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That dream at night may indeed be quite predictable. Early in the morning, Zhuang Xiaojie really took an early flight to Beijing to visit Xiaoxiao Yuxie who was injured and hospitalized.Firstly, this incident was caused by him, and going to condolences can make his conscience peaceful; secondly, the incident involved criminal disputes, which would be extremely detrimental to him, and he needed to mediate in person.

At noon, he found the ward according to the address sent by the dog's tail grass. He heard the chatter and laughter in the room from a distance outside the door. , a school of childlike fun.Zhuang Xiaojie stood on tiptoe and walked a few steps closer, peeping from behind the door frame, and saw that he was really playing with three little sick patients as the eagle pouncing on the chickens. His two spindle-shaped arms were like huge chicken wings, blocking the children Shouting and yelling in the middle, they flung themselves around, turning the public ward into a playground.

The warm and happy scene should touch many people, but unfortunately Zhuang Xiaojie was not included. Seeing this group of urchins playing happily, his first thought was to curse the dogtail grass.

It was so serious last night, I thought this kid had only one breath left, but seeing him jumping around alive and kicking now, it doesn't matter at all.If I knew this, I shouldn't have come!I wasted hundreds of yuan for nothing, I want to find the tail to reimburse the air ticket!

He deliberately coughed loudly in a pre-warning manner and walked into the ward. The figure shrouded in black was regarded as a real eagle by the chickens present, only to hear Xiaoxiao Yuxie screaming: "Run! The doctor is coming for an injection!", the chicks The big rooster jumped onto the hospital bed and got into the sheets, wriggling desperately to wrap itself tightly.

No matter how many vaccinations he received, Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't develop antibodies against his shocking naivety, so he stepped forward and reprimanded him: "You have to make zongzi before the Dragon Boat Festival? Why don't you come out to pick up customers?"

The grave on the bed remained motionless, and a grieving voice said from within, "I was beaten into a pig's head, and it's ugly now."

Zhuang Xiaojie sneered: "Even if you don't get beaten, you will look no better than a pig's head. Come out quickly, or I will get angry."

"...Then don't look down on me after reading it."

"Hehe, my dislike for you has reached the upper limit, and it won't work anymore if you recharge, get out, Rory is like a bitch, even if I am Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, you are not Mrs. Li, hypocritical ass!"

Zhuang Xiaojie violently pulled the sheet, Xiaoxiao Yuxie crawled towards the head of the bed, curled up timidly like a snail that had lost its shell.His head was wrapped with a thick gauze that looked like a forehead wipe, and his eyes were purple in varying degrees. The left eye was a ripe chicken blood plum, and the right eye was an American Brown just out of the stall.The corner of the mouth on the right side is split, and there is still a little blood in the two nostrils, and the face is also dark purple, bruised and swollen. Objectively speaking, the pig's head can be described as beautifying.

Seeing this, Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't laugh anymore, he felt that he had just blamed the dog's tail grass by mistake, his face was injured like this, not to mention how many flesh injuries he had on his body, it was hard for him to still laugh and play with the children, the thick lines became more and more serious at this time It looked pitiful.

He raised his eyebrows and raised his finger slightly: "Are you still in pain?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie's right lip was injured, and she couldn't smile freely, so she pulled the uninjured left lip, showing a funny smile: "The injury on the hand hurts a bit, but the rest is fine, you, how did you get here? "

"Of course I came by plane, otherwise it wouldn't be so fast."

"Oh, it's costing you again. In fact, just link the video."

"You have so many tricks, lie down quickly, and the wound on your hand will be crushed by you even if you curl up."

Xiaoxiaoyu rested and stretched her limbs and lay flat on her back. Zhuang Xiaojie pulled the quilt over for him because his hands were inconvenient, and helped him tuck the corners of the quilt neatly.There was a soft pillow behind Xiaoxiaoyu's head, and she happened to meet him up and down, and suddenly smiled and said: "The third watch is broken, I find that you are getting more and more beautiful."

When Zhuang Xiaojie came here, he saw his thick dark circles and thin sunken cheeks in the rearview mirror of the taxi, and felt haggard, so he refused to accept his compliments, and he choked back angrily: "Shit is getting better and better. , I have been tortured by you until I am ten years old, and I will go to get hyaluronic acid after I send you plague gods away."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie laughed, and covered her mouth in pain in a blink of an eye, her voice mixed with pain and laughter: "I'm serious, you used to have an arrogant and mean expression, and you only look good when you smile, but now you are much more gentle and lovely, when you are angry It’s also very humane, I won’t change it if you give me ten Yu Mengyu.”

"Nonsense! When did Lao Tzu become your thing? What right do you have to say whether to change it or not?!"

Zhuang Xiaojie raised his hand to slap him, but he was afraid of hitting his wound, so he had no choice but to slap him on the bed as a warning.Xiaoxiao Yuxie is really not afraid of beatings, let alone scratching her boots, she still has the cheek to tease: "I don't know who told Qin Guangling that he slept with me, why didn't he admit it now?"

Zhuang Xiaojie didn't expect that he would find out about this, and he suddenly turned into a pressure cooker on the stove, his whole body was boiling hot and he was gasping, the black thread asked: "Qin Guangling even told you this?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie tilted her head, her eyes full of mischief.

"Yeah, otherwise, where did he come from so much resentment, and even said he was going to castrate me?"

"Listen to him talking nonsense! I never said that kind of thing, he misunderstood himself!"

"That's why he misunderstood you first had that kind of hint. Weiwei said that you have signed a contract, and it is already in the stage of public announcement. It is not nonsense for me to speak according to the terms of the contract."

He has probably been influenced by the dog's tail grass for a long time, and he has learned her mischievous tricks, which make people angry and helpless.Zhuang Xiaojie stared at him, and put on a cold face: "I think you are a wounded number, let's let you have sex, it's already noon, is there anyone bringing you food?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie said that he was afraid that his family members would be worried, so he didn't dare to inform them, and the dog's tail grass couldn't ask for leave, so he planned to go to the hospital cafeteria to eat later.Seeing that lonely and helpless boy, Zhuang Xiaojie's heart softened again, and he rushed to the supermarket outside to have a bento, and then brought back a portion for him.Seeing him coming and going quickly, Xiaoxiaoyu thought he was still hungry, so she refused to eat.Zhuang Xiaojie was forced to explain: "I have already eaten, and I bought this lunch box for you after I have eaten."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie was suspicious: "What kind of bento did you eat? Same as mine?"

"Yes."

After hearing this, he asked Zhuang Xiaojie to tear off the package and open the box cover, but he was only allowed to open it but not open it for a look. Then he took the bento box and carefully opened a seam to sneak a peek inside. After just one glance, he quickly closed it and raised his head to ask: "Tell me what's in the bento?"

Zhuang Xiaojie felt that his behavior was more childish than the 9-year-old Zhuang Xiaohao, so he recited the name of the dish with a wry smile: "The main dish is tender fried chicken, and the side dishes include pickled cucumber, fried broad beans, cold eggplant, green pepper and potato shreds."

The answer was completely correct, Xiaoxiao Yuxie was still worried, looked at his expression carefully and asked: "Have you really eaten it? Are you sure you didn't lie to me?"

"Why are you lying to me! Think I'm going to starve in order to bring you food? What a face you have!"

After being scolded, Xiaoxiao Yuxie picked up the spoon contentedly, but his hands were injured, and the spoon couldn't move back and forth between his two paws. Zhuang Xiaojie looked impatient, and stepped forward to grab the boxed lunch together.

"Come over here, I'll feed you."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie didn't expect such a special favor again, and couldn't help being shy after being overjoyed, Zhuang Xiaojie convinced himself to treat him like a dog, and rudely ordered him to sit on the edge of the bed, stir the rice and vegetables with a spoon, scoop up a large sharp Passing the spoon over, suddenly seeing the wound on the corner of his mouth, he quickly put it back and scooped up a small spoon to feed him again.Xiaoxiao Yuxie shyly opened her mouth to catch it, and chewed it vigorously with a smile on her face, as if the hungry people who received relief were happy and grateful at the same time.Zhuang Xiaojie was halfway through the feeding, seeing him eating carefully for fear of wasting a grain of rice, the bitter old problem broke out.

"This box of lunch is terribly unpalatable. I threw it away after only a few mouthfuls. How can you still eat it with gusto?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie licked her lips: "Because you fed it, of course everything is delicious."

"Hmph, is it true or not? Then you should eat this too."

Zhuang Xiaojie scooped up a piece of ginger the size of a winter jujube. This is a condiment for cooking. It was stuffed in the lunch box by unscrupulous merchants. No one would eat it.Xiaoxiao Yuxie looked at him with innocent eyes like a puppy, but the cruel master made things difficult on purpose and kept sticking the spoon to his mouth.

"Didn't you say that everything I feed is delicious? Then eat it quickly and show me."

Zhuang Xiaojie thought that he would beg for mercy, but the stupid dog opened its mouth and gnawed vigorously on the ginger. Now the force-feeder panicked and ordered him to spit it out, and even pinched his cheek helplessly. block, but none of this helps.Xiaoxiao Yuxie persisted in chewing the ginger until she swallowed it completely before she stretched out her tongue and shouted spicy.Zhuang Xiaojie hurriedly fed him water, seeing that he was so hot that he burst into tears, he couldn't help cursing angrily.

"Your brain has been hoofed by a donkey, and you are still that stubborn donkey who dared to hoof a tiger!"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie drank a full glass of cold water, wiped her face and laughed, that silly look reminded Zhuang Xiaojie of the past.When eating at Cai's house last year, he also used to feed him ginger cubes as braised pork as a prank. The idiot still ate it knowingly that he was fooled. Could it be because he fed it?

He asked a question on the spot, and if he really got the answer, Xiaoxiao Yuxie also seriously emphasized: "How can the food that is fed in the middle of the night be wasted, even poison and medicine."

"Hehe, do you eat shit?"

"...If you dare to feed me, I dare to eat."

"Well, even if you win, I really don't dare to feed people, feces, it's too dirty."

Zhuang Xiaojie was speechless and troubled to the extreme, Xiaoxiao Yuxie's unrestrained love strangled his heart like a soft string, making him breathless.I don't understand why he is so obsessed with this unrequited relationship. Although love often overrides reason, but ignoring the inevitable result of losing everything and blindly investing in venture capital, not only hurts himself, but also makes the recipient distressed.

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie, why are you doing this? Can you be more realistic, instead of wasting time with me, it is better to find another lover earlier, there is no possibility between us."

As soon as he looked serious, Xiaoxiao Yuxie didn't dare to smile anymore, but her stubborn attitude remained unchanged, and she said in a muffled voice: "I know, because you are Yu Zhi, it is impossible to like men."

Zhuang Xiaojie made an exception and gave up pretending, breaking through the hypocrisy and telling the truth: "It has nothing to do with sexual orientation. An extraordinary person like me will not follow the old ways. I really want to fall in love. Not to mention homosexuality, we can accept both human and animal love."

"Then why don't you accept me? Do you think I'm stupid?"

"No, stupid people have stupid blessings. I care more about my heart than my IQ."

"Is that because you are afraid of being led down by me?"

"No, my fate is hard. Ordinary catastrophes can't kill me. Besides, there are very few powers that are stronger than yours. You may be able to block evil spirits at home."

"This is neither that nor that, do you think I'm not good-looking?"

Zhuang Xiaojie was annoyed by his inquisition, so he simply nodded: "Yes, lovers are like clothes, you have to find something that will keep you coming back after wearing it, you don't suit me like this."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie showed low self-esteem at first, but suddenly became unconvinced at this point, turned over and got out of bed and fumbled to get the mobile phone on the low cabinet.

"I lost weight successfully, and I'm not ugly at all now, take a look if you don't believe me."

He wanted to prove himself with the hammer, but was hindered by the injury, and couldn't press the touch screen for a long time, so it was Zhuang Xiaojie who turned it out for him.

"These few photos were taken by my colleagues during the company dinner a few days ago. I used the camera that came with my phone. I haven't photoshopped them at all. They are absolutely real."

Zhuang Xiaojie is a veteran of self-portraits, and he can tell at a glance that these photos of him are indeed unmodified photos. Although they are not magically transformed, they are refreshing, probably because they have lost a lot of weight, and their facial features are three-dimensional and angular. The original big eyes are also brighter and more energetic.

No wonder people say that every fat man is a potential stock. He is really a young and energetic young man now.

"I am now 183, 71 kg, with a body fat rate of 10%. The fitness instructors all praise me for my ideal body shape. My roommate even asked me to be a model for her Taobao shop."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie lifted up her loose hospital gown to show off her 2-foot waistline and 6-pack abs, like a hard-working student eager to show her teacher a proud report card.However, these are not counted. With his special brain circuit, he also adopted unusual means to prove himself.

"I downloaded blued to verify my appearance. Do you know what blued is?"

Zhuang Xiaojie had already become paralyzed, borrowing Lianbo Li's three-no tone, he said: "I only know Momo."

"what is that?"

"The straight version of blued."

"Oh, less than three days after I signed up for blued, hundreds of people added me, and they all praised me for being handsome, hehe, I asked them how handsome they thought I was, and they said it was the kind that would make me hard after seeing it. "

"...You didn't make an appointment with them, how do you know if they're telling the truth? Maybe they're just trying to please you."

Xiaoxiao Yuxi didn't know that Zhuang Xiaojie was running on him, her face was flushed, and she shook her head and waved her hands desperately to assure: "I didn't log in to that software just for dating or shooting. There are indeed many people who have asked me out on it, but I refused them all. People can't be too casual. You can't do that with someone who doesn't have feelings for you."

After swearing his innocence, seeing that Zhuang Xiaojie didn't blame him, he smiled and said: "When the wound on my face heals, you can see my current appearance. I don't think I look worse than Qin Guangling. He is quite Handsome and handsome, he also looks like Zhang Zhen, but he is vicious at every turn, he looks like a domestic violence man, and the tail said that I am much more likable than him."

He was complacent, but he was talking purely like chicken and duck. Zhuang Xiaojie raised his hands as if surrendering and begged him to shut up, pulled him back to the edge of the bed, pressed his shoulders and sat down, and sat upright on the chair opposite him, opening the last enchantment in his heart , Bringing out the voices that have been hidden for many years and exposing them.

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie, you have talked with my mother, you should know that because of her divorce with my father, I have been very depressed throughout my adolescence. Since then, my outlook on life has been fixed. In this life, no matter what situation I encounter I don’t know how to fall in love and get married. In the past ten years, I have never been tempted by anyone, and I have always refused to be chased by others. At the same time, I really love this kind of free single life, so some of your practices really confuse me. You are a very nice person, sincere, kind and friendly. Now you are still cultivating your appearance. If you post a few selfies on Weibo, you will definitely become a heartthrob. When a bunch of people line up to kneel and lick you, you will find out It feels much better to be surrounded by stars than to be surrounded by lonely stars.”

He didn't give Xiaoxiao Yuxie a chance to interrupt, and continued without pause: "I don't want to hurt you, but I won't violate the principle because of pity. My ideal state is to drive alone on the road of life calmly. If you insist on breaking in, it will hurt you. We were in a car accident."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie was like a small candle being compressed by the cold wind, she lowered her head to listen to Zhuang Xiaojie's last word, and begged with a little light like a bean: "Then can I walk in? This way a car accident won't hurt you .”

"Are you not afraid of being killed by me?"

"Don't be afraid, even if you die, you will die well."

"you really……"

Seeing the infatuated child's determination to see death as home, silence dominated Zhuang Xiaojie's body and mind. He turned his head weakly and looked out the window. Slip into the window through the gap, stirring up the frozen atmosphere.There are people coming and going in the corridor outside the door. Occasionally, some newcomers leaned over to look around, but hurriedly closed the door and retreated when they didn’t see the person they were looking for. Perhaps many of them would be surprised, how could these two young men in the ward say nothing? They were sitting in a daze, but I'm afraid none of them would think of the topic of emotional disputes.If you let them know about the bloody entanglement between the two, they will probably be shocked.

Zhuang Xiaojie had a premonition that Xiaoxiao Yuxie's little patients were about to turn around, and planned to use the last remaining time to solve a mystery.

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie, I asked you why you like me before, can you please explain in depth now? Even if I once protected you, this reason is not convincing enough. Hateful and jp, you know all kinds of problems, you are so upright, how could you fall in love with a scum just out of gratitude?"

Although he has always insisted on "going his own way and letting others talk about it", Zhuang Xiaojie also understands that, judging by universal values, he is undoubtedly a scumbag. kind.

Xiaoxiaoyu raised her head Xieshu, her eyes flashed with urgency.

"No, you're a good man!"

His ending sound was particularly dignified and vigorous, as if he was declaring an unbreakable truth, and then exemplified it in a serious manner.

"There are two kinds of people in the world. One likes to pretend to be a good person, but is actually very bad inside. The other kind likes to pretend to be a bad person, but is very kind in nature. You belong to the second type. I only want to say two things, one is that Jiuyuan pinches you At that time, in order to protect your friend, you would rather destroy the evidence enough to destroy him so that you can continue to be pinched. The second is to go to Longling Village to record a show. You risked being beaten and worked hard to collect evidence. , these acts of justice can only be done by good people.”

Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't afford to be his magic filter, and interrupted repeatedly: "You are all misunderstandings. I didn't hang Jiuyuan because I was afraid of putting myself in it. I went to Cai's house to interview for my own job, not for what you think. Justice eliminates violence and protects the good!"

"Then why did you donate to the Cai family? Do bad people sympathize with the weak?"

"I can just throw away more money for fun! Then tell me why I pretend to be a bad guy?"

"Because you think bad people are stronger than good people, and you are afraid of being hurt, so you must become stronger than others, so you always pretend to be domineering and black-bellied to make people around you fear you, thinking that they will not dare to harm you .Actually, this idea is very one-sided. If a person really likes you, he will not be willing to hurt you, just like me and Tail, we will not do anything wrong to you if we give us great benefits."

"enough!"

Zhuang Xiaojie cut off Xiaoxiao Yuxie's analysis with a sharp and ruthless tone, and at the same time fell into a panic of being strong on the outside but doing nothing on the inside.Was it at noon when they went to Cai's house for dinner?I still remember him holding his scarf and stepping through the rough mud, Xiaoxiao Yuxie guessed that he was snickering, and said something that made him fly into a rage.

"You usually pretend to be deep in the city, but it's actually very easy to understand. I can tell whether you are happy or angry just by listening to your words or watching your movements and expressions."

Could it be that he has long been wise and foolish enough to see his true nature, and that there is actually a confidant hidden under the surface of his enemy?Could it be that he is not a blind man who can't tell the difference between good and bad, and an idiot with a smart brain, but he believes that he is good, so he falls in love with him without regret?

Xiaoxiao Yuxie only saw Zhuang Xiaojie's red face and fiery eyes, thinking that he was angry, stood up anxiously, and was too timid to approach him.However, the tension at the scene caused Xingfei to pass away. Zhuang Xiaojie spent more than ten years building psychological fortifications. Wen Buhuo laughed at him.

"Stop talking nonsense with half-knowledge. I disdain being a good person the most in my life. Good people are useless. At most, I will receive a little more money than others after death. I can't spend a penny. As for liking, it is the cheapest thing in the world , not only has a low threshold, but also has many changes. What I like now can turn into disgust and dislike in the future, and my parents are like this.”

"But I won't!"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie took a big step forward and came to a short distance away,

"My liking for you is not a matter of impulse or mere hormonal causes. I will not tell you that my sweetheart will not love you like Qin Guangling. To me, you are rice and flour, and you can eat plainly for a lifetime. Even if I can't eat for a long time, I won't be hungry, thirsty and anxious, but I will miss it silently in my heart."

The door slammed open, the chicks walked in with their clothes on, followed by their parents, Xiaoxiao Yuxie retreated in a panic, and accidentally fell on her back on the bed, a slipper was kicked up, and went straight out of the window like a fleeing bird Fortunately, this is the second floor, so the pedestrians downstairs will not be shocked.How can this weird situation make the parents suspicious?They coincidentally glanced at Zhuang Xiaojie with ambiguous eyes, and an upright mother took the initiative to greet him and asked if he was Xiaoxiao Yuxie's friend.

"I'm his elder brother. I came to see him from Shanghai. Xiao Yu has to stay here for a few days. Please help me take care of him."

Zhuang Xiaojie was very handy in lying and socializing, and bought a large bag of candy and snacks for the children to buy people's hearts when he went downstairs to pick up slippers, so that people believed his words.Afterwards, he put the slipper he picked up and the other side upright beside Xiaoxiao Yuxie's hospital bed, and took the opportunity to snigger treacherously in his ear: "Did you see that? I'm a liar, not a good person."