Qin Guangling opened the door of Zhuang Xiaojie's house, and two policemen in uniforms were rushing over, followed by the community security and Zhuang Xiaojie's neighbor, Grandma Zhang.The old lady seemed to have been frightened, her face was earthy and panicked, and when she saw Qin Guangling, she immediately screamed: "Comrade police is him, that's him!"

Hearing the sound, Zhuang Xiaojie caught everyone's attention, only to see Grandma Zhang panting and rushing to grab his arm, as if she was salvaging belongings floating in the flood.

"Xiaozhuang, are you okay! Why is there so much blood on the clothes! The mouth is also broken, who did it?!"

Zhuang Xiaojie hurriedly put his arms around the old man's shoulders to comfort him, while expressing his puzzlement at the scene in front of him.

Grandma Zhang said: "Just now your mother called and said that someone is coming to harm you, and asked me to help you take a look. As soon as I went out, I saw this man walking towards your door with a murderous look, and he looked like a frightening person. Unfortunately, your Grandpa Liu today I took the children to camp. I was alone as an old woman, and I didn’t dare to show off. I hurried downstairs to find the security guard. As a result, Xiao Li was the only one on duty in the guard room. We were thinking that we were no match for this man, and just as we were about to call 110, these two police officers came. , It is estimated that your mother called the police."

It was only then that Zhuang Xiaojie knew that Lin Xiao had already quietly connected with her neighbor, and that she had really worked so hard to exercise her mother's rights.Seeing that he was wounded, the police stopped Qin Guangling for questioning. Qin Guangling became so angry that he dared to throw away the emperor's imperial decree. The black cat sheriffs also waved their arms, posing as if they would attack the police at any time.

At this time, the elevator door rang, and three more characters came on stage, one was Xi Baichuan, and the other two were Zhuang Xiaojie's parents: Zhuang Ziqiang and Lin Xiao.Xi Baichuan came from afar, well-dressed, but Zhuang Ziqiang and Lin Xiao seemed to have just emerged from the bed in a hurry, each wearing homely pajamas, slippers, T-shirt and shorts, especially Lin Xiao, who usually pays attention to his image and always shows off with impeccable makeup and clothes At this moment, the noble lady with disheveled hair and thin face is no different from ordinary yellow-faced women in the market.It was the first time Zhuang Xiaojie saw his mother without makeup in his 28 years of life, which was an eye-opener.

"Xiaojie!", "Son!"

The disheveled middle-aged men and women ran towards him screaming in panic, with their four arms forming a circle around him, as if it was a safe island that could protect him.Before Zhuang Xiaojie could make a sound, Lin Xiao stared at the blood on his shirt and roared in surprise, then turned around and beat Qin Guangling.

"Rogue! Beast! Why do you beat my son!"

She pushed her assailant desperately again and again, but the huge size difference made her look like a funny squirrel trying to shake the vigorous pine tree.Zhuang Xiaojie stepped forward to stop her, grabbed her arm and pulled her back to his side, which made Lin Xiao see the bloody bite mark on his lip again.The frightened and angry mother suddenly wailed, holding his face like a broken family heirloom, and the tooth mark seemed to have been engraved on the tip of her heart.

Women express their grief and anger by crying, while men usually vent their anger by force. Before Zhuang Xiaojie had time to comfort his mother, Zhuang Ziqiang had already smashed Qin Guangling with his fist. If the police hadn't stopped him, he might have wrung the other's head off.

"Comrade police, please take this stinking hooligan back into custody. I will ask a lawyer to sue him for intentionally hurting others tomorrow morning. If he wants to go to jail, he will ask his parents to come to Shanghai and kneel down with my son to admit his mistakes!"

"Yes! His parents must be called to apologize in person, otherwise our family will fight the lawsuit to the end!"

It was rare for Zhuang Xiaojie to see his father so angry and lose his temper. Today, he and Lin Xiao, the ex-husband and wife who were estranged from each other, fought side by side with the enemy out of parental nature.In the face of foreign aggression, they still use "our family" to refer to their parents and children, forgetting that this "family" has long since disintegrated.The flower of love will wither, but the seeds of family love will continue to grow. Children are the souvenirs of love. One day, the love between husband and wife will be blown away with the wind, and the souvenirs left behind will still be lovely. This must be the reason why most couples in the world are keen to have children.

It was only today that Zhuang Xiaojie realized that he was also a lovely souvenir.

"Dad, Mom! Don't be angry, I'm fine!"

With the help of Xi Baichuan, he assisted the police to dissuade the parents who were out of control. He assumed the function of the boundary marker to separate the two sides. Guangling asked Zhuang Xiaojie, "Did he hit you just now?"

Just like the familiar line in Hong Kong movies, Zhuang Xiaojie knew that if criminal proceedings were involved, every word he said now would become an accusation against Qin Guangling, and he had to try his best to avoid it, so he staggered his words in a pleading tone.

"It's all a small misunderstanding. My mother called the police without knowing the situation. In fact, it's nothing serious."

The two police officers exchanged glances, and the senior-looking one asked, "What's your relationship with this man?"

Zhuang Xiaojie glanced at Qin Guangling, saw that his head was held high, and he had an unruly demeanor as if he was waiting for nothing, and then moved his eyes to Xi Baichuan who was standing beside him.Xi Baichuan responded with a wry smile, then shrugged helplessly, and Zhuang Xiaojie also smiled wryly.

Misfortune comes from floating waves, and humiliation comes from gambling.Since he planted the cause with his own hands, how can he shirk the evil result to others?

Let it go, if you want to atone for your sins, you don't care about your face, not only to keep Lao Qin, but more importantly, to keep your conscience.

"Brother policeman, I..." He stammered and laughed, his embarrassment was beyond words, the policeman smiled knowingly, and said kindly: "It's all right, please speak up if you have something to say."

"Hey, he, he's my boyfriend. He quarreled with me just now because of a small matter. I was too quick to quarrel with him, but I was in a hurry, so I made a move. Now it's all right, we're all reconciled."

Lin Xiao, Zhuang Ziqiang and Grandma Zhang carried on the misunderstanding last time, and had no doubts about Zhuang Xiaojie's statement. The most surprised thing was Qin Guangling's "boyfriend", who probably never expected that Zhuang Xiaojie would be embarrassed here When the "name" was given out at the unbearable moment, his cold eyes turned into stunned eyes in an instant. If the big yellow croaker in the seafood market saw his staring eyes, they might call him "big brother" affectionately.

When the policemen heard these remarks, they showed a "as expected" complacent smile, and the "senior" grinned and laughed, replacing the official tone with a friendly and homely tone.

"So the young couple quarreled? Then it's easy to handle. Let your boyfriend admit your mistake to you and your family, and then criticize and educate him later, and strictly prohibit him from doing it again."

People in metropolises are open-minded, and Shanghai residents even advocate an inclusive Shanghai style, and have long since stopped treating homosexuality as heresy.The police work to enforce the law every day, and they are widely seen and heard about small things in big cities, and they are more acceptable than ordinary people. They regard the criminal case in front of them as a relationship dispute to mediate, and after persuading the direct parties, they turn around and persuade the two parents: "Don't bother me Too angry, young people are full of blood and will inevitably make mistakes. When teeth and tongues are still fighting, your son said it’s okay, and I ask you adults to have a lot, forgive this girl, no, what should I call it?"

He felt that the title "son-in-law" was inappropriate, and he couldn't find an appropriate word to replace it, so he used "hahaha" to cover it all.Zhuang Xiaojie accompanied the two "haha" and respectfully sent the two officials back to the Yamen.Lin Xiao waited for the elevator door to close, then stepped forward and slapped Qin Guangling violently. Qin Guangling had become a sun-dried crop that collapsed as soon as he stepped on it.Zhuang Xiaojie quickly held his mother up, and handed her over to the relatively calm Zhuang Ziqiang under the threat of "be careful!"

Qin Guangling saw that he repeatedly defended himself with kindness in return for grievances, he was surprised and added a bit of regret, his mouth seemed to be zipped, and he couldn't hold back his blushing.This was Zhuang Xiaojie's heart, he was unable to hold up an umbrella in the windy weather at this time, if Qin Guangling said something superfluous, he would probably become dumb as well.The best choice right now is to ask him to leave as soon as possible, lest there will be too many dramas in the night, and then he will start a fight with Lin Xiao and others.

"Old Qin, go find a hotel to stay for one night, and return to Xiamen after dawn."

He embarrassingly pleaded with the most polite and polite tone, as if he was dealing with unfamiliar and awe-inspiring strangers. Qin Guangling probably felt something, and tears filled his eyes in an instant. The refugees from the air raid fled into the pitch-black air-raid shelter in that panic.

People who are used to being domineering and domineering suddenly appear downcast, which makes people feel sympathetic. Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't bear it, and said to Xi Baichuan: "Baichuan, Lao Qin likes to play childish temper. If something goes wrong, please take care of it for me, and contact me immediately if you need anything."

Xi Baichuan was obliged to bid farewell to his elders, and then took the elevator to chase Qin Guangling.The bandit leader was sent away, and the banditry subsided. The three elders surrounded the wounded and returned to the living room. Grandma Zhang enthusiastically brought medical alcohol and Yunnan Baiyao from her home to help Lin Xiao disinfect and bandage Zhuang Xiaojie. Hurt, the two women shouted in unison.

"Why does he hit so hard? Tsk tsk, that's the way to beat enemies. Last time, I thought he was crazy and not a normal person. There was a spring under his buttocks, and he jumped high. Xiaozhuang, it's not the old woman who said you, You can't look for someone like this when looking for a partner, you said that if you fall in love with a girl, even if you quarrel, you won't be beaten like this."

Lin Xiao was so angry that he burst into tears: "Isn't that right? I told him earlier not to associate with that surnamed Qin, but he refused to listen. The surnamed Qin had three white eyes and raised eyebrows. He stared at people with a vicious look. He looked like a murderer. If he gets entangled, your life will be lost."

A woman's complaints are like soybeans in a jar, which will keep crackling when shaken until it is emptied. Zhuang Xiaojie wisely shut up and let them chatter, and when he guessed that the jar was about to bottom out, he asked his mother, "How do you know?" Qin Guangling will come to see me? Did you read his Weibo?"

Lin Xiao got angry again: "I'm so busy with business every day, why do I have so much free time to check Weibo, it was Xiaoyu who called me to inform me."

"what?"

"He said that Qin Guangling had a falling out with you, and he wanted to come to Shanghai to trouble you, but you didn't answer the phone call, so he was so anxious that he had to ask me for help. Fortunately, he reported to me in time and your father and I were able to make it in the first place. Come here. You said that you are the same child, you know that Xiaoyu cares about you and you still don’t answer the phone, and you deliberately make people worry, but here you are beaten by Qin Guangling, but you want to intercede for him, you can’t tell the good from the bad, confused You are not confused."

Grandma Zhang was shaking a fan for Zhuang Xiaojie, she didn't bother to cool down her gossip, and asked, "Who is Xiaoyu?"

Lin Xiao was full of depression, this question was exactly what he liked, and he didn't treat the kind old man as an outsider, and revealed all the "family ugliness", and he raised his voice loudly, meaning to make the ex-husband who was sitting aside sullen Get up and judge.Since she doesn't know much about the gay world, her story still introduces the concept of heterosexuality, to the effect that there is a gentle and sensible girl (son) who likes her son wholeheartedly, but her son has no eyes and insists on dating the domineering shrew (husband) Mix it up, that good girl (son) as a mother has seen it with her own eyes and been in contact with her for a long time. She really looks more and more pleasing to the eye when she looks left and right. If you are worried or your eyes are muddy, ignoring people life and death is also "brain system wow".

Zhuang Ziqiang paid all his attention, more carefully than listening to the chief's report. When his ex-wife came to an end, he interrupted: "Where is the child you mentioned? Take it out and show me when you have time."

Lin laughed and said, "He's in Beijing, so he can get it wherever he asks."

"Do you have a photo?"

"Yes, it's on the phone, but I didn't bring it."

"Then send it back to me. By the way, how old is he? What does he do?"

"4 years younger than Xiaojie, just turned 24, he is a professional voice actor. Have you watched TV dramas lately? There is a hit drama called "Happy Pig Bajie", in which he voices Monkey King."

"Xiaohao and his mother seem to be watching this show, I'll watch it tomorrow too."

After Zhuang Xiaojie saw his father and queen, he seemed to be rigorous in choosing his concubine and daughter-in-law for him. Unable to withstand the thunder, he begged them to move back to the palace and grant him a half-night dream.When the home finally returned to tranquility, the first thing he did was to check his phone. Xiaoxiao Yuxie had indeed tapped him hundreds of times on the buttons, and the exclamation marks he used intensively were like rows of steel needles, probably all from his body. It is not difficult to imagine how painful it will be.These countless anxiety-filled flying needles pierced through the wall of the dimension, and also left a few lines of painful holes on his Weibo.

"It's enough of you people to be black! I know who Sangengxian Duan is. Those who don't like him don't like me. Anyone who has scolded him on my Weibo will be blacklisted!"

Zhuang Xiaojie saw that his number of fans had dropped by more than 2000 compared to the previous few days. He probably either lost fans or was blocked by him, and at least half of them would turn black after falling in love with them.This kind of genetically mutated black is obvious to the eyes and ears. It is a hundred times more terrifying than the original natural black. It is enough to paralyze one, let alone hundreds of thousands.

It doesn't count if Qin Guangling bites back before the battle, but Xiaoxiao Yuxie who is playing with fire in the backyard, Zhuang Xiaojie's mood is like a rough rope that is repeatedly knotted, and his worries are inseparable.But this time, he can't complain about these two people. They bite back and play with fire because of their deep love for him. He only blames God for giving him a beautiful peach tree, but the branches are full of caterpillars. , Blooming scorching and rotten peach blossoms, in the end the colorful falling petals turned into gravel and hailstones, hitting him with big bags all over his head.

Feeling that Lin Xiao's words before leaving, "Call Xiaoyu quickly, so as not to frighten her" made sense, he pulled "Little Stupid Crab" out of the blacklist and pressed the call button.

Xiaoxiaoyu answered in seconds after hearing the sound, and shouted into the intercom: "The third watch string is broken, how are you? Did Qin Guangling look for you? Are you okay!"

The voice was terrified, and those who didn't know it might think that he was being chased by gangsters with knives when he yelled like this. He was humiliated by Zhuang Xiaojie more than two hours ago, but his attitude at this time seemed to be unknown. How deep is this person's tolerance, how can he pretend to be so wronged?

Zhuang Xiaojie acted like a retreating sergeant who was unable to defeat the impregnable city with his own efforts. After disarming his armor and weapons, he replied dejectedly: "I'm fine, he's gone, thank you for calling my mother."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie thought that she was afraid that he would blame her, so she hurriedly explained the reason, Zhuang Xiaojie interrupted him weakly: "I know you are worried about me, I am wrong for not answering your call...but you are too stupid, I just scolded you After that, I ran to Weibo to help me speak, and worried about me impatiently. Is this normal human psychology? I said Xiaoyu is not your real name, right? In fact, the surname should be loyal, dog, and humble slave."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie could hear his helplessness and exhaustion at the moment, and said in a considerate and gentle daughter-in-law's voice: "I understand your temper, you only get angry when you are in a bad mood, and it is too late for me to feel distressed. I originally wanted you to be quiet and quiet. I didn't bother you for two days, just now I saw Qin Guangling's Weibo and was so anxious that I called Auntie, so don't blame me for being impatient."

Zhuang Xiaojie tapped his forehead with a wry smile as if weeping: "You don't think I'm going to die. I'm a big villain, and I'm an extremely selfish egoist. If you provoke me at this juncture, aren't you afraid that I'll pull you as a scapegoat?"

This intimidation was still ps by Xiaoxiaoyu into a well-intentioned protection, and she showed a little bit of pity: "You really want to pull me to be a scapegoat, and you have already quietly put it into action. At this time, you are trying your best to separate from me Can you bear all the grievances by yourself? I won’t let you do this, we will go through together whether it is wind or rain, and I will share half of the pills if I take them. I am older and you are younger.”

"...Brother, did I save the earth in my previous life, and I was lucky to meet such a loyal and noble person like you. Can you allow me to resell it? Someone must be willing to pay a high price to buy you."

Hearing that he can still maintain his usual satirical style, Xiaoxiao Yuxie felt relieved, and said with a smile: "Don't make fun of me, I trust my own judgment, you always say that I am blind, that blind man's sixth sense is better than that of ordinary people. It’s so much better, I always feel warm when I touch you, that’s why I never give up. I’m not a perfectionist, and I have a lot of problems myself, so why should I expect others to be perfect? ​​So don’t always Exaggerating my shortcomings to make me give up, I understand your thoughts and feelings, and I will definitely not turn black."

Zhuang Xiaojie fell out of bed after hearing this, love is like a moth to a flame, but Xiaoxiao Yuxie, this moth is like wearing a fire shield of the king of wide eyes, let the flames blaze more and more courageously, the fuel to pounce on him is running out , Pounced on him and wanted to hang the white flag to surrender.

"...Do as you like, anyway, I'm almost finished, I won't stop you if you want to be buried with me, but don't expect to sleep in a coffin with me, just stand by the tomb door and be a terracotta warrior for me."

"Haha, Your Majesty is relieved, the real unicorn is not afraid of fire, the real crystal diamond is not afraid of the sharpening of the knife, and our courtiers will fight to the death to protect you." Xiaoxiao Yuxie borrowed the lines from "A Generation of Tyrants" to adjust After a silly smile, he asked for instructions: "Well, can you give me Qin Guangling's mobile phone number? I want to talk to him."

Zhuang Xiaojie's headache intensified: "You're so whimsical, aren't you talking to him out of intention to find trouble?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie had his own intentions, and explained his thoughts in a serious manner: "Qin Guangling thought that he would run away after you betrayed him. From this point, it can be seen that he really likes you. As a person who has a similar situation to him, how much do I I can guess his current thoughts, and if I can talk to him frankly, maybe it will calm him down. To be honest, I also sympathize with him in this matter. It is enough to offset his embarrassment. The last time I was beaten, I was angry. I promise to talk calmly and not quarrel and escalate conflicts. If you don’t give me your phone number, I’ll just poke him on Weibo, and he’ll definitely get back to me.”

Of course Zhuang Xiaojie disagreed at first, but threats and reprimands didn’t work. Xiaoxiao Yuxie didn’t have Fan Ling’s wisdom, but she always played the character’s stubbornness. As long as she thinks it’s right, she must be brave. The thunderbolt did not move, and even more shocking plans were revealed: "I am not going to demonstrate as a rival in love, I will tell him that you and I are not really in love, and it is pity that I have to bear the name of protection If my status is the same as mine, he won't suspect my motives."

Zhuang Xiaojie reproduced Ma Jingtao's classic expression of suffocation in the original flavor, and cursed with the heart of wanting to die: "I think you are crazy! Haven't you seen enough of Lao Qin's impulsiveness? Once you say that he will surely spread the word all over the world, then I will You will be ridiculed for thousands of years by people in the circle!"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie firmly believed that Qin Guangling would not do that, and spoke for him: "Qin Guangling is sincere to you, even if a person with a good temperament becomes hate because of love, he will not be so cruel that he wants to completely destroy his sweetheart, you can If you don’t accept love, you can also try to trust the person who loves you. The first step to resolve conflicts is to be honest. I don’t want him to resent you all the time, and I don’t want you to hold grudges because of this.”

The last sentence successfully touched Zhuang Xiaojie. This imaginary love triangle is like a chain that binds others and strangles himself. Even if there is no friendship, it is still difficult to untie the dead knot in each other's chest.If he confesses the truth, let Qin Guangling know that he and Xiaoxiao Yuxie are just a nominal couple, and that he doesn't accept him not because he is not good enough but because he is still Yuzhi.In this way, will he be able to remedy his self-esteem that has been shattered into the dust, and forgive him for resisting again and again?

Lao Qin has kindness to me, and the kindness will be repaid the most. I can't let him become a vengeful spirit in my life.Then let Xiaoxiao Yuxie confess to him, even if he makes it public in the future, it is his own fault, and my karma can always be alleviated.

Karma belief is so magical that even the most realistic and selfish people can be motivated by it to do some positive things.Zhuang Xiaojie sent the number to Xiaoxiao Yuxie, and waited anxiously for a message. About an hour later, he called again.

"I talked to Qin Guangling. He cried very sadly after he knew your difficulties. I couldn't bear to listen to it."

Xiaoxiaoyu had a lot of feelings, and there was a hint of sympathy between her words.Zhuang Xiaojie felt inexplicably guilty when he thought of the last time he deceived Qin Guangling with fake crying.

"Is he crying again?"

"Yeah, why do you say again, does he usually cry a lot?"

"No, no, he... what did he say?"

"Oh, he kept crying, saying that he really loves you very much. Apart from his family, he cares about you most in the whole world. He choked up several times and couldn't speak. He looked very sad. Finally, I asked him if he could forgive you. He replied 'I know', which should mean letting go of the past."

Zhuang Xiaojie felt uncomfortable listening to it, but people who are used to pretending can't show their true feelings, so they sighed and buried all their feelings, and then hung up the phone hastily.

It's one o'clock in the morning, and the night is too late to guess. The new moon is a question mark written on the black manuscript paper, reminding people to examine their state of mind.Zhuang Xiaojie looked at the microphone on the desk, and suddenly grew tired of his comrades who had made great contributions.The ten years of Internet distribution have been full of turmoil. Looking back on the past, what I remember deeply is all kinds of conflicts and disputes. The cunning, ingenuity, hostility, and hypocrisy hidden in human nature are like barnyard grass that rots in these ten years. The excitement grew wildly, how many resentments he inadvertently provoked himself, and how many curses he accumulated.The initial intentions of entering the industry are like a girl who has been ravaged and ravaged, but now she has abandoned herself and grown into a shy prostitute in the world. Leisurely realm.At the same time he is famous and ugly, and he is facing a psychological decline when he is in full bloom. At this time, the attraction of the Internet to him is like the tide receding. There are no coral shells left on the beach, but garbage is everywhere, and they are all non-recyclable. toxic pollutants!

He is really tired.

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