Mu Linxue's soul flies away, but part of a person's soul and memory will remain on objects that he often touches. A famous daughter like Miss Mu rarely goes out. Her There will definitely be traces left on some objects in the house. When we get to the Mu family, my uncle and I can use spirit summoning to bring back one or two, and then..."
Zhuge Huang suddenly realized, and continued: "Then I can peek into the world! I don't need the horoscope of birth date, I just peek directly from Mu Linxue!"
Gu Yunheng gave the other party a childish and teachable look: "That's right."
Jiang Yueling nodded approvingly: "Well, what Xiao Yunheng said is very true."
After hearing what they said, Zhuge Huang had the illusion for the first time in his life that it was Jiang Yueling, not him who practiced to see the world, which is really embarrassing.
Jiang Yueling had seen Gu Yunheng hit Zhuge Huang on the head with a fan a few times, and now he thought Zhuge Huang's demented expression was very funny, and couldn't help itching.Taking the sheep and taking away Gu Yunheng's folding fan, he knocked on Zhuge Huang's forehead, and said happily, "What are you looking at? Go to the shepherd's house soon."
Zhuge Chun came back to his senses and rubbed his forehead: "Why don't you hit me too!" As if to snatch the fan and throw it away, so as to avoid future troubles.
Gu Yun glared at him, touched the Pixiu bag on his chest and threatened: "How dare you!"
Zhuge Chun shrank his neck, asked for the folding fan from Jiang Yueling, offered it with both hands, and said nervously magically: "Your wealth and life are all in the hands of fellow daoist, don't be impulsive."
Gu Yunheng snorted, kicked Zhuge Huang's calf and said, "You are the only one who knows where the Mu family is, so lead the way."
Zhuge Huang bowed his head as if he was about to receive an amnesty, and said, "Just go!"
Walking out from the innermost part of the carriage with a bowed waist, walking to the curtain, remembering that Jiang Yueling had set up a barrier, his cultivation level was low, and he could only peek at a spell in the world, he turned his head with embarrassment and said, "How do you get out?"
Jiang Yueling lifted his foot and kicked him on the buttocks, Zhuge Huang lost his balance, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Jiang Yueling dusted off the dust on the purple Taoist robe, and said with a playful smile, "Xiao Yunheng, I'll help you with this, how can you thank me?"
Gu Yunheng fanned the wind slowly, raised his eyebrows and said slightly: "Master Uncle, what he said is wrong. You want to repay your innocence, so why should I thank you? It should be you who thanked me."
"Okay, okay." Jiang Yueling leaned over shamelessly, "How about a promise with your body?"
Gu Yunheng was completely defeated by his thick skin, and covered his face with a fan and said: "Master and uncle, please respect yourself, don't molested your disciples and grandchildren."
Jiang Yueling curled his lips unhappily: "Molly? Hmph! Ever since you released me from the forbidden area and left a smell on me, I'm yours."
Originally, Gu Yunheng put on airs and put on a posture of respecting his teacher, but after hearing this, he couldn't hold back anymore.He yelled: "You are a dog, you can demarcate your sphere of influence by urinating!"
Jiang Yueling blinked, and said seriously: "Is this the opposite? According to you, I am the sphere of influence, and you are the dog."
Gu Yunheng blurted out: "Fart! You are the dog!"
"Okay, okay, I'm a dog." Jiang Yueling ignored the rebellious words, rushed over, hugged Gu Yunheng and rubbed his face, "Xiao Yunheng, don't be angry. It's not good to be angry. Quickly give Master Uncle a smile. How about, Master Uncle give you a smile?"
Zhuge Huang, who was sitting outside, was driving the carriage while eavesdropping on the movement inside, and found that Gu Yunheng had been deflated, holding back the pain for a long time before suppressing his smile.
Suddenly, the curtain behind him was opened, and Gu Yunheng came out angrily, pushed Zhuge Huang's shoulder and said, "Make room for me."
Zhuge Huang quickly moved to the side, and after Gu Yunheng sat down, he took a peek at his displeased expression, opened his mouth and laughed silently.
Gu Yunheng, who was in a fit of anger, stared viciously at the front, not paying attention to the expressions of the people around him, otherwise Zhuge Huang would have to beat him.
At this time, he regretted it too much, annoyed why he peed everywhere.Otherwise, Jiang Yueling wouldn't be released by coincidence, and he wouldn't be put in a dungeon, let alone Liu Weiqing let him go quietly, just to make up for his merits and demerits by capturing Jiang Yueling back.
Most importantly, don't have to deal with Jiang Yueling, a neurotic person!
Although the famine happened around the Nianguan Pass the year before last, Zhuge Huang came to the Mujia on time every day to queue up to get the porridge, so after two years, he was familiar with how to get to the Mujia smoothly.
Along the way, Zhuge Huang didn't make any detours, and drove to the shepherd's house easily.
The once glorious Xianmen family, now only Xiao Suo is left.
The two stone lion statues in front of the door have been covered by dust and fallen leaves.The bright red gate faded to a dull brown, the tiles on the wall slipped and fell, broken and broken, no longer complete, and even the words on the plaque were almost unclear.
It takes only a moment for everyone who has risen up in decades and hundreds of years to fall down.
Zhuge Huang jumped out of the carriage and looked around blankly, the past and the present coincided, as if he was still holding an empty bowl in his hand, waiting in a long line for the porridge.It's just that the gruel giver is gone, and the herdsman is gone.
Jiang Yueling walked out of the carriage, Gu Yunheng glanced at him, and the two of them looked at each other like a tacit understanding without saying a word.
Zhuge Huang lowered his head and looked at the land under his feet in a desolate manner, his eyelashes cast a faint shadow under his eyes.After a while, he raised his head, his eyelashes trembling, and said, "Go in."
Gu Yun patted him on the shoulder horizontally, and said a few words of relief in a soft tone.
Although there were no people on this street, it was daytime after all, so it was very inconvenient.After the three of them discussed, they decided to find an inn to stay in first, and then act at night.
Zhuge Huang stopped driving the carriage, and walked while holding the rein, "I remember that this street was once very bustling. Every time I came here, there were many stalls on both sides. It was very difficult to grab a good spot."
Gu Yunheng and Jiang Yueling walked with him, listening to his rambling along the way.
"Sometimes I set up a stall by the door of Mu's house. They are all good people, even the concierge. They never kick me out." Zhuge Chun pointed to a place and said, "At that time, I stood there. When I come out to serve porridge, I can always rush to the front. After eating the porridge, I don’t leave. Watching Ms. Mu give porridge to other people, I think, how wonderful it would be for everyone in the world to be as good as Ms. Mu. .”
"Damn Zhou Yu, Miss Mu is such a kind person, it's a blessing for him to be married to him, how dare he despise him!"
Gu Yun moved his eyes to the mansion opposite the Mu's house, and saw two huge characters engraved on the plaque - Zhou Mansion.
Unexpectedly, the Zhou family and the Mu family were opposite each other.
Gu Yunheng saw that Zhuge Huang gritted his teeth every time he mentioned Zhou Yu, and he hated it, so he asked curiously: "No one knows about Zhou Yu's dissatisfaction with Mu Linxue, so how come you heard it?"
"I follow him every day, of course I can hear it!"
Gu Yunheng felt embarrassed for him to follow others so confidently, and said, "Why are you following him?"
Jiang Yueling interjected, "Could it be that you have a crush on Young Master Zhou?"
"Nonsense!" Zhuge Huang almost spit it out, and jumped on his feet, "I wouldn't even look at him if I was blind!"
Gu Yunheng couldn't listen anymore, and said to Jiang Yueling, "Miss Mu, he likes you, can't you see it?"
Jiang Yueling didn't think so. He shook his head and said, "I really like someone. How can I not recognize him face to face? Look at me, and I will engrave you deeply in my mind. In the future, the soul will dream..."
It's too creepy!
Gu Yunheng couldn't listen anymore, so he quickly covered Jiang Yueling's mouth, telling him to shut up.
Seeing the strangeness, Zhuge Chung had already tacitly accepted the two as Taoist couples, and said, "I am only grateful to Ms. Mu. I didn't recognize her at first, but she has changed too much."
Gu Yun gave him a sideways glance: "How big can it be? Didn't you recognize it later?"
"Have you heard of the Eighteen Changes of the Women's University?" Zhuge Huang rubbed his nose and forcefully argued, "Well, no matter how much it changes, it won't be too different, but the facial features have been opened up, and the head has been pulled out a bit. So, It will take some time to identify, hehe."
This man has always lived on his eloquence, and he is right anyway.
Gu Yunheng didn't want to waste too much time on this, and said "hmm" twice, and urged: "Quickly get to the point."
"How could it not be difficult?" Zhuge Huang was so surprised that he forgot to correct Jiang Yueling's address to him.
Gu Yunheng knew nothing about peeping into the world, so he was very curious when he said this.Zhuge Huang couldn't see it alone, but the three of them together with a soulless corpse could see it?
There was a smile in Jiang Yueling's eyes, and he said calmly: "You can't spy too much, partly because you lack spiritual power. This time, Xiaoyun and I will help you when you cast the spell."
Zhuge Huang shook his head in distress: "It's useless for you to help me. It's not just a matter of spiritual power. I don't have Mu Linxue's birth date, and she is a soulless corpse. How can I peep? Where can I peek? Running to the shepherd's house and spying around? That won't work, the traces of a year ago have almost been erased."
"This is another aspect I want to talk about." Jiang Yueling said with a smile, "You don't know what happened to the Mu family, but Mu Linxue knows. It's true that Mu Linxue is a soulless corpse, but I, Zizhu Mountain, have a Spells, called Spiritualism..."
Halfway through the conversation, there was a sudden exclamation.
Gu Yunheng slapped his hands together and said, "That's right! I forgot what I should do." He glanced at Zhuge Huang, "If you are with stupid people for a long time, you will be infected."
Zhuge Huang: "..."
Jiang Yueling smiled and leaned back: "Since Xiao Yunheng knows what I'm going to say next, you can say it. I, your master uncle, happened to be teaching you for Da Liuer."
The sound of Da Liuer almost made Gu Yunheng spit out his lunch. His master is Da Liuer, so isn't the one from Zizhushan School Xiao Liuer?
Thinking of this title, Gu Yunheng's whole body was covered with dense goosebumps, no matter what, he couldn't match these two titles with the deity.
He shook his head and returned to the topic: "It's true that Mu Linxue's soul flies away, but part of a person's soul and memory will remain on objects that he often touches. A famous daughter like Miss Mu rarely goes out. Her There will definitely be traces left on some objects in the house. When we get to the Mu family, my uncle and I can use spirit summoning to bring back one or two, and then..."
Zhuge Huang suddenly realized, and continued: "Then I can peek into the world! I don't need the horoscope of birth date, I just peek directly from Mu Linxue!"
Gu Yunheng gave the other party a childish and teachable look: "That's right."
Jiang Yueling nodded approvingly: "Well, what Xiao Yunheng said is very true."
After hearing what they said, Zhuge Huang had the illusion for the first time in his life that it was Jiang Yueling, not him who practiced to see the world, which is really embarrassing.
Jiang Yueling had seen Gu Yunheng hit Zhuge Huang on the head with a fan a few times, and now he thought Zhuge Huang's demented expression was very funny, and couldn't help itching.Taking the sheep and taking away Gu Yunheng's folding fan, he knocked on Zhuge Huang's forehead, and said happily, "What are you looking at? Go to the shepherd's house soon."
Zhuge Chun came back to his senses and rubbed his forehead: "Why don't you hit me too!" As if to snatch the fan and throw it away, so as to avoid future troubles.
Gu Yun glared at him, touched the Pixiu bag on his chest and threatened: "How dare you!"
Zhuge Chun shrank his neck, asked for the folding fan from Jiang Yueling, offered it with both hands, and said nervously magically: "Your wealth and life are all in the hands of fellow daoist, don't be impulsive."
Gu Yunheng snorted, kicked Zhuge Huang's calf and said, "You are the only one who knows where the Mu family is, so lead the way."
Zhuge Huang bowed his head as if he was about to receive an amnesty, and said, "Just go!"
Walking out from the innermost part of the carriage with a bowed waist, walking to the curtain, remembering that Jiang Yueling had set up a barrier, his cultivation level was low, and he could only peek at a spell in the world, he turned his head with embarrassment and said, "How do you get out?"
Jiang Yueling lifted his foot and kicked him on the buttocks, Zhuge Huang lost his balance, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Jiang Yueling dusted off the dust on the purple Taoist robe, and said with a playful smile, "Xiao Yunheng, I'll help you with this, how can you thank me?"
Gu Yunheng fanned the wind slowly, raised his eyebrows and said slightly: "Master Uncle, what he said is wrong. You want to repay your innocence, so why should I thank you? It should be you who thanked me."
"Okay, okay." Jiang Yueling leaned over shamelessly, "How about a promise with your body?"
Gu Yunheng was completely defeated by his thick skin, and covered his face with a fan and said: "Master and uncle, please respect yourself, don't molested your disciples and grandchildren."
Jiang Yueling curled his lips unhappily: "Molly? Hmph! Ever since you released me from the forbidden area and left a smell on me, I'm yours."
Originally, Gu Yunheng put on airs and put on a posture of respecting his teacher, but after hearing this, he couldn't hold back anymore.He yelled: "You are a dog, you can demarcate your sphere of influence by urinating!"
Jiang Yueling blinked, and said seriously: "Is this the opposite? According to you, I am the sphere of influence, and you are the dog."
Gu Yunheng blurted out: "Fart! You are the dog!"
"Okay, okay, I'm a dog." Jiang Yueling ignored the rebellious words, rushed over, hugged Gu Yunheng and rubbed his face, "Xiao Yunheng, don't be angry. It's not good to be angry. Quickly give Master Uncle a smile. How about, Master Uncle give you a smile?"
Zhuge Huang, who was sitting outside, was driving the carriage while eavesdropping on the movement inside, and found that Gu Yunheng had been deflated, holding back the pain for a long time before suppressing his smile.
Suddenly, the curtain behind him was opened, and Gu Yunheng came out angrily, pushed Zhuge Huang's shoulder and said, "Make room for me."
Zhuge Huang quickly moved to the side, and after Gu Yunheng sat down, he took a peek at his displeased expression, opened his mouth and laughed silently.
Gu Yunheng, who was in a fit of anger, stared viciously at the front, not paying attention to the expressions of the people around him, otherwise Zhuge Huang would have to beat him.
At this time, he regretted it too much, annoyed why he peed everywhere.Otherwise, Jiang Yueling wouldn't be released by coincidence, and he wouldn't be put in a dungeon, let alone Liu Weiqing let him go quietly, just to make up for his merits and demerits by capturing Jiang Yueling back.
Most importantly, don't have to deal with Jiang Yueling, a neurotic person!
Although the famine happened around the Nianguan Pass the year before last, Zhuge Huang came to the Mujia on time every day to queue up to get the porridge, so after two years, he was familiar with how to get to the Mujia smoothly.
Along the way, Zhuge Huang didn't make any detours, and drove to the shepherd's house easily.
The once glorious Xianmen family, now only Xiao Suo is left.
The two stone lion statues in front of the door have been covered by dust and fallen leaves.The bright red gate faded to a dull brown, the tiles on the wall slipped and fell, broken and broken, no longer complete, and even the words on the plaque were almost unclear.
It takes only a moment for everyone who has risen up in decades and hundreds of years to fall down.
Zhuge Huang jumped out of the carriage and looked around blankly, the past and the present coincided, as if he was still holding an empty bowl in his hand, waiting in a long line for the porridge.It's just that the gruel giver is gone, and the herdsman is gone.
Jiang Yueling walked out of the carriage, Gu Yunheng glanced at him, and the two of them looked at each other like a tacit understanding without saying a word.
Zhuge Huang lowered his head and looked at the land under his feet in a desolate manner, his eyelashes cast a faint shadow under his eyes.After a while, he raised his head, his eyelashes trembling, and said, "Go in."
Gu Yun patted him on the shoulder horizontally, and said a few words of relief in a soft tone.
Although there were no people on this street, it was daytime after all, so it was very inconvenient.After the three of them discussed, they decided to find an inn to stay in first, and then act at night.
Zhuge Huang stopped driving the carriage, and walked while holding the rein, "I remember that this street was once very bustling. Every time I came here, there were many stalls on both sides. It was very difficult to grab a good spot."
Gu Yunheng and Jiang Yueling walked with him, listening to his rambling along the way.
"Sometimes I set up a stall by the door of Mu's house. They are all good people, even the concierge. They never kick me out." Zhuge Chun pointed to a place and said, "At that time, I stood there. When I come out to serve porridge, I can always rush to the front. After eating the porridge, I don’t leave. Watching Ms. Mu give porridge to other people, I think, how wonderful it would be for everyone in the world to be as good as Ms. Mu. .”
"Damn Zhou Yu, Miss Mu is such a kind person, it's a blessing for him to be married to him, how dare he despise him!"
Gu Yun moved his eyes to the mansion opposite the Mu's house, and saw two huge characters engraved on the plaque - Zhou Mansion.
Unexpectedly, the Zhou family and the Mu family were opposite each other.
Gu Yunheng saw that Zhuge Huang gritted his teeth every time he mentioned Zhou Yu, and he hated it, so he asked curiously: "No one knows about Zhou Yu's dissatisfaction with Mu Linxue, so how come you heard it?"
"I follow him every day, of course I can hear it!"
Gu Yunheng felt embarrassed for him to follow others so confidently, and said, "Why are you following him?"
Jiang Yueling interjected, "Could it be that you have a crush on Young Master Zhou?"
"Nonsense!" Zhuge Huang almost spit it out, and jumped on his feet, "I wouldn't even look at him if I was blind!"
Gu Yunheng couldn't listen anymore, and said to Jiang Yueling, "Miss Mu, he likes you, can't you see it?"
Jiang Yueling didn't think so. He shook his head and said, "I really like someone. How can I not recognize him face to face? Look at me, and I will engrave you deeply in my mind. In the future, the soul will dream..."
It's too creepy!
Gu Yunheng couldn't listen anymore, so he quickly covered Jiang Yueling's mouth, telling him to shut up.
Seeing the strangeness, Zhuge Chung had already tacitly accepted the two as Taoist couples, and said, "I am only grateful to Ms. Mu. I didn't recognize her at first, but she has changed too much."
Gu Yun gave him a sideways glance: "How big can it be? Didn't you recognize it later?"
"Have you heard of the Eighteen Changes of the Women's University?" Zhuge Huang rubbed his nose and forcefully argued, "Well, no matter how much it changes, it won't be too different, but the facial features have been opened up, and the head has been pulled out a bit. So, It will take some time to identify, hehe."
This man has always lived on his eloquence, and he is right anyway.
Gu Yunheng didn't want to waste too much time on this, and said "hmm" twice, and urged: "Quickly get to the point."
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