Network distribution circle tearing guide

Long sleeves are good at dancing, and money is good at business.Money is an indispensable and important element for people's happy life, and it almost symbolizes freedom, independence and rights.It is not easy to obtain money, but it seems to be even more difficult to use it. In this regard, rich people have an advantage over ordinary people. They naturally understand the truth that money can make ghosts turn around, and they believe that 95% of the problems in the world are caused by energy. Solve it with money, such as tearing up.

Qin Guangling was born in a nouveau riche family, and his vulgar and superficial self-cultivation did not hinder his talent as a rich man. Facing the crowd tactics of black fans, the first move he took was to spend money. The unique and tearful style - lottery ginseng.

Wangdu is a civilian circle, there are not many rich and self-willed people like him, and even if they do, they don’t have the time to spend a lot of money to play tricks, so his unconventional behavior immediately aroused strong repercussions. Not long after the lottery began, District 2 Then a special post appeared "On the Madness of the Rich and Handsome——Will Qin Guangling be awarded the honor of "Catch Wang Sicong" after "Catch Edison Chen"? ".Net distribution viewers enthusiastically poured water, and celebrities from all walks of life gathered together.

"Qin Guangling is so brave. It has been retweeted 3000 times in less than two hours. At this rate, at least 10,000+ votes are needed to make it happen."

"His family has money and he can make money himself. 10,000+ is just pocket money."

"No matter how rich you are, it depends on who you are. He has never been so generous to his predecessors. The third watch is indeed true love."

"If Qin Guangling is 'Central Arrest Wang Sicong', then the third watch is not 'Central Arrest Lin Gengxin'? They are all of Gengzi's generation."

"Hahaha, I laughed out loud upstairs! Let's give Sangen a nickname 'Xiaoxin' in the future, just because he likes to watch Crayon Shinchan."

"It's against the sky to get together in the middle of the night. In the past, there was Xiaoxiao Yuxie's loyal dog to protect the master, and later, Qin Guangling generously donated money. With the help of these guardians, I believe he will soon be unified and arrested for generations to come."

"Hehe, Juju in the middle of the night has already practiced the ninth level of "The Chrysanthemum Book", which is much better than the "Sunflower Book".

"A weak question, why is it said that Qin Guangling is 'Catch Chen Guanxi'? Is it because he is tall, rich and handsome just like Mr. Chen?"

"Call him Edison Chen because someone used to ridicule him for going out to have sex and sleep all over the online matchmaking circle, and he was raped even if he asked for it."

"Slept with Responsiveness!? It's amazing! So Responsiveness had an appointment with Qin Guangling?"

"I've made an appointment. The two of them seem to have a good personal relationship, and both of them are high school sophomores. In the circle, except for the third shift, only Hard Juju is willing to play with Crazy Qin."

"Oh my god, Biqiang is actually 0, so how can I listen to him attacking again in the future?"

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This wave of gossip quickly annoyed the man who was always in need of a gun. He gave up his "career" in China after the incident of "The Lie" two years ago. Cosplay circle ticket.Ying Juju's style is rough, his behavior is tough, and he has an invincible attacking voice, but he is born with a Korean-style handsome appearance with red lips and white teeth. He also has a tall and handsome figure, which is very suitable for a cosTwo-dimensional beauty. He has appeared on the scene several times Afterwards, she quickly became famous in the cosplay circle. When she had free time, she hung out at comic exhibitions, sold shop photos, and forgot to return after having fun.However, there is one thing that cannot be lost, and that is his dignity as 1.Originally, because of his appearance, the outside world often mocked him as 0 pretending to be 1. This time he openly pulled out specific facts in an attempt to prove it. Why didn't he become angry from embarrassment?Early the next morning, he posted a disgraceful statement on Weibo.

"Don't go too far with being a bit black, 0 your uncle, you guys go ask Qin Guangling what's going on!"

This statement was quickly responded by Qin Guangling, who said bluntly: "Ying Juju and I did have an appointment, but that time I wanted to fuck him and he wanted to fuck me. In the end we couldn't reach an agreement. After exchanging some ideas about fucking with each other, they broke up happily. Yingjuju is a tough guy who is physically and mentally assaulted. When he was secretly in love with Xi Baichuan, he beat and shot at his photos every night. The insanity of love is touching."

What I love to see and hear the most is that the gatherings are exposing each other. At the beginning, Xi Baichuan was as famous as Qin Guangling in the circle. Bai Chuan's style is secretive and no photos have ever leaked out. It was once widely rumored in the circle that he is a short and fat ugly monster, and the explosive photos are sure to lose fans.At this time, I heard that Responsive, which is known as the "Appreciation Kanban in China", has fired a single arrow at it. The citizens were emotionally guessing, and they dug out the old ingredients and fried a few large plates of juice. Thick twice-cooked pork.

What is dramatic is that Qin Guangling did not deny Qin Guangling's statement. This naughty boy retaliated to his bad friend in a mischievous way. The pia play audio, Aite Qin Guangling generously said: "I give you masturbation [hehe]"

In the audio, there are not only the alphabet dramas that pia sells now, but also the flirtatious plots of molesting and cooperating with molesting. You can listen to a shy piece of it casually.

"Third watch string broken (in a coquettish tone): Ying Juju, you are breathing too peacefully here, you should be more intense, and you have to show your momentum of general attack. Think about your state when you are fighting and shooting, Re-record this part."

"Responsive (slightly wretched): Haha, I've been a monk for too long recently, and I kind of forget what it's like to fuck someone, why don't you remind me."

"The string is broken in the middle of the night (in a coquettish tone): How can I remind you?"

"Responsive (slightly obscene) cooperate with me to write this paragraph."

"Third watch string broken (embarrassed coquettish) Oh, didn't you pant for so long just now? You can go back and listen to the dry sound."

"Responsiveness (laughs) I can't find the feeling when I listen to the dry sound, please take a few more breaths and let me hear it."

"The string is broken in the middle of the night (laughing and acting like a baby reluctantly) No, didn't you hear that my voice is hoarse? Don't be such a ghost, okay?"

"Responsive to every request (laughs) I play a ghost animal Gong in this drama, why don't you imitate how Gong Yin pants, I'll find out how I feel."

"Third watch string breaks (smiling shyly) Oh~ okay, (clears throat, imitates Gong panting for more than ten seconds) okay, okay, you can just do it like this."

"Responsive to every request (pretend to be surprised) Wow, you are panting so realistically in the third major, do you often fuck other people?"

"The third watch string is broken (Jiao Chen) is gone, don't tease others, it's almost 12 o'clock and you still have to go to work tomorrow morning, please hurry up and record."

"Responsiveness (wretched smile) I want to record it quickly, but I'm a little wilted now, or you beg me."

"It's annoying to be broken (acting like a baby) in the middle of the night. Every time you come to a critical moment, you say that you are wilted. Why do you like to tease people so much?"

"Responsive to every request (wretched smile) Hurry up, hurry up, I will be tough if you ask me."

"The string is broken in the middle of the night (weak receiving cavity) please, please gather together."

"Responsiveness (laughs) be more cute."

"The string is broken in the middle of the night (soft and cute begging) Yingjuju, please hurry up~"

Responding to requests is an open secret in the circle, so what subverts the audience's cognition most in this audio is the performance of the third shift. The image of Bao Xiaoslut was beyond everyone's expectations, so it was no wonder that he was about to be pinched by concentrated firepower.

"Oh my god, is this person really the third watcher? I thought it was an ancient young man who traveled through time."

"It's too shameless in the middle of the night. You can act like a whore when you ask for it. You really deserve to be a comrade whore."

"This is really shocking. Maybe the third watch fans didn't expect it. Let's see how they will have the face to mock others in the future."

"The high-mountain flower of the net match has withered like this, Yun Bei."

"Hahaha, how can the black chrysanthemums gathered on the top of the cloud mountain in the middle of the night wither, and they can bloom for at least 1 years."

"Won't Yuxie and Qin Guangling become disillusioned? Bai Yueguang in my eyes is actually a whore within a bitch."

"They will only feel more pity for the third watch. This kind of stupid attack wants to be a benefactor to save Fengchen."

"It's gotten to this point, why don't we get together in the middle of the night to hold our respect? How long do you want to pretend to be dead?"

"What misunderstanding does ls have about Juju's behavior? He hasn't always been like this for so many years, when things happen, he pretends to be dead, cannon fodder for others, and he will always be a silent white lotus."

"San Geng Hei's stalking face, hehe, thank you for stalking him so relentlessly, even if you wiped out all his achievements in the online match, you will not be able to do it."

"Laughing to death, the logic of closing eyes and washing for the third watch fan is no one, thinking that everyone is like you, let alone a whore? No one wants to compete with him for the title of the top red prostitute, please let him be a free bitch , it's better to go out and catch the bitch to the world~"

"Sit and watch the shame play of string fans, nili's third update is really a bitch rate that changes the pattern of the online distribution circle."

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Foxtail Grass read every word of the black post, and was so anxious that he turned around, and advised Zhuang Xiaojie to do a crisis public relations quickly.Zhuang Xiaojie has worked hard for many days, and has been numb after being hit by a few maces. He decided to eat ginseng fruit like Zhu Bajie, and swallowed the bitter fruit he planted whole. Just let them enjoy the carnival, and I don't bother to talk to each other."

"But this time the pinch was very hard. If you don't speak up, you will be beaten into a bitch by the press."

"...As long as they are happy, I also feel like a bitch when I see the smiling faces of those Jujus who welcome and send them away all these years."

"What do you think is different from what others think! Horse shit is so skinny, you can't let yourself be depraved!"

"I'm a horse shit and you're a dog shit! Would you rather be a eunuch with the emperor than a plum with a prostitute, right? Go away and cool off, I'm just getting bored!"

"Ah..."

The dogtail grass was gray and thick, and rolled back after a while, holding a red heart to comfort: "Big Daddy, I love you even if you are really a whore. Since ancient times, heroes have been born in the world, and people like you."

Zhuang Xiaojie doesn't have the grace to tolerate people with disabilities now, so he typed out the word "pull black" and was about to press the Enter key when Xi Baichuan called.This person has been elusive lately, and he doesn't contact Zhuang Xiaojie often, but every time something important happens, Zhuang Xiaojie treats him differently, and today he refused to answer all calls, but made an exception to answer his calls.After several phone calls after the reunion, he has gotten used to Xi Baichuan's pipe-smoking voice, which is not as beautiful and gorgeous as before, but he also has a special flavor, like a middle-aged male anchor of midnight radio, the most suitable for chatting together*.

"Senior, Qin Guangling is known for his insane skills when he comes back this time. You have been his nurse for so long and you haven't lost your mind. I really want to help you apply for the Nightingale Award."

Knowing that the other party was joking, Zhuang Xiaojie still lowered his voice in displeasure and said, "I hear you are so excited, do you want to discuss with him? I can help you connect."

Xi Baichuan hurriedly smiled and begged for mercy: "I pinched him anonymously once, and since then I have been willing to bow down. Today I want to ask you to show your respect and let him go."

"Who do you let go?"

"Dumb flute."

Zhuang Xiaojie rolled his eyes, now that he is a mud bodhisattva, he can't protect himself when crossing the river, so who else can he coerce?On the other hand, the dumb flute is silent.This time, I took advantage of "The Stunning Courtier" to make the most of the benefits, and the fans also stepped on him. It's the spring breeze who is proud of the horseshoe disease, so what face is there to pretend to be pitiful?

He has never been out of touch with Xi Baichuan, and complained fiercely without restraint, but Xi Baichuan didn't argue, he really comforted him and said after a while: "This is all caused by Qin Guangling. He organized the lottery yesterday. This morning I went to look for Dumb Die again, and threatened to do it a few more times until he was completely killed and stinky. Dumb Die cried when he saw him scolding himself on the forum the day before yesterday, and was frightened by him again today, crying You came to me and told me you wanted to quit the circle, but I couldn’t even coax or scare me, it’s really a headache.”

Zhuang Xiaojie folded his arms and sneered, unknowingly speaking in Aunt Xue's voice: "If he wants to quit, let him quit. You are so reluctant, are you planning to keep it for the New Year?"

Xi Baichuan laughed and explained: "It doesn't matter if he quits, but "Lie" hasn't finished yet, once he quits, the show will be screwed, and we should be ridiculed by Wu Baifeng again."

Zhuang Xiaojie seemed to have heard an extremely ridiculous joke, and exaggeratedly sneered three times: "Baichuan, are you kidding me? There are not many CVs in the circle who can take over my class, and the person who may replace the dumb flute is a car load. He If I quit, I will immediately help the crew find a top-notch pick-up expert, and you don't need to worry about it."

In the past, he thought it was inconvenient to express his dislike for Yadi because of his social status, and he did not object to Xi Baichuan coming out to have sex with Si Ni, but this time he was completely enraged by Yadi and his fans, like a chestnut in a fire that explodes at the first sight of the wind, and he simply removed the cage for himself. It's a set, everything is done according to one's temper, and no one will recognize face.

Xi Baichuan knew him to a considerable extent, knowing that he would not take hard things, so he followed the old policy to analyze the pros and cons with him first.

"Senior, don't be too arrogant. You are the first victim of Dumb Die's withdrawal from the industry. This time the two of you are in a fight. Not only will you overwhelm him with the number of fans, but also Qin Guangling, a god-level foreign aid. If he quits , the circle will say that you use the big to bully the small, and rely on the strong to bully the weak."

"Hehe, your dumb flute is not weak at all. I was the one who was pinched to the bone this time, but he has gained a lot of love fans, and he was directly promoted to successor of peafowl. How amazing he is. "

"Hey, take what the sunspots say seriously, he can't even compare to you, and he's far worse than Peafowl."

"What's the matter, with a good teacher like you, he will be reborn soon."

"Senior, don't target me, I'm not against you."

"Who asked you to provoke me at this time? I'm not targeting you or whom? I'd like to find the dumb flute to see it face to face. Would you like to pass the message for me?"

"Hahaha, the senior is still the same. He is the cutest when he loses his temper. No wonder he is pursued by so many men."

"Rong Chuan, do you want to be blocked by me?"

Zhuang Xiaojie only calls Xi Baichuan by his real name when he is really angry, the purpose is to remind him to remember the deep friendship between each other in three dimensions, and don't treat him like an ordinary netizen.Xi Baichuan understood, and immediately apologized sincerely, and his attitude became obviously serious.

"Senior, you and Qin Guangling have already experienced hundreds of battles. People in the circle know your style of work, and they can't do anything to you. But now you are not fighting alone. There is someone who is your weakness. It is impossible to guard against him."

Zhuang Xiaojie figured out what was going on, and said disdainfully: "You mean Xiaoxiao Yuxie? Since when did he become my weakness? He and I are fake Phoenixes. If others don't know, you still don't know?"

Xi Baichuan said: "Outsiders don't care about the truth, they only believe what they see and think that is the truth."

"Even if they think that Xiaoxiao Yuxie and I are real CPs, so what? Xiaoxiao Yuxie promised me that he would never talk nonsense without my instructions. How could he implicate me by being honest all the time?"

"Are you so sure that he will be obedient? As far as I know, he didn't show up this time, and he has done a lot of things in secret."

"What's the matter?"

At the request of Zhuang Xiaojie, Xi Baichuan played a guest role in the paparazzi, broadcasting Xiaoxiao Yuxie's movements in the circle in the past 24 hours.According to reports, Xiaoxiao Yuxie contacted the planning of "The Stunning Courtier" in private at the beginning of the dumb flute's pink and black pinching, and unilaterally terminated the cooperation.Later, I successively found other crews that were about to have an intersection with dumb flute, and asked to withdraw from the drama one by one, and asked one of the well-connected planners to announce to the whole circle on his behalf, saying that in the future, if you want to make an appointment with him in a drama, you must prepare the cast list in advance. After the show, he must be added to the show group to avoid similar situations from happening again.

Everyone in the circle knows that Xiaoxiao Yuxie used to accept dramas without watching the cast list, and even used the excuse of being afraid of trouble to not join the drama group. This time, she suddenly withdraws from the drama on a large scale and sets up this rigid rule uncharacteristically. The cannon eats the car, and we clearly want to support the broken string of the third watch, and give Silence a blow.And his indiscriminate withdrawal of the drama did cause Mudi to suffer a great loss, needless to say the embarrassment on his face, the most bloody attack was that Xiaoxiao Yuxie withdrew a drama called "Hidden Soul Photography".This drama is the latest fantasy masterpiece of the famous * big hand Yun Mengze. It won many top spots in the original online votes last year, and was coveted by major online distribution clubs. Posts that have not yet made a drama have appeared one after another front page.Theoretically, this kind of Dahongwen's casting is still not up to juniors like Xiaoxiao Yuxie and Dumbing Silent, but they are lucky, one has been the main actor in "A Generation of Tyrants", the other has been the main actor in "Lie", the two dramas The original authors are all half-stepped with a smile, and the half-step with a smile happens to be Yunmengze's big relatives and friends. Under her strong recommendation, Yunmengze put forward the only necessary condition for the planner who came to apply for authorization-designate Xiaoxiao Yuxie And the dumb flute is silently matched with the main character to attack and accept.

In the end, it was a small transparent planner with the id named Ziming Qingguo who was authorized by "Hidden Soul Photography". When Du Wusheng first entered the circle, he formed a buddy alliance with her. This drama bound itself on.As for Xiaoxiao Yuxie, she was originally a bookworm who loves writing. When she saw the words "Tibetan Soul Photography" written on the drama appointment email, she readily accepted the invitation. The audition and voice cooperation were very active.If there are no twists and turns, I believe this much-anticipated drama will be released soon, bringing immeasurable fame to the crew members, especially the protagonists.But at this moment, these good assumptions are all in vain because of Xiaoxiao Yuxie's sudden withdrawal from the show. What's worse is that he also dismantled the CP hand-picked by Yun Mengze, which will probably lead to a difficult delivery of the show, and the spread of the news is bound to cause extremely bad Zhuang Xiaojie, who is old in the rivers and lakes, knows exactly what these influences are.

He calmed down and mocked Xi Baichuan in his usual joking tone: "Why are you so smart? Every time you negotiate, you can catch people's weaknesses. If you want to let you get what you want, you have to sacrifice yourself. It's really hard to choose .”

Xi Baichuan still answered with an elegant laugh: "If you want to blame it, blame the senior for being too charming. There are so many fools vying to help you. Everyone knows that people who are dazed by love are the easiest to make mistakes."

Zhuang Xiaojie first put the embarrassment aside, rubbed the goose bumps on his arms, and asked him slowly: "Stop talking about such irrelevant things, do you want me to ask Qin Guangling to stop, or tell Xiaoxiao Yuxie to change her mind and go back to the dumb flute?" cooperate?"

"Would it be too greedy if I said I wanted both?"

"It doesn't matter, this is not your usual style, but I have something to say first, don't look at the two of them relying on me to die or live, in fact, they are wild horses that cannot be caught, and I am not sure that they will listen to me. "

He was in a bargaining tone, and Xi Baichuan replied very politely: "Qin Guangling just wants Yadi to bow his head first, that's easy to handle, I'll let Yadi apologize to you publicly first."

"No, once he apologizes, he becomes a piece of cabbage. Let him scold him for his stupid fan, and stop making fuss about me in the future."

"Okay, leave it to me. After Qin Guangling is settled, Xiaoxiao Yuxie will be much easier to deal with. He is loyal to you, and he will not refuse to listen to your words."

"Hmph, you're so forgetful. Just now you mocked him for not obediently listening to me. That's right. If he obeys me in everything, you'll catch him? I can only do my best. Lao Qin is a blind rabbit." Lord who doesn't spread the eagle, if you want him to stop, you have to let the dumb flute show some sincerity of reconciliation, and hang up the statement tonight to wash the powder. I heard that he is very good at writing, if there is a pun or something It’s not good, so you have to write this statement yourself for him, I like your writing better, it’s concise and not pretentious.”