Network distribution circle tearing guide

Don’t pass Zhuan Jia, he picked up the cup to drink water, it seemed that he had never drank this glass of water from the bed to the desk, just now he just swiped his phone, now he came to his senses and thought, every time he drank water, it was like a rain break He took the water glass, waited for him to casually drink a few sips, and immediately took it to fill it up, and drank the remaining residual water by the way a few times in the middle.

"Aren't you disgusting!"

Thinking of how many times they had kissed indirectly on the rim of the cup, Zhuang Xiaojie suddenly felt mad. When he turned his head to reprimand, the two of them banged their foreheads and cried out in pain. This reminded him that they had been sitting next to each other for a few hours before. Looking at the webpage together, if there is a third person watching, the situation you see will probably be similar to that of Lin Daiyu and Jia Baoyu reading "The Romance of the West Chamber" together.

God!I was taken advantage of by this kid again!

Zhuang Xiaojie's face was so burned that he could bake pancakes. Once he regained his innocence and escaped from the sea of ​​suffering, he would return to his original form. Although he no longer rejected Xiaoxiao Yuxie from his heart, he had to pretend to be in place, and he was fierce on the spot Suspicious drink:

"Who allows you to drink from the same cup as me? How did your mother teach you such poor hygiene habits!?"

He has always been gentle and caring when meeting this time, so Xiaoxiao Yuxie was frightened and lied quickly when he suddenly lost his temper. I drank it. I just had a check-up last time I was hospitalized, and I am in good health and have no infectious diseases. Tail has read my medical report. If you are worried, you can ask her."

Zhuang Xiaojie raised his breath and let out a heavy "Huh!", and waved his hands impatiently: "Forget it, go to sleep, get out at dawn, don't hinder me from going to work."

He returned to the bedroom in a big way, wanting to cover his head and pretend to sleep before Xiaoxiao Yuxie came to avoid embarrassment, but he waited and waited and didn't see the kid coming, he lifted the stuffy quilt to take a breath, got out of bed to find out.I saw Xiaoxiao Yuxie sitting on the small bench in front of the sofa and folding his clothes that had been dried after washing last night. When he came out, he lowered his eyebrows and said pleasantly, "I'll go to the garage to sleep after I pack it up. I'll go back early tomorrow morning. Don't bother me." is you."

Thinking that he was angry with him, Zhuang Xiaojie swished sparks and put his hips on his hips to teach him a lesson: "What kind of temper are you playing? Sleep in a good bed and go to sleep in the garage. Who will you show yourself?!"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie bit her lips hard, her expression was very much like a helpless little daughter-in-law oppressed by her husband's power in feudal society.

"Don't you think I'm dirty? You'll yell after drinking water, and then you'll make your bed dirty and messy. You can't beat me to death?"

Zhuang Xiaojie was taken aback for a moment, then laughed, and stepped forward to pat him on the head: "You are really angry, saying that you can't do a few words, and you are getting more and more stingy, who gave you this habit?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie drooped her head, hid under her bangs and murmured: "I despised me first, but now I'm blaming me for being angry, I'm so mentally ill."

The cute elementary school student's sense of sight is so visual that people can't get enough of it, Zhuang Xiaojie squatted down with a smile, stared at his face with rascal eyes, and soon forced him to look up.

"What are you looking at?"

"See if you're angry."

"I'm not angry."

"My mouth is pouting and I'm not angry. Let me ask you, am I really smart?"

Seeing that he was smiling maliciously, Xiaoxiao Yuxi pouted and said "yes" as if complaining, as if she wanted to try to bicker with him, but when Zhuang Xiaojie asked "Then do you still like me?" , he couldn't change his idiot nature, so he nodded and admitted helplessly: "I like it".

Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't stop laughing, but his heart was full of mixed flavors from the overturned spice shop. He didn't know how to deal with this ridiculous state of being in a state of incongruity, so he rubbed his face hard to let himself be content with the status quo for the time being. If the boy was a girl, he might admit it.

"It's too late, go to bed."

He stood up and gently rubbed Xiaoxiaoyuxie's hair, the child asked with a clear expression, "Don't you think I'm dirty?"

Zhuang Xiaojie only pretended to be teasing the puppy, and said in a gentle owner's tone: "I don't like it, so you have to take a bath first, and then go to bed after washing." Then he went to the closet and took out a bath towel and threw it at him.Xiaoxiao Yuxie caught the bath towel that fell from the top of her head, made sure that there was no look of disgust on his face, and also showed a shy and happy expression, and obediently ran into the bathroom.

Zhuang Xiaojie regained control of the scene after laughing, and no longer had to put on much effort to pretend. He leaned against the bedside and flipped through the novel for a while, seeing Xiaoxiao Yuxie passing by the door with a bucket, he asked him what he was doing.

"I washed my clothes while I was taking a shower, and I'll go back in my own clothes tomorrow."

"Oh, you can throw it in the washing machine, why are you being polite?"

Zhuang Xiaojie thought he was too diligent and told him not to work so hard that he wouldn't sweat all over again.Xiaoxiao Yuxie finished drying her clothes, and while wiping her hair vigorously with a towel, she walked slowly into the bedroom, stopped by the bed and staggered forward, like a transfer student who just signed up, embarrassed to step into the classroom without a teacher's guidance.

Stupid, isn't this deliberately creating an ambiguous atmosphere?

Zhuang Xiaojie secretly slandered, and asked in a pretentious manner, "Did you clean it?"

"Oh." Xiaoxiao Yuxie nodded hastily: "The scent of the body wash you just brought out is too strong, it makes me sneeze."

Zhuang Xiaojie has always used unscented body wash, it was strange for him to say this, he dropped the book and waved: "No, come here and let me smell it."

Xiaoxiaoyu slowly climbed onto the bed, like a shy dog ​​clumsily moving towards its owner.Zhuang Xiaojie leaned forward and sniffed at his neck, and a black line appeared immediately: "This is not body lotion, it's my newly bought body lotion."

"Ah, no wonder it's so thin and doesn't foam." Xiaoxiao Yuxie looked terrified, shrunk her neck and surrendered, "I accidentally spilled half a bottle just now, isn't that very expensive?"

"...It's not too expensive. If you buy it on your behalf, it will cost more than 600 a bottle."

"Ah! Then what I threw away is worth at least 200 yuan!...Don't be angry when the string is broken at midnight, I promise to buy a new bottle to compensate you."

Seeing how embarrassed Zhuang Xiaojie was, he pulled out the valve core in his heart silently, let out all his anger, and sighed: "Forget it, you came all the way to give me stars, I won't make things difficult for a bottle of lotion your."

He was full of self-blame as if he had made a big mistake for a while: "It didn't cost me much to come here, but you spent half a month's salary to treat me to dinner, and now you are ruining such a precious thing like you." , I, I must compensate, or I will be too uneasy."

Zhuang Xiaojie rolled his eyes: "You also need money to measure your feelings? Sending goose feathers from thousands of miles away is not important to people. I treat you to dinner to thank you for your heart. Don't spend money with me here. Do you treat me as a string of money?"

He just wanted to put gold on his face, but his little loyal dog immediately presented a golden body and said emotionally: "I know you don't love money, otherwise you wouldn't reject Qin Guangling's 1000 million. , I sometimes feel that I am really thick-skinned, knowing that I am not good enough for you, I still pursue you with shamelessness, you were right when you called me a slut for wanting to eat swan meat."

Who doesn't like to hear flattery, let alone flattery so loudly and seamlessly that Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't help asking God what kind of fortune he won to meet such a loyal boy who can talk about love. Anger is not anger: "You are a tortoise with a genetic mutation, you can go to the sky with a kick of your legs, go to sleep, go to sleep, I have to go to work tomorrow morning."

After speaking, he hid under the quilt first, thought about it and stretched out a finger to the cabinet next to the bed.

"There is a hair dryer in the drawer, dry your hair before going to bed, or you will suffer from facial paralysis."

Thinking about it again, the playful heart was moved again, and he got out of the quilt to sarcastically: "I don't think so, anyway, you have facial paralysis, it is better to be really paralyzed than to let others laugh at you for being stupid."

The warm light of the desk lamp outlined the smirk at the corner of his mouth like the sunset glow on the cloud mountain, Xiaoxiao Yuxie was so fascinated by it, she suddenly rushed over to hug him, rubbing her head against his shoulder back and forth fiercely.

"Three shifts, you are so cute, so cute!"

Zhuang Xiaojie was terrified, and slapped away, only to see that the poached eyes of the dogtail grass patent had been transplanted to the face of this idiot, not only that, but also imitated her old girl's prayer posture and begged: "Please, let me take a picture of that expression just now, okay?" , It’s so cute, I’m almost turning cute~”

His appearance as a nympho was too ridiculous, Zhuang Xiaojie grabbed the pillow to drive the ghost away, beating and cursing.Xiaoxiao Yuxie hid while picking up his mobile phone to ask for a photo. It seemed that he really wanted to take his sloppy face home and pay homage to him.This time ghosts do not avoid the light, but people are afraid of light, Zhuang Xiaojie, in order to prevent him from succeeding, turned off the lamp, built a fort with quilts, and scolded the idiot standing in front of the bed: "Sleep honestly, or you will be blacklisted! "

Xiaoxiaoyu acted coquettishly to no avail, so she climbed onto the bed and lay down discouraged. After a while, she couldn't be reconciled, and begged softly through the quilt: "The third watch string is broken, you don't allow me to take pictures, so let me look at you a few more times, okay?" ? I’m going back to Beijing tomorrow, I don’t know when we can meet again, I will miss you very much.”

After begging so repeatedly and refusing to give up, Zhuang Xiaojie was suffocated in the bed and showed his face angrily.

"Look at 100 yuan per second."

"what?"

"Cash Settlement No Credit!"

"Yes, but my wallet only has more than 700 yuan."

"Then only watch for 8 seconds, and one extra second counts as a discount."

"Why so~"

"It's been two seconds, count to 6 and close your eyes."

"oh oh."

Hearing him start counting, Xiaoxiao Yuxie desperately opened her eyes wide, her eyes were piercing, and in the dim moonlight there was a brilliance even brighter than a star fire.

Do you want to copy his image without missing a beat, and paste it into any scene in your eyes in the following days, no matter whether it is spring, moonlight, or beautiful flowers, as long as the face is clear in your mind, you can make a difference even if you are far apart. Conceived conjectures.

I heard that the long-distance migrating bird is just like this memory of its homeland, and the skylark looking at the distant sky will think of his eyes at this moment.

Zhuang Xiaojie counted to 6, but forgot to ask Xiaoxiaoyu to rest and close his eyes, and the eyes of the man staring infatuatedly were already wet, and the tears were broken on the pillow, which aroused a long-lasting echo in his heart.

"I watched it for more than 8 seconds, do I have to pay an IOU?"

Seeing him smiling and choking, nameless sadness emanated from Zhuang Xiaojie's heart, but there seemed to be an ocean hidden within reach, like two islands that were ups and downs, watching from a distance, guessing the scenery in each other's hearts.

He was not as sentimental as the other party, and he didn't show signs of crying, and he laughed very lightly.

"How much do you want to claim owed?"

"...I don't know how much you allow me to owe?"

"As much as you want, I'm afraid you can't afford it."

"I will definitely pay it back, but it may take a long time."

"How long?"

"lifetime."

"Tch, you are really greedy. Well, then you can watch as much as you want, I'll go to bed first."

Zhuang Xiaojie closed his eyes, and let out a long sigh silently in the gully in his chest. Many thoughts, like a rushing river, flowed non-stop between each other's breaths, stirring the waves of various emotions.On those complicated textures, it was the first time that he saw the lonely outline so clearly, perhaps because he suddenly found that he had a shoulder to rely on.