Uncle Shi is always fine

Chapter One

"Brother Gu, I respect you."

"Brother Gu, have another drink."

"Come on, Senior Brother Gu, I'll toast you too."

……

Even Gu Yunheng, who claims to never pour a thousand cups, couldn't take it anymore after being downed by a group of brothers and sisters one after another.

Not far away, there were still seven or eight seniors holding wine glasses eager to try. Seeing this, Gu Yunheng practiced waving his hands and left the main hall with an excuse.

Tonight is the annual New Year's Eve, and Zizhu Mountain is rarely lively. Disciples from all peaks gather at the main peak, Broken Star Peak, to celebrate the new year together, even Feiyun Peak, which has been separated for nearly a hundred years, is no exception.And Gu Yunheng is the big disciple of Liu Fuyi, the master of Feiyun Peak.

Coming out of the main hall, there was a gust of cold wind blowing in front of him, and Gu Yun's stomach full of wine was burning his head at the moment, and he couldn't feel the severe cold at all, but was extremely hot.

He turned on the folding fan at his waist to fan the air, and took advantage of the cold wind to cleanse for a while, but as soon as the hotness subsided, the desire to urinate came up again.

Walking leisurely on the Broken Star Peak, Gu Yunheng looked around but did not find a hut.He often travels, and has not been to the Broken Star Peak for many years, and now the Broken Star Peak is very different from the last time he came.

When I was worrying, I happened to meet a fellow Taoist.That fellow Taoist was wearing a dark purple Taoist gown with a black edge, with a few dark patterns of bamboo leaves embroidered on the cuffs, it was the uniform of Zizhushan sect disciples.

Gu Yunheng took a step forward and said, "Senior brother, you are bothering me so much, where is the latrine?"

It was only after walking in that I realized that this senior brother had a huge nose, bigger than all the noses Gu Yunheng had ever seen.

The senior brother glanced at the blank folding fan in Gu Yunheng's hand, couldn't help trembling, tightened his Taoist robe, and replied tremblingly: "Go straight ahead, and you will be there just a few steps north of the flower bed." .”

"Thank you, brother." Gu Yunheng cupped his fists to express his thanks, and hurried to the flower bed, and before leaving, he sneaked a glance at his nose, wondering in his heart, how could he have such a big nose.

A quarter of an hour later, I saw a lot of flower beds, but I still couldn't find the hut.

After wandering around on Broken Star Peak for a long time, Gu Yunheng became dizzy and even came across a few methods.Drunk, he removed it casually, and couldn't help but think to himself: whoever is so boring, even has to set up a barrier on the way to the latrine.

After another quarter of an hour, the desire to urinate, which was not in a hurry, finally couldn't hold it back.

There was no one around anyway, and the place was very remote, so Gu Yunheng hurriedly picked a remote corner, stuck his fan behind his neck, lifted up his Taoist robe, and began to urinate freely.

He breathed out comfortably, and the mountain shook instantly. Before Gu Yunheng could react to what happened, the wall in front of him collapsed.

The golden light suddenly appeared, and a black figure flew out of the golden light.

what's the situation?

Gu Yunheng stared at the people in mid-air with wide eyes in astonishment, and the people in mid-air also looked at him.

The man glanced at Gu Yunheng's naked lower body, smelled the smell of urine floating in the air with the tip of his nose, and frowned suddenly, making the bright red cinnabar between his eyebrows as dazzling as ruby.He raised his right sleeve to check, and found that it was stained with some unknown liquid, then tore off the right sleeve with a look of disgust and threw it on Gu Yunheng's face, and flew away with a flick of the sleeve.

Gu Yunheng was caught off guard, his face was covered by his sleeves, and when the cold wind blew, he realized that his lower body was still exposed.Hastily tidied up the Taoist robe, wondering who that person was just now, and where he jumped out from, when suddenly a group of people rushed over.

Gu Yunheng took a closer look, and saw that the two purple figures, one dark and one light, were the head of Zizhushan School Liu Weiqing and his master Liu Fuyi.

"Master!" Gu Yun raised his lips and smiled, "Why do you—"

Liu Fuyi interrupted decisively: "Bold rebel, trespassing in the forbidden area, breaking the rules of the house. Someone, bring this rebel back to Feiyun Peak and lock him up!"

Forbidden place?

Gu Yunheng was astonished, and realized belatedly that the previous barriers were forbidden methods, and he didn't notice them because of his high cultivation level and drinking too much wine.

But he just took a piss and never did anything else. Why the person detained in the forbidden area released him has no idea.

Just as he was about to explain clearly, Liu Weiqing suddenly said: "Senior brother, Mo Qi, no one in Zizhu Mountain knows whether Yun Heng's character is good or bad? I think there must be a secret in it, why don't you lock Yun Heng in my Broken Star first?" Peak dungeon, we will deal with it later."

Feiyunfeng had been separated from Zizhushan faction, although the people from Broken Star Peak mishandled it, Gu Yunheng let go of people from the forbidden area of ​​his family after all.No matter how much Liu Fuyi wanted to defend him, it would be unfair, so after a pause, he had no choice but to agree.

When the two heads left, the crowd exploded immediately.

"I know that people from Feiyun Peak will not do good things here."

"That's not the way to say it. Brother Gu's character is obvious to all. I don't believe he would break into the forbidden area. I'm afraid there may be some misunderstanding."

"Character? The character that caused trouble?"

"You bullshit!"

"Where am I talking nonsense? The forbidden area has been safe for so many years, and it happened as soon as he came. The bad luck of the Chinese New Year is dead. If the head doesn't insist on inviting people from Feiyunfeng to come over, who wants to look at them!"

"If you have the ability, you can say this again in front of the head of the sect. What's the point of gossiping behind your back? Don't think I didn't see it. At the banquet just now, you went to respect senior brother's wine."

"I, how can I! I'm going to test his drinking capacity."

"Hmph! I think you're just jealous that Senior Brother Gu is better than you, he's a better person, and he's more handsome than you."

A group of people were chattering non-stop, fortunately Liu Fuyi took the people from Feiyun Peak away, and now only the people from Broken Star Peak are arguing like this, if the people from the two peaks were together, wouldn't Zizhu Mountain It was too noisy to be overturned.

And the culprit who triggered this verbal war is being locked in a dungeon, puzzled.

Why did he go to the forbidden area when he clearly followed the guidance of some senior brother to find the latrine?

Who was released?

Headmaster Liu didn't seem too worried. Before he was arrested, he never sent anyone to chase the escaped person. Why?

One problem after another bothered Gu Yunheng, but he was trapped in this small cell and had nothing to do.The Broken Star Peak dungeon is full of barriers, and there is no need for guards. Not only does Gu Yunheng not even have a gag, but he has not even come to interrogate him.

Bored for a long time in the dungeon, he finally heard the sound of footsteps. Gu Yunheng got up from the ground with a grunt, and stuttered in surprise after seeing the visitor: "Master, Master Uncle, why are you here?"

Before the Zizhushan sect separated, both Liu Fuyi and Liu Weiqing's masters were apprentices of the eighth generation master.Liu Fuyi's master was the big apprentice of the headmaster at that time. Later, for some reason, that senior brother took his disciples away from the Zizhushan sect. They didn't move far away, but lived in Fufeng Feiyun on the peak.At that time, many people guessed that the senior brother would return to the main peak in a short time, but they didn't expect that a hundred years later, Feiyun Peak still existed independently of the Zizhu Mountain Sect.The relationship between the two factions is even more indescribable.

Gu Yunheng's call of "Master Uncle" was reasonable, Liu Wei slightly nodded, waved his hand, removed all the barriers in the dungeon and said, "Come with me."

Gu Yunheng respectfully said: "Yes." He followed Liu Weiqing step by step.

There was no light in the dungeon, Gu Yunheng came out only to find that it was already night, and Liu Weiqing came alone, it is absolutely impossible to interrogate him.

Gu Yunheng muttered under his heart: The more he looked at it, the weirder it became. Since he was looking for a latrine, he hasn't encountered a single normal thing.

Following Liu Weiqing around and around, walking further and further away, suddenly a voice sounded: "Junior brother called me here in the middle of the night, but he refused to show up for so long, why?"

Gu Yunheng's eyes lit up.

Liu Fuyi, who was standing with his hands behind his back, turned around and saw that there was another person behind Liu Weiqing, and said pleasantly, "Yun Heng!"

"Master!"

Liu Weiqing saw that the two of them were calling each other cordially, and joked, "I've only locked up your precious apprentice for a day, and it's like I haven't seen each other for decades. Do you need some time for you two, master and apprentice, to cuddle together and cry?" one game?"

Liu Fuyi knew well that his junior brother always liked to get cheap, and he didn't bother to argue with him, so he asked his senior disciple, "What happened last night?"

Gu Yunheng said with some embarrassment: "I drank too much and couldn't find the latrine, so I walked to the forbidden area in a daze. At that time, I really didn't know that it was a forbidden area, and I was so urgent to urinate, it was in the corner..."

Liu Fuyi was speechless: "..."

Liu Weiqing was not surprised, he nodded himself and said, "A boy's urine broke the seal."

What kind of seal is this? The way to untie it is too simple.

Gu Yunheng was secretly depressed, and thought again, first he had to untie the layer-by-layer restriction of the entrance guard, which was difficult for outsiders, but it was very easy for him who came from the same inner strength and mental method, and then peed in the right place, there is a real chance not big.So this is really his bad luck.

Gu Yunheng said: "What should I do now? Has that man ever been caught?"

Liu Wei smiled lightly and said: "Haven't caught him yet, since you accidentally let him out, then you can catch him back, the merits and demerits will be equal, what do you think?"

Gu Yunheng raised his eyes to look at the master, seeing that the master did not stop him, he nodded and said: "Okay, I just don't know the name and identity of that person."

Liu Weiqing said: "These two points are not important, do you still remember that person's appearance?"

"Remember." There was a little cinnabar between the eyebrows, it was hard to forget.

Liu Weiqing waved his hand and said: "That's enough, go and come back quickly, your master has other things to discuss with me."

Gu Yunheng bid farewell to the two elders and flew away.As soon as he left, Liu Fuyi said: "When will I have something to discuss with you?"

"No? Are you not worried at all if I ask your precious apprentice to catch the little uncle?"

Liu Fuyi asked back: "Why worry, his martial arts can't even touch the hem of my uncle's clothes."

"Hahaha, did you say that about your apprentice?" Liu Wei smiled frivolously, and said seriously, "With the character of a young uncle, he would not hurt Yun Heng, let alone Yun Heng is his disciple and grandson, a fellow disciple. Young master uncle will never do such a thing as killing each other."

"Since you believed in my junior uncle, back then..." Liu Fuyi stopped talking halfway.

Liu Weiqing continued: "You and my master are powerless to do anything about what happened back then, let alone me."

Liu Fuyi sighed, a little helplessly, a little melancholy.

Deliberately breaking the dull atmosphere, Liu Wei turned his voice lightly, and said with a smile: "I released your precious apprentice secretly, and you haven't thanked me yet!"

Liu Fuyi stared straight at him: "For you, no need."

Gu Yunheng on the other side didn't know that he was released secretly, so he swaggered to the gate of the mountain, and saw a group of people from Broken Star Peak holding their swords and shouting: "Come here, Gu Yunheng has escaped!"