Network distribution circle tearing guide

Today, Xiaoxiao Yuxie spent all her time on the "Star-making Project". She only ate a piece of bread all day, and she was so hungry that her bowels were rumbling. After returning home with Zhuang Xiaojie, she embarrassedly asked him what he wanted to eat.Zhuang Xiaojie has been eating out recently, and there is no food reserve at home. Although Xiaoxiao Yuxie has repeatedly said that white rice and pickled vegetables are enough, he still feels that he should be treated to a hearty dinner.

With the heavy rain and night, all the surrounding shops were closed. If you want to find a late-night restaurant, you can only go to busy streets like Hengshan Road and Huaihai Road.The two went out with an umbrella, and took the subway to a Hong Kong-style seafood hot pot restaurant in Xintiandi. Zhuang Xiaojie accompanied the leader to have a few business meals. He felt that the high-end dishes here are high-end, the service is excellent, and the environment is very elegant, which is very suitable for comforting loyal ministers.After entering the store, put away your stingy habits, and generously ordered a lot of expensive dishes, including top-quality Kobe Wagyu beef imported from Japan, Hokkaido king crab, spot shrimp, tuna, abalone, and flounder. Picking up vegetables, said: "This store doesn't close until 4:[-] in the morning, eat slowly, don't worry."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie bowed her head cautiously, and responded with a barely audible voice, since he got on the subway, he dared not look at Zhuang Xiaojie directly. There were two clusters of deep red on his cheeks, which showed no signs of fading after a long time.Zhuang Xiaojie knew that he was ashamed of his previous act of forcefully kissing himself. People who commit suicide are usually accompanied by hypocritical complications.To be honest, Zhuang Xiaojie is no less embarrassed than him, but he is essentially an old man with a thick skin and psychological quality beyond ordinary people. Even if he is really fucked, he will wipe off the blood and wash the chrysanthemums and go to the hospital to check for AIDS the next day. It's okay to jump around as usual, so Xiaoxiao Yuxie's coy and shy posture at this time made him depressed, and he couldn't help but correct it on the spot.

"Don't answer shyly anymore, okay? This looks like I'm too dusty."

"Why, why?"

"It was you who took the initiative just now. I am the one who was kissed forcibly, but you blushed with shame and your neck was thick. In this comparison, I am like an old prostitute with rich experience, and you are a young chicken visiting a brothel for the first time. The result is like It’s like I’m taking advantage of you.”

Xiaoxiao Yuxie couldn't help laughing when she heard the spoof metaphor, as if the sour fruit was being ripened, her embarrassment also revealed sweetness, and she looked over with a smile across the hot soup pot.

"It's kind of you to break the string at the third watch."

Seeing the young daughter-in-law expression on his face, Zhuang Xiaojie's accent unconsciously became more uncle, jokingly: "What's so good about it?"

"It's really kind of you to speak ill of yourself in order to relieve my tension."

"Hmph, I think you're really stupid. I'm used to a poisonous tongue, and occasionally I'll make fun of myself indiscriminately. Don't keep painting me white just because you like me. I'm allergic to paint."

"No way, it's you who have been discrediting yourself all the time. People who are close to you can see your goodness."

"Yes yes yes, I know you are very attentive, eat quickly, this meal cost me less than half a month's wages, you will be too sorry for me if you don't finish eating."

"Ah! Why is it so expensive!"

"Let's take a look at what this place is. Guo Jingming's novels have used it to pretend to be coercive. These beef and seafood are all imported. Of course, the transportation fee, quarantine fee, preservation fee, and customs fee add up to be expensive."

"...Can you return it then?"

"Can the born baby be stuffed back?"

"Oh……"

"Eat quickly, eat quickly, as I said just now, don't waste a single bite."

"Okay, I'll eat it all, if you can't finish it, just put a funnel into my mouth and forcefully pour it in."

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It was almost 12 o'clock after dinner, and the subway was closed, and the weather could not be called. Fortunately, the city bus also had a supper line, so that they would not have to walk home.During typhoon days, few people go out for night tours, and those who take the supper line are basically overtime workers. There are not many people in the carriages, which happen to occupy all the seats.The two sat side by side on the front horizontal seat, Xiaoxiao Yuxie thought it was too tired, full of food and drink, plus the shaking of the carriage and the dim light itself had a hypnotic effect, he fell into a deep sleep within two stops, his head was shaking Shaking, gradually leaning on Zhuang Xiaojie's shoulder.Zhuang Xiaojie wanted to push it away, but when he turned his head and saw his peaceful and innocent expression, the hand that had been on his forehead was put back on his knee again.

Sitting opposite were two young girls, one was wearing a white dress and the other was wearing a blue sportswear. At this moment, the girl in the dress was sleeping soundly on her companion's lap, her long black and shiny hair spread out like a fine brocade. She was carefully collected by the girl in sportswear, held in her hand and stroked gently, like stroking the tail of a beloved cat.When Zhuang Xiaojie got into the car, he found that the two of them were interacting intimately and ambiguously, and now he is even more sure that this is a pair of Lily sisters who are in love.The other party seemed to notice them too, seeing Xiaoxiao Yuxie sleeping next to him, the girl who was awake smiled at Zhuang Xiaojie.Zhuang Xiaojie knew that she must have mistook them as a couple, and that smile clearly conveyed the approval and encouragement of the same kind, just like meeting a fellow traveler during a night walk in the wilderness, and he couldn't help being relieved and relaxed.

He reluctantly accepted this kindness, and returned it with a smile. He was also worried that a pair of gays and lesbians would be disgusted if they showed their affection here, so he looked around quietly, and immediately realized that he was worrying too much.Passengers around were doing their own things calmly, or sitting upright or playing with their phones, and the people close at hand did not look at them with strange eyes, and the uncle sitting next to Xiaoxiao Yuxie took the initiative to turn to the other side , Probably afraid of accidentally waking up a sleeping person when bumping.

Is this the tolerance of big cities?Or is it the indifference brewed by the fast urban rhythm?Busy work and high-intensity life pressure force people to only focus on their personal lives, and ignore personnel and affairs that have nothing to do with them, let alone interfere.In the past, Zhuang Xiaojie liked this distanced social mode very much. In this ever-changing world, people are like floating weeds. When the wind and waves blew away the fate, they scattered and went to the end of the world.Life is like this bus that attracts passers-by from all directions. You never know who you will meet here, and you can never predict in advance which stop the other party will get off at.Over the years, Zhuang Xiaojie has been on the road alone, and no one has heard his late-night monologues, and he has forgotten how to open his mind to see the confused rain falling bit by bit, burying time bit by bit, and darkening the sky bit by bit , but also to laugh at those bland snuggles outside the car windows along the way with a disapproving attitude, and regard this as a relief from penetrating the world of mortals.

In fact, it doesn't feel bad to be relied on.

He turned his head to look at the person on his shoulder again, and suddenly had a realization like the bright moon rising from the mountains.Even though this brat became as heavy as a piglet even after sleeping like a dead pig, it gave him the strength to resist the pressure, not only at this moment, but also when Xiaoxiaoyuxie hugged him and cried bitterly in the community, he was like this supporting the weight of his body and mind.Looking back now, he realizes that he was so powerful, so frustrated that he still has the ability to accept the vulnerability of others and bear the pressure of the other party.

"If there is a third watch, everything can be done!"

It seems that I heard the determined and bright voice of the stupid young man again. Of course, this praise is blind, but is it not an encouragement?Everyone is a passenger in the carriage, facing the future in turmoil. Some people use courage as a bullet, and some people sink their hunting guns into the sea. Cowards choose to live in the shell of a turtle. If you can't survive the night, don't face the dawn say hi.

The arrival reminder sounded on the radio, and the people who passed by were about to say goodbye. Xiaoxiao Yuxie was still asleep, and Zhuang Xiaojie let him cling to him, quietly watching the heavy rain paint on the car window. Far.

"So your sofa is so expensive!"

In the middle of the night, Xiaoxiao Yuxie finally figured out an unforgettable thing. The last time he came to Zhuang Xiaojie's house to record, he could only sit on a small bench, but Qin Guangling could sleep in the master's bed when he and Zhuang Xiaojie had a face-to-face meeting. The disparity in treatment was once Xiaoxiaoyu was depressed, until he proposed to sleep on the sofa tonight, but Zhuang Xiaojie resolutely refused, he didn't know that the white sofa was the most valuable item in the whole house.

"This was given to me by my grandparents. The Italian leather is imported. It is much higher grade than Da Vinci's counterfeit products. It is enough to buy ten beds. That's why I am reluctant to sleep with others. The sheets can be changed and washed after sleeping. This sofa It’s not easy to get rid of the smell of outsiders on it.”

Xiaoxiaoyu answered "Oh" with a smirk, pointed to the floor in the center of the living room and said, "Then I'll lay the floor here."

Zhuang Xiaojie still vetoed: "The floor is so damp, aren't you afraid of getting rheumatism when you get old?"

Thinking that he was pushing people away implicitly, Xiaoxiao Yuxie grabbed the hem of his clothes in embarrassment.The t-shirt on his body was given to him by Zhuang Xiaojie when he took a shower, and it looked expensive, so he didn't dare to pull it too hard. He gently pinched a corner of his finger and rubbed it back and forth, holding back for a while and whispered: "Actually... I You can sleep in the car, my car is parked in the underground parking lot, where it doesn't get wet."

How can people resist teasing him with his sneering and virtuous behavior?Zhuang Xiaojie answered the words fluently: "It's fine, then you go, I'll find you an old blanket."

After speaking, he really went to the bedroom and took out a cold quilt and threw it on the head.Xiaoxiao Yuxie hurriedly caught it, her face flushed red, her tone even more cute.

"You, can you lend me another mosquito coil? I'm afraid there will be mosquitoes at night."

Zhuang Xiaojie was deliberately mean: "Why are there mosquitoes to be afraid of? If you are such a holy mother, you can help them fight the famine. They won't kill you anyway."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie was startled and angry, she looked extremely aggrieved, she turned around and walked to the door angrily, grabbed the doorknob and turned her head unwillingly and muttered angrily: "You are so cruel."

Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't stop the soreness in his jaw, he twitched his shoulders and laughed, beckoning to the aggrieved big stupid dog: "Come back, come back."

The dog lowered its head and leaned closer, at least it took a pat to kill to coax it. Zhuang Xiaojie rubbed his hair that was blown up by the blower, and said with a smile: "Why are you so stupid, you don't know how to beg me?" .”

Xiaoxiaoyu raised her chin in a restless manner, her big eyes looked quite fresh.

"Can it work, please?"

"How do you know if you don't try?"

Finally seeing through the prank, the child yelled depressedly: "If the string breaks at midnight, you will abuse people."

Zhuang Xiaojie smiled like an old hooligan molesting women from good families: "This is my hobby, if you want to get close to me, you have to be abused by me first."

Perhaps hearing that there was a hint of pampering in these words, Xiaoxiao Yuxie immediately smiled, stretched out her hands and scratched the back of her head, and asked shyly, "Okay, then how can I beg you?"

"En~ You just say 'Big Daddy, it's raining so hard outside, I'm so scared, please don't drive me away", just say in the same voice you used to pretend to be a girl at your uncle's farmhouse last time. "

Xiaoxiao Yuxie was so ashamed that she only dared to look at the floor, but obediently satisfied JP's evil taste. After hearing him finish the sentence with a choked throat, Zhuang Xiaojie laughed until his stomach twitched, and waved him to the bedroom to sleep.I heard that he was going to give up the bed and sleep on the sofa by himself, Xiaoxiao Yuxie refused to follow him again, a loyal dog would only put the owner first and then himself, how could he let the owner sacrifice for himself, so he really wanted to sleep in the carriage, picked up the quilt and lifted his feet Walk.Zhuang Xiaojie stopped him, completely at a loss for his stupid stubbornness, thought about it, and told him to sleep in the bed with him.

Now Xiaoxiao Yuxie directly turned into a prawn that fell into the frying pan, instantly showing a ripe red color, Zhuang Xiaojie could probably guess what was going on in his mind, and hurriedly made out ugly words to adjust the atmosphere.

"Let me warn you first, don't hide in the quilt and shoot, hand, or gun, and don't touch me while I'm asleep, otherwise you will look good."

However, after turning off the lights, both of them were so awkward that they couldn't fall asleep. Zhuang Xiaojie turned his back to Xiaoxiao Yuxie, and there was no movement behind him. This kid was probably too nervous to breathe, and he might just suffocate like this.And because there was suddenly an extra person on the bed, he couldn't stretch freely, and after ten minutes of stalemate, Xiaoxiao Yuxie got up to receive the message.

"Who's texting you so late?"

Zhuang Xiaojie didn't intend to ask about his sex, but thought that saying something now could relax each other's nerves.Xiaoxiao Yuxie held up her mobile phone and reported honestly: "It's your mother, she said she will be discharged from the hospital tomorrow, and told me not to worry."

It seems that Lin Xiao and this idiot have a close relationship, and they will tell each other about all important matters, and they really see each other right.Zhuang Xiaojie mocked casually: "Hmph, you guys are really good at keeping in touch, what a pair of year-forgotten friends."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie seemed to have got some kind of opportunity, and immediately grabbed the end of his words and asked: "The string is broken at midnight, do you know why your mother was sick and hospitalized?"

"why?"

"She also went to ys to see the black post about you, and she was mad by those people."

Zhuang Xiaojie sat up in shock, and heard him say again: "She is still arguing with black fans in that post, I don't know if you have read it."

That black post Zhuang Xiaojie only browsed the first few pages, and at this moment he hurriedly checked through Xiaoxiao Yuxie's cell phone, and found Lin Xiao's reply on page 12 under his guidance.

"It's too much, San Gengxian Duan is not the kind of person you said at all. This child has always valued love and righteousness since he was a child, and he has always lived a very disciplined life. He will never play with other people's feelings! People should respect each other, and you have Parents, think about how sad your parents will be if someone humiliates you like this, why attack others with such vicious words!"

The speech was ridiculed wildly by black fans.

"2333, the third watch fan, is it the legendary aunt's meal? I pretended to be an elder in order to clean up the third watch."

"At midnight, Juju is an old man in his late thirties, and fans call him a child, is it disgusting?"

"It is estimated that this aunt is in a different dimension from us, so she will see a three-shift string break that emphasizes love and righteousness."

"The third watch fan is crying, like her master, she will pretend to be a white lotus until she dies."

"Third Geng fans are getting more and more disgusting, and the family who doesn't want Bilian among them has won the true story of San Geng bitch."

"This fan used to be afraid that the right owner would not be popular, and punched the seniors and trampled the younger ones. Now the reputation of the jp of the third watch has finally spread throughout Two-dimensional, and the fans of the third watch can be regarded as benevolent."

"Catching bugs upstairs, shouldn't it be begging for a whore? www"

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As a young and middle-aged successful woman, she was insulted by a group of anonymous morons who may be less than half her age on the Internet. It is no wonder that Lin Xiao became so angry that she fell ill and was hospitalized.Zhuang Xiaojie was also angry when he saw it, and complained in a long voice: "Really, I knew these people were unreasonable and ran to tear them down. The psychological quality is so poor. I didn't tear others up, but I was so angry."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie persuaded: "Your mother loves you, this is the instinct of motherhood. You...don't hate her in the future, it's not easy to have someone who truly loves you."

His words were a bit redundant, in fact Zhuang Xiaojie had already softened his heart, otherwise he would not have visited the hospital.There have been too many changes recently, and several big somersaults in succession smashed his competitive fighting spirit and aloof self-esteem to pieces, his arrogance subsided, and he naturally became dilute. It's a fun game.

He flipped through two more pages, caught the familiar style of painting in the mighty fighting team, pointed to the Tang Seng's replies on those floors and asked: "Which floor is this you?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie hurriedly got under the quilt, half ashamed and half panicked, Zhuang Xiaojie shook his head and sighed: "You can either learn to tear it seriously, or just watch it honestly, every time you tear it and you can't win, you will just blindly embarrass yourself. What do people say about you."

Xiaoxiaoyu said in a muffled voice, "I don't want to tear myself apart either, why would they keep scolding me for breaking my third watch string?"

Zhuang Xiaojie shivered, and blamed: "It's the second time, when did I become yours?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie argues: "I'm your die-hard fan. Aren't many late-night fans calling you 'I string, I string', can't people just learn from you?"

From his voice to his accent, he was coquettish, and Zhuang Xiaojie could hear Zhuang Xiaojie embarrassingly.

"A big man actually calls himself 'other', thinking that he is not enough thunder, and he wants to set up another nuclear power plant? I said, did you do it on purpose? Tail taught you to use coquettishness to deal with me, and you kept pretending to be a dog, thinking that I was paralyzed by thunder. I can't scold you anymore?"

"I was discovered by you again."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie hid behind the cool quilt and giggled, her eyes smiling into two crescent moons, full of warmth and love.Zhuang Xiaojie suspected that two fluffy dog ​​ears would pop out in a blink of an eye, so he couldn't help but put his fingers into his hair to make sure, Xiaoxiao Yuxie slightly retracted his neck, covering his joy and embarrassment.

"The string is broken at three o'clock, can I ask you something?"

He probably endured it for a long time, and decided that Zhuang Xiaojie was in a good mood before he dared to ask questions. After getting permission, his tone was still awkward, probably because he was worried that his words would hurt the other party.

The question was about the chat records that Qin Guangling posted about Zhuang Xiaojie calling him "husband". Xiaoxiao Yuxie firmly believed that this was a misunderstanding, but she couldn't help being curious and wanted to find out the whole story.

Zhuang Xiaojie thought it was unlucky early on, because he was not guilty, so it didn't matter if he said it.

"That was several years ago. At that time, he was broken in love and asked me for comfort. I called that at his request."

"Is the chat history still there?"

"I lost it long ago."

"Then you can also confront him and ask him to post a complete record. If the po does not come out, others will know that there is a fraud."

"Forget it, let him go, I don't want to pursue it anymore."

"why?"

"Everyone in the circle knows that we used to be best friends. Now that we are fighting each other, enough people are laughing at it. It would be too unbearable to go to court like a lawsuit. It will only be more uncomfortable in the future."

"...you don't hate him?"

"...It's useless to hate, besides, I have something to feel sorry for him."

Zhuang Xiaojie leaned on his elbow and pondered for a moment, and said with a wishful heart: "I hope he can take revenge enough to relieve his hatred, and I just ask each other to let each other go."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie stared silently at his side face, longing emerged in a smile.

"It's kind of you to break the string at the third watch."

Zhuang Xiaojie laughed: "You're here again, and I won't give you extra treatment if you flatter me."

"I'm not flattering you, you're really nice."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie stopped talking and looked at his sweetheart contentedly. The raindrops played a soothing melody outside the window. Under the command of the ticking of the bedside alarm clock, they composed a gentle lullaby together. Sleepiness soon engulfed his tired body.Hearing the slight snoring in the bed, Zhuang Xiaojie's heart also settled down, and he put the pillows away to mark the end of the day.

But tonight, Sleeping God Anxin fired him, and within 5 minutes, a call from Xi Baichuan summoned him to the living room.

"Senior, do you know which hospital in Zhabei has a better anorectal department? It can go to the emergency department."

Xi Baichuan's voice was dignified, and it sounded like there was an unspeakable secret.

Zhuang Xiaojie smiled and said, "Have you suffered from hemorrhoids? Go to the pharmacy tomorrow and buy some Ma Yinglong to put on. The big hospitals in Shanghai are all overcrowded, so it's hard to get a call. You might as well bear it and go back to your hometown to seek medical treatment."

"...but what if it keeps bleeding?"

"Huh? Could it be blood hemorrhoids? In this way, you can get some shredded tobacco, moisten it with saliva and stuff it in the bleeding place, and it will stop in 2 minutes. Use this method to save the emergency."

"I'm afraid something will happen."

"Hey, hemorrhoids can't kill people for a while, when did you become so timid?"

"It really doesn't matter to me, and it's not a hemorrhoid, it's a crack there."

"what!?"

Zhuang Xiaojie also burst into tears after hearing this, only to feel that Lei Gong hit his Tianling acupoint so hard that his eyes almost popped out.

"You, what do you mean? Could it be... Could it be that you exploded someone's ass?"

"……kindness."

"Male and female?"

"……male."

"Fuck!"

Zhuang Xiaojie rushed to the kitchen with an ever-changing posture and filled a glass full of cold water. As soon as the water entered his throat, he was frightened and evaporated. He felt hot air coming out of his seven orifices continuously, and his whole body was about to explode.

"You took the wrong medicine! How can a straight man blow a man's ass, or who bent you?"

Xi Baichuan's situation must be very difficult, and his reaction was a little irritated: "Senior, now is not the time to discuss this, quickly help me find a hospital, I have to take him to treat his injuries."

Zhuang Xiaojie also understands that saving people is important, but he is neither a skilled doctor nor a Shanghai life expert. He really doesn't know which hospital to recommend them to. Considering the weather conditions at the time, the best way is to call 120.

"Call an ambulance first, and go to the nearest hospital for emergency treatment. I will go to Huashan Hospital to help you queue up for registration."

After he hung up the line, he immediately changed into his clothes and headed towards the hospital. It wasn't that he was so anxious that he was willing to give up rest, but that he couldn't sleep at all right now!

Rong Chuan actually fucked a man. He picked up girls and girls in his teens, and he was so straight that he could build bridges and pave the way. He used to record an H before and his face was constipated. Watching a super anti-corrosion man who vomited for three days actually fucked a man, whatthe*!

The Leifeng Pagoda fell and released a white lady, proving that there are no monsters that can be locked in the world.The Five Elements Mountain collapsed and a Monkey King was drilled out, proving that there is no god in the world who can't be suppressed.Now that Xi Baichuan has exploded a man's ass, does it prove that there is no straight man who can't be broken?

What to do, I suddenly feel insecure, I always feel that I will bend in the next second, and I don't know if the world will change from now on.From now on, men will bring their own ps, and women will look through a distorting mirror. The central nervous system is abnormal, and the dopamine composition is mutated. If you meet someone like Wang Zulan, you will be hard, and you won’t want to fuck someone like Liu Yifei. !Next door to Mary, Rong Chuan, if you want to bend over, make a notice in advance to make me mentally prepared, even if there is a surprise attack, don't just get heavy tastes right away!When I see your face in the future, I can't help but think of bloody chrysanthemums. How can we play happily together?